Do you think aunt is the scariest? ? Wrong, an aunt who can use a computer is scarier!
After hearing Lin Qian's question, Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately understood... His aunt, that is PS, Meitu Xiu Xiu International 3A level certification.
Needless to say, she definitely whitened her brother’s photos.
"Ah, the photo you are looking at should be a photo of me from 3 months ago. I exercised a lot during this period, so I have this bronze look..." Zhang Xiaoqiang raised his arms, but he still didn't have the nerve to continue.
"Haha, Mr. Zhang also likes to exercise?"
Yoho, are you questioning me? Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at his thin arms again... sighed and stretched out his right hand: "Yes, did you see the calluses on it? They were all rubbed out by me grabbing the barbell."
"Pfft" Lin Qian laughed, a strange look flashed in her eyes.
"Uh, I wonder what kind of boys Miss Lin likes?" A somewhat embarrassed Zhang Xiaoqiang quickly changed the subject.
Lin Qian lowered her eyes and thought for a while: "I am a quiet woman, so... I want to find a calm man!"
Damn it, this is such a crazy situation, I gave you a good guy card right from the beginning!
"You have such a stupid brain, how did you know that this girl gave you a good guy card?" came the old man's voice in his head.
Zhang Xiaoqiang replied angrily: "Didn't you hear that he is looking for a man with big balls? I like disabled men. I have two, pure men!!"
Speechless!
"Mr. Zhang, what kind of girl do you hope to meet?"
It’s mainly anti-customer! Sample, you asked this yourself.
Straightening his body, Zhang Xiaoqiang said seriously: "I want to find a girl who can live a good life, share joys and sorrows, doesn't worship money, can make money by herself, and is motivated."
"Yes," Lin Qian nodded, surprisingly calm: "Yes, the competition in today's society is too fierce, and men have to bear too much pressure. As a female companion, you should share the burden for the man. I don't know how Mr. Zhang views the housing market. ?”
Holy shit! Girls are so direct now, is she hinting at me
"Having sex is... well, I think it's better not to do it too frequently. It's more valuable than more."
"You kid got kicked in the head by a donkey. They asked you about sexual intercourse, not sexual intercourse... Oh, I'll go and let me take care of you."
Lin Qianyuan stared, her face indescribably complicated.
Only then did Zhang Xiaoqiang realize that he had misunderstood. Apart from embarrassment, he also cursed secretly: I made a mistake. I met a master and didn't play according to the routine! You’re testing me around the corner, you’re really hard to guard against!
Fortunately, the waiter came to the rescue in time: "What do you want to order?"
After passing the menu, Zhang Xiaoqiang and Lin Qian each received one.
"Well, let's start with a glass of dry red wine imported from France." Lin Qian said to herself before Zhang Xiaoqiang could speak.
Damn it! 800 each, Zhang Xiaoqiang quickly found the price of the drink the other party ordered.
Then a word popped into his head: Trust! Wine tray! !
Auntie! This is the girlfriend you are looking for for me! Y must have hooked up on a dating website.
"Another cheesecake."
Cheesecake, your sister, this is going to make your brother mad to death.
"And this...Haitian Shengyan Fruit Plate."
Two hundred, six hundred, sir, this is one thousand and sixty, this bitch is really ruthless.
"OK, let's do this for now. What does Mr. Zhang want to have?"
"Me? Haha, I don't want all the things I ordered just now!" Zhang Xiaoqiang's lips curved slightly, with an expression like "Young man, I'm teasing you, you're still young."
Lin Qian was stunned for a moment, then took out the card from her pocket: "Pay it to me and give this gentleman a cup of American coffee."
After saying that, Lin Qian waved to the waiter to leave.
Hot, burning, restless.
Zhang Xiaoqiang's throat moved involuntarily, and this slap was so refreshing...
"Uh, this... that... Haha, actually, I just... the prices of the things here are too ridiculous. Later I will take you to a place with good quality and low price, definitely better than this... "
"Humph, I'm not a person who likes to rely on men, but being broad-minded and generous are the qualities that a mature man should have, don't you think?"
"No, that's right, I don't like stingy men either." There was a hint of embarrassment on his cheeks.
Drinks were served and the atmosphere relaxed a bit.
"Do you usually like reading?" Lin Qian asked.
"I like it. I always like it. I like to read when I have nothing to do. I feel uncomfortable if I don't read for a day." Zhang Xiaoqiang responded against his will.
"Have you ever seen Steelmaking?"
Steelmaking? Fullmetal Alchemist? Damn, this guy is familiar!
"I've seen it."
"So what do you think of this book?"
"This book... Edward Elric and his brother Alphonse Elric did not hesitate to use the forbidden curse - human body refining in order to see their deceased mother..." Zhang Xiaoqiang was eloquent and talkative, foaming at the mouth. For more than a minute, I talked about my thoughts on steel refining.
Ha ha! I must be shocked by my brother's talent.
Yes! Lin Qian was indeed shocked. She stared blankly at the man in front of her. She hesitated for a while before slowly speaking: "Are you sure you have seen how Paul Korchagin's steel is made?"
"Uh... Haha, haha, you're talking about this one... Then, what, I've read too many books, and I've read them. I've also read How Steel Was Tempered, and it's about the story of the 58-year-old Making steel, at that time..."
"Ah, how could this happen?" Lin Qian suddenly muttered, interrupting Zhang Xiaoqiang's words.
"What's wrong? Miss Lin?"
Her eyebrows furrowed slightly, and Lin Qian reluctantly took her slender hand out of her handbag: "I have an important document that needs to be sent back to the company at 3 pm. I originally wanted to send it via mobile email, but I forgot my mobile phone."
"It's easy, you use mine." As he spoke, Zhang Xiaoqiang took out his limited edition N95.
Lin Qian glanced at it and asked with a wry smile: "You...can you access the Internet?"
"Of course!" With his fingers moving quickly, Zhang Xiaoqiang wanted to prove his old age.
only…
"Damn! You need a password to log in to WIFI!!"
"Then forget it." Lin Qian advised.
Looking at the girl's worried look, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt heartbroken.
This was his opportunity to show off his manly qualities, how could he miss it.
He wanted to use this to reverse the embarrassing situation that he had just ordered.
"Bah!" He raised his hand and snapped his fingers: "Waiter, come here!"
"How can I help you?" the waiter asked respectfully.
"Oh, what's your WIFI password?"
"LYP82NLF."
"What?"
"LYP82NLF."
"I'll go! Can't you change the password to something easier to remember?"
"Sir, it's actually easy to remember. The literal translation of this code is "have a bottle of Lafite 82 years old"."
"Oh, come... a bottle of... 1982... Lafite. Hehe, it's true. If you had said this earlier, it would have been over." Zhang Xiaoqiang complained while entering the password.
After he finished typing, the waiter immediately asked: "Can you open it now?"
"Well, that's okay."
"OK."
Just listen to a "bang" sound.
"Sir, this is the 1982 Lafite you requested. It costs 25,200 yuan. It has been opened for you. Please enjoy it slowly!"
Note: This book was published on the "Qidian" Chinese website
(End of chapter)