"Old man, are you trying to trick me!? In 24 hours, I only got 2 fucking cents in 24 hours!" Zhang Xiaoqiang's eyes were red, and he looked very excited as he held the 2 cents in his hand.
Can you not be excited? It would be difficult for anyone to remain calm after knowing that their life expectancy was exchanged for 2 cents a day.
"Haha, look at what you said. When did I trick you? Didn't you agree to all your decisions? I never forced you."
"Yes! You didn't force me, but you didn't tell me either... One spin of the carousel will cost me one day of my life!! I don't care, I haven't touched the 2 cents, so I'll give it back to you! You give me Give it to me 24 hours a day! Otherwise..."
I wanted to say "complain", but then I thought about it, where can I complain about this matter
If you go to the Consumers Association, you will definitely not be able to find this bullshit live broadcast platform. If things go wrong, you will become insane and be treated as a fool and sent to the "Four Hospitals" for treatment.
"Haha, kid, calm down. Don't you still have an hour to live? Instead of arguing with me here, you should think about how to spend this last time."
Just when he was thinking about how to gain his "longevity", Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly heard the old man's words. He was stunned at first, and then said in astonishment: "What? What did you say? I only have one hour left to live? What do you mean?" You think I'm an idiot and you want to scare me again? I'm telling you, that's really scary..."
Before the word "karma" came out of his mouth, Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly felt short of breath, feeling as if he was about to die.
"What's going on? What's wrong with me?"
"Haha, what do you think?" The old man rushed out of Zhang Xiaoqiang's body, found an empty seat and leaned on it.
"Holy shit! Old man! You...you give me my longevity!" Zhang Xiaoqiang is really anxious. His life has just started. There is only one hour left in the blink of an eye. Who can you accept
He tried to fight the old man, but his heavy breathing made it difficult for him to move.
"Hehe, Yangshou is irreversible once consumed. I can't afford to pay you back. But..."
"But what!?" There seemed to be a turning point in his words, and Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at the old man with burning eyes as if he had grasped a life-saving straw.
"It's easy! You can earn it."
"earn?"
"Yes, as long as you do a good job in the live broadcast and coax those "water friends", they will reward you and you will be able to live longer." A sly smile appeared on the corner of his lips, and the old man looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang happily.
Scratching his head, Zhang Xiaoqiang asked, half-understanding, "What do you think...can the Yangshou coins they rewarded me be exchanged for real life span?"
"That's right! One Yangshou Coin can be exchanged for one hour of reality. The more rewards you have, the longer your lifespan will be. Hehe, as long as you have the ability, it is not impossible to live forever in the future."
To be honest, Zhang Xiaoqiang now very much doubts whether this old magician has engaged in pyramid schemes in the past. He has a lot of skills in deceiving people.
"Come on, I don't want to be a bastard. Let's get to the point, how can I do a live broadcast now?" It's all nonsense to talk about one thousand and ten thousand. The only way to get to the point is to make money quickly to extend your life.
"Hey, you don't have to do anything. I've taken care of everything for you. The live broadcast is always going on."
"What! It's been going on all this time?" With his eyes wide open, Zhang Xiaoqiang was stunned for a long time before swallowing and spitting: "Then, my private life should be kept confidential, right?"
"No, it's a live broadcast. What's the point of keeping it secret? There's a saying in the world, uh... what's it called? Oh, yes, there is no rehearsal in Niu B's life, it's live broadcast every day."
"Holy shit! Then my showering and going to the toilet were all broadcast live?"
"Of course." Youya nodded, and the old man did not forget to "last hit" at the end and said: "Including the scenes where you masturbate are also transmitted in real time."
"Your uncle! Who gave you the right! Do you know that you are invading privacy?"
"Oh, Xiaoqiang, what you said is wrong. You signed the agreement yourself, and we have written all the relevant matters clearly. If necessary, I can show it to you now."
After saying that, the old man suddenly and mysteriously leaned into Zhang Xiaoqiang's ear, and then whispered in a low voice: "Don't worry, we have mosaicd those disharmonious shots of yours. Besides, there's nothing interesting about that thing of yours." .”
I go! Zhang Xiaoqiang was already almost relieved, but when the old man said this... it was unbearable! It was about the dignity of his second brother, so he had to find an explanation for his second brother no matter what: "Hey, old man! What do you mean, my second brother is 5 inches tall and can bend and stretch, so why can't he be treated as such?"
"Haha, so you kid is clueless all day long. You didn't read the agreement. It is clearly stated in it. During the live broadcast, you cannot deliberately spread superstition, pornographic content, etc. Otherwise, if found, your life span will be deducted. coins, or else directly ban you. If you want to die early, you can give it a try, I will never stop you."
Plausibly speaking, Zhang Xiaoqiang was stunned for a moment by what the old man said, but when he thought about it... Damn it, it seems that he didn't even say he wanted to broadcast it, it was all instigated by the old man.
But before Zhang Xiaoquan could refute, the old man made a concluding statement: "You have to remember that I am a professional in live broadcasting."
Translated, it means following me, leading you to act cool and leading you to fly.
Since there is not much time, Zhang Xiaoqiang does not have time to accompany the old man to continue working in vain. He has now roughly understood the details of the live broadcast. The most important thing right now... is to quickly earn coins to continue his life, otherwise he will really have to go there after an hour. Children and "water friends" reported it.
At that moment, he said sternly: "Okay, stop bragging! If you are a professional, just come up with something for me and see what you can broadcast to attract attention."
"Well..." The old man raised his hand to stroke the long beard under his chin, the old man said in a long tone, as if he had the overall situation in mind.
Seeing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang probably had some thoughts in his mind, and asked immediately: "Have you thought of an idea?"
"without."
I go! If it weren't for the old man's age, Zhang Xiaoqiang would have wanted to slap him in the face with his size 42 shoes.
"Hey, old bastard, you'll die if you don't pretend to be B! I can't wait to finish my burping in a minute, so you still have the time to show off? Let me tell you, if I'm finished, you won't be able to feel better."
I don’t know whether it was Zhang Xiaoqiang’s threatening words that had an effect, or whether the old man felt compassion. After listening to his words, the old man stood up with admiration, waved his big hand and said, “Let’s go, the room is too stuffy for thinking. Let’s go out and walk around, maybe ideas will come to you.”
Okay! This B no longer pretends to be a scholar, but has become a scholar.
However, in order to survive, Zhang Xiaoqiang had no choice but to let the old man do his bidding, and the two of them walked out of the dormitory building towards the school gate.
(End of chapter)