Damn it! The world is declining and people's hearts are not as old as they used to be. It's so fucking impossible to guard against it!
Looking at the 1982 Lafite bottle put down by the waiter, Zhang Xiaoqiang was totally confused!
"Haha, what's wrong with you, Mr. Zhang? Is there any problem? Is this wine too expensive?"
Lin Qian's sweet smile came to my ears.
Grass! This is a mockery! Chi Guoguo’s ridicule!
As the saying goes, if you lose, you don't lose. The wine has been opened, and it won't be worth it if you are looked down upon by others.
Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately shook his head: "No way, I'm fine, this bottle of foreign wine is nothing, I usually drink it at home. (If Coke and Sprite from 1982 count.)"
"Oh, that's it." After hearing this, Lin Qian raised her slender hand and pointed at Zhang Xiaoqiang's wine glass: "Pour some for Mr. Zhang."
Nodding, the waiter who received the instruction smiled and reached for the wine bottle.
This is about cooking raw rice into cooked rice and confirming the fact that I drink!
Seeing that the waiter was about to succeed in his evil plan, Zhang Xiaoquan suddenly slapped his right hand on the table.
"Wait!!"
The sudden burst of drinking startled the waiter and made Lin Qian jump.
The two of them looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang with incomprehensible eyes, and Zhang Xiaoqiang curled up a smile on his lips.
Should you leave this matter to your people? You think I'm stupid.
Your sister is all money. A drop of it is equivalent to dozens of RMB.
Completely ignoring the suspicious look, Zhang Xiaoqiang picked up the wine bottle on the table and poured it into the wine glass "dong dong dong".
Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't stop until the goblet was half filled.
"Come on!" Pretending to be bold and bold as a northerner, Zhang Xiaoqiang raised his arms and raised his glass to Lin Qian.
Lin Qian smiled and signaled. When she was done, she shook the cup lightly. After looking at it for a while, she took a few sips.
snort! Country bumpkin! Looking at Lin Qian's series of drinking actions, Zhang Xiaoqiang secretly laughed in his heart.
A wine tray is a wine tray! At first glance, I have never seen the world. Do you think I am an orange? Shake it before drinking... You said you are not stupid or disgraceful
Without learning Lin Qian's movements, Zhang Xiaoqiang focused on the wine glass. Looking at the crystal clear red wine in the glass, he felt a sense of humiliation.
This is nothing but wine. This is simply the exploitation of the working people at the bottom by capitalism. It is the blood and sweat of the miserable people.
The more Zhang Xiaoqiang watched, the more frustrated he became, and the more he watched, the angrier he became. Finally, unable to suppress the ancient power in his body, he raised his head, shook his hand and poured all the liquid in the cup into his mouth.
"Gulu, Gulu!"
"Pah!" After finishing his drink, Zhang Xiaoqiang slammed his glass on the table, and then touched the corners of his lips.
Looking at Lin Qian and the waiter, they all stared at Zhang Xiaoqiang in shock and horror, with indescribable complexity and confusion in their eyes.
Zhang Xiaoqiang glanced at the two of them and thought: Hum! You must be scared to death, you must be shocked by the huge amount of brother!
However, it was a shock. A very real problem now faced Zhang Xiaoqiang.
How to spend more than 20,000 yuan on drinks
You should know that Zhang Xiaoqiang brought a total of three hundred yuan with him on this trip.
After all, this is just the first meeting for a blind date. To put it bluntly, the two parties are just meeting to inspect the goods. How much more money can be spent on this
According to Zhang Xiaoqiang's idea, 100 yuan is more than enough to treat the other party to a meal; if things get better and get a room in Home Inn, 70 yuan will be enough for further communication; when the talk of "sex" starts, the worst case scenario is an all-nighter, and it will be a dead end. No more than 250.
But things are fickle, who knows my aunt made a wine tray! !
So when it comes to fire protection and electricity protection, you also have to protect yourself from your mother-in-law! !
Now what? Xiaoqiang has not watched Thirty-Six Stratagems, but he has watched hundreds of episodes of Pleasant Goat and Big Bad Wolf with his nephew.
Especially Big Big Wolf's famous saying: "I will come back!"
Yes! Today's retreat is not the end, it is to come back better tomorrow.
Thirty-six strategies are the best, Zhang Xiaoqiang decided to grease his feet and run away.
Some people will say that this is too fucking cowardly. Is it still considered a man to run away after being tricked like this
Zhang Xiaoqiang has his own explanation for this.
Have you seen the Three Kingdoms? Have you studied history
I remember back then, Liu Bei was chased all over the world, but what happened next? They established the Kingdom of Shu and ushered in the era of the Three Kingdoms.
And what about Cao Cao? The failed assassination of Dong Zhuo and the defeat of Huarong Dao were also chased by others, but in the end they were also great achievements and a generation of heroes.
So facts have proven that for anyone with great talent and strategy, escape is an indispensable skill.
As the saying goes, a real man in this world can only stretch when he can bend. Instead of insisting on a golden gun for ninety minutes, it is better to take it step by step and in a steady stream.
People! If you haven’t had the experience of being chased and escaped several times in this life, what would be the real sadness
The above famous quotes are taken from the biography of Zhang Xiaoqiang, a great anchor in Soul World.
At this time, Lin Qian and the waiter were still in shock, so it was the best time to escape.
Thinking of this chapter, Xiaoqiang suddenly stood up. The waiter next to him was startled by his sudden body: "What are you doing? Where are you going?"
snort! Do you think I'm going to be an idiot and tell you that I'm going to run away? Young man, you are still too naive.
"I need to go to the toilet!" Putting aside these overbearing words, Zhang Xiaoqiang strode straight to the toilet under the attention of the waiter.
Under the current situation, it is definitely not possible to go out directly.
During this short journey along the way, Zhang Xiaoqiang saw several pairs of eyes staring at him.
Needless to say, he has become a key target.
In response, Zhang Xiaoqiang smiled contemptuously.
What I thought to myself was: I am a man who has watched 007, The Bourne Supremacy, and Agent Bean. Do you think you can keep an eye on me like this? joke!
Turning around, Zhang Xiaoqiang turned into the toilet. Just as he was about to step in, a woman came from behind and asked, "What do you want to do?"
Turning his head, he saw a fashionably dressed lady. Zhang Xiaoqiang shrugged: "Is there any problem with going to the bathroom?"
"You go to the men's room to use the restroom! What are you doing in the women's restroom!?" The noble lady said with unconcealable contempt on her face.
Okay, this is treating me as a voyeur!
Looking at the lady's legitimately contemptuous eyes, Zhang Xiaoqiang sighed: "Sister, let me popularize cultural knowledge for you. Do you see..."
As he spoke, Zhang Xiaoqiang pointed to the English letters on the door plate of the toilet and said word by word: "Well, NC, the abbreviation of the men's toilet. This is English. Did you go to the wrong place?"
Don't be polite to someone who is not polite at all.
If you look down on me, I'm sorry, and don't blame me for scolding you.
Zhang Xiaoqiang crossed his arms to his chest and looked at the lady with a smile.
I thought to myself: Damn, it’s a good thing that I didn’t read Little People’s Books in English class when I was at school, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to control the situation today.
It was just something that Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't expect. After listening to his "awesome" explanation, the lady not only showed no signs of surprise, but snorted coldly: "Huh, NC is the abbreviation for men's room, what about you?" Tell me instead, what’s the abbreviation for the women’s restroom?”
(End of chapter)