Look, you are uneducated, how terrible!
Don’t you understand? Brother, I’ve already told you Y’s sake... This IQ is really beyond SEI.
"NC is the abbreviation for men's restroom, and naturally N for women's restroom..."
kindness! ? Nima, this... seems like something is wrong!
Men's restroom is NC, women's restroom is NC, I can't tell the difference!
After a while, an old woman walked by and said, "Hey, you two, what are you two doing? Let's chat at the door of the hut."
Needless to say, just listening to this aunt’s tone, it’s the rattling land in the Northeast.
Wearing a white striped uniform and holding a bucket and mop in hand, the aunt motioned to Zhang Xiaoqiang for the lady to clear her place.
The noble lady seemed to dislike the old aunt's profession, and was afraid that the equipment in the latter's hands would stain her brand-name clothes. She quickly took two steps to the side, then pointed at Zhang Xiaoqiang and said: "Don't talk nonsense, I don't know him." , this guy is a gangster and wanted to break into the women's restroom. Fortunately, I found him, otherwise if he had gone in, he wouldn't have been able to... "
"Ugh~" Zhang Xiaoqiang felt nauseated.
Yes! Sneaking into the women's restroom was indeed Zhang Xiaoqiang's childhood dream, but it was just out of curiosity about the structure of the women's restroom.
After all, Zhang Xiaoqiang used to be a man who aspired to become a master architect, and entering the women's restroom was purely out of his persistent pursuit of his dream.
Who doesn’t have dreams? Who doesn’t pursue it? Is it really wrong to pursue your dreams and seek knowledge? Apparently not.
Besides, when he grew up and faced the severe situation of failing mathematics and chemistry many times, Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately recognized the reality and gave up on his great ideals and ambitions of becoming an architect.
Putting all this aside, given the lady's age and figure, Zhang Xiaoqiang really didn't understand how the other party had the courage to say that he would enter the women's restroom and spy on her!
If you have never eaten pork, how can you never see a pig running
As a person who has integrity and understands art, Zhang Xiaoquan feels that even if he wants to study body art, he will go through formal channels, right
For example, which one of Mr. ***, Mr. Hato, and Mr. Ozawa is not more valuable for "scientific examination" than the lady in front of you
So... the groundless accusations made by noble ladies nowadays are simply irritating, hateful and annoying!
Her behavior has seriously violated Zhang Xiaoqiang's human rights as a good man in the new era, and is illegal! shameless! In this regard, Zhang Xiaoqiang plans to make stern representations, protest, and strongly condemn!
But just when Zhang Xiaoqiang was about to burst out and speak, the eldest mother was one step ahead.
"Alas," she sighed, banging the mop handle, and straightened her waist: "Sister, you have wronged this young man. Now, look at this brand, it turns out to be a W. It was not there some time ago. I know some turtle grandson gave W a crutch and became N. Just because of this, there were several oolongs and almost a fight. So... calm down your anger on this hot day, I believe this young man didn't mean it. "
Look at this aunt’s consciousness, her IQ, her courage to act when she sees justice, and her heart to roar when she sees injustice... My loved ones!
Fortunately, the aunt showed up in time, otherwise the noble lady would start acting violently, and Zhang Xiaoqiang would really have a hard time explaining her reasoning.
After all, the area he is currently standing in does belong to the women's restroom. This place has been women's inherent territory since ancient times, and women have indisputable rights to use it.
I don't know whether it was because I was too lazy to talk nonsense with Zhang Xiaoqiang, or because the old lady convinced the lady. After glancing at Zhang Xiaoqiang, the lady said "rascal" and walked into the toilet.
Zhang Xiaoqiang brushed off such baseless accusations. The most important thing was that he had big things to do. After thanking his aunt, he turned around and left.
After making a detour, Zhang Xiaoqiang came to the other side of the toilet.
Just as he was about to push the door open and go in, another person flashed past behind him.
Hearing this movement, Zhang Xiaoqiang quickly turned around.
Their eyes met, and then the corners of Zhang Xiaoqiang's lips gradually curved into a smile.
Ha ha! It's a fucking man! You can’t go wrong this time!
But while he was happy, Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately became alert again.
Why? Because the visitor was no one else, but the waiter from the cafe.
Depend on! This guy is here to keep an eye on me!
Zhang Xiaoqiang is not stupid. Seeing the anxious look in the other person's eyes, Zhang Xiaoqiang dared to conclude that the noise caused by him and the lady in the women's toilet just now aroused suspicion in the cafe, so he asked the guy in front of him to come over and investigate. Condition.
"Brother, do you want to go to the bathroom?" Zhang Xiaoqiang asked tentatively.
The waiter stared at Zhang Xiaoqiang with a 2B expression, then nodded.
"Hey, what a coincidence, me too, please go first." Zhang Xiaoqiang stepped out of the way and waved his hand.
The 2B look on the waiter's face became more and more obvious, but considering Zhang Xiaoqiang's status as a "distinguished guest", the waiter politely replied: "Sir, please go first."
Pack! Awesome outfit! Demo, do you think that if you wear a vest, I won’t know what you are thinking
If you want to keep an eye on my whistle, you can! Today I will give you a free lesson!
Without any hesitation, Zhang Xiaoqiang swayed into the toilet.
Sure enough, as soon as he stepped in with his front foot, the waiter came up with his back foot.
coming! Hum!
The corners of his lips curled up again, Zhang Xiaoqiang reached out and opened the side squatting pit, entered, and locked the door.
That's all, I deliberately made the sound of taking off my pants, and then sat down on the toilet seat.
Fight with brother! I have a seat, you idiot, just stand outside!
In order to paralyze the enemy better, after Zhang Xiaoqiang sat down, he took out his cell phone from his trouser pocket, dialed the ring tone, and kept to himself for two seconds, then cut off his acting and said: "Hey! Who is this... Oh, Mr. Wang Ah... Well, what? You said you got that piece of land? How much was it? 200 million? Congratulations... When will you pay me back? Don't worry, I'm not short of money. By the way, aren't you in a tight spot, then? Just take it and use it first. It won't be too late when the project starts and you make money... Oh, brother, why are you so polite... Okay, I won't say more. I feel uncomfortable in my stomach. As for the toilet, that's fine. Bye. !”
If cows could fly, a herd of cows would be dancing above Zhang Xiaoqiang's head at this moment.
Okay! This B's blowing is simply endless.
But don’t tell me, Zhang Xiaoqiang has his own purpose.
In the first half, he emphasizes 200 million in assets in order to make the cafe understand that he is a rich man and a mere 20,000 yuan for drinks is nothing.
This is laying the foundation for his subsequent escape.
In the second half, I mentioned my stomach discomfort in order to get the waiter to quit, otherwise I would sit on the toilet to see who could resist the other.
Of course, the most important thing is that someone is in the toilet, making it inconvenient for Zhang Xiaoqiang to do anything later.
I don’t know if the countermeasures were effective, but almost immediately after the sound stopped, a serenade of "Zi Zi" came from the toilet.
This song is long, sometimes cheerful, sometimes urgent, with two rhythmic pauses in the middle, especially at the end. The exciting drum beat fully illustrates a problem... This waiter is a typical fucking urinator who has frequent urination and urgent need to wait!
(End of chapter)