Listening to such a rhythmic sound of urine, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt uncomfortable all over.
Resisting the urge to go out and recommend the "old military doctor" to the waiter, Zhang Xiaoqiang listened quietly with his ears perked up.
The waiter who had finished taking care of the major human body problem made the noise of lifting his pants and pulling his crotch.
After a while, the sound of the flushing faucet sounded, and then the door opened, and finally it closed with a "squeak" sound, and everything returned to calm.
gone!
Just in case, Zhang Xiaoqiang put his head on the ground and looked out through the crack in the door.
After confirming that no heels were found, Ma Liu stood up and retied the belt that he had untied during the show.
After finishing it, he opened the door and strode out.
Mist grass! After leaving the squatting pit, the air in the toilet was particularly fresh. After Zhang Xiaoqiang took a few breaths of "the fragrance of August 4th disinfectant water", his eyes began to look around.
exit! !
At this time, Zhang Xiaoqiang needs to find a window so that he can jump out of the window and escape.
This was a strategy he had thought of when he came here.
But the reality is... this toilet is actually a closed space, with no windows at all.
This is unscientific! The design of this toilet cannot tolerate routine tricks!
In Zhang Xiaoqiang's not-so-long life, which hotel in his image didn't have a window in the bathroom
But the current situation was completely beyond his expectation.
It's just that Zhang Xiaoqiang has never thought about the fact that almost all the so-called restaurants he went to in the past were roadside stalls that were not on the road.
what to do? Such an unexpected situation completely disrupted Zhang Xiaoqiang's escape plan.
However, this did not make Zhang Xiaoqiang panic, because just when he was looking around with no hope, just when he was looking up to the sky and sighing, and was about to say something tragic like "Alas," "Time is not waiting for me," and other tragic words, the rooftop The air vent caught his attention.
Depend on! 007 and Mission: Impossible-related scenes immediately came to mind.
In order to complete a certain task, the male pig's feet used ventilation ducts to sneak into the enemy's interior, and then caught everyone by surprise and killed everyone.
How do you say that: there is no way out in the mountains and rivers, but there is another village with dark willows and bright flowers.
God is still just, God still speaks justice.
If you want to trap me and make money, stop dreaming!
Looking at the vent on the roof, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt excited.
It is said that people should have a sense of agency, but at this time, Zhang Xiaoqiang really put himself into the male lead of a spy movie.
At this time, he seemed to be possessed by James Bond, the reincarnation of Ethan Hunt, he was grinding his fists, he was eager to try, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt all the aura of the movie male pig's feet.
At this moment, strength fills the body and fighting spirit burns in the blood.
Finally, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't hold back the restless power in his body, and he jumped with all his strength.
Emma... so embarrassing!
His fingers stopped half a meter away from the roof, and then Zhang Xiaoqiang's body began to fall uncontrollably...
This... Who can explain to me the situation of this amazing horse that he is aiming at!
Zhang Xiaoqiang was not discouraged and jumped up and down, but the vent on the roof was like the moon in the sky. He could see it, but he couldn't touch it.
Zhang Xiaoqiang is not convinced! Why can't Tom Cruise jump on it but he can't touch it
They are both about 1.7 meters tall, so why is there such a big gap
yes! No wonder Zhang Xiaoqiang was so angry. After all, his jump felt very good and he had fully integrated himself into the role.
It's a pity that he replaced everything, but lost something that can be called "soul".
What is it, you ask? Hey, sum it up in four words: the halo of the protagonist.
But it doesn’t matter, Zhang Xiaoqiang, the protagonist of 007 and Mission: Impossible, can’t get it, after all, it’s their territory.
But here, in the biggest anchor book in history, Zhang Xiaoqiang is the absolute darling. He can be so awesome and pat his chest and say: I have the final say on my territory.
So, Zhang Xiaoqiang walked out of the men's room dejectedly.
Yes, God is not as good as man, and Zhang Xiaoqiang’s plan to escape from the toilet failed because of his physical defects.
At this time, he was very depressed, and his body seemed to be hollowed out.
But facing the huge sum of 20,000 yuan, Zhang Xiaoqiang had to cheer up. He knew very well that if he didn't want to leave the coffee shop this time, and wanted to leave after he went back and sat down... I'm afraid it wouldn't be that easy.
While walking, Zhang Xiaoqiang glanced left and right and saw that no one was staring at him, so he quickly walked towards the entrance of the gate seriously.
Victory is ahead. Through that exit, Zhang Xiaoqiang can escape and ascend to heaven.
Hum hum, little brother, I am still favored by God. Seeing the exit getting closer and closer, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help but tremble again in his heart.
However, extreme joy brings sorrow.
Just when Zhang Xiaoqiang thought that no one had noticed his actions, two men in black appeared from outside the store.
"Brother, where are you?"
With a big head and a thick neck, he is either a gangster or a cook.
Looking at the big gold chain around the other person's neck, it's definitely not the cook who is messing around in the back room.
Faced with this situation, Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly came to his senses: "Well... I'll go out and buy a pack of cigarettes."
"Haha," the man in black sneered: "Buy cigarettes? I don't think you need to go to that trouble. If the cigarette shop has them, you'd better settle the battle first."
Weird and angry, the other party is obviously ready to break up.
If we go back with them at this time, it will really be over.
Zhang Xiaoqiang has a very clear mind. As long as he stands at the door now, these two guys at least don't dare to force themselves.
After all, they had to worry about the influence of the coffee shop. Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt a little hardened in his heart.
"Oh, two eldest brothers, as for that, you are still afraid that I will run away. Now, look, there is no one sitting in my seat..."
Pointing towards the deck... Wucao! Where are the people!
Where was Lin Qian's original seat where there was half a figure
Turning their heads, the two men also slightly raised the corners of their lips to look at Zhang Xiaoqiang.
Routine! It’s all a fucking routine!
We don't blame our army for being too incompetent, but we blame the enemy for being too cunning.
Why do you guys in this coffee shop have to trap me alone? ? Is this interesting
Zhang Xiaoqiang is so angry! Annoyed! He really wanted to give each of the two "facial paralysis" in front of him an "eighth set of radio gymnastics".
In the past, he didn't have that strength, so the thought he had could only be a result of **Si's inner desire.
But now, Zhang Xiaoqiang really has this ability.
Whether it's a one-on-one fight or a group fight, he's totally worthy.
But the problem is, he can rely on the "Destiny Card" to help solve the fight problem, but after the incident, how to solve the remaining troubles
Zhang Xiaoqiang had no acquaintances at the police station. Once he entered and beat people, he had no choice but to do so.
At this moment, the situation was already very critical. One of the men stepped forward, raised his eyebrows at the store, shook his head twice, and then ordered: "Come in, brother, it will do no harm to everyone."
It's really over once you get in! But who can save him now
Just when Zhang Xiaoqiang was confused and worried, a figure suddenly entered Zhang Xiaoqiang's field of vision.
Your sister is saved!
(End of chapter)