Namo Amitabha!
If they really want to fight, the result is self-evident. The store owners have no ability to resist.
Zhang Xiaoqiang is now afraid that he will kill someone if he turns around, and he will be in big trouble.
Therefore, in order to avoid being implicated, he decisively decided to go with the Thirty-six Strategies!
It's a pity that this plan has not been implemented yet. Just a thought came up, and the old man's voice in his head came to mind: "Xiaoqiang, do you want to escape?"
"Nonsense! In this situation, are you seeking death if you don't run away?" Zhang Xiaoqiang replied naturally.
"That's why you can't escape!" the old man retorted.
"Why?"
"Think about it, who is the Great Sage? Victorious Buddha, do you think he got this title by building connections through the back door? I'll tell you the truth, even if the Great Sage can't use his magic power this time, he can only rely on a pair of Those guys in there are not good enough even if they are tough on their feet."
"You don't have to tell me! I ran away just because I was afraid that the Great Sage would kill me!" Zhang Xiaoqiang shook his head in depression.
"Humph, you also know that this will kill someone! Have you ever thought that once this person's life is lost, the police will definitely come in to intervene. Have you considered what the consequences will be? You know that after the monkeys caused trouble in the Heavenly Palace, the Heavenly Sect sent How many troops did it take to capture him? In the end... he died and was injured. If Tathagata hadn't intervened at a later stage, the higher-ups would have moved the capital to Shuiliandong."
After swallowing, Zhang Xiaoqiang listened to the old man's words and roughly understood the latter's meaning.
As the old man said, there is nothing to worry about when the Great Sage fights with a bunch of idiots inside, but he is afraid that it will cause the Great Sage to fight with humans.
This is by no means alarmist. After all, the Great Sage is also a figure in the heavenly realm. Now he is fighting the Holy Buddha in a majestic manner to eliminate demons, but he is besieged by humans.
Even if the monkey's next behavior is illegal immigration, it is still an internal conflict within the heavenly class and should be tried by the heavenly court.
But the meaning and nature of this cross between human beings is completely different.
When the time comes, the heaven will be furious, and in the name of safeguarding the dignity of the heaven, humans and gods will start a war... This is a blame that Zhang Xiaoqiang thinks he is too weak to bear.
"Wu Cao! That old man... what do you think we should do now?"
The old man came to his senses out of desperation: "Well... the most urgent task is to focus on persuasion and stabilize the Great Sage's mood first."
"Damn! Is this your fucking method? Do you think my words are useful in the current situation?"
Zhang Xiaoqiang doesn't want to belittle himself, but the battlefield situation in the hall... On one side is the arrogant fighting Buddha who is sweeping all directions; on the other side is the coffee shop clerk who relies on the power of numbers and vows to live and die with the coffee shop.
Faced with these two forces, Zhang Xiaoqiang was asked to "save all sentient beings"? You're not talking nonsense.
No, as if to verify Zhang Xiaoqiang's statement, a figure flew over from the center of the whirlpool and landed directly at Zhang Xiaoqiang's feet. Then he closed his eyes and fainted.
"Did you see it? Did you see it? In this fucking situation, you asked me to be reasonable!?" Zhang Xiaoqiang raised his feet and jumped two feet away. Apart from being shocked, he also became more determined to stay away from the battlefield.
"Uh... this..." The old man was speechless for a moment. It would be a bit difficult to force Zhang Xiaoqiang to stop the conflict now, but if the situation continues to develop...
After some hesitation, the two sides in the store were already fighting.
They said they were fighting together, but in reality it was simply a unilateral crushing by the Great Sage.
A group of little kids who were just starting out faced off against an old man who had gone through eighty-one hardships in the journey to the west, and you can imagine the result with your butt stuck out.
"It's over, it's over, there's nothing we can do about it. I'm telling you, old man, I'll keep the green hills and don't have to worry about running out of firewood. I'm an only son in the family, and I'm a single descendant. I'd better run away!"
"Xiaoqiang! You can't leave! If you leave... there will be big trouble! Do you really want to start a war between the human world and the heaven?" The old man was anxious.
Zhang Xiaoqiang was so angry that he retorted: "You really can't stand and talk! Sun Dasheng, the master who can't defeat a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals, you ask me to come? Who do you think I am? Tathagata!! You!" Look at this slap of mine, I have slapped pipes, shot cannons, swatted flies to death, and knocked away mosquitoes, but do you think this palm of mine can suppress a monkey!?"
Speechless! Quite speechless!
As the manager of the anchor in the human world, if something happens here, the old man will naturally not be able to shirk responsibility.
Besides, the old man has lived for a thousand years. From the bottom of his heart, he does not want the Second Realm to start a world war because of this trivial matter.
But what to do? Zhang Xiaoqiang's ability was not enough to deter the situation on the field.
If it doesn't go well, the monkey might be killed if it angers the monkey.
After all, the great sage has a bad temper, and now he is just a ray of spiritual consciousness, which makes it even harder to maintain the stability of the monkey's mind.
worry! Worrying and panicking! I'm so worried! I'm so worried that my hair is shaking!
However, just when the old man was at a loss, someone on the live broadcast platform sent out a stream of consciousness: Why don't you let the ordinary monk give it a try
Zhang Xiaoqiang was upset and angry when he saw a stream of consciousness appearing on the platform and glanced at it unconsciously.
You wouldn't know it, but when you look at it, you jump two feet high!
Mist grass! Master Xuanzang!
Who is Xuanzang? Tang Monk, the Westward Journey quartet are the only men in the universe who can call the fight "Victory" with just one mouth. The Buddha kneels down and sings "Conquer".
When Zhang Xiaoqiang heard this name, he was so excited that he almost cried with joy.
Zhang Xiaoqiang: Master, you really said that Cao Cao will arrive.
Cao Cao: Who called me
Xuanzang: Haha, I’ve heard about Wukong’s private retirement this time. Now I’m here to take a look, just because I’m worried that he might cause trouble. You know his character, he’s too reckless and impatient. He suffered a lot from this on his way westward. Unfortunately, I did not give him less guidance at that time. Unexpectedly, after so many years, he is still the same. You said you'd be fine with taking the next term privately, but you still caused trouble and beat people. What if you beat someone to death? Even if you can't kill someone, it's not good to injure or maim them. We are heavenly beings, we are Buddhist disciples, we should...
Zhang Xiaoqiang: Stop! ! ! Master, what's that? We'll elaborate on the principle later. For now, let's find a way to avoid the situation inside.
Good guy, I've long heard that Tang Monk has an impeccable tongue. This level of nagging is really extraordinary!
Xuanzang: Forget it, let me convince this monkey.
Carrying the leader is worthy of being the leader, and doing things is done with strength.
As soon as he finished speaking, a reward appeared in Zhang Xiaoqiang's mind.
It's over, Xuanzang successfully gained control of Zhang Xiaoqiang's body.
Opening his hands, Xuanzang looked around at the newly controlled body.
It's just that the faded undershirt and colorful pants are really inconsistent with his status as a monk.
(End of chapter)