Therefore, environmental issues are a double-edged sword. Have you not seen that in various science fiction blockbusters, countless awesome alien visitors, whether flying in the sky or running underground, cannot be killed or blown up when fighting against the human joint army? It's like a bug has been opened.
But every time it comes to the final critical battle, at least half of them are fooled by the weird and harsh environment of the earth.
It now seems that the current so-called energy conservation, emission reduction, and environmental protection are probably the ulterior motives of aliens. They are afraid that humans have such a powerful "protection" network, so they have created a drama of "disintegrating opponents from within."
Zhang Xiaoqiang looked "self-righteous" and "seeing through the sky". He threw up his hands, panted heavily and waved his hands: "Oh, forget it, don't force it if you can't summon it."
If you are young and don't work hard, you will be miserable. If you lack exercise on weekdays, you can't blame others if you fall off the chain at this critical moment.
Zhang Xiaoqiang's current condition is that he can't run anymore.
The Great Sage saw it in his eyes and was anxious in his heart. It was a rare reunion with a good friend. You said you finally had the opportunity to show off your abilities, but due to unknown reasons, the pretense failed.
On the ground, human beings show off various luxury cars and accessories to show their identity, value and status.
The same is true in heaven. After all, heavenly beings are also human beings. They also eat grains and grains and follow natural cycles.
But unlike some humans who deliberately show off, the display of heavenly beings is not to show off, but simply to show off their own strength.
In addition, the things they show off are different from humans.
They mainly show off their mounts and magic weapons.
This is well explained in the TV series Journey to the West.
I believe many viewers have seen the following scene in this drama. After Tang Monk was captured in the four-person group, Wukong and other "Zhongnanhai" bodyguards went to the monster village to save people. Before the end of the war, both sides were forced to use their respective "murder weapons" It’s a whole “self-reporting” thing.
This scene of showing each other's "guy stuff" may seem like showing off, but in fact both sides are showing off their own power and strength in disguise, thereby achieving the purpose of defeating others without fighting.
He tried several times without giving up, but the result remained the same. The great sage still could not feel the "small universe" of the "somersault cloud".
In desperation, the Great Sage also sighed in annoyance: "Oh, it's a pity that Xiao Bailong is not here. Otherwise, if he is here, the master can just ride him."
"Uh..." After thinking about the scene of him riding a horse on the street, Zhang Xiaoqiang thought to himself: I don't know if I need a driver's license while riding a horse on this road.
"Well, I think it's better to leave like this. Let me carry the master on my back."
As he spoke, the great sage took action.
Zhang Xiaoqiang quickly waved his hand: "No, I can do it myself."
Good guy, let Douzhan Buddha be used as a horse-drawn carriage for you... It would be fine if this was really Tang Monk, after all, people have a master-disciple hierarchy.
But what kind of onion is my brother? To use a classic line from Uncle Zhao’s sketch, he is a fake!
It's just... Before Zhang Xiaoqiang could refuse further, his whole body lightened up, his feet lifted off the ground, and his head rushed down... I'm gone! Zhang Xiaoqiang was forcibly picked up by the Great Sage! And it’s a fucking princess hug!
What's going on with your sister? Don't you agree to carry someone else's back? Why did she become a princess
"Great Sage, put me down and I will go by myself!"
Without answering, Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly felt the wind and waves rushing past his ears. The flying pleasure made him want to sing:
The speed is seventy miles;
The mood is free;
The destination of hope is the Aegean Sea;
Running with all my strength, the dream is on the other side;
…
Running with the wind, freedom is the direction;
Chasing the power of thunder and lightning;
Put the vast ocean into my chest;
Even the smallest sail can sail long distances;
Flying with the wind has dreams as wings;
Dare to love, dare to do, and bravely venture out;
No matter how big the risk is or how big the wave is;
There will also be a tacit understanding of eyes;
This is a quite "sexy" scene.
There was a "Superman" wearing a red cape and green pants across the crotch, and the princess was holding another thin, dark-skinned "black man". The two of them were running so unscrupulously in the downtown area as if no one was around.
Good guy, it really attracted countless eyeballs from passersby.
"Holy shit! Did these two guys run away from a mental hospital?"
"Shit! What do you know? This is called performance art. I wonder which company invited it to advertise on the street."
"What? Can this fucking advertise? Brother, let me tell you, the crew of Run Brothers came to our city to shoot a big movie. This is probably them."
"I'll go! No, according to what you said... Who are those two guys?"
"Who else could they be? Judging from their appearance and height... this season's main baby group, the short Wang Baoqiang, the black one..."
"Song Xiaobao, right? Damn it! I'm such a crazy fan of Xiaobao... Xiaobao, wait a minute, you are my idol, I love you, sign your name for me!"
…
Mist grass! Zhang Xiaoqiang's heart felt like ten thousand grass and mud horses galloping past.
Let me say it again, I am not Song Xiaobao, and I have nothing to do with Song Xiaobao.
With his looks, he is on the same level as Tony Leung! Author: No matter how fucking evil you are, I will flick the glass in your house tonight!
Zhang Xiaoqiang was in a state of psychological distress: "Wukong, please stop. I have my own feet, so let me go on my own."
"It's okay, master, I'm not tired."
"I, I know you are not tired, but... can you ask the master to come down?"
"Don't make trouble! You also saw the master. Those guys just looked at you unkindly. Although my magic power has disappeared, my experience is still there. If my inference is correct, most of them are monsters. We can't stop now. Get off, otherwise you will be in big trouble if they catch you."
"I..." I want to cry but have no tears! Where the hell is this going
But it was impossible for Zhang Xiaoqiang to correct what the Great Sage was sure about.
Ever since, Zhang Xiaoqiang was carried all the way back to his residence by the Great Sage.
After arriving home, after confirming that no pursuers were following, the Great Sage put Zhang Xiaoqiang down from his shoulders.
Ouch... um... cool! Be practical!
With his feet back on the ground, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt an unprecedented sense of satisfaction.
With that posture, those who didn't know it thought he had just come down from the moon.
Although his feet were shaking due to the bumpy ride and his stomach juices were boiling, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt like he wanted to burst into tears as he was able to reach the ground alive.
"Master, what's wrong with you?" Seeing Zhang Xiaoqiang's strange expression, the Great Sage asked with concern.
Zhang Xiaoqiang put his hand on the wall, took a few breaths, and shook his head: "No, it's okay. I just got off the ground and I'm a little dizzy. I'll just take it easy."
"Oh, Master, I haven't ridden the little white dragon for a long time, so it's normal for my body to react a little bit." The Great Sage comforted him.
"Haha," Zhang Xiaoqiang sneered, not knowing what to say.
Pointing to the door in front of him, he said, "Knock on the door. Your friend is inside."
(End of chapter)