"Gay friend?" The Great Sage scratched his head and asked inexplicably, "Who is he?"
"Uh..." At a loss for words, Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't know how to explain such philosophical words to the great sage, and then waved his hand: "This is a long story, you'd better knock on the door, and it will become clear after the door opens. .”
Zhang Xiaoqiang was really curious about the scene where the Great Sage and Lao Zhu met.
According to historical records, the two were not quite right. Generally speaking, the Great Sage did not like Lao Zhu, and he often squeezed Lao Zhu along the way.
This can't be blamed on the Great Sage for holding on to his status as senior brother. It's really the old pig who is too lazy.
Frankly speaking, it’s a credit to Guanyin that he paired the idiot Sha Monk with the Journey to the West quartet. Otherwise, the quartet would probably have lost all their mounts and packages when they started to explore the wasteland.
How would the Great Sage react when he saw the old pig? Zhang Xiaoqiang was a little hopeful and a little excited.
After all, not everyone has the opportunity to see this scene.
You said that in the past, people could understand the relationship between the great sage and the old pig through history books, movies and so on.
But now a hundred years have passed, and both the great sage and the old pig have become civil servants in heaven from their sinful bodies.
Changes in status will inevitably lead to changes in their mentality and concepts.
Therefore, today's meeting will eventually become a major historical event recorded in history.
As the only witness in the human world, Si Zhang Xiaoqiang's psychological excitement is self-evident.
"Knock on the door! Wukong!" Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't wait any longer, he urged in a deep voice.
The Great Sage looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang, and then at the door in front of him, with an inexplicable expression on his face, as if he was still thinking about what this "gay friend" was.
"Then I knocked?" the great sage confirmed.
Zhang Xiaoqiang quickly bowed his head and nodded, his posture seemed to say: Knock! You knock it!
"Bang!" As Zhang Xiaoqiang wished, the Great Sage raised his hand and swung it on the door panel.
"Crack!"
Sawdust was scattered above his head, Zhang Xiaoqiang's mouth was half open, and he was stunned in place.
Before he could react, the Great Sage slapped him again.
"Bang!" There was another loud noise.
Mist grass! This damn thing is a god! Demolition
"Wukong! You..."
Before the words were settled, the loud sound came again.
The Great Sage turned around and asked, "Master, what did you just say?"
"I..." Looking at the door panel that had been torn apart half, Zhang Xiaoqiang closed his eyes with compassion.
After a while, he opened his eyes and said with a sad face: "Wukong, tell me honestly, have you ever worked in the demolition office since you came to Earth?"
Okay! It has only been half an hour since they met, and "Ah Qiu's" body is still cold. Now that the door of his house has been torn apart by the Great Sage, Zhang Xiaoqiang is really...
"The demolition office is..."
Just as he was speaking halfway, the Great Sage suddenly felt a strong gust of wind coming from him. Unexpectedly, the wooden door that had just been embedded in the wall actually opened from the inside.
"Who are you? You're sick in broad daylight! What are you doing to break down my door when you have nothing to do! Are you a tease sent by the monkey?" The curse was loud and powerful. Zhang Xiaoqiang knew as soon as he heard this sound that it was From the old pig's throat.
Sweat slid gently down his forehead and splashed on the ground, but before it could bloom, it was evaporated into water vapor by the high temperature on the surface.
It’s over! As Lao Zhu drank loudly, Zhang Xiaoqiang's heart sank.
Now that's good, one monkey is already enough of a mess. Nowadays, even old pigs come to join in the fun. This is really trying to change the rhythm of the "animal world".
Needless to say, Zhang Xiaoqiang can figure it out with his butt, and a huge battle is inevitable.
Which one is more powerful, Old Pig or Wukong? Zhang Xiaoqiang doesn't know and doesn't want to know.
His only concern now is how to nip this pig-monkey war in the bud.
"Brother Pig, calm down, don't do anything. Wukong, this is all a misunderstanding!" In a hurry, Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't know how effective his advice would be, but in desperation, this was the only way he could think of. .
However, the development of things seemed to deviate from Zhang Xiaoqiang's expectation.
After the old pig scolded him and stopped talking, the great sage looked at each other.
Then they both blurted out.
"Is it you! Idiot!?"
"It's you! Brother Monkey!?"
After Gu Zi sighed in surprise, a scene that even more unexpected to Zhang Xiaoqiang happened.
He pressed his fists together, then slapped his palms three times rhythmically from top to bottom, then clasped each other, and his shoulders bumped together heavily.
If the great sage and old pig say "yo! men, what'sup?" at this moment, then it would be two black brothers saying hello.
Silly! Zhang Xiaoqiang was dumbfounded! He was completely shocked by the scene in front of him.
This fucking black culture is so fucking awesome, I can’t help but admire it in heaven.
"Xiaoqiang, what did you just say?"
Only then did he notice Zhang Xiaoqiang beside the wall, and the old pig fox asked.
Having become accustomed to being ignored, Zhang Xiaoqiang sneered twice.
How embarrassing! I am still worried about the old pig, and the great sage will fight, but there is nothing wrong with others. This is probably the so-called nothing in the world, and people are disturbing themselves.
"No, it's nothing. Let's go back to the house first."
He walked towards the house. When he passed the door, Zhang Xiaoqiang glanced sideways and shook his head. It seemed that it was urgent to popularize the knowledge of modern society to the great sage.
In the living room, Lao Zhu brought a teapot to Zhang Xiaoqiang, and the Great Sage each poured some water.
Then he asked inexplicably: "Xiaoqiang, how did you bump into Brother Monkey?"
You know, the Great Sage does not know Zhang Xiaoqiang, so Lao Zhu is full of curiosity about the latter being able to bring the Great Sage back to his rental house.
But before Zhang Xiaoqiang could answer, the Great Shengmu frowned and scolded: "Idiot! How can you talk to the master? This leader has been a leader for a long time, and he has been promoted to an official position? He doesn't even call him master!?"
Zhang Er was confused. The old pig looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang and the Great Sage with a confused face. Finally, he raised his trotter and pointed at Zhang Xiaoqiang: "Master? You mean Xiaoqiang?"
"Dai! I said you have offended Jinchi! Xiaoqiang!? You dare to call the master a cockroach, I think your skin is itchy again, right?"
Mist grass! This is a hell of a time that I can't live through.
Lao Zhu's intrusion completely disrupted Zhang Xiaoqiang's strategic plan.
Originally, he was planning to take advantage of the fact that the Great Sage had not noticed that he was not Tang Seng, and planned to control the other party in the future.
After all, the Great Sage's temper is not something that ordinary people can control. Back then, he almost turned the entire Heaven into a Shuiliandong branch.
Therefore, Zhang Xiaoqiang must rely on Tang Seng's remaining power to deter the Monkey King from causing trouble in the human world.
But now... Lao Zhu, a bastard, just casually called Zhang Xiaoqiang into ruining the whole plan.
At this time when thousands of troops are in danger, Zhang Xiaoqiang can only place his hope in Master Xuanzang.
With a flash of thought, Zhang Xiaoqiang sent out a stream of consciousness on the live broadcast platform:
Is Master Xuanzang here? Rivers and lakes come to the rescue!
(End of chapter)