Master Xuanzang: Who is me
It's me! It's me!
Seeing Xuanzang's reply, Zhang Xiaoqiang was so excited that he almost cried.
Master Xuanzang: Oh, it turns out to be Xiaoqiang’s benefactor. I wonder if Xiaoqiang’s benefactor@Pindao has any advice
Zhang Xiaoqiang: Oh, Master, how can I teach you? I have something to ask for.
Master Xuanzang: Amitabha, that’s good, that’s good. Xiao Qiang’s words are wrong. Our Buddha emphasizes the equality of all living beings. As the saying goes, when three people walk together, there must be a teacher. Everyone has their own advantages and strengths. Xiaoqiang donors should not underestimate themselves. The fact that you can be chosen as an agent in the human world already shows that you have wisdom.
How can Zhang Xiaoqiang be in the mood to listen to Xuanzang's wasted work now? He's already on fire, and he's about to do it, so...
Master, can we put the "Hui Gen" thing aside first? Let me tell you something serious, can you teach me the "tightening curse"
After learning the "Tightening Curse", Zhang Xiaoqiang did not necessarily want to use this method to control the Great Sage. He just wanted to use this method to prove his identity as a fake Tang Monk.
As long as the Great Sage can continue to recognize his status as "master", the rest of the things will be easy to handle.
Master Xuanzang: Can you tell me why you want to learn the "Tightening Curse"
Why does it sound so familiar! ? Could it be that Heaven also broadcasts China’s Good Voice
Zhang Xiaoqiang: Master, don’t get me wrong. I have no other intention of learning this thing. It’s just out of necessity and I’m trying to save myself.
As quickly as possible, he told Tang Seng his concerns and what happened after he regained control of his body. At the end, Zhang Xiaoqiang emphasized in a strong tone: "Master, if you don't help me, your two apprentices will have to fight."
Master Xuanzang: Amitabha, the poor monk Xiaoqiang almsgiver said has understood. But... you are worrying too much. The two apprentices of the poor monk may be more naughty in nature, but the poor monk understands them. Along the way to the west, Bajie and Wukong depend on each other to kill demons. While supporting justice and promoting Buddhism, they are also establishing A very profound revolutionary friendship. Don't worry, Pindao can guarantee to Master Xiaoqiang that they will never fight, haha.
As soon as the faint smile fell, the atmosphere on the field suddenly changed. The old pig slapped his palm on the table, causing the tea to scatter in all directions: "Monkey! Who are you scolding!? Don't think that the name of the whole battle is to defeat the Buddha. No more trouble!! Want to hit someone!? Do you think I am afraid of you! If I hadn’t endured the humiliation and accompanied you to the west to atone for your sins, do you think you would be where you are today!?"
"Idiot!! What are you talking about!!" He raised his hand and, good guy, the wooden table was overturned to the ground by the Great Sage: "I am what I am today because of you!? You really don't want a pig face! Touch it yourself He said with his belly full, what did you do all the way to the west? Apart from eating, sleeping, and lusting after women, what happened if something went wrong that I didn't take care of it!?"
"Hey, how many days have you been an official and you've lost your temper!? Do you think you're the only one who can lift things? I can't?" As he spoke, the old pig threw his hand and dropped the TV set next to him on the ground.
"Crack, click," the TV was shattered into pieces as expected, and the heavy chassis flipped over onto the wooden table, leaving a big hole.
Watching the two people on the field competing against each other with their bandit strength, Zhang Xiaoqiang trembled with anger.
You said you two were going to fight like men, why the hell were you pointing at my "family property"
"Great Sage, Brother Pig! As the old saying goes, a gentleman should talk but never do anything. Let's talk about everything properly... Oh, Brother Pig, that's a *** Blu-ray collection copy CD, don't..."
"Crack!" Zhang Xiaoqiang's heart skipped a beat as the crisp sound sounded.
"Xiaoqiang, just leave this matter alone. I have long disliked this monkey. He just pretended to be cool on the way to the west, and now he comes here to yell at me. Monkey, you said every time the goblin kidnapped the master, how many times did it happen? Were you the one who singled out this time? Weren’t you the one who went to the top to call?”
"Master! This idiot has been an official for a long time and needs to be dealt with! Don't worry, leave it to me. Back then, I, the old grandson, could take care of him, but now it's still no problem... Idiot! You said that I, the old grandson, went to the top to ask people to deal with the monsters. What does that mean? I, Old Sun, have good connections! What’s wrong!? Aren’t you convinced?”
"Shit! I'm convinced! Stop joking!"
There was another ear-piercing cracking sound.
Zhang Xiaoqiang's eyes were filled with tears: Master Xuanzang, you really know your two disciples well! Well, can we discuss something? Please, no matter what, pass on the tight spell to me. Otherwise, if you know any acquaintances at any temple, please let me know. Otherwise, if this continues, I will fucking have to...
In the end, he couldn't help but let out a dirty talk.
Xuanzang also felt a little embarrassed about this: Amitabha, things in the world are impermanent. It seems that Pindao has neglected to communicate with his two disciples for some time in the past, which is a sin.
Zhang Xiaoqiang: My dear mother, Master, we will discuss the matter of repentance later. Look at this situation now...
Master Xuanzang: Donor Xiaoqiang, I don’t want to grant you the spell unless it’s a poor Taoist, but... do you know where the great sage was born
Mist grass! At this time, you are still discussing the origin of monkeys with me
"It jumped out of a rock, everyone on earth knows it." After saying this, Zhang Xiaoqiang realized that he was a little out of sorts.
Master Xuanzang: No, no, the stone is just a carrier. In fact, the great sage was conceived by the gathering of human hearts in the world. The so-called great sage is actually a collection of human hearts. The mantra that the Bodhisattva taught me back then was not a tight spell. The reason why I got a hoop for Wukong to wear was just a physical reminder for him.
Zhang Xiaoqiang: Ah! ? What you have been reciting for a long time is not... the tightening curse? What is that
Zhang Xiaoqiang is confused.
Master Xuanzang: It’s a centering mantra.
Zhang Xiaoqiang: A calming spell? Are you studious? What's the formula
Zhang Xiaoqiang guided Xuanzang into the urn little by little.
Master Xuanzang: Haha.
hehe! ? your sister! This monk also plays "hehe"
Zhang Xiaoqiang: Master, I really don’t want to trick you, but in this situation... If you don’t use deterrence measures, the consequences will be disastrous.
Master Xuanzang: Amitabha, please don’t misunderstand Xiao Qiang. This “Calming Mantra” is not something that a poor Taoist doesn’t want to teach you. It’s just that the most difficult thing to control in this world is the state of mind. There is a saying in Buddhism that the inner demon is a demon and the inner Buddha is a Buddha. . There is no fixed spell for the "Centering Mantra". As long as Xiaoqiang's donor can purify the six roots and cut off the world of mortals, the mantra can be completed.
Damn it, according to that, in order to control the Great Sage, I have to eat grass and be gay for the rest of my fucking life
Thinking about this, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help but hesitate.
Why should a mere mortal take the blame for things happening in heaven
Damn it! I don’t care anymore! How do you like it
Angry and angry, Zhang Xiaoqiang planned to give up and leave.
"Fight! You guys fight! Damn it, don't just pull those useless things. It's a man who will do it... Oh, don't! Great Sage, I was wrong! I'm just saying, you have the right to treat him like a fart and let him go Oh...Brother Zhu, you have to think clearly about the 500G ***** in the host!"
(End of chapter)