"Shut up!!" Almost in unison, the old pig and the great sage turned their heads and yelled angrily.
Zhang Xiaoqiang instantly lost his temper.
Good guys, looking at the two of them looking furious, they have undoubtedly reached the critical point of a volcanic eruption.
That posture is about to get started.
Master Xuanzang, this situation... I don't have the capital to learn the "Calming Mantra", so you should think of other ways. Otherwise, if these two guys fight, I'm afraid my house won't be able to withstand it. How about... you possess me and come forward to advise me
Zhang Xiaoqiang has no choice. The only person he can rely on now is Tang Seng.
Master Xuanzang: Haha.
(Holy shit!)
Zhang Xiaoqiang: Master, can we not "haha"? Can you tell me what you have in mind
Master Xuanzang: Amitabha.
(Grandpa! You are my fucking grandfather!)
Zhang Xiaoqiang: Master! ! !
Master Xuanzang: Good…
Zhang Xiaoqiang: Yes, I can tell. Master, you have your intentions! ! Do you want to see my joke? become! If you all are like this, I will risk my life at the worst possible time. I rented this house anyway, so if it is destroyed, it will be destroyed. But if something happens to them, I will see how you, the master, will explain it when you go back.
Also forced by the reality of the situation, Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly lost his temper and simply broke the jar. Anyway, the situation at hand was beyond his control as a mere mortal.
Master Xuanzang: Don’t be angry, Xiaoqiang almsgiver. I would like to apologize to you. The monks are used to saying those words just now, so... alas, I won’t be able to change them even after a while.
Zhang Xiaoqiang: It's urgent, Master. I don't want to get angry with you. Don't say anything. Just wait and see if you can get attached to me!
Who doesn't have a habit? It's normal for monks to say "what's wrong", and Zhang Xiaoqiang can understand it.
The key issue is to calm down the tense atmosphere between the great sage and the old pig.
Xuanzang's response this time was straightforward: It would not be difficult to attach himself to Xiaoqiang's benefactor to calm the matter.
Upon hearing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang was overjoyed, as if a dawn of salvation had risen from hell.
However, Xuanzang's next words immediately sent Zhang Xiaoqiang back to where he was: "However, the poor monk used to eat fast and chant Buddha's name, so he had no expenses. He had spent all his money before possessing him, so he may not be able to obtain the body management rights of Xiaoqiang's benefactor."
Mist grass! What a fucking twist! Just say you have no money in your pocket.
Standing there like a fool, can you feel Zhang Xiaoqiang's mood at this moment
The ups and downs of your mood are like asking your best friend to tell you that he will take you to the most luxurious hotel in the city for a big health care tonight.
After he found the girl and took off his pants, at the critical moment when he was about to start the war, he touched his pocket and suddenly said to you: Brother, my wife hasn’t given me my pocket money this month.
I believe you must have been very "chicken-like" all over your body at that time.
Yes, Zhang Xiaoqiang feels like this now.
Your sister! Brother Daqing just spent so much time in Tumo Xingzi, he was just playing the lute to a cow!
You just said you know how to "shit" when you don't have money? The "mystery" was revealed only when Ling Men kicked him? Do you want to play Lotto
what to do? Now Zhang Xiaoqiang obviously has no other option.
In desperation, he made a prompt decision.
"Master, money is not an issue, I will pay for it for you!"
It feels so fucking bad just thinking about it! I support these soul world ancestors with good food and drink, and even risk my life to live broadcast for them every day.
I haven't seen any damn benefit from this, but now it's better, I have to pay them to solve internal problems for them.
Master Xuanzang: Amitabha, very good, very good. Donor Xiaoqiang is really a philanthropic person. It's just that you, a poor monk, have the nerve to accept this money.
Zhang Xiaoqiang: Master, it’s time for me, so let’s not deal with those nonsense. This money will be used by me, Xiaoqiang, to contribute to building a harmonious society and maintaining world peace, okay
Master Xuanzang: Well... I have always regarded money as dirt. I am afraid that I may not have the money to repay you as a benefactor.
Uncle's! This means that Tang Seng has not traveled through time.
Otherwise, given Zhang Xiaoqiang's current state, he would definitely go and do the "eighth set of radio gymnastics" for Y right away. .
Grandmaster! You don’t need to pay back this money! I volunteered for this money! Please, can we get down to business
Gritting his teeth and dripping blood, Zhang Xiaoqiang finished his unconscionable words with tears in his eyes.
This time Tang Seng spoke concisely and to the point, and replied quickly: No problem, all right!!
My dear mother, I finally waited for this sentence.
At this moment, Zhang Xiaoqiang finally understood the great wisdom of Master Xuanzang.
How else could one say that a person is a master? Just now Xuanzang seemed to be living in vain in a roundabout way.
In fact, this is not the case. They are actually preaching as a teacher.
No, after hearing Xuanzang's last words "No problem", the thing Zhang Xiaoqiang wants to say the most is:
Amitabha! !
"Old man, can I give Master Xuanzang a reward?"
As we all know, water friends possess the host's body and have to rely on rewards in exchange for it.
The problem now is that Tang Seng is poor and has no money in his pocket.
In order to quell the conflict between the old pig and the great sage and maintain peace on earth, Zhang Xiaoqiang can only adopt the method of "saving the country through curves", and he will provide funds for Tang Monk to gain control of his own body.
The old man had been listening to what was going on, so he understood what Zhang Xiaoqiang meant, and immediately gave an affirmative reply: "Of course."
"That's done. Hurry up and add some money to Master Xuanzang and let him reward you for the management rights." Zhang Xiaoqiang urged.
"I'm afraid this is a bit difficult." The old man's sudden words made Zhang Xiaoqiang furious.
"What kind of difficulty is it? It's just to top up money? You old guy, don't cause any more trouble at this time!" The old man had tormented Zhang Xiaoqiang a lot in the past, so at this moment Zhang Xiaoqiang instinctively felt that the other party was teasing him again.
The old man sighed innocently: "Xiaoqiang, when have I ever made trouble for you? Besides, in this situation... will I make trouble for you?"
That's right, the old man is an agent, and if he causes trouble here, he won't get any good results.
"Then what's going on? What's wrong with charging money?" Zhang Xiaoqiang asked impatiently.
"Recharging money is not troublesome, but you have to know that this live broadcast platform has platform regulations. In order to prevent the anchor from gaining fans on his own, the platform specifically stipulates that the anchor's recharge reward must be discounted proportionally. In conversion, you have to recharge 0.1 Yangshou Coin. One million life coins.”
Mist grass! I almost lost my breath because I swallowed my saliva.
"What? What the hell are you talking about!? I recharge to your platform and it costs me one million RMB to buy 0.1 Yangshou coins? What kind of bullshit regulations are these? Even if it's the exchange rate, you guys are really cheating me!" This is a domination clause, unfair competition, do you understand?"
Master Xuanzang: What is RMB? Money? Is one million...a lot
Zhang Xiaoqiang is speechless!
Zhang Xiaoqiang also felt embarrassed to deal with the stench of copper in front of such an eminent monk who did not care about the world and regarded money as dirt.
But the problem is...
"This million was used to buy steamed buns in your era, enough for all eighteen generations of your ancestors to eat until they passed away!!"
(End of chapter)