Zhang Xiaoqiang was also in a hurry and had no choice. Now it seemed that not only was there nothing he could do about chanting the incantation, but he also had to stop hoping that Monk Tang would reward him for possessing him.
These days, the appearance fees paid by big names are simply robbery.
However, just when Zhang Xiaoqiang was in a state of panic, the atmosphere on the field took a turn for the worse. The great sage and the old pig burst into laughter at the same time.
"Idiot, you are smart enough! Let me give you a good education today!"
"Stop being silly. If you can solve it with your hands, don't fool around!"
"What, you want to do it!?"
"Just do it!? I'm afraid you won't make it!?"
After the words fell, the old pig and the great sage each took a step back.
The air suddenly became solemn, and a pig and a monkey stared at each other.
Zhang Xiaoqiang swallowed involuntarily. Although neither the old pig nor the great sage spoke, Zhang Xiaoqiang still felt the power emanating from the two of them.
When masters compete with each other, what matters is the spirit.
Zhang Xiaoqiang was so strong that he didn't dare to say anything. He knew that speaking at this time would definitely be seeking death.
The old pig stood with his hands behind his back, and the slight breeze from the electric fan gently raised a few pig hairs on his forehead. His protruding belly was faintly visible against the navel-baring vest, revealing the old pig's almost perfect figure. Nothing left.
Sometimes sexy is so specific, and handsome is so awesome.
Compared with the arrogance of the old pig, the great sage looked much more solemn and solemn.
Red cloak, green pants, this avant-garde mix alone is enough to put the world's top designers to shame.
Not to mention, the sharp eyes on the Great Sage's face at this time, the cross-eyed eyes that focus on one point, combined with the inherent bandit aura of the Great Sage, can only be described in one word, that is :awesomeness.
As Zhang Xiaoqiang, who has been involved in Huashan sword debate scenes in TV movies and TV dramas, he knows that masters usually like to spin in circles during duels, and then perform a few coquettish POSS.
However, from a practical point of view, it was a bloody scene fabricated by the director and screenwriter. Nowadays, the boss of Tianting is so awesome that he is competing, and there is no nonsense at all.
Zhang Xiaoqiang had no way of knowing what they were doing, but he understood that it was not as simple as it seemed if the old pig and the great sage had not taken action for a long time.
Perhaps the exchange and collision between the eyes of the two parties have already demonstrated some awesome martial arts skills that transcend the scope of modern science.
Blood wheel eye? Samsara Eye? Touch of death? The Purple Eye of Destruction
The novels and animations in his head were full of skills and moves that touched his eyes like popcorn.
However, at this moment, the old pig moved.
He raised his right hand slightly, seemingly without much effort, but as fast as lightning, in the blink of an eye, he had already used the Seventy-Two Road Kong Ming Fist.
As soon as the old pig moved, the great sage immediately counterattacked. With a simple stroke of his empty palm, he struck out with an ecstasy palm, easily breaking the old pig's seventy-two-way Kong Ming Fist.
After one move, Old Zhu, who was slightly at a disadvantage, did not give in. He lowered his hands and placed his middle fingers on both sides. It was the starting point of the Six Meridians Divine Sword.
Unexpectedly, the Great Sage seemed to have expected that the old pig would have such a hand.
He didn't wait for the old pig's move to be implemented, he attacked the opponent first and punched: Hasai GI, give me the Piao Piao Fist!
"You lose!" At the same time as he waved his fist, the Great Sage said this line coldly and domineeringly.
At this moment, Zhang Xiaoqiang seemed to have returned to his childhood. There used to be an anime in which a man liked to expose his upper body and poke holes in his body with his fingers when he had nothing to do. Whenever he fought with the enemy, he liked to show off after making a move. Then he said "You are already dead".
It was also influenced by this sentence that during that period, when Zhang Xiaoqiang was bullied by his senior classmates, he would always say "you are dead" when resisting.
The result can be imagined later. For this reason, Zhang Xiaoqiang successfully obtained a 50% discount card for medical visits from the school clinic that school year.
Shocking! Red chicken! Breathtaking!
The fierce battle on the field completely fell into Zhang Xiaoqiang's eyes.
At this time, he was dumbfounded, staring blankly at the center of the field.
His eyes were full of confusion and emptiness.
He was frightened, or rather shocked.
This may be the most terrifying battle scene Zhang Xiaoqiang has ever seen in his life.
He swore that there would never be a more spectacular battle in history than what he saw today.
Shining from the past to the present? Earth-shattering? These words are not enough to express Zhang Xiaoqiang's surging mood at the moment.
If he really had to find a word to describe it, Zhang Xiaoqiang just wanted to raise his head to the sky and show his middle finger: "What the hell is this! Just play rock-paper-scissors, why are you so fucking mysterious!!"
Yes! That's right! The old pig, having such a big battle with the Great Sage, actually ended up playing rock, paper, scissors, and it was a best-of-three game.
This caused Zhang Xiaoqiang's fragile mind to collapse instantly.
This is such a weird thing!
Yao thought about how they had fought so hard before, and racked his brains anxiously to find a way to resolve the conflict between the two, for fear of causing trouble because of the fight between the two.
But I never thought...the two heavenly gods are so particular about your sister.
When people have conflicts, they don't say anything or get involved, so they just play the most gentlemanly little game to show off.
Otherwise, we would say that people are heavenly beings. This kind of consciousness really has no SEI!
Master Xuanzang, may I ask, Great Sage, does the old pig always play rock-paper-scissors like this in his fighting spirit
Zhang Xiaoqiang was furious. If Xuanzang had known this and kept tossing him for a long time, wouldn't he have been being treated like a monkey
Master Xuanzang: Amitabha, please don’t blame Xiao Qiang. This means that in the human world, they are restrained. If it were in heaven, HO, HOHO, the movement... would be huge.
Mist grass! What are you talking about! What are you talking about! Great Sage, fight against gods and Buddhas! Old pig, Marshal Tianpeng! How could these two loud men just play childish tricks in a fight?
As expected, people are still very conscious. They are afraid of damaging the earth's environment, so they use this least harmful way to decide the outcome.
Otherwise, with his world-destroying strength, just waving his hands and moving his legs, even ten earths would not be enough to see!
Xuanzang's words made Zhang Xiaoqiang regain his admiration for his childhood heroes.
At the moment, he curiously asked: How do Master Xuanzang, the Great Sage, and the old pig usually resolve their anger
Shaking his head, Master Xuanzang sighed softly, with an indescribable look of horror in his eyes.
Needless to say, Zhang Xiaoqiang also roughly imagined this terrifying scene where the monkey and the pig were at full strength. It must be that the mountains and rivers collapsed and the world changed drastically.
"Generally speaking, in heaven, the Great Sage and Lao Zhu each take charge of one side of the heaven and rarely have contact with each other on weekdays. But if the two of them really have a conflict over something... they will usually take more drastic measures than what you see now. way to solve the problem.”
"Oh, what is that?" Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't wait, his eyes flashing with blazing light.
Immediately, Master Xuanzang smiled calmly: They will take out a coin, and then each choose one side. After ejection, when the coin settles, the upward side will be used as the final criterion. Whoever chooses will win.
Mist grass! !
(End of chapter)