"Sir, I didn't scold you. Aren't you Mr. Madan?"
Your uncle's! Pack! It’s so cool to put it on for my little brother! You think of me as an old pig! My IQ is beyond the limit!
Looking at the serious reply of the courier boy, Zhang Xiaoqiang showed a look of disdain on his face: "Come on, brother! What age are you in, are you still doing this kind of tricks? If you have the ability, you can come up with a fresh and refined name... What kind of cool guy is Meichuan?" Yeah, Kuyoko Matsushita, Palermongan, Brzybushusky. You said you made a Madan, is it vulgar? What idiot would give such a name? "
While they were chatting, the other party was teasing him anyway, so Zhang Xiaoqiang simply did the same.
But I never thought that as soon as he finished speaking, a man's deep voice came from downstairs: "Who the hell has any objection to my name? What the hell does my name do to you?"
In the darkness, the man was about 1.8 meters tall, tall and thick, like a bear.
After going upstairs, he walked quickly to Zhang Xiaoqiang's door, first glanced at the courier waiter, and then glared at Zhang Xiaoqiang with angry eyes.
The courier waiter smiled helplessly and said: "Sir, I am delivering the courier. Are you Mr. Madan?"
"Yeah! What! Is there a problem?" the delivery boy said, attracting the big man's attention.
Seeing the big man's fierce appearance, the courier waiter hurriedly moved his head and pointed at Zhang Xiaoqiang's position with his empty finger: "No, no, Mr. Ma Dan, I have no objection to your name. Just now, this is what I said..." "
Looking back, I saw Zhang Xiaoqiang's figure anywhere in the broken door frame
You are stupid! Are you standing at the door to identify me
Zhang Xiaoqiang, who returned to the living room, felt unlucky for a while. He thought to himself, what the hell is this? If the entire express delivery can cause an oolong mistake, can people live a good life
The Great Sage came up to Zhang Xiaoqiang at some point and glared at Zhang Xiaoqiang with his sharp cross-eyed eyes: "Xiaoqiang, what's going on outside?"
After previous explanations, the Great Sage already knew the fact that Zhang Xiaoqiang was not Xuanzang.
Zhang Xiaoqiang was angry and wanted to tell the Great Sage that there were monsters causing trouble outside. However, considering the monkey's vigorous and swift behavior, which was incompatible with the evil forces, he decisively gave up his original idea.
Just kidding, if I tell the Great Sage this falsely, then his rental place will be really lively tonight.
"Nothing, just a courier."
"Send express delivery!?" Obviously he had never heard of such a high-end and grand term. The great sage's cross-eyed eyes flashed with a strong desire for knowledge.
The old pig glanced at the Great Sage from the side, snorted coldly, and said mockingly: "Ignorant and ignorant, I don't even know how to deliver express. Alas, it's no wonder, some monkeys burst out from the cracks in the rocks and have not received orthodox education. , unlike us, who all obtained certificates from nine-year compulsory education schools, the gap is obvious."
These guys really hurt each other when they get the chance!
Hearing this, the Great Sage had a warm expression on his face: "What are you talking about!? You idiot, who copied my old grandson's papers for the civil service exam, how dare you speak so brazenly? You act like you know what "delivering express" means. Similar."
After listening, the old pig's fat face began to look a little uncertain.
It seems that the plagiarism incident mentioned by the Great Sage is very close to the truth.
"Sending express delivery means escorting, which is similar to the concept of traveling westward. It's just that they are delivering items and goods. We are the protection masters." Lao Zhu's explanation was easy to understand. Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't know whether the Great Sage understood it, but he But it was an eye-opener.
"Xiaoqiang, I wonder which escort agency the escort who is visiting this time belongs to?"
He was stunned for a moment, and then Zhang Xiaoqiang said casually: "S.F. Express."
"SF Escort Agency?"
"Uh, yes, what, what's the problem?" Seeing Lao Zhu's figure suddenly trembled, Zhang Xiaoqiang speculated that "there must be something fishy about this matter."
"It's nothing, it's just... this escort agency came to see Xiaoqiang... I'm afraid..."
The more he talked, the more Zhang Xiaoqiang felt uneasy, because the worry between the old pig's brows was really elusive.
"It's just a courier delivery. There's no need for you, old pig, to be so... nervous."
"Don't you know the inside story of this matter, Xiaoqiang?" Lao Zhu asked back for no reason, which aroused Zhang Xiaoqiang's confusion.
"The inside story? This express...could it be possible that you, old pig, know the inside story?"
Thinking of some possibility in his mind, Zhang Xiaoqiang first deduced that this express delivery was probably from heaven.
This is not impossible. After all, people like the old pig and the great sage can pass through the soul, and the relevant people in the heaven must also be able to do it.
After thinking about this, Zhang Xiaoqiang became even more curious.
"This... I saw it from the Internet. In addition to making a living as an escort, the SF Escort Bureau actually has contacts with government agencies. Sometimes, they also do things in private to apprehend fugitives, so Xiaoqiang, you and me I'm worried that the officials will be alerted to the things that the monkeys did outside."
Mist grass! Originally, Zhang Xiaoqiang, whom Lao Zhu mentioned earlier, didn't take it seriously.
After all, SF Express’s jokes about JC can be seen everywhere on the Internet, even Zhang Xiaoqiang once used this joke to ridicule others.
You can contact the second half of Lao Zhu... Today in the coffee shop, the Dasheng Street Market was very lively.
In addition, the Monkey King is a habitual criminal. He has been listed as a AAA wanted criminal by the police for several previous cases. His iconic cross-eyed head can be seen in the commercial breaks of TV series every day during prime time.
Those who didn't know thought this was a comedy star promoted by some economic company.
It is difficult for people to find the Great Sage, but if they want to find him Zhang Xiaoqiang, they need to check it accurately.
There is no way. Although the Great Sage is awesome and has status, in this world, Zhang Xiaoqiang is obviously better.
Why, you ask? HO, let me tell you, saying this is guaranteed to scare people.
Because Zhang Xiaoqiang is a man with an ID card! !
With such a magical little card like an ID card, it is easy to find Zhang Xiaoqiang using the authority system network.
Thinking of this, the sweat on Zhang Xiaoqiang's forehead popped out.
No wonder the courier boy looked calm just now. How could an ordinary person not be afraid when seeing a "gothic" door
Also, let me tell you, who would come up with such a weird name as "Madan" these days
It’s over! The current rhythm... I have been targeted by JC, but since they are here, why don't they take action against me
Seeing that Zhang Xiaoqiang looked weird and had a fearful look on his face, Lao Zhu asked worriedly: "Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you? Are you okay?"
The Great Sage clicked his tongue and said angrily: "What else can I do? I'm scared of you idiot... Isn't it just a bodyguard? What are you afraid of him? Qiangzi, don't worry, if he dares to touch us, I, Old Sun, will take care of you His stronghold was demolished!"
Quite domineering and revealing, very much in line with the Monkey King's style of conduct.
But almost at the same time as the Great Sage finished speaking, someone knocked on the door again, and Zhang Xiaoqiang's heart suddenly rose to his throat: "Who, who?"
"Check the water meter!"
(End of chapter)