Damn it, it will come when it comes.
Zhang Xiaoqiang was just lucky, wondering if the courier boy would just let him go if he didn't respond for a long time
Zhang Xiaoqiang had good thoughts, but the "slap in the face" in reality always came so quickly, and the new "number report" completely shattered Zhang Xiaoqiang's last hope.
It’s done! This time it’s really a fool!
The courier is here, and the water meter checker is here too. According to the routine, next... it's time to blast a group!
"Sir, could you please open the door?"
After swallowing and spitting, Zhang Xiaoqiang was dumbfounded.
Seeing Zhang Xiaoqiang's distracted look, Lao Zhu sighed and said, "I'd better drive the car. Xiaoqiang, just sit here and rest."
"Wait!" Zhang Xiaoqiang jumped up from his seat, and the old pig was really shocked by Zhang Xiaoqiang's sudden move.
"You..." Old Zhu was confused.
Zhang Xiaoqiang forced himself to calm down and waved his hand: "Brother Zhu! You don't need to do this, I will do it myself!"
Good guy, old pig, what is the background of the great sage
Those are all bandit leaders who have been cultivated for thousands of years.
The old pig, because he teased women, wanted to make Chang'e the wife of Yazhai.
Sun Dasheng is even more incredible. The first thing he did when he made a seam out of a rock was to gather a team. Friends who have read "Shui Xu Zhuan" well know what this team did later.
To put it bluntly, if we talk about who is the best bandit in the world today, if the Great Sage is ranked second, no one dares to say he is first.
In that posture, one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals were prepared for him as if they were playing.
This is probably the legendary history of the first mud-legged bandits to overthrow the regular army in the entire galaxy.
Let the old pig and the great sage come into contact with "check the water meter". If these words are inconsistent... the consequences will be disastrous.
Based on today's experience, Zhang Xiaoqiang is not too worried about taking action when the two goods come up.
After all, it is our Chinese tradition to be polite before fighting.
With an old pig's temper, most of the time he will reason first, and then take action to solve the problem when it's over.
But the problem is, Zhang Xiaoqiang is afraid that Lao Zhu will give him a "rock, paper, scissors" game!
This is not just a simple obstruction of official duties, it is a complete contempt for Guo Jia's authority!
Therefore, for the sake of stability and unity, social stability, and more importantly, his own life, Zhang Xiaoqiang finally decided to face all this by himself.
A man! As long as you are alive, you should be responsible for who else but me! !
Taking a deep breath, Zhang Xiaoqiang quickly walked to the damaged door with firm eyes.
"Checking the water meter?" Zhang Xiaoqiang spoke first, preemptively.
The visitor nodded: "Yes, brother. I'm sorry to bother you so late. By the way, yours?"
Routine! did you see! ? This is a routine!
The purpose of exchanging pleasantries with my brother is to dispel his caution.
The latter sentence "ask the door" is the key.
snort! After all, I am someone who has watched Detective Conan. This way of asking... is so outdated.
With this thought in his mind, Zhang Xiaoqiang still trembled involuntarily.
"This door is a "Gothic" security wooden door designed by Vladimir."
"Vladimir? Uh... are you sure this door can prevent theft?" The visitor had a look of confusion on his face after hearing Zhang Xiaoqiang's answer.
snort! When I look at Y, I’ve never played League of Legends! So, this guy probably doesn’t have much social experience, so he still has a chance!
Making a smart judgment, Zhang Xiaoqiang smiled mysteriously and ignored the other party's inquiry.
Seeing that Zhang Xiaoqiang had no intention of speaking, the visitor could only change the topic and go straight to the subject: "Sir, may I ask who you are..."
"Zhang Xiaoqiang, male, 21 years old, from H City, his hometown, attended XX school in elementary school. He served as team leader for two consecutive years. I originally had the opportunity to be promoted to team leader, but then my classmate Er Pang came through the back door and took my position. My favorite books to read are ****, Eight Honors and Eight Disgraces..."
Not surprisingly, Zhang Xiaoqiang concluded that whether it was "SF Express" before or "checking the water meter" now, they were all here to check the situation.
So now is the time for Zhang Xiaoqiang to finally express his position, otherwise when the blasting team comes up, they won't be so kind to talk to you.
Arrogantly, Zhang Xiaoqiang listed all the good things he could think of in his life. He even knew that he even participated in the Iron Lady triathlon (rubber band jumping, shuttlecock kicking, and house stepping) in elementary school and won the third place in the grade. Ji's glorious deeds are all described in detail word for word.
After finishing speaking, Zhang Xiaoqiang's mouth felt dry and wet.
However, the results achieved in this way are still quite significant.
Anyway, the "check the water meter" guy was stunned by Zhang Xiaoqiang's words.
After a while, the guy who "checked the water meter" slowly came back to his senses from the extreme shock.
He laughed twice and said, "Check the water meter." The little brother whispered with a complex expression: "That's right, Mr. Zhang, can you let me go in and copy the water meter now?"
"Yes, yes!" Ma Liu quickly opened the door. Zhang Xiaoqiang respectfully gave up his seat and invited the "water meter check" guy to come in.
After entering the house, the "water meter check" guy was like a tiger coming out of the mountains or a dragon out of the sea. He rushed to the kitchen with lightning speed and the sound of bells ringing.
In less than ten seconds, they turned back quickly.
Then, before Zhang Xiaoqiang said goodbye, Sayazi ran out of the rental house. Zhang Xiaoqiang could even hear the latter staggering as he almost fell down in his hurry to go downstairs.
The "visitor" left, leaving Zhang Xiaoqiang alone in front of the door.
As expected of a member of the special forces, the speed of action is really unmatched by SEI.
After closing the door, Zhang Xiaoqiang returned to the living room again.
As soon as he sat down, the boss asked anxiously: "How's it going, Xiaoqiang, what did you say when you checked the water meter?"
Looking at Lao Zhu's anxious look, it goes without saying that he must also know the "inside story" of "checking the water meter".
Zhang Xiaoqiang wiped the sweat from his forehead. Although he had only been in contact with the other party for less than five minutes, the psychological pressure... was really hard to describe.
Therefore, it is better for people to do their duty.
Otherwise, once you are targeted by the special department, you'd better pray that you have a big heart.
"I've said everything that needs to be said. I can only do my best and obey fate!" Zhang Xiaoqiang leaned back on the sofa, feeling a little tired.
As he said himself, he had said everything that needed to be said. It was not Zhang Xiaoqiang who could influence the other party's decision.
He probably noticed that the atmosphere in the room was a little depressing. The Great Sage frowned and said unhappily: "Look at how depressed you all are. What are you afraid of? It's just an escort and a yamen person. We didn't provoke them either." They, why don't they want to see us? In my opinion, it's best if they don't cause trouble. If they dare to cause trouble, I, Old Sun, will kill them."
Sweat poured down like a waterfall. Zhang Xiaoqiang quickly straightened his body and said seriously: "Brother Monkey, can you please stop causing trouble? Listen carefully. No matter what happens later, you will stay in my room." Stay, no matter what, you can't do anything! Do you understand?"
(End of chapter)