The Great Sage paid no attention to Zhang Xiaoqiang's fussing and timid special instructions.
As the leader of the Heisehui who once organized and led nearly a hundred socially idle monkey members in Huaguo Mountain, seeking sex, causing trouble, fighting, and violently resisting the law and the Monkey King were all commonplace things.
Therefore, it was difficult for him to understand Zhang Xiaoqiang's shocking performance.
Time passed by, and at this moment, Zhang Xiaoqiang fully realized what it meant to be on pins and needles.
The "SF Express" has come, and the "water meter check" has also come. There is no doubt that these are the investigation teams sent by the special forces in advance to confirm my identity.
In order to reduce the situation to the lowest level, Zhang Xiaoqiang did his best to express his political stance and personal deeds.
Now, the only thing he is missing is that he just forgot to tell the other party about his glorious history of joining the Young Pioneers in elementary school.
Alas, what a mistake! How did I forget this
Zhang Xiaoqiang was a little annoyed at his carelessness. You must know that in China, joining the Young Pioneers is the loftiest ideal of every little kid when he was young.
I remember back then, after Zhang Xiaoqiang gloriously joined the Young Pioneers, his neighbor Er Y admired him so much that he couldn't help himself, crying and clamoring to pledge his body to her.
Fortunately, Zhang Xiaoqiang had a high level of political consciousness at that time and firmly rejected Er Y's confession by saying, "We are still young, so we must put our studies first."
Thinking about it later, Zhang Xiaoqiang wanted to slap himself in the face.
Damn, in today's society with more people and less meat, if you don't start dating from a baby, you're just waiting to be "tortured as a dog".
The sky was getting darker and darker, and after waiting for a long time, there was still no movement outside the door.
After waiting for a long time, Zhang Xiaoqiang's fearful heart gradually eased.
After thinking about it carefully, I felt that what happened just now seemed not to be what I had speculated.
As the saying goes, there is nothing in the world except for people who bother themselves.
Human beings are creatures that sometimes like to scare themselves.
Recalling what happened just now, Zhang Xiaoqiang calmed down and found that the person he came into contact with did not seem to have the temperament of a special force.
If you can't protect yourself, you are just ordinary people doing things.
suddenly see the light! Zhang Xiaoqiang looked up to the sky and let out a long sigh, then burst out laughing.
"Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you?" The young man suddenly giggled, making the old pig Zhanger confused.
The Great Sage curled his lips: "What else can I do? I'm probably scared."
The old pig rolled his eyes at the great sage, then he came closer to Zhang Xiaoqiang, stretched out his pig's trotters, made a "two" pose, and asked solemnly: "Xiaoqiang, what do you think this is?"
The laughter subsided, Zhang Xiaoqiang raised his hand and pressed the pig's trotter handed over by the old pig, and replied with a smile: "Brother Zhu, don't worry, I'm fine. I thought about it carefully, and those two guys are probably not members of the special forces. , let’s not scare ourselves.”
"This... be careful. Things on the Internet won't come out of nowhere. I think it's better to be vigilant." The old pig frowned, looking quite serious.
"Haha, Brother Zhu, a lot of things on the Internet are just jokes and not reliable."
It seems that IQ has nothing to do with age.
Having been an official in Bajie Heavenly Court for so many years, he still has not fully understood the four words of eliminating falsehood and seeking truth.
Without the psychological burden, Zhang Xiaoqiang was in a good mood. He checked the time and decided to go back to the house and have a good rest.
But God seemed to be deliberately trying to temper him today. As soon as the idea of sleeping came to Zhang Xiaoqiang's mind, there was another "pah pah pah" tapping sound coming from outside the door of the other room.
Damn it! What on earth is going on tonight! This is acting one after another.
"Who!?"
No one answered.
"Wucao! This is staged!!" Zhang Xiaoqiang jumped up from his seat angrily.
The old pig touched his hoof and warned in a low voice: "Xiaoqiang, this person is silent, there must be something fishy. You must be more careful."
"Afraid of me! As long as I, Old Sun, are here, he can still rebel against the will of God!!" Old Sun was as disdainful as ever.
Zhang Xiaoqiang caressed the old pig's shoulder and patted it: "Don't be afraid of Brother Zhu. He is probably just a guy looking for trouble. I'll send him away."
After leaving these words behind, Zhang Xiaoqiang strode towards the door with strong steps.
As soon as he arrived at the door, he saw stars flashing and smoke filling the damaged board.
Okay! The person who came was quite leisurely. He was leaning against the wall and puffing away at his leisure.
Needless to say, this posture is like a veteran of the old world.
Zhang Xiaoqiang felt relieved without the psychological burden, and suddenly he felt a little bit of teasing towards this old man.
Anyway, there are some of the earliest big brothers from the Black Society in Heaven sitting in the room.
If we really get into trouble later, how can it be done if the Great Sage takes action
Without any worries, and with the support of someone behind him, Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly became a little more angry: "Hey, who are you? Why are you running around without sleeping in the middle of the night? There is someone at home who cares about you, but no one cares about you?"
A series of barrage-like attacks, Zhang Xiaoqiang's wave of rhetorical questions was so powerful that the people outside the door were obviously stunned.
After about ten seconds, the person came and coughed twice: "Uh... haha, sorry, I'm from the special department, and I want to confirm something with classmate Zhang."
Hoho, this guy is really pretending. If it hadn't been for SF Express, the two of them were at the bottom when checking the water meter, Zhang Xiaoqiang might have really believed this person's lies.
But now…
"Huh, special department? Dragon group or fifth brigade?"
"You know this. It seems that Mr. Zhang knows a lot of things?"
Ignorant! At first glance, it seems that I haven’t read many online novels.
"Oh, it's normal. I was trained on a Scottish farm earlier." Anyway, bragging is not taxable. Since the other party has already started, let's let the cow fly in the sky for a while.
"Scotland Farm... Heh, it seems that Mr. Zhang is doubting my identity."
Oh, this posture is prepared!
Zhang Xiaoqiang smiled slightly: "What do you think? You said you are from the special forces. At least you have a certificate to prove your identity."
After the words fell, an arm was already passed through the broken door panel.
Zhang Xiaoqiang jumped back two steps alertly: "What are you doing?"
A faint smile came from outside the house: "Don't be nervous, don't you want your ID? Let's take a look."
He glanced at the palm floating in the darkness, and sure enough, just as the black shadow opposite said, a book the size of a square was clearly visible.
"The Ministry of National Security of China... Hey, it has a pretty big name. Yes, I can apply for this certificate. But what, where can I get it? How much does it cost? I haven't passed CET-4 until now. I need to give up my phone number. I just had to go do it."
"Uh, this is true, you can call to confirm."
"You think I'm stupid! What should I say to you? You're a liar and you haven't done your homework properly. You're paying back the Chinese Ministry of National Security and the MSS. Do you know the National Security Bureau? Do you know the blasting group? You don't know anything and you're referring to this. Liar. Come on, brother, it’s not easy for you in the middle of the night. Hurry up, put your things away, go back and wash up and sleep. Remember to go out for activities next time and recharge your IQ in advance.”
(End of chapter)