However, before letting the other party in, Zhang Xiaoqiang also had some necessary preparations to complete.
Don't forget, Zhang Xiaoqiang is not the only one who lives in this rental house now.
There are also Lao Zhu and Monkey King waiting for news.
These two idiots, one is clueless and the other is unhappy, if they are not comforted, then when the man comes in, there is no telling what will happen.
Especially for Sun Dasheng, the monkey is still wearing a red cloak and green pants, which is not mainstream and has a wild style.
If this man was really from Guo Jia's security department, he would have been dressed like a great sage and would have drawn his gun on the spot without interrogation.
But the Great Sage is not a mortal after all. Even if he loses his magic power, he is still the Lord who is "not in the Three Realms and free from the Five Elements".
Zhang Xiaoqiang has no way of verifying whether the thing in a man's hand can hurt the Great Sage.
But one thing he was 100% sure of was that if he pissed off the Great Sage, he would be doomed.
Take a look at those monsters without eyes along the journey to the west. What is the final result of being awesome but not awesome
The great thing about the Great Sage is that if I can beat you, I will kill you with a stick.
I won't be able to kill you for a while, so I'll go up and ask my brothers for help, and I'll kill you later.
Do you think you are the king of the mountain and you are awesome because of the large number of people
Hum hum, as everyone knows, there are about a hundred or so little monkey grandsons in the Water Curtain Cave of the Great Sage Huaguo Mountain.
Above the heaven, there are countless big brothers and brothers of the society who are at your beck and call.
So in the later stages of Journey to the West, Sister Guanyin also had a headache and was embarrassed.
Why, you ask? The reason is simple.
No one dared to accept the bounty she placed on monsters in the world.
Later, when the captured monsters confessed their problems in prison, they cried and complained to the authorities.
Almost all the monsters have the same message: they strongly condemn Guanyin Bodhisattva for using his position to cheat the four members of Journey to the West. She ordered the demons to cause trouble for Tang Seng and his disciples along the way, but secretly raised the levels of several of them.
How do you ask us to fight in this situation? Especially Sun Wukong, who is equipped with high attributes and comes with summoner skills. The most annoying thing is that physical attacks are ineffective, fire attacks are immune, and magic attacks are rebounded... Not to mention solo, even in a team, we can't beat him!
After finally gaining an upper hand by spawning equipment, this guy went directly to the sky to report to the GM, and after he finished, he came down and banned our account within minutes!
you say! How can we play with this? You might as well just delete our account!
Therefore, what the world sees as the journey to the West is that Tang Seng and his disciples are not afraid of hardships and dangers, slaying demons and demons, supporting each other, and making unremitting efforts and struggles for their dreams.
But in reality, isn’t it the helpless history of blood and tears of low-level monsters
Faced with the existence of bugs like Sun Wukong, it is just like those Japanese idiots in the anti-Japanese drama who fought against the powerful Eighth Route Army military workers who could tear human bodies with their hands, shoot for eight hundred miles, and never touch a blade with no bullets or bullets.
How on earth did they persist in doing "bad things" for so many years in such a harsh environment
How mentally retarded does this guy have to be to do something stupid like that!
Zhang Xiaoqiang thinks he is not stupid, so he will definitely not let the Great Sage tear a man apart easily.
Regardless of a man's status, committing a murder is no small matter in the human world.
Look back, Great Sage, Bajie can pat his butt and leave, but Zhang Xiaoqiang cannot "smuggle" away.
"Then... wait a moment, there is a little chaos at home, please allow me to calm down for a while!"
After saying these words, Zhang Xiaoqiang turned around and ran towards the back room regardless of the man's reaction.
"How's it going, Xiaoqiang, how's the situation?" Lao Zhu asked with a solemn face as expected.
At this moment, Zhang Xiaoqiang had to admit that Jiang was still hotter with age.
Although Lao Zhu has certain flaws in his IQ, he still looks at problems from a very vicious perspective after serving as an official for so many years.
"Brother Zhu, you didn't do what you inferred. We are probably being targeted."
"Ah!? Sure enough!" The old pig sat down on the sofa.
As a leader who once suffered from Shuanggui, Bajie has an unspeakable fear of law enforcement agencies.
Nowadays, the Yamen of the human world sent people to capture it, which made him lose his bearings for a moment.
"Why are you being targeted? Where can a monster come from that is so bold and dares to cause trouble for me, Old Sun?"
"Unhappy" made a grin with his fists, and "Brainless" was getting angry. He lowered his voice and yelled angrily: "You can pull me down. It's all the trouble caused by you monkey! It's better now. The "explosion team" is here, what do you think we should do about this?"
"Hmph! I don't care what he is who can't explode. As long as he dares to find his head, I want him to look good."
Pretending to smash the table with his hand, Zhang Xiaoqiang quickly stretched out his palm to catch him: "I say, Great Sage, I beg you, please don't cause any trouble? You have defeated the Buddha in a fight now. With one person, you can defeat ten thousand people." Above all people, in the whole world, you are the best when it comes to fighting. You said that you are fighting with a mortal human being. If word spreads about it in the future, it will not be good for your reputation, right? You think otherwise, this matter is yours Leave it to me and I'll make sure it's done properly for you, okay?"
Zhang Xiaoqiang's flattery is obviously in the right place. The great sage is not greedy or appetizing, but he only attaches great importance to things like fighting.
Zhang Xiaoqiang gave himself the title of No. 1 in martial arts in the world, and the monkey naturally took advantage of it.
Then he waved his hand and said, "Okay then, it's up to you to solve this matter."
After taking a long breath and getting rid of "unhappiness", Zhang Xiaoqiang finally settled down.
The old pig then urged: "Then what should we do next?"
Zhang Xiaoqiang took a look at the clothes on the great sage and said, "Take off! Brother Monkey, take off your clothes and pants."
"What do you want to do? Why do you want me to take off my clothes?"
"Oh, things are necessary, there is no time to explain, veteran driver, hurry up and drive... uh no, take off your clothes quickly."
The great sage's red cloak and green trousers are really too eye-catching. These things must be dealt with properly before the man comes in.
"Brother Monkey, why are you still standing there? Your butt is burning. Take it off quickly."
"You, um... turn around!"
Pointing to the back, the Great Sage showed a hint of shyness on his face.
Mist grass! Do you remember the first episode of Journey to the West Season 1, where the monkey ran out of the stone, and it was a 3D naked figure
"They are all experienced drivers. Brother Monkey, please stop being pretentious and take off your clothes!"
In the end, the Great Sage insisted on asking Old Zhu. After Zhang Xiaoqiang turned around and avoided it, he took off his original clothes and put on the casual clothes that Zhang Xiaoqiang specially brought for him.
Not to mention, the great sage is a handsome young man after changing his costume.
To use the most popular and fashionable words to describe it now, it would be: so handsome, so cool, it’s beyond comparison.
Anyway, Zhang Xiaoqiang, the great sage who has put on a new look, can't see any trace of the "non-mainstream" person in the past.
This should be able to hide it from the eyes outside...
(End of chapter)