"...you know those things between men."
In fact, Renly's words don't have any special meaning. Men often discuss exercise, sports, outdoor activities, etc., and they also discuss the results of muscle training with each other. This is not unusual; but I didn't expect that the whole photography There was an out-of-control upsurge in the shed scene, and the ups and downs of noise were eye-opening.
Even the well-informed Renly was slightly surprised at this time, and then looked at the audience in confusion - after cheering for "surf", and now screaming for "man"? The atmosphere of "The Jimmy Kimmel Live Show" is a little confusing.
What Renly didn't know was that Kimmel and Johnny Depp were also good friends. The two had embraced/kissed on the show twice, and once became an absolute hot spot on social networks; plus Kimmel and Matt- Damon fell in love and killed each other, and this "Brokeback Mountain" has become a highlight of Kimmel's show.
Without knowing it, Renly accidentally flipped the button, and the studio exploded.
Renly frowned slightly and looked at Kimmel. "Your show is a little weird. I'm not sure if the baggage I've prepared will still come in handy."
A small joke made Kimmel feel a little helpless, and he opened his mouth to try to explain, but then he noticed Renly's confused expression, as if he didn't understand what was going on - but he didn't know it was either. It wasn't Renly's performance, the feeling of suffocation and depression intertwined, and he was caught off guard, "Renly! Okay, this is your show, not me, please don't blur the focus, okay? ?"
Although he didn't know why, Renly pursed his lips lightly and said, "No matter who it is about, the topic will stay on the show in the end. I think it's a good thing for business." The meaningful words seemed Understand something, but the ambiguous attitude can not be determined.
Kimmel was speechless and raised his hands in surrender. "Can we get back to the point? I think there's a lot more to talk about about Hawaii. How about that, have you ever taken a road trip in Hawaii?"
"Really? Road trips? Jimmy, is this your first aid talk?" Renly's joking made Kimmel put his hands together in a begging look, and Renly chuckled, "Road trips, of course, Hawaii is Great place for a road trip, but sadly I'm not allowed to drive."
There was a roar at the scene, because the United States is a country on wheels, it is very rare to not be able to drive or not to drive, and it can even be said to be "discrimination" by the whole people. At this time, seeing Renly is like watching Renly Like a unicorn. The studio scene was also very lively.
"No driving? Why?" Kimmel regained his composure—it was indeed Renly, even if he hurriedly threw a question at random, Renly could rework it and throw another burden from a different angle. Keep the conversation going and keep it interesting.
Kimmel jumped up at the mention of the car. "So, you're not allowed to drive, so what about your transportation? Is there always a fleet waiting?"
"Skateboard." Renly gave a neat answer. Kimmel's excitement and excitement were caught in his throat. He didn't expect such a result. The stunned expression made the audience laugh collectively, and the corners of Renly's mouth They also went up together, "Didn't I mention it? My agent and I met for the first time on the way to skateboarding. I'm not a master, but I'm very keen."
Kimmel frowned, then shook his head, "No, no, that's not you, you don't seem to have anything to do with skateboarding." He was a little excited, and laughed because it was too ridiculous, "From head to toe, you Not a skate boy. I'm serious, you should have a driver."
Renly was noncommittal, but there was still a faint smile in his eyes, "I'm not very good at recognizing directions, and I'm not very active in getting along with machines. I won't call myself a road killer, but I am indeed an irregular bombs, so I rarely sit behind the wheel."
"You have a driver's license, right?" Kimmel pressed curiously.
"Of course. I can drive, and very occasionally, I will." Renly nodded slightly. "I still have confidence in my driving skills, but my friends don't quite believe me."
Such self-joking made the whole audience burst into laughter.
"Back in Hawaii, when I was there, I also wanted to choose to drive and enjoy the scenery of the coastline. You know it's a magical land." Renly's words were immediately answered by Kimmel, " Of course, that's the best and most moving part of Hawaii."
Renly went on to say, "But my whole team is admonishing me: Hey Renly, you shouldn't do this, you're filming 'Jurassic World' right now, and you don't want to be delayed because of an injury. Work, it's like..." The laughter at the scene made Renly pause for a moment, and Renly himself laughed, "It's like they're sure I'm going to get into trouble, God, I think this should be a form of discrimination. "
The laughter grew brighter.
"Of course, I was filming and I didn't have time to go and see what Oahu had to offer, so I gave up on car travel for a while. One day, I was passing that part of Waikiki Beach and we were heading to 'Oahu' Shake-Shack'…”
"Oh, does Honolulu also have a 'Shake Castle'?" Kimmel interjected.
"I thought it was only in New York, but I saw in Honolulu that the occasional calorie junk food is always a pleasure, so I gave up on 'Taco-Bell' )’…” Renly’s example made the audience laugh: one was American fast food, the other Mexican fast food, with soup or dressing, “but that’s not the point.”
"The point is, there's a guy passing by us on Ocean Drive, he's probably passing through Waikiki from the direction of the zoo, heading for downtown, he's not a homeless or anything, and he doesn't look like a tourist, I'm guessing, he might be It was just a walk, just on a whim."
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"Then at this time, a young man just happened to pass by, he looked very young, conceivably highly educated, even if it was a Wall Street person, there was no problem, you know, just kind of breathless..." Lan Li raised her eyebrows slightly, no need for extra expressions or gestures, and the sarcasm was revealed—
Kimmel couldn't help but slapped the table and laughed.
Renly still continued calmly, "He's driving a Porsche... God, can it be more old-fashioned? I even wonder if there is a camera next to it, and it's a camera from thirty years ago. , like a 'Back to the Future' episode..."
The laughter couldn't stop at all.
"Then he slowed down the car on purpose, rolled down the window and shouted, 'Buy the car! Loser!'" Renly's eloquent description made the laughter burst out. "I couldn't believe it. , I strongly suspect that the guy stole his father's car and pretended to own the world."
Laughter and applause, lively.
Renly pursed his lips lightly, "At that time, I turned my head to my assistant and said, well, I decided not to drive for the time being, because I didn't want me to drive a Bentley and pass Waikiki like this. Part of the routine, I'm tired of the '80s, unless there's a 'Getaway' version of Leonardo DiCaprio in the passenger seat."
"Hahaha!"
Laughing all over the place!
Kimmel was running out of words and didn't even know how to deal with it, just kept laughing, "God, wouldn't you be afraid of people like this? I mean, I always thought you should pay little attention to it. These types of chores, none of them can affect you."
"Oh no, I'm very, very afraid of criticism, otherwise why would I keep rejecting social media? That's the only explanation, isn't it?" Renly said with a wide smile.
Kimmel couldn't describe his adoration: it was easy, and now he finally understood what "walking in the courtyard" was. Renly said it lightly, and then adjusted the focus of the conversation, as if he had known Kimmel in advance. script, easily complete the topic transfer.
Because the next topic Kimmel wants to discuss is social networking, or more precisely, Twitter.
Kimmel was thinking about how he should change the subject, and it's amazing how much control Renly has done so easily.
"Have you read my script in advance?" Kimmel couldn't hold back after all, and looked down at the script on the table, trying to confirm some facts.
Renly didn't understand the meaning of Kimmel's remarks - when it comes to social networking, there is no special meaning, just follow the trend, but Renly can detect the abnormality in Kimmel's reaction, so he also follows the topic. Go on, "Of course, that's what I'm asking for on the show, and I'm definitely not taking any risks."
The subtext is that the script was all reviewed by Renly, so he agreed to be the guest.
The audience laughed, applauded and whistled, and the atmosphere seemed to have not cooled down.
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Kimmel also had to admire Renly's self-deprecation, "Huh, then it's time to get out of the script, otherwise my interview may be very difficult."
"But the question is, can you?" said Renly, unhurriedly.
Kimmel just choked - was Renly mocking him? "Okay, you got me." Kimmel raised his hands in surrender. "I need my script, or God knows what's going to happen, maybe this is my last show. I definitely don't want to take any chances. ."
Renly and Kimmel took turns in self-defeating, and the audience couldn't stop laughing.
"Very well, then, we will discuss social networks." Kimmel did not continue to procrastinate, and turned to today's key topic, "Is what you just said true? Stay away from social networks, mainly because You don't want to see those negative comments?"