Don't think Jimmy Kimmel is making a fuss.
First of all, ABC TV is now affiliated with Disney, and Disney has always put the family as the best principle. Their control over the program scale is very strict, and they are completely puritanical. Kimmel’s attempt is indeed a test on the edge of danger. Second, the "Jimmy Kimmel Live Show" itself takes the line of family fun. Even if it is ridicule or complaining, Kimmel is relatively mild, even the ridicule is not so sharp, and the hungry Twitter may not fit the show.
Judging by the text, the first tweet doesn't have many banned words; but Renly's voice, tone, and rhythm really bring the text to life, and things start to go wrong.
The problem is that this was Kimmel's original intention, but he was hit in the foot by the stone he lifted.
"Jimmy, if you're not sure, we can cancel this session at any time." Renly suggested sincerely, then asked for mineral water from the staff, took the initiative to unscrew the bottle cap, and handed it to Kimmel, "I know the American show The scale is still not comparable to the UK. Maybe you should slow down a bit, there is no need to make such a bold attempt, it is really too dangerous. The show is long enough, I can continue to cooperate.”
Kimmel was sweating profusely. "Sorry Renly, I feel like a fool now. Matt Damon will never let me go."
"Haha." Renly laughed cheerfully—even at such a moment, Kimmel didn't forget to tease Matt, and it could be seen that the relationship between the two was indeed very good, "You can ask Matt to try reading. Hungry to tweet, I'm sure, he'll definitely be more embarrassed than you."
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Matt Damon's image has never been related to "sex/sense". Just by brainstorming the picture, you will know how helpless Matt will be.
This managed to bring Kimmel back to his senses and focus again. "Sorry, I'm definitely a terrible host. I think I'm too stressed right now." Speaking of which, Kimmel himself He laughed, "After all, who can prank Renly?"
Renly raised his eyebrows slightly.
"surprise!"
The staff around the entire studio raised their hands and shouted loudly, and even Kimmel raised their hands and shouted.
The thunderous sound continued in his ears, which made Ren Li stunned for a moment, then raised his right hand to support his eyebrows, and covered his expression with his wide palm, but the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise— He didn't expect Kimmel to set up a prank on himself.
After all, in the recording of the talk show, the only one who dared to prank Renly was Ellen DeGeneres, and Ellen was pranked back at the scene by Renly; Live Show," Renly didn't expect Kimmel to be so bold.
Kimmel also saw Renly's expression, and quickly explained, "Remember? You mistook Jimmy Fallon for me? This is my death-free gold medal, and you're not allowed to get angry."
Renly dropped his right hand and smiled at Kimmel. "Don't worry, I'm fine, I'm fine. There's absolutely nothing wrong with us."
So Easy? So talkative
Kimmel looked suspiciously at Renly's expression, but couldn't find any clues. He felt a little uneasy, "Are you sure? Are we all right? Is everything okay?"
Renly nodded lightly, with a helpless smile, "I'm not a big bad wolf, I won't eat people. Please don't worry." Then, Renly adjusted her sitting position and regained her usual grace, "So, these tweets , are we going to continue reading? Or is this just a gimmick?"
"No, you can still read aloud. To be precise, we still hope that you can read aloud, but these contents will not be broadcast in the program. We will put them on the Internet and provide online viewing. Interested audiences can Find related videos on YouTube and our official website."
Kimmel reveals the truth: In Disney's way, thirsty tweets are literally impossible, and Kimmel would never risk losing his job by doing it, not even for Renly, he doesn't. To make such a low-level mistake, a plan has been made long ago.
The only surprise is that Renly chose the most explosive and exciting first tweet, which may be a little troublesome for the post-production of the show; but just like that, the effect is far beyond imagination, which should be regarded as a mixed blessing. situation. Kimmel's reaction is at least half true.
Renly nodded lightly in understanding.
Kimmel went on to add, "Of course, if you don't want to, we can end here, and there's no need to continue this segment."
"No, I don't mind." Renly waved his hands again and again, "First, I'll make sure Bob Iger knows about it, I hope he fully understands my situation; second, I'll make sure every Don Quixote knows In this case, I hope they fully understand the sacrifice I made for this film."
Wait, why are things going wrong
Kimmel stared at Renly, then caught the shallow light that flickered deep in those clear eyes, cunning and wise, regaining control in the blink of an eye, making Kimmel alarm bells—don't To provoke Renly, who on earth said this
"Renly, we can negotiate..." Kimmel raised his hand in an attempt to stop Renly.
But it was too late.
"We've got to keep going, understand? The show never stops," Renly said with a big smile, before picking up the phone again to get ready.
Kimmel doesn't know if he should follow the trend or stop it - because he can't tell just how serious Renly is, and the speed of his mind can't keep up with Renly's rhythm, which makes things difficult. For the host, this is fatal.
"The only reason everyone walks into a movie theater to watch 'Crazy' is 90 percent because of Renly Hall's perfect smile and of course his hip curves and proportions, God, I'm drooling right now."
Renly began to read the tweet again, with a smile in his eyes, looking towards the camera, "It's a fact. Even Felicity admits it."
The whole place burst into laughter.
Kimmel sat next to him with a stunned expression on his face. He felt as if he had... maybe maybe... had lost control of his show.
Is this cocooning? Should he discontinue filming? Should he step in with Renly? Wait, is Renly really angry? Or are you pranking the baggage? What should he do now? Can he laugh? Should he laugh? What if he can't laugh? What exactly will happen next
"Renly Hall's jawline lifted my lower body."
There was a burst of laughter, and Renly pursed the corners of his mouth, "Oh, thank you for the compliment." Then the cowboy could be seen waving his jacket again, and the laughter became more and more frantic, even Renly couldn't help laughing. Laughing out loud, "If you're curious, I can tell you there's a different way of saying that, you know, 'get up'."
"No, no, no..." Amidst the roaring and screaming, Kimmel waved and shook his head, trying his best to stop Renly, panicking:
Who can save poor Kimmel
"I missed a party that day, so I watched 'War in the Pacific' - finally! Then I saw Renly Hall's beauty and was almost pregnant."
Renly's gentle voice made all the female audience at the scene scream collectively, and then you can see Renly looking at the camera, "I think this may be true, you all stared at me for a long time, pregnancy may be a high probability time. , so, viewers who have not yet planned to support them should pay attention, after all, the frequency of my appearance on the big screen is a bit too high."
It was hilarious, screaming, applauding and cheering. The studio scene was a little overwhelmed, and the audience was turned upside down.
Kimmel sat alone next to him, a little lonely, and now he finally realized that this was "Renly's Counterattack", and that he was easily disarmed and surrendered.
Kimmel squeezed out a smile, but his smile was definitely not a smile.
"Daddy. Exclamation point exclamation point exclamation point exclamation point exclamation point." Renly read even the punctuation with great care, which made the audience laugh again, "Please use my cheek as a... trampoline."
Trampoline.
This is a device that keeps jumping up and down, and its intentions can't be more obvious, which made Renly raise his eyebrows slightly, "Be careful of your wish."
This response made the scene completely out of control, screams filled the air, and even made people wonder if the Hulk was stomping his feet, and the whole floor became a sensation, and all the audience fell into a mess, complete chaos, photography The shed has fallen into a state of insanity.
Renly turned to Kimmel. "Will Matt make the same request of you?"
Kimmel was finally called, and back in the rhythm of the conversation, he also said, "You mean stepping on it with both feet? I'm fine."
This is another interpretation of trampoline, and it is also the simplest and purest interpretation.
Renly also laughed, "Oh, that's good." Renly lowered his voice deliberately and read in a low voice, "I hope Renly-Hall can spread all his 'little tadpoles' In my womb/womb where I don't exist at all." That serious look made the audience laugh madly, but Renly raised his eyebrows slightly, "I think such imagination is very good, but you should know that as long as you stare at Look at me, you can get pregnant, right?"
Group hilarious!
Kimmel also raised his hands high and gave Renly a round of applause, just like a vicious tweet, and now Renly is also teasing/playing netizens, and the number of paragraphs is really unpredictable - now Kimmel doesn't know , was he pranking Renly himself, or was Renly pranking him.
In terms of torment, it should be the latter, because Renly seemed… enjoying himself. Yes, "enjoyment" is the correct adjective.