The Green Tea is Always Targeting the Wrong Person!
绿茶的对象总是不对啊[快穿]

Author: 杰克猫咪

Latest: Chapter 91

Status: Completed

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Genres: Fantasy, Romance, Yaoi, Comedy, Adult

Tags: calm protagonist  devoted love interests  first time intercrse  ghosts  human experimentation 

After Yue Chu was defeated and died, he was dragged into another world by a system. As long as he could destroy the feelings between the two protagonists and stop the destruction of the world, he would be able to overturn the tragic end of his original world.

Yue Chu didn’t hesitate to accept the offer. From then on, he began to earnestly study the art of being green tea, walking farther and farther down the path of being green tea.

But why did the green tea keep on targeting the wrong person??

月楚战败身亡,被系统拖进异世界,保证他只要能破坏两位主角的感情,让世界不至于毁灭,就能扭转他原世界的悲惨结局。月楚迫不及待地答应了,从此开始认真修炼茶艺值,在绿茶的道路上越走越远。
只不过他绿茶的对象怎么总是有点不对劲??
世界一:
系统:破坏alpha将军和Omega皇子的联姻,还世界一个清静!
月楚:没问题。
月楚直接找上了Omega皇太子:能被您这样优秀的Omega喜欢,他真的太幸福了,所以我能跟您做朋友吗?
Omega皇太子看着貌美如花是他最大竞争对手的Omega,警惕无比:滚!
系统:白痴!搞错对象了!你应该攻略alpha将军!
世界二
系统:破坏血族王子和人类少女的梦幻爱情,还世界一个和平!
月楚:没问题。
月楚根本没去阻止两人相恋,直接找到血族之王的棺材钻了进去:好大的雨,我浑身都湿透了,能借用你的地方避个雨吗?
系统:搞错搞错!有个P用!
世界三
系统:绝对不能让主角受爱上丧尸皇,否则就完了!
月楚:没问题。
月楚对着墙上留下的沾满丧尸病毒的血液说:“你这么好,怎么就人懂得珍惜呢?”
系统:……你已经不局限于人类了吗?呕……
世界四
系统:两位主角在逃生游戏里遭遇太多,性格扭曲,回到现实便毁天灭地,这可不行。
月楚:没问题。
月楚敲了敲“门”:哥哥,能帮我P张照片吗?
系统:行吧,您开心就好。
CP:眼瞎总是找错人·绿茶得不太标准受VS永远被套路·工具人攻

内容标签: 系统 甜文 快穿 爽文
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一句话简介:管他是谁,先上茶艺
立意:只有世界充满和平与爱,人们才能幸福快乐地生活。

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