The Grim Reaper Can’t Be Tricked

Chapter 132: Kill the rabbit (1)

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Cen Jin woke up from the quagmire-like darkness, smelled the fragrance of sandalwood, and had the illusion of being in a Buddhist hall.

"Get up when you wake up."

Someone was talking next to him, Cen Jin turned his head to look, Ding Baiqing moved a chair and sat on the bedside table, holding a small copper spoon in his right hand, fiddling with sandalwood powder, and a small copper stove in front of his fingers.

Threads of white smoke came out of the hole, and the taste was quiet and fragrant.

"How long have I slept?"

As soon as Cen Jin opened his mouth, his voice was hoarse, his throat was tingling, and his temples were also tingling, and he sat up uncomfortably.

"One day and two nights."

"So long?" Cen Jin was stunned for a moment, then hugged his head and curled up on his knees and muttered to himself, "How can I explain that I, at the center of the disaster, not only disappeared for a day or two, but also returned alive?"

"No explanation needed."

"Did you help me settle it?"

"No." Ding Baiqing quenched the sandalwood burning in the copper stove, turned to look at Cen Jin and smiled: "They all know it."

"…?"

"It's literally what you think, you may be famous. The bad thing is that you are in the highest level of the disaster list of the headquarters, and you may encounter sacks, assassinations, kidnappings and other strange things when you go abroad. The good thing is Zhang Weitu Li Dao Once they did their best to protect you, they didn't let you be taken to the headquarters for in vivo research."

Cen Jin is downcast, and there is a glimmer of hope for survival: "I remember that the live broadcast data is very poor."

"It was very bad at the beginning, and then it was pushed to the popular homepage. The day before yesterday, a small video about you was widely circulated on the Internet. Later, the head office helped you erase those traces."

Cen Jin looked at him suspiciously: "You didn't do anything? Are you willing to erase your efforts from the head office?"

Ding Baiqing supported his chin, stared at Cen Jin and smiled beautifully: "What do you say, my goal has been achieved, it doesn't matter what they do."

Cen Jin immediately tightened his shoulders, neck and back, trying his best to recall whether Ding Yiqing showed any other abnormalities when he first performed the live broadcast.

Looking back to the present, every incident is clear, but I still can't guess the real purpose of Ding Taiqing.

Just like going to a story meeting is just a whim, who would have thought of inexplicably provoking Asura and Emperor Shitian and triggering a series of subsequent events

"I like to do things step by step. The live event is only the first stage. But you can rest assured that the whole process of your massacre of Emperor Shitian was not broadcast."

"But you recorded it."

Ding Yiqing smiled but did not say a word, which was equivalent to acquiescence.

"When are you going to broadcast it? I bought it for a friendly price. If you can't buy it, tell me the release date. I want to be mentally prepared first."

Ding Baiqing leaned over, a silver chain mixed in his long hair hung down, and a small ball inlaid at the end hit Cen Jin's face, feeling cold and biting to the touch.

Cen Jin retreated a little bit, avoiding the small ball, and following the silver chain up, Ding Yiqing had long hair and high wavy hair, and she dressed in ancient times and modern times, even with a suit.

"Don't broadcast it, keep it as a collection." Ding Yiqing stretched out his hand and clasped the back of Cen Jin's head and asked, "Do you remember what you said or did before you fell into a coma?"

Cen Jin used the hand holding the back of his head as a cushion to lean against. Anyway, his head was heavy and painful, so he wouldn't be too tired if he had support, but when he recalled what he had done before he fell into a coma, he shook his head after a while to indicate that he had forgotten all about it.

It is understandable that the broken skull does not have the memory of the time of madness.

Ding Baiqing said coolly, "You bit me on the shoulder."

Cen Jin sucked in a breath of cold air, his pupils trembled, unbelievable and unwilling to admit it.

Ding Baiqing continued: "You swallowed my blood and left a tooth mark, do you want to see it?"

Cen Jin had a rare hesitant expression, his eyes slid down with Ding Baiqing's words, and fell to his shoulders. The suit was tightly buttoned to the top button. At the white throat, the protruding Adam's apple did not have any moles or scars, and the line on the shoulders and neck. Too smooth and superior, people can't help but wonder whether it is the visual effect brought by the customized clothing line, or the shoulder and neck line itself is so superior.

At this moment, Ding Baiqing's words echoed in his brain out of time. He bit Ding Baiqing's shoulder and left a tooth mark on it...

Does that mean the teeth marks are still there? What does a tooth-marked shoulder look like

"Hey, do you want to watch it?"

Ding Baiqing's voice was cold with a hint of a smile, and he sent invitations in the dark atmosphere that induces people's hearts and special locations such as the edge of the bed, and he was very close, two slaps away.

Cen Jin said, "Take it off."

Ding Baiqing: "…"

Ding Baiqing looked at him with a meaningful look.

Cen Jin didn't change his face: "I really want to see if there are any teeth marks, otherwise the teeth marks will disappear in two days and I have no evidence, so I may be blackmailed."

Ding Baiqing: "It's not bad to admit that you are greedy and lustful."

Cen Jin euphemistically: "I don't think the influence is very good, and I don't want to admit it."

Ding Baiqing hummed, and moved the hand that held Cen's head to the front, pinched the yellow hair's earlobe, and poked his cheek before pulling it back, his eyes fell on his fingertips, thinking about the feeling while saying, "It's okay, you can do it. Greed for my lust. But I'm stingy and look responsible."

Cen Jin asked curiously, "So many people have seen you, are you busy?"

Ding Baiqing raised his eyes and said softly, "You can kill me."

Cen Jinchong smiled at him, and chose to close the wheat on this topic, but he couldn't help but glance at Ding Baiqing's shoulder, thinking about which side to bite, and finally couldn't help but say that in the dog days now, he would not feel out of place in a full suit.

Ding Yiqing: "No, because I'm going to the funeral."

Ding Taiqing got up, picked up the single-sided glasses on the bedside table and put them in the eye sockets, the mirrors were reflective, like a **** godfather in the skin of a gentleman in a suit who was actually going to smash the scene at someone's funeral.

Cen Jin strangely thought of the funeral in the heavy rain. The bell tower near the church rang loudly. The black umbrella floated like duckweed. Moses split in half like the sea. Ding Baiqing, who was holding the black umbrella, walked out slowly. , put a white rose in front of the tomb, and then walked through the dead corpses, dropping the blood-stained white handkerchief and walking away.

"What's on your mind?"

Cen Jin was agitated, and when he regained his senses, he saw that Ding Yiqing was looking at him quietly with his black and white eyes, and asked, "Whose funeral?"

Ding Baiqing: "The funeral of the rabbits." He smiled and said, "The funeral of a group of rabbits."

Cen Jin sighed, his interest immediately shifted from this matter, and began to arrange today's itinerary. First, he went to Kunlun Mountains and Seas to visit and comfort the strange part, and then check the situation of Kusinaro.

At that time, Zhou Man was also in Kusinara, so this time there was no reason to refuse the request to stay and teach. Although he was on summer vacation, his foundation was too bad, and he had to tell the adults in it not to relax in terms of education.

Teaching materials and the like, it would be best if they could be re-edited. After all, Weird is not a human being and must be taught in accordance with aptitude.

Having said that, since Li Daoyi and the others know his secret, does Shanhai Kunlun still need to turn it in? Do they know that there is something weird in Kunlun? Is it acceptable

I shouldn't know, it is difficult for them to accept the weirdness. If they know that he coexists with the weirdness, it will increase his uncertain risk factors, so they have to hide it for the time being.

"You don't ask?"

"Does the rabbit funeral have anything to do with me?"

"It doesn't matter."

Cen Jin got out of bed, wore slippers and walked out of the room, saying as he walked: "Did you know that there is a fg who says that once you show curiosity about unrelated events, you will be killed? So don't ask me for unrelated things, I'm on my own luck No confidence."

As soon as he opened the door, he heard some lively noises from the living room. Cen Jin couldn't help but be silent for a moment, then quickly stepped forward, seeing the two small and one large heads on the sofa watching TV, he went around the sofa, and Zhou Man and Li Manyun , Resentful Boy, and Tong Lingtou met each other.

Zhou Man: "Hi."

Li Manyun drank the milk tea obediently, and his appearance did not change much, but there was a red mole between his eyebrows, which was a bit like a small Guanyin. Tong Lingtou was teary-eyed, missing Huang Mao, and was held in place and fluttered.

The biggest change is the resentful child. The hideous cracks on her body have all disappeared, her skin is slightly black, her hair is pure white and fluffy, and her facial features are quite delicate, but she has some appearance characteristics of Asura and Heavenly Man.

Cen Jin: "You have evolved."

The resentful boy nodded, swaying his calf and said: "The fifth-level high-risk and strange, and it can become a world-destroying strange with one evolution. Huang Mao, wait for me to evolve into a primary god, and I can help you fight in the future."

Cen Jin smiled with relief, like a loving father: "Thank you, but reading is the most important thing for children, don't fight or you will be punished for copying the text."

Resentful Tong's expression instantly darkened, and his love for Huang Mao disappeared countless times.

Cen Jin looked at Zhou Man: "Sure enough, your relationship with Ding Yiqing has never been broken."

"Please describe it clearly, it is a 'cooperative relationship between the capitalist class exploiting bosses and the proletariat hitting workers'."

"Don't forget your origin." >

/> "The feudal monarchy has been destroyed for a hundred years, and it has been more than three thousand years since the Western Zhou Dynasty destroyed the country. I am poor and white now. Don't put a hat on me." Zhou Man caught a glimpse of Ding Baiqing who was dressed in fancy clothes at the dining table, and quickly said hello: "Boss this morning. it is good."

Ding Baiqing took out a big black umbrella from the bucket next to him, and walked towards the door in response. The light leaked in, and then the wide open black umbrella quickly blocked the sunlight and walked out.

The door creaked shut, and the people left.

Cen Jin was drinking water, Yu Guang saw Ding Baiqing's figure away, and looked back, his face was a little serious, so did he bite or not? Are the teeth marks there

Having said that, he refused to take it off. Could it be that Ding Yiqing has any idea of guarding his body like jade

"About Ding Yiqing, how much are you hiding from me?" Cen Jin pulled up a chair and sat opposite Zhou Man, holding a glass, and asked listlessly, "Don't lie to me, we have a political trial in Kunlun."

Zhou Man was incredulous: "The political trial is against me, right?"

Huang Mao nodded: "Yes."

Zhou Man took a deep breath, and one or two knew that he was bullying and oppressing him. He endured complaints and wanted to cooperate with the so-called political trial: "I really didn't hide anything, I don't know much. I can say what I can say, but I can't say that you just killed me on the spot, I I still can't say it. Ding Baiqing is my boss. He only contacts me when he thinks of work. He makes me run around without saying anything. I don't even know what his purpose is.

To be honest, he suddenly asked me to run to a study room on the second floor of Li's old building, find a phone, engrave a strange rune formation in it, activate the spell to dial to the strange town of another world, and let me accept the call. request on the other end.

And then as you know, I received them asking about my liberation, and I told them that someone would bring them to Buddhahood, and I didn't know you at the time. "

"The phone on the second floor can communicate the reality and the inner world, is it you who did it?"

"what."

Huang Mao tutted. The situation in Li's old building was in critical condition. Later, it was discovered that the phone on the second floor had disappeared. At that time, he was unwilling to do anything, so he ignored the abnormality of the telephone communication between the two worlds, and regarded it as the reason for the distortion of the magnetic field of the inner world.

Unexpectedly, this is the reason.

"Did you foresee that I would appear in Li's old building? Did you foresee that I made that call?"

Zhou Man shook his head: "I can only predict the answer, I don't know how the process is, otherwise why would I do everything possible to guide you to the old building of Li's? Even if the town gets rid of my foreknowledge, I can only know that 'someone made them become Buddhas', I don't know who this person is and what means to send them to Buddhahood, I don't know. If I knew how to do it, I would have told them long ago."

"Ding Baiqing doesn't know either?"

"I don't know." Zhou Man smiled bitterly: "I mean I don't know, and I can't guess Huangquan."

Huang Mao: "I'll change the question. Who else is there besides Di Shitian?"

Zhou Man: "We've all worked together."

Huang Mao's head buzzed: "The six major gods alliance? Who is the winner?"

Zhou Man: "It is impossible for me as a human to directly participate in the melee of the gods, so I don't know at all." After a pause, he said: "Do you still remember the Hongyan Book of Heaven? The book records the war, not only the main The participants also recorded the final winner."

Huang Mao was thoughtful and suddenly said, "You are well-informed and well-informed, are you interested in trying to write teaching materials for weird learning?"

Zhou Man: "??" How did the topic change so quickly? After thinking for a while, he said: "It is indeed beneficial to write textbooks dedicated to the study of strange abilities, but I need manpower."

"There are a lot of intellectuals in Kunlun. I will assign a few people to you. By the way, if there are historical issues that take too long, you can ask Zhulong."

There is only one light week, and there is still a lack of talents. Next time, remember to find some historians, educators, and high school residents. You have to prepare textbooks for arts and sciences.

Even with the face of an alien zombie, you can still win by your temperament, right

On the opposite side, Li Manyun Sanxiao only listened to the conversation between the two of them, looked at Huang Mao's thoughtful expression, the French fries in his hand were not fragrant, and suddenly wanted to scream.

Later, Huang Mao went to Kunlun Mountains and Seas, and there was a mechanical city in the west of the place where the gray fog was originally. Live and practice, forming a fairly orthodox Buddhist system.

Li Manyun and Gu Tong can also live in it, but the two kids like to stay in the cabin in the woods, and Cen Jin will let them go.

After talking to them and patrolling around Kushinaro, Cen Jin said to some soldiers who were adapting to their new identities, when they stabilized, they could go to Bronze City to report, and with the approval of the gate management, they could leave Kushinaro. Go see friends and family.

The originally discouraged soldier (Superman) was overjoyed and began to actively accept his new identity.

Huang Mao then went to Bronze City to see the development situation. There is already a prototype of a developed city, but the population is still a little small, some streets are quite empty, others are OK, and they are on the right track to live and work in peace and contentment.

It just so happened that the dead body of the Queen Mother of the West was shared, and the weirdness basically evolved. The ghosts all have looming bodies. At the same time, they also evolved a group of four-five-level high-risk weirdness, and they can become primary-level gods at the door.

Although the level of the primary gods is different, and some of them are quite different, they are gods after all, so they are full of energy and full of vigor in their hearts.

"… "

Cen Jin thought to himself, the strange old man is more energetic and sunny than him.

He took out Di Shitian's body and replaced the dead body of the Queen Mother of the West as a new reward. After some basic events were told, he left.

Walk from the main entrance and say hello to the candle dragon by the way.

The candle dragon was half awake, and the magma fell from his huge head: "Are you going to leave in less than three hours?"

Cen Jin smiled: "If you don't leave, the teachers may worry."

Zhulong: "Has Huang Quan found someone?"

Cen Jin thought: "Who is he looking for?"

Zhulong looked at him steadily, and said slowly: "Oh, I found it." After a pause, he continued: "I slept for too long, my memory has deteriorated, and I can't remember many things. If you are curious, you can Ask Huang Quan."

Cen Jin knew that he couldn't ask anything, and wanted to leave, but Zhulong seemed to have something to say, so he stayed where he was and waited patiently. .

There was a loud snoring sound from Zhulong's nostrils, and he pondered dully for a long time, until Cen Jin thought he was asleep.

He suddenly said: "Shanhai Kunlun has two forms of attack and defense, the Queen Mother of the West uses the attack form, and you use the defensive form Shanhai Kunlun.

Do you know what that means? "

Cen Jin: "No matter what it means, I'm not interested."

Zhulong: "Kunlun surrenders to you. In your kingdom, all gods are subjects."

Cen Jin scratched his hair: "I don't know if I have said that, I am firmly opposed to the restoration of all feudal monarchies."

Zhulong looked at him fixedly: "Are you sure that without the leadership and suppression of the head of the gods, the gods can live in peace?"

Cen Jin was silent for a long time, then answered honestly, "No."

To paraphrase the most classic and easy-to-understand phrase, "Xia is forbidden by force." bring disaster to ordinary people.

For example, Gonggong's anger touched Buzhou Mountain, the sky collapsed, and the world ended.

"Take your time, it's not that easy to evolve into a god, and there's still time to educate. If you don't change your mind after repeated teachings, then cut off your head and set an example." Huang Mao's tone was calm, his expression was cold, and there was no room for change.

"So there is no need to create a kingdom. Kunlun is free. As long as the principle is not violated, freedom belongs to all living beings in Kunlun."

Zhulong's half-closed eyes slowly raised, staring at Huang Mao, and found that he didn't have any emotional ups and downs when he said this, as if he was just stating an obvious and fairly clear fact.

He doesn't know how to build a country and doesn't care about the position of the head of the gods. He thinks that all weirdness can be slowly educated. He doesn't care how much effort and resources are spent, and he won't set up rules and regulations, but wants all weirdos to live in peace.

If the bizarre is banned, he will be beheaded mercilessly.

Once Shanhai Kunlun violates the rules he thinks, it is estimated that he will be beheaded, and he will not regret the value of Kunlun, nor will he feel sorry for his past efforts.

Just like he will take in the weird, get along well with the weird, and be merciful in the face of the weird provocation, but once it is determined that the weird violates the rules, he will quickly give an order to clear it.

Neutral and impartial, obeying order, and being merciful.

Zhulong closed his eyes and sank back into the depths of the magma, thinking to himself, this is a good qualification for sanctification.

The author has something to say: Comment on the red envelope.

I don't know if I can update it twice. I try to write it as much as possible. If not, I'll make it up tomorrow. I'll make it up anyway.

This nutrient solution should have arrived, but I'm not in a hurry now, I'll ask for it when I'm about to fall.

If you owe so much, pay it back slowly, don’t worry about too much debt hahahaha (has gone crazy)