The Grim Reaper Can’t Be Tricked

Chapter 22: Extraordinary students (drawing water with eloquence...)

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Huang Jiang raised his hand and asked: "The first rule of the school: the gods are not trustworthy, which means that humans and gods are opposed to each other?"

"That's right." Li Daoyi paused the PPT and said: "The origin of the history of human civilization and the history of the gods in the world, to draw a metaphor, a group of humans fighting near the ant nest, even if they raise their hands and feet, it will be very important to the ant tribe. is a devastating blow.

In order to survive, ants scramble to sacrifice their beliefs, develop various summoning rituals, and convey their needs to the eyes of human beings. Human beings are curious, and of course there are those who express fear and worry, and they make cruel acts of genocide. Of course, some people choose to meet the needs of ants, and then observe their development——

This is of course not a very appropriate analogy, because humans don't eat ants, and foreign bodies happen to like people who eat protein. "

At the end of the PPT, Li Daoyi asked the students to watch a short black and white video.

The video shows an empty room with a human huddled in the corner.

About 15 seconds into the video, the human suddenly let out a whimper, then frantically tore off the skin of his fingers and arms, tore himself into a bloody mess, and bleeded to his death.

Li Daoyi: "This is an ordinary person who is mentally polluted. He was detained in the isolation room of the private hospital opened by the institution for treatment. The treatment failed and he died of a mental breakdown."

He tentatively video continued: "The level of foreign objects that contaminated him is not high, the third-level danger, lurked in a village before being cleared, and ate a dozen people. Foreign objects usually kill each other, but compared to the same kind, they are more I like fresh human flesh."

"The key points about the habits and level judgment of foreign objects below the gods will be taught in the classroom in the future. Now I will turn to the chapter and briefly introduce the transcendent technique." Li Daoyi listed a sequence list and said: "This is currently known. The transcendent technique sequence list contains a total of 308 sequences according to the strength, the numbers are from large to small, the smaller the transcendent technique, the stronger the transcendent technique.”

Regarding the popular science of transcendent techniques, the forum post Piaohong has explained it in great detail.

Cen Jin looked down at the post. The text explained that human beings used documents to record the extraordinary techniques used by gods and tried to save them. After the establishment of the organization, they collected documents to summarize and sort the recorded extraordinary techniques.

All the supernatural skills possessed by human beings are obtained from the world-destroying level, that is, the gods. Equivalent exchange method.

Bronze Head said this, it didn't lie.

Therefore, most of the oldest alchemists, priests, and priests are related to the bloody and dark slave sacrifices, and most of the ancient worship of gods are also related to human sacrifices.

In the ancient times when information was not circulated, countless large and small human sacrifices appeared at the same time. It is hard to say that it was just a coincidence.

In historical development, human beings obtained extraordinary skills through equivalent exchange, and in turn used extraordinary skills and weapons created by human skills, combined with human wisdom, to capture and kill gods, cut their limbs and pack them into special containers. , deciphering the transcendent technique without bartering.

The agency added the deciphered transcendent technique into the sequence list, resulting in a total of 308 sequences.

"Not quite right." Cen Jin murmured.

Bronze Bell Tou said that the gods who exchange extraordinary skills with humans are bound to be restricted in their actions and have to rely on human arrangements, but in the historical documents of the University of Michigan, it is said that humans sacrificed and the gods accepted the exchange.

The former is limited by the gods and has to accept the equivalent exchange of humans, which is passive.

The latter is actively accepting sacrifices, but with the weakness of human beings and the strength of gods, they do not have to accept human sacrifices at all, and do not give humans a chance to kill.

During the 5,000-year development of human beings, they developed from food to opponents who could fight against them and hunt down gods. During the period, some major event must have occurred, which caused the status of human beings to skyrocket and their strange strength to decline.

Cen Jin thought of what the principal just mentioned, the battle between gods and gods, perhaps the aftermath of the war

Li Daoyi said: "The currently known sequences and their displayed strengths are in this sequence list, you remember it."

Someone noticed the problem and quickly asked: "Principal, why is the first 60 blanks in the sequence?"

Li Daoyi: "Good question. The top 60 of the sequence are extraordinary techniques conjectured based on the existing literature related to human beings, and the authenticity is above 80%, but they have not been seen in real, and there is no particularly detailed information to support them. exists, so the rank is blank.

Sequence 200, Sequence 121, Sequence 60, and Sequence 10 are four watersheds. Although the first 60 sequences are blank, the institution has determined the extraordinary skills of Sequences 30-59 after testing, and the sequence table will be updated later.

There is good news this morning. The main school, the Vatican, and Maoxiong announced that they have discovered potential A+ students this year, and the top 60 new students in the extraordinary sequence have filled the gaps in the three sequences of 45, 51, and 59. "

The students below were in an uproar.

Cen Jin heard the brother complaining next to him: "It's over, it's either a ugly country or Europe, and a hairy bear treats us better, three freshmen with potential A+ and the top 60 in the sequence, and next year's competitive exchange meeting will be the freshman. Dead."

"Don't be discouraged, we are not bad. If the freshman can't earn face, let the old one go. Gossip, some of the brothers and sisters in the front row have inspired the top 40 extraordinary skills in the sequence."

"Who?"

"That's the trump card, can you announce it casually?"

"Cut, I don't know what to say."

Cen Jin asked curiously: "No, you also engage in regional discrimination in the same school? Is there still competition between schools?"

"Why? The same Chinese people are also playing the sweet and salty party every year on the Dragon Boat Festival? They are all the top three schools in the same city. Don't they also connotate each other every day? Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, not to mention one of our six mythological systems in China, the only one. The civilization that has not been cut off has especially rich research resources, and other continents have racked their brains to ask us to open up cultural exchanges, staring at the tomb of the Qin Emperor with blood red eyes, go eat it!"

"… "

If you think about it, it makes sense.

"... The extraordinary technique of single-digit sequences may be found in myths and legends all over the world." Li Daoyi said.

The brother next to him interrupted when he heard this sentence: "It's a world-destroying move that only bosses can do."

Cen Jin thought about it and continued to read the popular science forums. In fact, extraordinary people are not uncommon, and some extraordinary people even created their own sects that have been passed down to this day and directly become intangible cultural heritage, such as Taoism.

An example in the post: [Bashu Wudao, in ancient times, there were many witches in Shu, also known as Wuguidao. From this, a ghost family who was good at witchcraft and ghosts developed. Later, Zhang Daoling went to Shu to study witchcraft and learned something. When he succeeded, he created another Taoism, established Taoism, and became the patriarch of Taoism.

In the Han Dynasty, the art of witchcraft flourished, and they were expelled because of the misfortune. Since then, the ghosts have been incognito, but they are now one of the board members of the organization's Huaxia division.

Representatives of the new generation of the ghost-gu family: the ghost-gu girl Wu Lan, and the new-born Huang Jiang.

The current president of Tianshidao: Zhang Weitu, director of the organization's Huaxia Division Operations Department. Its first apprentice and best student is the female Yan Luo Ye Shengying in the ghost car special attack team.

The transcendent techniques mastered by the Ghost Gu clan and the Heavenly Master Dao occupy Sequence 121-200, and belong to the backbone.

Therefore, the author advises you not to offend Wuguidao and Tianshidao. They were a family two thousand years ago, with a high status. ]

Cen Jin raised his eyebrows, remembering that the smartest and calmest girl in the dark river was Huang Jiang, who turned out to be the ghost Gu clan.

At this time, Li Daoyi said: "In the afternoon, the school will arrange a potential test, not only to test your potential, but also to activate you to master your own extraordinary skills. But a failure to stimulate does not mean anything, someone activates it twenty times before mastering his own. Transcendent technique, so if the activation fails, don't be disappointed."

As soon as this remark came out, everyone below was emotionally excited and whispered, and the excitement was on the surface.

The students around Cen Jin also excitedly guessed that they could master the extraordinary technique of the sequence. The brother on the left asked him: "Without paddles, how much potential do you think you have? Can you activate the extraordinary technique of the sequence?"

"Potential G, activation failed." Cen Jin replied without hesitation.

The potential level is AG. The higher the level, the more likely it is to master high-sequence transcendent techniques.

"The positioning is so clear!" The brother on the left applauded.

"There is no hope, I will not be disappointed, I am worthy of a master of paddling!" The second brother on the left praised him.

"I lost my soul, had no expectations for myself, and reduced myself to dust. Only in this way can I live happily in the world. A role model for our generation." The third brother on the left handed over: "Big brother."

Cen Jin has a mournful face, it seems that no matter where he is, there is a mess.

Li Daoyi cleared his throat and said: "The basic knowledge has been said, and the more detailed and in-depth knowledge points will be taught by professional teachers and professors. We are committed to both cultural and professional courses, and attach importance to the all-round development of moral education and intelligence. Qian Yan In a word, there is no need to regret choosing Mi University."

He first boasted about the power of secret masters, and then opened another topic: "Now entering the last part of the class, I will encourage and reward the outstanding freshmen of this year's Huaxia campus, but you don't have to be envious, because there will be many exams, big and small. , whoever can come from behind, whoever can let the school hold a commendation meeting for him!"

The two teaching assistants behind Li Daoyi's mouth twitched indistinctly. The principal came up with the list of outstanding freshmen on a whim the day before yesterday. Now, what kind of commendation meeting is proposed, which will increase the pressure of competition among the students, expand the involution, and sin. Know.

The freshmen who were excited to discuss their potential and the test of transcendental skills were sitting on their chairs. They had long guessed the list of outstanding freshmen mentioned by Li Dao, and they were nothing more than those in the front row.

"It's Huang Jiang and the others. I heard that as soon as they came out of the isolation room, the school couldn't wait for them to test their potential."

"Yesterday, there were 16 people in the school forum, with the lowest C grade and 5 A grades. Huang Jiang was one of them."

"There are so few potential A-level freshmen?"

"We are the third batch of freshmen, and the number is the smallest. The first two batches of freshmen add up to a total of 59 A-levels and a total of 64 in Huaxia District, but I heard that there were 67 freshmen with a potential of B or above, because the Sihai Cave incident suddenly occurred. , three people quit."

"Pity."

"GG, have you seen the anonymous posting about 'This year's strongest freshman, the first person to clear additional questions'?"

"I know! The additional questions are to complete the four guarded area exam questions of Hut in the Forest, Forest Ranger, Crying Child and One-legged Landlord at the same time. At that time, no one in the front row believed the additional questions when they were posted anonymously until the moderator personally came out and hammered it. I know that there are really additional questions, and the candidates who have completed the additional questions are in the fifth batch of freshmen at the Sihai Grottoes.”

"My quiz question was the one-legged man. At that time, a team of five or six people was so frightened that they screamed. In the end, the examiner showed up in time to drive the one-legged man away. I was lucky to survive!"

"I'm a crying child, mother, at that time I counted the thirty-eighth Shinto pillar, and the group of terrifying crying children gathered around and grabbed my legs, laughing and giggling, and one climbed from my back to my chest, on the spot. Crazy. Came back and spent five days in the isolation room."

"I'm a ranger..."

"I am a hut in the woods. In addition to the house that can eat people, there is a copper bell at the door that is extremely cheap, and there is a tall one-eyed monster in the living room. I can't get in at all, so I have to climb the only window and hide in Attic toilet…”

Having said this, the classmate couldn't help sobbing sadly.

Cen Jin looked at him sympathetically, there was a faceless woman with long hair living in the toilet.

The faceless girl appeared for the first time, and even he was so frightened that his heart slowed down.

"Don't mention these sad things." The brother next to Cen Jin patted the table and said, "Guess who is the passer of the additional questions, I bet 100 yuan."

The surrounding students join in the fun, betting 50, 100 in succession, the most people betting on Huang Jiang, the odds are the lowest, obviously everyone thinks that only she is the most powerful.

"Brother paddling, don't you want to play?"

Cen Jin: "No money."

"Lend you 50 and pay me back."

"I don't gamble." The key is that the dealer kills the game.

At this time, Li Daoyi read out the name on the list: "Please come to the podium when you read the name, Huang Jiang..."

Huang Jiang was indeed the first one. Today, she was wearing a dress with ethnic Miao embroidery elements. She was cold and beautiful like a little witch, which immediately aroused the amazement of many people in the classroom.

Immediately after, others came to the stage one by one, and soon the podium was filled with 16 outstanding freshmen.

Cen Jin looked down at the hot posts in the school section, and was relieved to find that there was no mention of the characteristics of the pass candidates in the post about 'the first person to pass additional questions'.

On second thought, how did the poster know about this

He remembered that there were no aerial drones behind him... wait, locating the watch

Since he woke up from a coma, the positioning watch has disappeared. Could it be that the positioning watch has a surveillance video or recording function? If it's just a recording, he can still refuse to admit it, if it's a video...

Gudong.

Cen Jin swallowed his saliva and was about to leave the classroom quietly, but Li Daoyi on the stage had his eyes fixed on him: "Is that yellow-haired classmate in the back row and can't see clearly? Come to the front instead."

Immediately, the eyes of more than 200 people in the class were fixed on him.

"Sorry, principal, I have something urgent." Cen Jin said, "It's time for surgery for severe hemorrhoids."

The audience was in an uproar, with eyes full of admiration, a real man dared to take the initiative to die!

Li Daoyi: "Don't worry, our private hospital of Michigan University has hired a famous doctor from Bayu anorectal department with high salary. Don't be afraid of severe hemorrhoids, Bayu anorectal will save the root." It's not too late for Eugenics' video."

The corners of Cen Jin's mouth twitched, regretting picking the corner, unable to run away with a single step.

And Li Daoyi has already started to play the video: "Everyone in the room likes to browse the forum, I know that you have read the hot posts, and I know that we have broken a dark horse in this quiz using the Sihai Grottoes as the examination room, which is unprecedented in the Huaxia District. Hidden extras.

That's right, it is the additional question of passing the four warning areas except the underground river in one fell swoop. Are you curious how he completes the extra questions? This video will answer your doubts well. "

At this time, the video was playing. First, the forest ranger who was entangled in strange snakes suddenly zoomed in, and the hideous face almost rushed out of the screen. The students were startled and exclaimed, and some people had a small ptsd attack.

Then there is the shaking picture, fleeing in embarrassment, encountering the examiner, and encountering a blood-red eerie hut. In the dark attic, the cold toilet door with a slit is quietly opened, and a pale, red nail sticks out from the door. hand.

Then there was a very thrilling scene. The faceless woman who climbed down the stairs and the one-eyed monster who slammed into the door rushed into the room at a critical moment, and pressed the faceless woman's face to her face across the crack of the door... The fright point of less than two minutes, It's scarier than the scariest ghost movie ever.

The classroom screamed again and again, but couldn't stop watching it.

The tall brothers next to Cen Jin hugged into a group, shivering like a little pitiful.

At this time, the video captures the unlucky student who ran to the fork, and was blocked by foreign objects before and after.

"Fuck! The Crying Child Warning Zone is the most dangerous!" Someone was overexcited and scolded: "Why don't you run to the one-legged public warning area? The probability of encountering foreign objects in that area is very low!"

"Shit! The probability of encountering a hut in the woods during the day is only 1%. Did you run into it?"

"By the way, why haven't you photographed your face?"

As soon as this statement came out, many people were asked the doubts in their hearts, but they were quickly attracted by the thrilling development. When they thought they would die, they heard a voice shouting, 'We will cooperate, and I will help you get rid of the cabin in the woods-- -'.

So far, the thrilling style of painting has undergone a shocking reversal, and the protagonist of the screen recording has broken his leg with his actions, and can be selected as one of the top ten classic case textbooks for negotiation majors at the University of Michigan.

He turned against the resentful boy, entered the hut in the forest, led out the one-legged land man, released the faceless girl who had been locked in the toilet by him, let the four bizarre animals kill each other, and also took the initiative to lure the forest ranger into the hut in the forest, and put the five Only strangely locked in the hut and let them kill each other, and finally reap the benefits of the fisherman——

Ge Laozi, what a big guy!

Negotiating experts, cheating ghosts to commit suicide, ghosts.

Huang Jiang on the stage stood with the candidates who experienced the underground river that day. They watched the recording and fell into shock: "I am familiar with this hut."

"I'm familiar with that copper bell." "I remember that the wooden door of the hut was opened a crack, and the half-crippled child inside was a resentful child."

Several people said in unison: "He was the one who led away the floating corpse and saved us that day!"

However, after the hut entered the underground river, it was affected by the magnetic field and stopped shooting, so the recording ended in the scene of five foreign objects fighting.

No one would know that Cen Jin went deep into the underground reservoir, confessed to the gods, killed the first-level high-risk monsters, and stopped the pollution outbreak.

However, solving the five weirdness alone is enough for students to admire the eloquence of the protagonist of the screen recording.

Seeing that the progress bar was almost over, Cen Jin breathed a sigh of relief.

Unexpectedly, in the last three seconds, the big screen suddenly flashed yellow hair with blood on half of his face!

Cen Jin sucked in a breath of cold air, and the whole classmates in the classroom also sucked in a breath of cold air, and suddenly turned to look at the severe anorectal patient with prominent yellow hair in the corner.

"—!"

The whole place was silent.

At the same time, Li Daoyi announced energetically: "The first outstanding student in Huaxia campus to complete the additional questions, Cen Jin!"

After a long while, the brother next to him said faintly, "There is no sincerity between people when there is no paddling in the test?"

Cen Jin said slowly, "With eloquence, what kind of top student is he?"