It took Shen Jichuan a long time to wake up after rescuing the panda cub who was covered in flesh and didn't know where to start.
... Yo Yo really turned into a giant panda.
"You..." Shen Jichuan was still a little stunned. He held up the small dumpling and looked left and right, "How did this happen? Radiation? Gene mutation? Can I take you to the laboratory to check your brain waves?"
That sounded like something an evil scientist would say.
Yoyo pressed Shen Jichuan's face with one paw.
"Can't."
"That's right." Gu Miaomiao agreed, "You are crazy, can this be known to outsiders?"
Shen Jichuan put Yoyo down and let her sit on his lap.
In fact, the size of the panda cub is not small, standing up almost to his knees, but even if the giant panda is an adult, it still looks cute and childish, so Shen Jichuan doesn't think she is heavy.
"Uncle Gu and Aunt Yu should be waking up soon. If they knew, they would definitely take you to a private hospital."
A person who develops a fever for good will turn into a giant panda cub, which will either go to the hospital for examination, or send it to scientists to study what is going on.
There is no other way than that, and ordinary people probably think so.
But Yoyo hurriedly waved her hands: "No, no, I can't go to the hospital."
Shen Jichuan asked: "Why not? If you don't go to the hospital, what should you do now?"
"Brother Yongze will find a way! He must know!"
Just now Gu Miaomiao wanted to ask, she narrowed her eyes:
"So, why must he know?"
Under the cover of thick dark circles, Yoyo's small eyes still showed a trace of guilt:
"this… "
Because brother Yongze can also turn into a lion, she can't say that, this is a little secret between her and brother Yongze, one must be loyal, and children who casually reveal the secrets of good friends will be cast aside!
Gu Miaomiao threatened:
"If you don't tell me, then I'll try my best to imitate you? After touching your stomach and buttocks, where is the meat?"
Shen Jichuan expressed disgust at Gu Miaomiao's words.
The panda cub, which was trying to cover its mouth with its two paws, thought about it and lay down decisively:
"As long as you don't force me to say, sister, you can touch whatever you want, even bald skin."
Gu Miaomiao:? ?
Why is she not only not happy, but also feeling annoyed by the little secret between her and Yong Ze
Shen Jichuan was also a little displeased, and when he was about to press on, he suddenly heard movement from outside the door.
"...Yoyo woke up? How do you feel..."
Gu Qizhou and Yu Lan, who were still in their pajamas, stood at the door in a daze, staring at the giant panda cub sitting in Shen Jichuan's arms for three seconds.
Shen Jichuan: "Uncle and aunt, please listen to our explanation, this is..."
Before he could finish speaking, Gu Qizhou and Yu Lan drew the curtains and closed the door one by one, with serious expressions, they turned their heads to Shen Jichuan at the same time and said:
"Where did you pick up the giant panda!?? Do you know that you broke the law!!"
Shen Jichuan: "I know, but this..."
Yu Lan: "It's good to know!"
Gu Qizhou: "If you know, give me a hug!"
Seeing everyone looking at her in surprise, Gu Qizhou was confident:
"I'll surrender myself! Is that okay!?"
... Listen to you talking here.
Gu Miaomiao explained:
"This is not a giant panda, oh no, this is indeed a giant panda, but this is not an ordinary giant panda."
Gu Qizhou had already taken Yoyo from Shen Jichuan's hands, but he didn't know that this was his poor little daughter.
"Why is it so unusual? It looks so cute and cute, but it's really similar to the one in the zoo? By the way, why is Yoyo missing? Where did you get the giant pandas from? Why are you still hiding in Yoyo's room..."
He was muttering, when suddenly he heard the giant panda in his arms say:
"Dad, you can call me cute, but you can't call me stupid."
Gu Qizhou: "..."
Yu Lan covered her mouth in horror: "... Yo, Yo?"
In the following time, it took Gu Miaomiao and Shen Jichuan almost half an hour to calm down the frightened couple and explain to them clearly that Yoyo has already called Yongze and that he will come soon .
Gu Qizhou: "... But, so what if he comes?"
Yong Ze is neither a doctor nor a scientist, so how can he help when he comes
The couple looked at the cub playing with the ball alone in the corner. She was comforting the couple just now, but her attention shifted quickly, and she practiced how to walk on four legs after a while.
Tired from walking, I still lay on the toy ball and listened to them talking. I accidentally got a little sleepy, and when I tilted my head, the whole panda suddenly turned upside down, showing its soft belly.
… cute! Think rua!
"Yo Yo, it's okay, don't be afraid." Gu Qizhou used an excuse to comfort her, and picked up Xiao Tuanzi, who was still lying on his back and couldn't turn over, "If you can't change back, ask grandpa to buy you a mountain top. What kind of bamboo seeds do you want to eat in the future? What kind of bamboo, you can play with it as you want, anyway, the place is big enough.”
Yoyo was a little moved when she heard the words: "... then can I not go to school?"
Gu Miaomiao sneered: "Hey, weren't you excited when you were about to go to school? It's only been a few years, and you finally realize how scary it is to go to school?"
"Hey hey."
Jumping rubber bands and ropes with children at school is fun, but taking exams is too painful TAT
Gu Qizhou replied: "Of course."
As far as this situation is concerned, if nothing else, I will definitely not be able to go to Monday's class today.
"yeah!!"
Being a giant panda means you don't have to go to school! You can eat, sleep and eat!
She will be the giant panda! !
Gu Qizhou was thinking about such a big matter, should he call Gu Hongjun, Gu Hongjun is in a high position and well-informed, maybe he knows what's going on
But before he took out his phone, he suddenly saw the curtains slammed and pulled open.
Everyone turned their heads in horror.
The young man jumped up from the first floor, holding on to the railing with one hand, and carrying a small bundle of neatly trimmed bamboo with the other. He seemed a little surprised that there were so many people in the room.
Others were even more surprised.
"Yong, Yong Ze...?"
Yoyo who was in Gu Qizhou's arms saw Yong Ze approaching, immediately broke free from Gu Qizhou's arms, and slid out like a piece of jelly.
However, due to the excessive force, she slammed her head on the ground first, and then rolled on the ground, then rolled and crawled on all fours and rushed to the window. Before Yong Ze could stand still, she hugged his calf, Sitting on someone else's shoe and howling—
"Brother Yongze, save me! I have become a giant panda! Will I not be able to become a beautiful girl in the future!!"
Gu Miaomiao marveled at how quickly Yoyo turned her face:
"Didn't you pay it back just now? Do you still feel happy that you don't have to go to school?"
Yoyo, who can't rain without thunder, was taken aback for a moment.
... It seems to be oh.
"Then, can it be possible to look good without having to go to school..."
Gu Miaomiao snorted coldly: "You might as well be dreaming."
Yoyo, who was hanging on Yongze's lap like a koala, was very disappointed.
But in the next second, Yong Ze, who put down the bamboo, pulled her off his lap, and put her in his arms like he was holding a baby.
"It might be difficult not to go to school, but it's not a problem to change back."
After hearing this, Yu Lan's eyes lit up:
"You know what's going on? You're not surprised, do you know why Yoyo became like this?"
"I know." Yong Ze replied simply, "Because I'm also a monster."
Everyone: ...
"Then let me introduce you formally. My name is Yong Ze. I am the Lord of the Forest who manages all monsters in the world."
—
Even if Gu Hongjun came to vouch for what Yong Ze said, he was sure that he did not have a second-degree illness, nor did he go crazy, and he was seriously explaining the secrets under the iceberg to everyone.
But when he heard such a thing suddenly, it took him a long time to recover.
Yongze even performed a live lion transformation for everyone in the downstairs hall to enhance the credibility of his words.
...but this seemed to make them even more stimulated.
"...No problem. It should be due to the disorder of the immune system caused by fever. The body automatically adopts a defensive state, so the atavistic genes in the body are stimulated. The form of monsters is stronger than that of humans, and it is also a kind of self-protection engraved in genes. "
"How long will it take to recover?"
"A week at most, or three or four days if it's fast."
It was Chi Huan's father who came to check Yoyo's body, and he came with Yongze.
They rang the doorbell downstairs for a long time but no one answered, so Yongze turned up to Yoyo's balcony to check the situation.
"So that's how it is..." Chi Huan, who came along with her, nodded thoughtfully, "It's no wonder that the first time I saw her, I felt that she smelled a little familiar. It turns out that she is really a little monster! She is also a panda spirit!"
Chi Huan sat on the ground, hugged Yoyo and began to rua to rua, especially the hair on her back, which was more comfortable to touch.
"Hmph, I just can't stand your giant pandas! Our little raccoons are cute too, why should we either be misunderstood as red pandas, or be upstaged by your giant pandas?"
Yoyo who lost all her hair after being touched by Chi Huan: ...! !
"You pluck my hair!! I want to kill you!!!"
"What kind of hair is this? Be stingy, you forgot that you are the vice president of the Azure Dragon Club! How can you fight among yourself!"
"I don't care, I don't care! My sister said that I can kill anyone who plucks my hair!"
Chi Huan was also forced by Yoyo to show his original shape, so the Gu family members on the sofa had just received the lion's impact, and when they turned around, they saw a giant panda and a little raccoon standing and punching each other, with their claws back and forth attacking each other , but still playing evenly
Shen Jichuan: ... What kind of science is he doing? This world has already become magical.
But magic is magic. After the Gu family installed the patch package set by monsters, they had already initially accepted this worldview.
"... Then you have to hide it for a while." Gu Qizhou looked at the cubs fighting with others over there, "If outsiders see this, our family will become criminals who steal pandas."
Gu Miaomiao: "How many years will you be sentenced for stealing a giant panda?"
Gu Qizhou: "I don't know, probably not worse than murder and arson?"
"..."
That really has to be hidden.
Yongze: "Actually, if my uncles and aunts believe me, they can let Yoyo go to the zoo. There is a big panda house there, and the amusement facilities inside are also very suitable for Yoyo now."
Seems like a way too
"And, it's a little bit safer there than at home."
Gu Qizhou was thinking about the feasibility of Yong Ze's proposal when he suddenly heard the doorbell ring.
At first glance, Jiang Tang and Tan Rui were standing by the fence outside the yard. It seemed that they came to visit you because you didn't come to school today.
The hall of the Gu family is a huge floor-to-ceiling glass window, and it is easy to see the scene of the hall from the yard.
The giant panda Yoyo and the little raccoon Chi Huan who are fighting like a chicken in elementary school: …
It was rare for the two to be in sync. When Jiang Tang and Tan Rui were squinting their eyes and trying to see what those two were, they quickly rushed into the big vase in the corner of the hall.
"How did you come in!?"
"You are! Why did you come in!!"
So everyone saw the two small animals hidden in the vase, just like a drum washing machine, purring and circling on the ground like no one else was around.
Jiang Tang and Tan Rui outside: ... Why is it so like a giant hamster treading on a wheel