The Group Pet Villain is Three and a half Year Old

Chapter 21

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"Have you all completed your tasks, my dears? This is your task card. Next, you can follow the above route and go to the market to sell the fruits of your labor!"

The staff dressed as the mascots of the program group handed task cards to each child.

There are no words on the children's task cards, only a road map.

Xiaosuo: "I see! We're going this way!"

Joe: "Stupid, your map is down!"

... although they probably can't even understand the map.

Yoyo is not interested in maps or selling red bayberries. She looked around and saw that no one was paying attention to her except the cameraman uncle, so she secretly stuffed a red bayberry into her mouth.

Then she trembled from the soles of her feet to the strands of her hair as if she had been electrocuted.

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[Hahahaha xswl Yoyo, "How can there be such a sour thing in the world"]

[Hahaha, the cutie must be thinking now, I just gave my sister and brother Ding Yao something to eat when it's over]

[Yoyo is so pitiful hhhh why is it so difficult to eat something sweet?]

[I'm curious now, how can such a sour thing be sold? ?]

Just when Yoyo was completely dumbfounded, the staff in doll clothes emphasized:

"... Babes, when you go to the market later, you must remember, because although there are many good people out there, there are also some bad people who want to abduct the children, so when someone asks you if you want to go with them, What are the children going to do?"

"Don't go!"

"What if they said they were going to take you to find Dad?"

Yoyo, who came back to his senses this time, yelled the loudest:

"No!"

"What if they give you good food?"

"Absolutely not!"

The last time she was tricked by bad guys to find her sister, she was almost taken away, and she would never be able to drink strawberry milk again!

She remembered that she would definitely not be cheated in the future!

Gu Miaomiao always felt that there seemed to be something in their words, but she couldn't figure out the reason for a while.

After repeated exhortations, the staff watched them set off with confidence.

The market was bustling with crowds, and several children were carrying their baskets. Thinking of selling vegetables like the aunts next to them, even Tian Tian, who is usually outgoing, was a little at a loss as to what to do.

To sell something, you must first find a suitable stall. There are no strict regulations in the small market in the town. Ding Yao took the children to find an area where they could set up a stall, and then smiled at the aunt next to him:

"Auntie, can we sell bayberry next to you?"

The aunt looked forty or fifty years old, looked at Ding Yao kindly, and happily agreed:

"Okay, you guys are filming a show? Hey, will I be on TV too? If I knew I should change my clothes today..."

Relying on brushing his face, Ding Yao also rubbed a piece of plastic cloth on the ground, and several children poured all the bayberry they picked on it. Ding Yao asked other children to help, and picked out the broken bayberry together. Looking at Yoyo:

"Yoyo, come and shout, let everyone come and buy red bayberry, okay?"

On the way to set up the stall, many people began to gather around. Being watched by so many people, Yoyo instinctively felt scared.

So the little foot subconsciously moved behind her sister.

Ding Yao pursued her persistently:

"It's nothing to be afraid of, yo, don't you really want to try it? It's fun."

The reason why you are called to sell bayberry is mainly because Ding Yao thinks that the sour bayberry is really not easy to sell under normal circumstances.

And in the face of the uncles and aunts who are watching the excitement around him, he is definitely not as good at brushing his face as these children are cute.

Gu Miaomiao was still a little timid looking at Yoyo, and couldn't help but say:

"It's fine if she doesn't want to try, I'll call."

Gu Miaomiao rolled up her sleeves, and for some reason she had an aura that could drive the most vicious dog in the village to the street.

"Don't miss it when you pass by—"

"Fresh bayberry just picked—"

"It's cheap—"

everyone: …

Could she be too proficient! ? ?

In fact, Gu Miaomiao had never set up a street stall, but when she was a child, she saw how others shouted in the countryside, so she followed the example, and it looked very similar to that.

Sure enough, several onlookers were attracted by her.

"Little friend, how much is your red bayberry?"

Gu Miaomiao raised three fingers without changing her expression: "Thirty."

Yoyo behind her widened her eyes.

elder sister!

You are too dark!

In fact, now is not the best season for red bayberries. It will take a few more days for the locals to pick them.

The bayberry that grows naturally outside has not been ripened, so I know it won't be too delicious.

But these people obviously didn't really come here to buy bayberry.

The aunt really exaggerated: "It's so expensive, kid, how can you sell it so expensive?"

With the appearance of a childish child, Gu Miaomiao said solemnly:

"We are recording a program, and it will definitely sell."

guest:…

Audience: I am sober in the world, Mr. Miao.

Thirty yuan may be the price of a cup of milk tea for a takeaway meal for city people, but for simple country people, it is neither too much nor too little.

Therefore, there are still many people watching the excitement around, and they really paid for it, but after waiting for a long time, they only waited for one or two.

Yoyo looked at the pile of red bayberries in front of her. Each of the seven of them had a basket, and the pile was quite a lot. How can they be sold out

Ding Yao, who was watching from the side, jumped at her again:

"Hey, why don't you help your sister?"

"How, how can I help..."

"Go and try shouting with your sister?"

Youyou, who was half pushing and half reluctant, came out from behind Gu Miaomiao. She tugged at the corner of her sister's clothes, her eyes were a little timid.

Adults can't understand how scary it is to see a group of tall adults condescendingly looking up at them from the perspective of a child.

Yoyo, I feel like a little monkey tat in a zoo

"Sister, sister..." She looked at the girl not far away who took a picture of her with her mobile phone, "Do you want... buy, buy red bayberry?"

The little girl's voice was weak, and she was very embarrassed because of being surrounded by too many people, but her eyes were clear, and she just stared at people eagerly, so cute that people pitied her.

So the girl who was so cute that she called "sister" stepped forward decisively:

"I'll buy it! Give me half a catty!"

Several other children graciously packed two handfuls of red bayberries for her from the pile of picked bayberries. Ding Yao weighed them and handed them to the girl, who also readily gave the money.

The transaction was too smooth, so when the next one who looked like a rich man asked the price, Gu Miaomiao raised four fingers:

"forty."

Gu Miaomiao sighed:

"My younger sister hasn't eaten candy for a long time. Uncle, if you buy our red bayberry, my younger sister will have candy."

Audience & Customers: ? ?

YoYo:? sugar? ? What sugar? ? Where is the sugar? ?

The uncle squatting in front of the stall saw a row of little radish heads looking at him eagerly, his heart softened, and he said while paying:

"... Well, give me three catties."

YoYo:! ! !

Three catties!

This is too rich! ! !

Gu Miaomiao lowered her head to cover her slightly raised smile of a profiteer, while Youyou next to her took the money from her uncle and wanted to return it to him with guilt:

"Uncle, I don't have to eat candy, so don't buy it."

The other party asked in surprise: "Why don't you want me to buy it?"

Yoyo warned him seriously: "This red bayberry is so sour."

Probably because I have never seen such a self-deprecating little girl, the uncle smiled and asked:

"How sour?"

Yoyo imitated the expression of herself who had just been soured, clenched her fists, wrinkled her face and shook:

"It's so sour!"

The man laughed amused by him, and handed her the money anyway.

"It's okay, I'll take it home and drink it, it will be sour, it's okay."

The money was poured into the bag, and even Gu Miaomiao didn't expect that Yoyo had such an unknown talent in selling things.

Ding Yao looked at Gu Miaomiao's eyes that suddenly lit up, and felt a little funny:

"You still want to raise the price?"

Gu Miaomiao said confidently, "Why not?"

However, there are not many people who are willing to buy sour red bayberry. Even if there is a cute mascot like Yoyo sitting in the town, half of the bayberry left on the stall is unsalable.

While the number of customers paying attention to Yangmei is decreasing, the number of customers paying attention to Ding Yao is increasing.

After all, Ding Yao is now a member of the popular boy group in China. Although he is only fourteen years old, he is not even as good as the four members of their group.

It is conceivable how high the nationality of this country is.

As they stayed here longer, more and more little girls came to see Ding Yao, because these little girls were not very old, and they were not the kind of crazy fans who would scream around him. Didn't let security stop him.

Ding Yao also took advantage of the time to sign autographs for a few little girls, and amlied the red bayberry on his stall.

Amway of idols, even the sour red bayberry must be eaten, so a few girls immediately wanted to take out the New Year's money, and directly wrapped up the whole stall.

Ding Yao quickly persuaded: "... No, this is really sour. If you really want to buy it, you can just buy it for a few dollars..."

Gu Miaomiao despised him: "Why are you still cheating girls out of money?"

Ding Yao:

The essence of human beings is double standards. Isn’t it you who just raised the price like crazy? ? ?

Yoyo also thinks they are like unscrupulous traders selling fake goods, but selling red bayberry is their task, and the task must be completed, but she doesn't want to sell sour bayberry to deceive people.

Youyou thought hard for a long time, and saw that Ding Yao gave those girls only a small bag of red bayberries, and then gave them autographs.

"Sister!" Yoyo's whole body suddenly lit up like a small light bulb, "I figured out a way!"

Ding Yao, who was smiling at the fans, did not know what the group of children behind him were thinking.

After he finished greeting the fans, Yoyo conjured a small cardboard out of nowhere.

"It's done!"

She held up a small piece of paper from the aunt next door, on which Joe wrote with a fountain pen borrowed from the cameraman uncle.

[Take a photo with the big star Ding Yao and send Yangmei, 50 yuan per time]

Ding Yao: ... I'm just a fucking tool man

Yoyo held up a small cardboard and danced, her big eyes were shining, and she showed off to Ding Yao:

"Yoyo, isn't he very smart!"

In this way, they don't have to feel guilty about selling bad bayberries.

The task can also be successfully completed!

Seeing the deep dimples, Gu Youyou happily stood up the small cardboard, so Ding Yao was instantly surrounded by girls.

Ding Yao thought blankly:

The little love he had just raised for her was wrongly paid after all.

"... Slow down, everyone come one by one!"

"Don't worry, my sister said you have to line up."

With the little sisters of the Gu family as the core, the two collect money to change, Tian Tian helps to bag the red bayberry, Joe is responsible for weighing, Zhou Zhou is responsible for maintaining the order of the group photo queue, and Ding Yao—

Responsible for being a humanoid photo prop.

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[Hahahahaha I laughed so hard, we are so smart, baby!]

[Yo Yo: As expected of me.jpg]

[I'm so sour! Fifty yuan is enough to take a photo with brother Ding Yao. Damn it cost me four thousand last time to catch up with the itinerary, so I can only take a look at it from a distance of 50 meters! I hate!]

[Be more courageous! Yoyo, you can raise the price again! The tickets for your brother Ding Yao's meeting cost thousands of dollars! !]

[I see who would dare to say that we are stupid, but we are smart hahahaha]

Youyou, who happily collects the money, is holding a large pile of change, and her small hands can't hold the thick stack of change.

How much candy can you buy with so much money

She had no idea about money, and left her longing saliva.

Seeing that the red bayberry was sold at a high rate, the program team gave the staff a look.

So the children who were counting money suddenly saw a young man approaching them at some point.

"Kids, are you sold out?"

Yoyo was counting in a mess when suddenly hearing a voice behind her, she shivered in fright.

"Sold, sold out."

Although very cautious, Yoyo answered honestly, and she asked again:

"who are you?"

The young man smiled and said, "I was sent by your father to pick you up."

Yoyo looked up and down.

The staff of the program group all wear uniform black printed T-shirts, so after a day or two, the children can recognize who is the staff and who is not.

And the person in front of him was not wearing a uniform, obviously not a staff member.

Xiaosuo was originally a crybaby who couldn't leave his father, and when he heard that he looked like he was about to cry, he decided to walk towards him without any doubt.

"can not go!"

Youyou, whose IQ has been online for a long time today, vigilantly grabbed Xiaosuo.

She said anxiously: "He's a liar! He won't take you to find Dad!"

Before coming here, the staff in the doll costume said that you can't go with strangers casually, and he is not a staff member of the program group, so isn't that just a stranger you don't know

Gu Miaomiao deliberately did not speak to stop her, and watched Yoyo's reaction from the sidelines.

Well, I finally learned my lesson.

Zhou Zhou asked the staff behind him: "Do you know him?"

The silent staff shook their heads.

Zhouzhou pointed at them and said to the young man, "Look! They say they don't know you!"

The young man replied without panic: "It was your father who asked me to pick you up. Of course they don't know me."

... It seems to make sense.

Yoyo said anxiously: "No! You are lying!"

Joe also asked: "Then do you know who my father is?"

"Is he short-haired and tall?"

Joe nodded and said to the others: "He knows my dad, he is real!"

Yoyo persistently denied: "He's just lying, don't listen to him."

Ding Yao also affirmed Yoyo's awareness of anti-fraud in his heart, this person looks like a dog, he originally thought that Yoyo, a dog, would believe him immediately, but he didn't expect to be so firm.

Several children looked at each other, Xiaosuo finally couldn't help crying.

"Uh-I want Daddy...I miss Daddy..."

As long as one child starts to cry, the other children will also become depressed one after another. The three girls did not cry, but Xiaosuo and Zhou Zhou broke down in sobs.

Seeing the child crying, the young man hurriedly coaxed:

"Don't cry, don't cry, am I just going to take you to see your father? Don't cry, don't cry, uncle will give you sweets..."

Yoyo, who had just looked righteous and unyielding, was stunned.

He ate sweets for the two crying children, and he also gave the remaining sweets in his pocket to the rest of the children.

This was originally a small test for the program group to see if the children would be abducted by strangers.

It was just a small test, and the children were not abducted by him. Looking at the two children who were already crying, the program team was about to hint at each other, and it was almost time to stop.

And just when he was about to confess his identity, and give some encouragement to a few children by the way—

"Uncle, are you really here to pick us up?"

The lychee-flavored candy swirled in her mouth, her cheeks bulging like a little goldfish.

Yoyo with a candy in his mouth, his IQ went offline successfully.

The little girl who had just said that he was a liar suddenly became so gentle and gentle, which made this person a little confused, hesitating whether to continue acting.

"… yes?"

There was a bit of guilt in his ending.

"Really!"

The little girl who was successfully bribed by a candy immediately believed her, never thinking that what this person said was the same as a few minutes ago.

Her thoughts are particularly easy to guess, her emotions are written on her face, and the whole process of change is:

— "This man gave me candy, he is a good man."

— "But don't trust me right away. Ask first."

——"I asked him and he said he was real, so I will believe him!"

... This kind of brain circuit is so simple that it can be seen at a glance.

So Gu Miaomiao looked at her and turned to the other children and said:

"Oh, I just misunderstood! This uncle is a good man, he didn't lie to us, he really came to pick us up!"

All staff:…

The rest of the children: ...

The little girl who ate the candy was very emotional, like a human trafficker lurking among the children, crazily encouraging everyone to follow the stranger together.

So the children who were already excited but were stopped by Yoyo became excited again, one by one put away their backpacks, carried their small baskets, and stood in a row behind Yoyo.

Yoyo raised her head, looked at him with a pair of pure and trusting eyes, and asked while eating candy:

"Uncle, we are ready, let's go!"

Gu Miaomiao looked at the silly children standing in a row waiting to be taken away by the traffickers, and then looked at the one who could help the traffickers sell all the other children together.

… Wake up, the traffickers would be too embarrassed to accept the head you gave me.