The Group Pet Villain is Three and a half Year Old

Chapter 41

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If you want to rank Yoyo's life, which is less than three and a half years old, in a ranking of psychological shadows, the moment of being swallowed by a pelican will definitely be ranked in the top three at this time.

... I treat you as a friend and you want to eat me! ? ?

Yoyo was so frightened that she was dazed, her mind was full of:

It's over.

Will a head eaten by geese be less intelligent

Fortunately, the security guard was very close, and the pelican sucked her for three seconds at most, and the quick-sighted security guard immediately opened the mouth of the child-eating pelican.

After breaking it open and carrying it away, Yoyo felt his sight brighten up again.

"Are you okay??"

Gu Qizhou, Gu Miaomiao, and Ding Yao didn't see the scene of the pelican eating the child, they only saw the underage baby pelican being carried away like a chicken by the security guards.

Yoyo still had a dull expression on her face. She reached out and touched her little head, as if to confirm whether it was eaten by a pelican.

It took a while for her to come back to her senses slowly, pointing to the pelican that had slipped aside, and then pointing to her own head, her aggrieved mouth opened and closed silently, and the cry of being late was earth-shattering. sounded—

"Woooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"

"My head! I was bitten! I'm not smart, woo woo woo!!"

The audience who watched the whole process, rather than worried, laughed heartlessly:

[Hahahahahaha I'm sorry baby, it's not that I'm cruel, it's that you are so funny hahaha!]

[Why did we suffer so much at such a young age hahahaha]

[Goose is too much! You know us Yoyo baby is not smart and still bites his head! Can you afford to pay for being stupid hhh]

[Pelican: The kid is so cute, I dare to do it next time!]

Not to mention other people, even Gu Miaomiao, who always favored her younger sister, couldn't help but hold back her laughter.

Smart or not, it doesn't depend on other people's pelicans.

Although the pelican swallowed the child's head, after all, the whole mountain is full of precious wild animals. Before they came, the person in charge of Mount Nagasawa specifically emphasized that it is not allowed to harm animals during the filming.

Therefore, the security guards can only offer the pelican aside as an ancestor, and dare not hurt it.

The little pelican looked at the crying kid with tears and snot all over his face, and tilted his head in confusion.

The child has the milky smell of human cubs, and also has a bit of monster aura that belongs to monster cubs. The little pelican grew up in Nagasawa Mountain and has seen many humans, but this is the first one.

It was so curious that it refused to leave, and looked at Yoyo from afar.

After all, she was simply scared, not really sad. The program team supported a small sugar ball. Yoyo soon forgot the fear of being eaten with one bite of her little head, and let her father wipe her clean with a wet towel. Face.

"... I, I don't like you anymore."

Yoyo said to the little pelican who was watching her not far away.

"You scared me, small animals are not allowed to eat people!"

The little pelican didn't respond, and the little black bean eye was still looking at her curiously.

Youyou felt very familiar with this strange and spiritual look, and it seemed to be somewhat similar to Mianmian's look at her.

"...Don't look at me like this, you, you have to apologize to me, so that I can reconsider whether to be friends with you."

The little pelican seemed to understand what she was saying, flapped its wings and ran to the lake beside it, and caught a fish for her.

It opened its mouth, and a small fish was still swimming in its net bag-like mouth.

Yoyo widened her eyes in surprise: "Wow—you are amazing!!"

Gu Miaomiao:

It scared you to tears a few minutes ago, and it's terrible again in the blink of an eye.

You really remember eating but not beating.

After Yoyo's turmoil is settled, the game of choosing a house will start again.

To everyone's surprise, probably learned from Gu Miaomiao's experiment, Xiaosuo actually made a big mud ball in the same way, and put his own chicken feathers in it.

Xiaosuo's father was unhappy when he saw it:

"Xiao Suo, did you come up with this idea! How can you steal other people's ideas!"

Xiaosuo's father's voice was not low, and Xiaosuo froze for a few seconds when he was beaten up by his father in front of so many people.

He is the one with the weirdest temper among these children. Director Zhou was worried that the child's already fragile self-esteem would be hurt, so he quickly smoothed things over:

"Xiao Suo, the competition must be fair. Let's think of other ways, shall we?"

Perhaps frightened by his father's harsh tone just now, Xiaosuo suddenly got into a corner, he insisted on doing what others didn't let him do, hugged his mud ball, and insisted on using Gu Miaomiao's method.

Gu Miaomiao thought about it, Xiaosuo was stronger than her, if she really wanted to throw it farther than anyone else, she might not be able to throw him.

Director Zhou also made a mistake. When a child is stubborn, it is very difficult. Forcibly scolding him will only be counterproductive. He can only hint to Ding Yao to help him out.

But this time, Ding Yao, who always likes children, didn't work. The little boy, who was eager to win, seemed to deliberately confront his father with a bad face, and silently fought against him.

Yoyo also vaguely noticed from her sister's expression that they seemed to be giving up the first place.

... But, but! Although Xiaosuo looks like he doesn't want to lose, Yoyo doesn't want to see his sister lose either!

Gu Miaomiao looked at the anxious Yoyo, thinking that she really wanted to live in a good house, so she patted her head and comforted her:

"The second best house is fine too, don't feel bad."

She is so sad!

Her sister should have been number one!

Youyou, who stomped her feet anxiously, turned around in place until she met the little pelican behind her. She was taken aback for a moment, and her little head, which was not working well at all, suddenly had an IQ online in time!

"Sister, sister, sister, sister!"

Excited, Yoyo went straight to grab the little pelican by its long beak, and led it to run in the direction of Gu Miaomiao.

"Leave it to Goose! Goose is amazing!!"

Gu Miaomiao looked at the little pelican whose long beak was pinched by Yoyo, feeling a little aggrieved for no reason, and thought to herself that you are also quite powerful, it seems that even the pelican cannibalism has not left a shadow on your heart.

So when the match officially started, the audience saw that everyone else was using normal routines, and only Gu Miaomiao was alone—

Holding a baby pelican.

The redeeming little pelican still has a chicken feather in its mouth.

The moment the whistle sounded, the little pelican who was slapped by Gu Miaomiao took the lead and flew far away in the blink of an eye.

Yoyo is more joyful than the little pelican. Seeing that my sister won the first place, I was so happy that I ran around the field:

"Sister wins, sister wins~!"

Seeing Yoyo celebrating happily, Xiaosuo couldn't hold back, and burst into tears on the spot. .

Xiaosuo's father didn't soften his heart when he saw him crying, but hardened his heart:

"Do you know where I went wrong? Do you dare next time?"

Xiao Suo, who was not comforted, cried even louder.

Yoyo hurried forward to comfort:

"Brother Xiaosuo, don't cry, don't cry, whoever bullies you, Yoyo, help you beat him!"

Xiao Suo gave her a resentful look.

"Forehead… "

Yoyo didn't realize at all that she was the one who made Xiaosuo cry, she yelled very righteously to protect him, and didn't allow Xiaosuo's father to attack him any more.

Xiaosuo's father also had a headache.

However, he is still very principled. Originally, they were still the second farthest, and they should have chosen the second house, but because of Xiaosuo's improper means, he decided to give up and leave it to the last choice.

After choosing a house, it's almost time for lunch.

According to the usual practice, the first meal is eaten by the best family in the house.

This time, Yoyo's family finally felt proud, became hosts once, and lived in a luxurious cabin.

"Wow... yo, your house is so beautiful!"

Tian Tian lay enviously by the window of the small wooden house. This is not the top of the mountain, but looking out, one can see Changze Mountain full of autumn, with a sea of clouds billowing indistinctly, as beautiful as a fairyland.

Yoyo also likes this place very much, turned around and said to Xiaosuo:

"Brother Xiaosuo, do you like this place? You can come to my house and let's play together."

Xiaosuo nodded.

He was coaxed by Yoyo three times and twice, and he had completely forgotten about Yoyo making her cry just now.

"I'm sorry." He even took the initiative to apologize to Gu Miaomiao, "I shouldn't, I shouldn't have used your method to compete with you for the first place. I'm sorry Miaomiao."

Gu Miaomiao was surprised that he admitted his mistake so quickly.

But after thinking about it, children seem to be like this. They are easy to make mistakes and easy to correct. They don't have so many concerns that adults don't want to admit their mistakes.

As long as you guide them well, even children with bad natures can change for the better.

Gu Miaomiao glanced at her.

"Sister, do you want to make up with Xiaosuo? Do you want to make up?"

The emperor on the side is not in a hurry, and the eunuch is in a hurry, Yoyo urged.

"… Um."

When Gu Qizhou, who was helping to serve the dishes, came to ask the children to eat, what he saw was a scene of several children playing happily together.

After eating, it's time for lunch break.

"Hey, why don't you go to bed? We still have tasks in the afternoon. If you don't sleep, you won't be energetic in the afternoon."

Yoyo, who was kneeling by the window and watching the scenery while moving a small bench, held her face and refused to take her eyes off the scenery outside.

The forest outside the window is completely dyed, and the mountains in the sea of clouds are warm in color, like the autumn sun spreading warmly, which makes people feel warm in their hearts.

She pointed to the scenery outside the window to her father:

"It's so beautiful!"

Far from the bustling city of reinforced concrete, the magnificence of nature brings children a stronger shock than adults.

Yoyo reminded me of the forest in my dream again.

The forest in her dream was just as beautiful as here, but she hadn't had time to see it before it caught fire. She only saw it being engulfed by the fire, the branches were roasted and crackling, and there were animal screams coming from nowhere .

That scene was horrible.

Gu Qizhou didn't know what was going on in Yoyo's little head, he only heard Yoyo finished the last sentence, and the next sentence immediately jumped to another topic:

"... So we must protect the forest! Protect animals! Protect little monsters!"

The little girl clenched her fists and looked serious.

Gu Qizhou was used to her intermittent ambitions and constant chattering. When he heard this, he just let out a dry oh, and picked her up from the window and stuffed her into the bed.

"It's not the children's job to protect the forest, but to sleep well."

Accompanied by the distant and clear chirping of larks outside the window, Yoyo took a fragrant nap.

After waking up, Gu Qizhou changed Yoyo into a new set of clothes.

"Is it okay to wear this in the afternoon?"

Most of the clothes in the suitcase are prepared by Yu Lan for Youyou. She has matched everything from clothes to shoes, but Gu Qizhou prefers to wear cute little clothes for her daughter.

— like this little lion onesie he's holding up.

Youyou is very picky about clothes, and she has some disgust for Gu Qizhou's aesthetics.

"I don't want it, I want to wear a princess dress!"

However, after being chased by Gu Qizhou holding up her small clothes for a long time, she finally gave in.

While wearing it, he said:

"Hey Dad, you are so childish."

Gu Qizhou, who was called childish by a three-year-old child: ... ? ?

never mind.

Whatever she says, she wears them anyway~

After Yoyo changed into the lion jumpsuit and Gu Qizhou took off the towel covering the camera in the room, the audience in front of the screen instantly understood Gu Qizhou's obsession with this dress.

because-

[Ah, what kind of cute kitten is this? I'm dead! ! !]

[Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh ! !]

[Ahh, put on the hat! ! I knock what a cute little lion cub I suck!]

Yoyo was originally a small one, usually wearing small clothes and skirts, and walking in the style of a soft and cute little princess.

However, being wrapped in this lion costume from head to toe, only a pair of black grape eyes are exposed, just like a living lion cub.

Gu Qizhou was very satisfied, holding the cool and sassy Gu Miaomiao with one hand, and the cute lion cub with the other, attracting countless envious eyes along the way, the old father's vanity of showing off his daughter was completely satisfied.

Especially Zhouzhou's father, Xiaosuo's father, and Joe's father, who have no daughters, looked at Gu Qizhou's two lovely daughters, and their eyes turned green with jealousy.

"Director Gu, is your family short of sons? I'll trade our Zhouzhou with your Yoyo. How about I help you raise a girl for a few days?"

Gu Qizhou was about to refuse, so he answered in seconds:

"Okay, okay!"

Gu Qizhou:? ? ?

Yoyo silly and thoughtless answer: "I like Zhou Zhou's father! The dishes cooked by Zhou Zhou's father are delicious!"

Zhouzhou's father, who was affirmed by the little girl, smiled so hard that his teeth could not see his eyes.

"...don't even think about it!"

The precocious Zhou Zhou was still fanning the flames: "It's okay Dad, I will marry you in the future, and you will be a family with us!"

Gu Qizhou & Gu Miaomiao:? Don't even think about it, little turtle! !

Director Zhou interrupted them with a smile, announcing the tasks for the children in the afternoon:

"... The ingredients for dinner in the afternoon, we had already put them in the forest, waiting for our children to find them, but now something happened."

"The ingredients in the forest have been taken away by monsters. In order not to let the fathers go hungry, the children need to find the monsters in the forest, negotiate with them, and get back the ingredients that belong to us."

"Kids, are you confident?"

When it comes to food, Yoyo is the first to answer with a loud voice and enthusiasm:

"have!"

"Okay." Director Zhou sent a map to each of the children, "Follow the map and find the monsters each of you are responsible for."

The children with baskets set off.

At the same time, Yongze also returned to Changze Mountain.

There is a special mountain road for him to go up the mountain. Coincidentally, the first place he passes through on that road is the lake where a group of pelicans often fish.

"Brother Yongze, brother Yongze!!"

When the little pelican saw Yong Ze coming back, he couldn't wait to transform into a ten-year-old boy, and plunged into Yong Ze's arms.

"I saw a very interesting little sister today! She is a bit like a human, and a bit like a monster. She smells delicious, and she looks so-so cute!"

Yong Ze guessed who he met.

However, he thought of something again and looked down at the little boy.

"Then what?"

The little boy didn't know the danger was approaching, so he told him happily:

"Then I bit her as usual, and she cried so loudly!"

Monsters and humans have different ways of expressing their liking, and they often hurt people when they play around, so he didn't hurt other people's sense of proportion.

Yong Ze's eyes moved slightly, and his tone could not hear any joy or anger.

"How did you bite?"

The little boy was still immersed in the joy of meeting the cute little girl, dancing and gesticulating:

"It's just..."

Just as he was talking, he suddenly saw Yong Ze change back to the form of a lion.

The majestic lion in the growth stage was much taller than him, and the little boy hadn't figured out how he suddenly changed back to his original shape, so his vision suddenly went dark.

"Is that how you bite?"

Yong Ze, who opened his mouth to eat the little boy's head, said calmly.