Anyway, she lived under the same roof with Yu Lan for more than 20 years in her previous life, so Gu Miaomiao's understanding of Yu Lan can be said to be very deep.
Although Yu Lan's family background was ordinary before becoming a star, she was also the apple of her eye and had never been in the kitchen since she was a child.
As for becoming a star after becoming a star at the age of eighteen, it was even more so. Until she married into the Gu family, there was no time for her to cook by herself.
So at this time, after Yu Lan got the vegetable basket given by the program group, she took it in disbelief and asked:
"... Want me to cook?"
The staff of the program team smiled and said:
"Yes, now dad and kids have gone fishing, so moms have to prepare dinner at home and wait for dad and kids to come home from a hard day's work."
Yu Lan mercilessly told the truth:
"When Gu Qizhou catches fish, I might as well expect Gu Miaomiao to come back from fishing."
The staff grinned.
If, indeed, it is the legendary Yu Lan, this is too shameless...
But the funny thing is, since Yu Lan received the cooking task and the fishing task on Yoyo's side at the same time, when Yu Lan just finished saying this sentence, Gu Qizhou's side seemed to have a telepathy—
Stepped on a mossy stone in the creek and slipped.
Yu Lan said again: "Do I really have to cook?"
The staff cautiously said: "You, you first... give it a try?"
Yu Lan walked with the basket and said, "I dare to do it, but I don't know if they dare to eat it."
This honest and straightforward painting style is familiar, and the audience burst into laughter:
[Hahahahahaha I laughed to death, Sister Lan is still your Sister Lan!]
[Sister Lan's understanding of Director Gu is too deep hahaha]
[Ah, why does Sister Lan look even better after giving birth! ? ?]
[Sure enough, she is still the domineering sister Lan I am familiar with. I thought that my sister Lan would become a housewife who cooks and takes care of children after getting married. Fortunately, there is no 1551]
Of course, Yu Lan has had a black and red physique since her debut, and there are as many black fans as there are fans.
[It's so annoying, why does such a good variety show have to invite the mistress? Not good for society, right?]
[Are some viewers chasing stars or something? Is the mistress also a fan?]
[Is there anyone who doesn't know Yu Lan's black story? Playing big names at the awards ceremony to grab the c position at the debut, relying on the face of the mistress to get the top position, how is it now? Do you want to rely on your daughter to clean up?]
Although Yu Lan's fans have been in Buddhism for a long time, but they were also torn with Xiaohua Xiaosheng back then, and they immediately fought back:
[Opening and shutting is Xiaosan. Is this the ancestral business of Ning's family? Are you so proficient? Can you identify a mistress through a network cable?]
[There are so many people in the circle helping to refute the rumor that Sister Lan and Director Gu only met after the death of Director Gu's ex-wife. Ning closed his eyes and didn't listen, did he really think that you are the world?]
[Our sister Lan just recorded a parent-child variety show and hasn't come back yet. Some Xiaohua's sense of crisis is too strong, right? Our sister Lan has been out of acting for three years, is Ning still so scared?]
[This familiar routine of professional black fans, I am also quite short of money recently, pull me into the group and make money together:)]
When the pink and the black were talking about each other, Yu Lan, the kitchen killer, had already strode into the kitchen with vegetables.
Isn't it just cooking
It's not like she hasn't fried it or seen it before.
Wash the green peppers, tomatoes, and meat in the basket, wash and cut everything, crack the eggs and mix them together, then put them in the pan and fry—
No matter how unpalatable it is, where can it be unpalatable
Yu Lan quickly rolled up her sleeves and started working.
And the fishing team on the far side of the creek also started the official fishing competition in full swing.
"... Each of our five groups of families formed a team to fish in this creek, and the group that caught more fish could win the prize for the first place..."
Not too far away, the little pelican that ate the children before hid in the grass by the stream and observed secretly.
Next to that little girl...
It seems to be brother Yongze, right
Woohoo.
Brother Yong Ze pretends to be a big lion to play with her!
He didn't even get this kind of treatment! !
Thinking of the bite by Yong Ze before, although nothing happened, but the monster's animal instinct is very strong. Being threatened by this big monster at the top of the food chain, my heart trembled with fright.
Even if that human cub is really cute, he can't treat him like this!
The little pelican pitifully bit the tree trunk to vent its anger.
Yoyo didn't know that there was a monster secretly jealous of her. She held her sister's hand and tentatively put her little feet into the water. She said curiously:
"It's so cold!"
Gu Miaomiao carefully supported her, and said: "The water is very slippery, be careful, don't fall like Dad."
Yoyo nodded seriously: "I won't be ashamed!"
Gu Qizhou who just lost someone: ...
Gu Miaomiao had already seen through what gifts the program team had prepared. It was simply because the mothers came today and wanted to have a warm scene, so that the children could try their best to win a wreath... Oh no, win a wreath for their mother to wear.
If it was just a gift, Gu Miaomiao wouldn't bother to fight for it, but...
Thinking of the gossip and rumors on the Internet, Gu Miaomiao's thoughts moved slightly, and she made some plans.
"YoYo!"
Gu Qizhou didn't pay attention, and Yoyo, who was following carefully behind, slapped, followed Gu Qizhou's pace and fell into the creek.
The water in the creek was so shallow that it didn't even touch an adult's calf, but for the little girl who fell into the creek, the water was a catastrophe. In seconds he was about to drown.
"Sister save me! Sister save me!"
Gu Miaomiao was a little taken aback.
Obviously Gu Qizhou and Ding Yao were very close to her, but her first reaction was to call her sister.
"... Be careful, did you hurt from the fall?"
Gu Miaomiao looked at Yoyo who was hugged by Yongze who was pretending to be a monster, and asked softly.
Yoyo, who was in Yongze's arms, pouted her little mouth high:
"It hurts! My butt hurts! I need my sister to kiss Yoyo's face!"
Everyone around laughed.
Gu Miaomiao blushed for her.
"No." Overlord Miao Miao coldly refused.
Yoyo started acting coquettishly again:
"Sister, you don't love me anymore, I'm not your favorite sister anymore..."
Gu Miaomiao was really puzzled, why she could say such... embarrassing things so boldly.
What she likes and what she doesn't like are things that she is ashamed to say.
Even if she saw a toy she liked very much on the side of the road when she was a child, she would not say it outright, even if someone asked her, she would only deny it, and never confessed her preferences.
She will never be like Yoyo, who candidly say what she likes.
... Why, she can say it so easily
Director Zhou, who was watching secretly from the side, also noticed Gu Miaomiao's attitude, pondered for a while, and chatted with the screenwriter on the scene, and seemed to be adjusting some links.
After dawdling by the creek for a long time, the game was finally about to start.
Gu Miaomiao put aside those meaningless thoughts, rolled up her sleeves, and looked like she was going to do something big.
After all, Gu Qizhou and Gu Youyou are two idiots who can't count on it. This family still needs someone to push it behind!
Anyway -
The first place must be hers!
Xiao Suo, who was right next to her, caught a glimpse of the firm light in her eyes, and whispered a little timidly and not too convincingly:
"... I... I will do my best this time too! I want a prize too!"
Gu Miaomiao glanced at him:
"Tell me why, I won't let you."
Xiaosuo didn't intend to wait for her to let him go, but Gu Miaomiao's words were so powerful that he was stunned for a moment, feeling as if he was really doomed, so he turned his head to his father and said, aggrieved:
"Woooooo dad, I can't grab Miaomiao, what should I do..."
Xiaosuo's father couldn't laugh or cry.
"Everyone take their places—"
"ready, go!"
Following Director Zhou's order, all the fathers and children in the water, as well as the monsters they found, all started to help catch fish together.
"Catched caught... oops! Run away again!"
"I have one over here!"
"Run away again! This is too difficult to catch!"
Because of the natural beauty that is the subject of this episode, it's certainly not possible to give them harpoons and the like to kill.
So everyone is fishing empty-handed, and they can collect materials from around, but they will not be given fishing nets and net bags.
Even a veteran like Gu Miaomiao who went down the river to catch fish from a young age has some difficulties, let alone someone who has never even climbed a tree.
The useless little girl squatted in the water, and seemed to have found the joy of taking a bath amidst the rising and falling splashes, with the half of her head exposed, gurgling and bubbling.
Yong Ze, who also doesn't know how to catch fish, squats aside to watch her spit bubbles.
The little pelican who was watching secretly was jealous again.
Taking advantage of the fact that everyone's attention was on the fishers, it sneaked up behind Yong Ze, trying to catch the little friend from a direction he couldn't see, trying to see if she was What a smell of human pups.
It turned out that as soon as it got close—
"...Brother Lion, what are you doing?"
Yoyo, who was bubbling, raised his head slightly above the water, and looked curiously at Yongze who was pinching the long beak of the little pelican.
Yong Ze, who was wearing a lion's skin, was very calm, but he didn't allow the little pelican to resist and close its mouth that was just about to open. He didn't speak for fear that Yoyo could hear his voice.
The little pelican flapped its wings in grief and anger, screaming in its head:
—Brother Yongze doesn't like him anymore! !
—He is not brother Yongze's favorite little pelican either! ! !
Gu Miaomiao looked back at the little pelican because the movement of flapping wings was too loud, and her eyes lit up.
The camera also captured Gu Miaomiao's subtle expression at this time:
[Miao Zong is watching you]
[Little Pelican, run for your life, you have been targeted by the dark forces!]
[Hahahaha I seem to be able to see the future fate of the little pelican!]
"Goose goose!"
Yoyo didn't know what to think of, and his eyes lit up.
She stood up from the water, quickly walked over and hugged the little pelican's long neck, and asked innocently:
"Are you good at catching fish!? Can you help us catch fish??"
There was a faint milky scent coming from the little girl, and there was also a familiar scent of the same kind that made it very familiar.
… but!
Because this little girl snatched brother Yongze away, he didn't want to help her for the time being!
The little pelican, whose mouth was let go by Yong Ze, spread its wings and leaped into the air. Under the eyes of everyone envious and surprised, it went down the creek, quickly picked up three or four big fish from the water, and carried them into its pocket. in the lower beak.
Then turn back smartly.
"...Is it still possible to invite foreign aid?"
The fathers who were sweating profusely but didn't get a single one sighed with envy.
Yoyo, seeing the little pelican come back victorious, walking very arrogantly, clapping hands and applauding:
"It's amazing, it's amazing! You're amazing!"
The little pelican was very proud, thinking that it was one of the few remaining pelicans, of course it was amazing!
... But even if she blows rainbow farts! He was just going to show her a look! Just take a look!
All the cameras are aimed at this wonderful little pelican, ready to see the strange scene of the little pelican giving fish to human cubs.
However, just when he slowly opened his mouth, revealing the fat fish hidden in his lower beak, the fish were showing off, and after showing off, they wanted to close their mouths—
"Yo yo quick catch!!"
Gu Miaomiao, who supported the upper and lower beaks of the little pelican with both hands, said firmly.
Yoyo just froze for a moment, without thinking about why, her body automatically followed Gu Miaomiao's order, and reached out to fish.
The fleshy little hands grabbed the tail of the fish suddenly, and using both hands, grabbed the tail of the fish and threw the fish in the little pelican's mouth into Gu Miaomiao's basket.
The little pelican whose mouth was opened: ...
The rest: ? ?
It's fucking okay? ? ?