Because of the inexplicable star aura that Yoyo exudes, she did not establish a deeper friendship with any child in the class until after school.
Although Yoyo didn't know the reason, but the classmates in the class didn't hate her, which made her happy enough.
Therefore, when Gu Miaomiao and Shen Jichuan were waiting at the school gate for the first grade to finish school, they immediately saw Yoyo in the crowd, bouncing around with a pink schoolbag on her back, flying out like a little butterfly.
Shen Jichuan asked:
"Did you enjoy your first day of school?"
Yoyo, the emotion is warm and the voice is loud:
"happy!"
It can be seen that I am very happy. If it is in the comics, there will probably be flowers around Yoyo.
However, Gu Miaomiao looked at it and told her very coldly:
"Within twelve years, one day you'll find yourself a fool for being happy in school."
YoYo:
After getting in the car, the chattering Yoyo started to talk to his brothers and sisters about what happened at school today.
The child's narration is not so organized, she is hammering one hammer at another, talking about trivial things like "the skirt the teacher is wearing today is beautiful", "the meat for lunch today is delicious".
Neither Shen Jichuan nor Gu Miaomiao noticed anything wrong.
It was just that Shen Jichuan asked:
"Then you sit alone, won't it be too boring?"
Yoyo froze for a moment, shook her head:
"No, Yoyo used to be in kindergarten and played alone!"
She seemed to regard this as something to prove that she was capable, and her tone didn't have any intention of being miserable, and she even had a little pride in it.
However, in the ears of the two brothers and sisters, there was a little more complicated emotion in the surprise.
Shen Jichuan silently patted her head.
And Gu Miaomiao thought about it, and she didn't have any experience in making friends to give to Yoyo, so she gave Yoyo the only valuable experience that he could pass on to her.
"Yoyo, if someone bullies you, remember not to bear it, and must bully you back."
Yoyo has a pure face, and there is no string of tit for tat growing in her mind at all.
"...how do you call it, bullying back?"
Gu Miaomiao patiently taught her how to swear:
"If someone calls you stupid, you call the other person uneducated, and you are ashamed of his mother!"
Yoyo humbly asked for advice: "Why should I be ashamed for his mother?"
"Because his mother didn't teach him well!"
"But why don't you say that Dad didn't teach him well?"
"..."
This seems to make sense.
"Maybe it's because swearing is effective only when the other party values it. Mother is more important, and father likes to do whatever he wants."
Yoyo thoughtfully: "... But it seems that it is impolite to curse people?"
Gu Miaomiao scolded the children seriously:
"Others are rude before you fight back. How can it be called rude to fight back? And what we are accusing is not his real mother, but a spiritual symbol. In reality, when we see auntie, we should greet auntie sincerely. of."
Shen Jichuan: ... What kind of nonsense are you teaching.
In short, when the car drove back to the house, Gu Miaomiao had already broken down and told Yoyo her essence of "swearing at others, not at mother, is like playing cotton".
To sum up, anyway, when you meet someone who bullies you, it is always right to greet his whole family.
Yoyo is like a stupid student who couldn’t catch up with the teacher because the teacher’s lecture was too profound. He was still trying to recall the content of the class. When he was about to recite the whole text, Shen Jichuan, who caught a glimpse of Gu Miaomiao getting off the car first, patted her on the shoulder and said seriously:
"Forget everything your sister just taught you."
YoYo:? ?
"If you are bullied, you can just find me or your sister, and don't remember anything else."
In fact, in Yoyo's mind, the elder sister's authority is still higher than that of the elder brother, but even if she wants to tell her elder brother righteously now, "I just want to listen to my elder sister", it is useless.
Because apart from Gu Miaomiao's "greetings to his family", Yoyo didn't remember anything else.
But why does she still ask the other party's family if someone bullies her
Yoyo, I didn't think about it until I went to bed at night.
It seems that swearing is really a profound knowledge, only her sister has in-depth research and rich practical experience in this knowledge, Yoyo feels that she still has a lot to learn.
The next morning, Yoyo still maintained a high motivation to go to school, Gu Miaomiao was still chewing the bread in her mouth drowsily, and Yoyo had already packed her schoolbag to urge when she could go to school.
Gu Miaomiao, who was almost dragged into the car, told her very firmly:
"You will regret it...you will regret it..."
However, regardless of whether you will regret it in the future, in short, the current Yoyo is really enthusiastic about going to school.
When she got to the classroom, the kids who cleaned up in the morning hadn't even arrived.
In the empty classroom, Yoyo jumped up and down to fetch the water by herself, and when she returned to the class, there was already someone in the classroom, it was the little girl who talked to her in the locker room yesterday.
"Good morning!"
Yoyo took the lead in attacking, full of energy.
The other party was taken aback by Yoyo who suddenly appeared, as if seeing a ghost, it took a long time before he responded in a low voice:
"... Good morning..."
After saying hello, the shy little girl blushed to the point of her ears. She didn't dare to meet Yoyo's eyes. She walked to the podium silently by herself and began to wipe the blackboard.
Yoyo just sat on the seat and looked at her silently with her chin in her hands.
"What's your name?" Yoyo broke the silence again.
The little girl trembled from her back, feeling inexplicably nervous about being called by the teacher in class.
"My name is... Song Chuhan..."
Yoyo smiled and said, "My name is Gu Yoyo!"
"… I know."
Song Chuhan sneaked a glance at Yoyo, who had a smiling face and calm eyes. The aura was very mysterious, like the glow of Bulling Bulling, and it was so bright that people couldn't ignore it, but it was too bright to dare to approach.
After a while, a few people came here from the class, but Song Chuhan was always the only one who did the cleaning.
Yoyo got up and walked behind her and asked:
"Why are you the only one doing the cleaning?"
Song Chuhan hesitated and replied, "I don't know either."
It wasn't long before school started, and it was her first turn to be on duty.
Song Chuhan thought of the tasks assigned to everyone by the teacher after school yesterday, and couldn't help but look outside the classroom, worried that he would be scolded by the teacher if he didn't clean up after class.
"It's okay!" Yoyo wanted to try the feeling of cleaning for a long time, and started to roll up his sleeves when he saw it, "I'll help you clean together!"
Every time she saw Aunt Zhang mopping the floor at home, it was fun, but Aunt Zhang never let her touch those tools.
Yoyo has no experience in sweeping the floor. Gu's house is so big that it is impossible for Aunt Zhang to sweep it with a broom every day, so there are two sweeping robots at home.
She asked Aunt Zhang why the floor was cleaned when the Xiaoyuan robot made a round at home. Aunt Zhang said that it was because there was a small robot hidden in the Xiaoyuan robot to sweep the floor. Work, never talk.
Yoyo thought so, so she imitated the robots she imagined hidden in a small round shell, like a small wind-up toy, moving around the classroom in small steps but frequently.
The broom under her hand is also waving very quickly, and the whole person looks like a ghost video.
A little boy glanced at her and asked curiously:
"Why... do you sweep the floor like this?"
She looks like a wobbly little penguin.
Yoyo explained in a serious manner: "My house sweeping robot sweeps like this."
The little boy hesitated: "I also have a sweeping robot at home, but why is it different from yours?"
Yoyo thought for a while, and said firmly, "Maybe it's my family's higher class?"
Her house is the little robots that work silently in a small round shell!
Probably because Yoyo said it too seriously, the other party was dubious, thinking about where to buy such a novel sweeping robot.
Cleaning in the morning is very easy, just wipe the blackboard and sweep the floor. The two little girls are busy working together and finish cleaning before class. Song Chuhan just wanted to thank you seriously, but the sound came out quickly after class.
Gu Leifeng, who did good deeds without expecting anything in return, quickly returned to his seat.
The morning reading class is to read a poem taught by Teacher Jiang yesterday. Under the cover of the children reading in unison, Song Chuhan's little deskmate quietly asked her:
"Why did Gu Youyou help you clean up together?"
Song Chuhan: "I don't know, she took the initiative to help me, she is very nice."
The world of children is very simple, and the criteria for judging people's quality are also very single. In Song Chuhan's view, Yoyo who offered to clean up with her is very good, and it is not as far away as everyone imagined.
Her little deskmate asked seriously: "Then... have you talked to her a few times?"
Song Chuhan counted with his fingers, and there were indeed a lot of sentences.
The little deskmate: "Then can you ask me... where did she buy her strawberry hair ties?"
Her hair ties are so pretty! She likes it so much!
Song Chuhan nodded ignorantly.
On this day, Yoyo still didn’t have a tablemate, nor did she find a little sister who could accompany her to the bathroom, but Yoyo, who was very easy to satisfy, was still in a good mood thinking that she had met a new friend today.
It's just that when school was about to end, Yoyo, who left a little later, saw a few familiar figures.
It was another boy who cleaned in the same group as Song Chuhan.
Because they didn't come to help with cleaning in the morning, Yoyo deliberately remembered this person when get out of class was over today, but she didn't expect that it would be fine if he didn't come in the morning, and this time after school for cleaning, he was just going to pack his schoolbag and run away !
"Wait a moment!"
Yoyo pinched the strap of her schoolbag, and quickly appeared in front of the boy who wanted to sneak away.
"Aren't you cleaning up?"
He was first surprised by Yoyo's conversation, and then replied:
"I don't want to clean, it's dirty."
Song Chuhan seemed to have gone to wash the rag, and was not in the classroom. There were only the two of them left in the classroom.
Yoyo was shocked by his righteousness:
"... But, everyone has to clean, that's what the teacher said."
The other party was obviously from a wealthy family, and he raised his chin with a bit of condescending arrogance:
"I'm different from them. Cleaning is something that only servants can do in our house, so I don't want to do it."
After speaking, he still looked at Yoyo very strangely.
"I wanted to ask before, why do you help others clean? You are so strange, don't you feel dirty? My mother said that promising children would not do such trivial things."
This is obviously a very educated little boy, Yoyo has never even used such advanced vocabulary as trifles.
But she was only shocked by the other party's cultural level and momentum, and her attitude was still very firm:
"No, you must clean up! You can't leave Song Chuhan alone!"
He frowned and resisted:
"No, I don't want to touch the rag and broom."
"You can't go!"
"I want to go!"
"I won't let you go!"
"You're a star and you can't be so lenient!"
"...I'm not lenient! Anyway, you can't go!"
Yoyo extended her arms to block the door of the classroom, with the determination of "you have to walk over my dead body if you want to leave".
The other party also has a young master's temper, and he immediately stretched out his hand to push him away.
However, Yoyo pinched the door frame with her small hands, desperately refusing to let go. She even inexplicably felt a sense of arrogance for her friend during the pushing and shoving between the two of them!
—It's a pity that the heroic spirit didn't hold up for two minutes before being pushed away by the opponent.
Just at this time, Gu Miaomiao, who hadn't waited for Yoyo outside the school gate for a long time, went upstairs to check, and happened to see the scene where the other party pushed Yoyo away.
She frowned, quickened her pace and rushed towards the two of them.
Yoyo was also annoyed by the other party's rude behavior. Her chest heaved and she gasped, like an irritated bulldog, trying hard to recall what her sister taught yesterday.
What did my sister tell her to say
What's the greeting
Seems to be…
Just as Gu Miaomiao walked behind Yoyo, she heard her yelling aggressively and at an alarming volume—
"I'm going to be ashamed of your mother—"
"I want to say hello to your family—"
"Your family members, how are you—"
The other party: "... still, okay?"
Gu Miaomiao: ...? Is that what the fuck I taught you? ? ?