At the beginning, Gu Miaomiao gave thousands of warnings, because she was worried that Yoyo would not be able to swear and defend herself, so she tried to teach her how to fight back.
But she never expected that this made her directly hate her parents, Yoyo could find such a strange way of thinking, and scold such fierce words like a joke.
To be honest, Gu Miaomiao almost laughed angrily after hearing this.
"... what are you doing?"
Hearing the familiar voice, the pissed Yoyo immediately found the backbone, like a kitten backed by someone, raised her paw fiercely, and complained to Gu Miaomiao:
"Sister, he pulled me!"
After filing the complaint, she added with a little pride.
"But it doesn't matter, I will scold you back as you said!"
Gu Miaomiao: "... you call that scolding? Do you believe in Buddhism?"
"?"
The boy who was accused by Yoyo was dissatisfied and rebutted:
"Who picked you up! You were the one who blocked the way first!"
Seeing that he was also aggressive, Yoyo seemed to think this was the reason again, so his voice was a little weaker.
"I blocked you because you didn't want to clean up. Then, I'll say sorry to you, and you have to say sorry to Song Chuhan."
Before Gu Miaomiao had time to stop her, the little goose said honestly:
"sorry."
The little boy snorted softly and turned his head away:
"I won't say, I'm right!"
Yoyo who was tricked into saying I'm sorry was extremely shocked: "But I've already told you I'm sorry!"
The little boy was obviously overwhelmed by Shang Yoyo's IQ, and said very clearly:
"I didn't tell you, it's what you want to say."
Yoyo was dumbfounded, she had never seen such a cunning and shameless kid, she immediately had tears in her eyes, looking at Gu Miaomiao with a collapsed outlook.
Gu Miaomiao sighed.
She started asking what happened.
In the end, after listening to it, the matter was as small as a sesame seed, and even if Gu Miaomiao made a move, she felt that she was bullying the children, and it was invincible.
"It took until now to think of finding fault? Why didn't you make it clear in the morning?"
Yoyo scratched her head: "I thought Song Chuhan would tell him, because it's also possible that he overslept, just like I used to..."
Who knew he did it on purpose
"... How long are you going to talk? I'm going home."
The little boy was still impatient and was about to rush out.
Gu Miaomiao glanced at him, and put her long legs on the door frame, much more imposing than Yoyo who was holding the door frame with both hands just now.
"Did you go home?"
It is the temperament of a social boss who comes to his face when he opens his mouth, which makes people think of fierce characters such as school bullies.
And unlike middle school students, there is no absolute power gap between boys and girls in elementary school. It is not uncommon for elementary school girls of the same age to chase boys and beat them violently.
What's more, Gu Miaomiao is still a real third-year senior, and she is much taller than this little boy.
"It's ok, I have a cleanliness addiction at a young age, and I'm quite particular about it?"
Watched by Gu Miaomiao's sharp eyes, the little boy swallowed:
"... I, I grew up so big, my mother never let me sweep the floor, you, why do you..."
"My sister hasn't done rough work either, so who isn't a little princess?"
"Well, that's what she wants, I just don't want to, my mother said..."
Gu Miaomiao rolled her eyes:
"Opening and closing your mouth is your mother's. Didn't you graduate from kindergarten? Why are you acting like you haven't been weaned?"
The little boy's face flushed red.
Children in this age group are in the stage of madly wanting to become big children. They report their own ages higher, and they hate their parents treating themselves as children.
It is conceivable that Gu Miaomiao's trick of shrimp and pig's heart poked his lungs so much.
"You, you are talking nonsense!"
Yoyo, who has no talent for swearing at all, listened to her sister scolding so much, she clapped her hands like a little seal, and arrogantly echoed:
"Just not weaned! You are not weaned!"
"I don't!"
"You have it!"
The distraught little boy launched a trick: "Bounce, bounce, bounce! You're not weaned!"
This trick really bluffed Yoyo, who had never seen the world before. At this moment, Song Chuhan, who was dragging a trash can from the corridor, saw that Yoyo was arguing with someone, and the other party "rebounded" very aggressively.
Song Chuhan ran over dragging the trash can, her first reaction was not to persuade the fight, but to rush forward to help:
"The rebound is invalid!"
The opponent obviously didn't expect his trick to be blocked back, and he was speechless for a while.
Yoyo was so surprised that her small mouth opened into an O shape.
It turned out to be okay!
This is too powerful! !
But Gu Miaomiao's reaction was much more normal. When she heard these elementary school chickens fighting each other, there were only two words in her mind:
That's it
That's it? ?
Yoyo praised from the bottom of her heart: "Song Chuhan, you are so powerful, so it turns out that you are so good at cursing people!"
The little girl Song Chuhan said modestly: "No, no, my brother taught me. My brother is in the second grade!"
Yoyo: "Wow—if only your brother could teach me."
Gu Miaomiao:
"Why do you need another brother to teach? Could it be that your sister and I can't teach well?"
Gu Miaomiao is not boasting. When she was in college, she was obsessed with games. Although she was often scolded bloody by the irascible elders on the Internet because of her technical skills, but later she succeeded with her superb learning ability and Chinese skills. Survived in their game area which is famous for its smelly mouth.
Since then, although she often kneels in the game, she has never lost when it comes to swearing.
Yoyo shrank her neck cowardly, and muttered softly:
"... But I think... Song Chuhan's one sounds... better..."
Gu Miaomiao turned pale with shock, and leaned back slightly in disbelief.
You care about the rebound and the ineffective elementary school chickens fighting each other, it's amazing!
Gu Miaomiao felt that this was the worst time their Zaan people were hacked!
The little boy saw that there were more and more people on Yoyo's side. He was isolated and prepared to escape tactically, first quietly, from behind them...
"stop?"
A devil-like voice sounded behind him.
"You're quite a chicken thief, where do you want to go?"
The little boy shuddered with horror.
Gu Miaomiao reached out to him, grabbed his collar and walked into the classroom:
"Run so fast and rush back to drink milk? Do everything you should do first, and it's not too late to go back to drink milk."
Youyou and Song Chuhan also followed into the classroom. They didn't notice that there was a pair of eyes secretly watching them at the corner of the office.
Seeing several people enter the classroom, that person also sneaked to the back door quietly, watching silently from the small glass window of the back door.
The little boy was still unconvinced, full of unreasonable energy like "If you are capable today, kill me or I will not clean up".
Of course, soft-spoken soft-spoken girls like Youyou and Song Chuhan couldn't do anything about him, but he was unlucky to meet Gu Miaomiao.
She smiled contemptuously, and took the trash can that Song Chuhan had just washed:
"Really? Do you not clean it anyway?"
The little boy swallowed his saliva: "You... what do you want to do... I want to sue the teacher! There are so many of you! You bully your classmates!"
Gu Miaomiao: "You also know the word "many people, powerful people". You are quite educated. You are lucky to meet me today. Do you know what I rule?"
"… What?"
Gu Miaomiao smiled slightly. Raising his hand, he put the freshly cleaned trash can on top of his head.
"I specialize in treating cleanliness."
The little boy was terrified on the spot.
Gu Miaomiao didn't really button it up, but just a drop of water from the side of the bucket hit his forehead.
The little boy was shaken all over, and his defense line collapsed just now, he was crying and cursing, walked to the back of the classroom and picked up the broom.
"You guys are too much...too bullying...I'll go back...must tell my mom..."
Gu Miaomiao interrupted mercilessly:
"Go back and sue, anyway, you're just a baby who hasn't been weaned, right?"
The face-saving little boy suddenly tensed up, feeling aggrieved in a dilemma.
But after all, he was a child, and it was impossible to hold back when he was wronged. He cried wantonly while sweeping the floor in the classroom, crying until Yoyo and Song Chuhan felt a little soft-hearted.
Song Chuhan: "Don't cry, I washed that trash can very clean, wiped it with a rag, it's not dirty..."
Yoyo: "As long as you don't escape the work you should do in the future, we, we are not unreasonable, and we won't be so cruel to you..."
The two little girls surrounded the crying boy, their voices were covered by his cries and they couldn't hear clearly.
Gu Miaomiao knocked on the table mercilessly, reminding Yoyo to pack up her schoolbag and leave quickly, and also told the little boy:
"There's also the blackboard that needs to be wiped clean. If you don't wipe it clean, you'll be criticized by the teacher. I'll come to you to settle the score."
The crying that had been calmed down by Yoyo and the others paused for two seconds, but when he heard that Gu Miaomiao was still looking for him, he cried even louder.
Don't come looking for him!
Who can stand this! !
Yoyo was taken aback by his voice, looked at Gu Miaomiao who was still smiling, and realized from the bottom of her heart—
Her sister is really heartless!
Amidst the sad and shrill cries of the hearer, the little girl who was secretly peeping at the back door clenched her fists silently.
really.
Gu Youyou is still the Gu Youyou in her memory!
This kind of behavior of bullying innocent classmates together with his senior sister—
A real hammer on campus!
Perhaps it was because her murderous intent was too strong, Gu Miaomiao, who hadn't looked at the back door before, glanced out of the corner of her eye, and suddenly caught a glimpse of a shadow.
"who?"
The little girl trembled in fright at Gu Miaomiao's voice. Almost at the same time that Gu Miaomiao raised her foot, she turned around and ran away with a big push of new books in her arms. When Gu Miaomiao came out from the front, her The figure just disappeared around the corner.
The little girl ran too fast, and when she came out of the corner, she bumped into a wheelchair unexpectedly and fell to the ground on the spot.
Shen Jichuan was also taken aback by the headless fly that popped out suddenly.
"… Are you OK?"
He originally thought that he was hit by his wheelchair, and he must have been in so much pain that he couldn't get up for a long time. Who knew that the little girl seemed to have seen a ghost, and hurriedly picked up the books on the ground and ran away without a trace.
He suddenly felt a little baffled.
After running out of the teaching building, the panting little girl stopped, gasping for breath.
The woman waiting for her outside frowned and said:
"What's going on? Didn't you say to put books in the classroom? Why didn't you put them?"
"... I, I didn't find the vacancy that the teacher said..."
The woman frowned impatiently: "I can't even find a single seat, it's really useless! I don't know what kind of shit luck got into this school..."
The little girl took a breath, followed the woman silently, and was not angry because of the woman's words.
It seems to be used to it.
The woman was still thinking about it: "...you are a girl, what's the use of going to such a good school? Anyway, it's the same. After going to middle school, you come out to work... If you have this opportunity, it would be great if you could give it to your brother..."
The little girl hugged the book in her arms tightly, her eyes were cold and stubborn.
She will not give it.
Let's do it again, no one can take away what belongs to her and the justice she deserves.
On the other side, in the teaching building.
"...how did you come here?"
Gu Miaomiao, who chased around the corner, did not expect to see Shen Jichuan.
Shen Jichuan: "It's been more than 20 minutes since you came in to look for Yoyo, is it normal for me to come and check?"
"...It's nothing serious." Gu Miaomiao waved her hand and said as she walked back, "It's a small matter, it's already been resolved."
Following Shen Jichuan who was getting closer and closer to the classroom, he heard the little boy's mournful cry as expected.
… It does sound like, it’s over.