Yoyo, holding an inspirational weight loss script, changed her clothes early in the morning.
The costumes sponsored by the program group are similar to ballet training clothes, lotus root pink suits, and pure white ballet socks. Gu Miaomiao also twisted Yoyo's hair into a round ball head, revealing a pink and white face.
Shen Jichuan who was originally studying in the study, Gu Miaomiao who was practicing piano in the yard, and Yoyo who was exercising and losing weight by the floor-to-ceiling glass windows should be a very harmonious and beautiful picture.
Director Zhou was also very relieved to look at the super-looking family in front of the camera, thinking that the script must be stable this time.
However-
The little girl who had changed her clothes had just walked into the living room when she was pointed at by many cameras.
"Hoo..."
The child subconsciously took a deep breath, and then suddenly held it! Tummy! Cover your belly!
Cameramen: ? ?
Yo Yo, except for the first time on camera, there was no such embarrassment. The photographers were a little confused, seeing the little girl with her back to the camera, rubbing against the foot of the wall and moving towards the yoga mat.
"...Uncle, stop taking pictures of me, go and take pictures of my sister, okay? My sister practiced the piano very well..."
Until he couldn't move anymore, Yoyo ran fast again as a last resort, as if the camera was a monster eating children.
The cameraman asked suspiciously: "Yo, what's wrong today? Are you feeling unwell? Why are you holding your stomach?"
The group of straight men in front of them didn't understand the little girl's troubles at all, but the audience already understood why Yoyo was shy.
Sure enough, when Gu Qizhou came back from a morning run, he brought a bottle of strawberry milk to Yoyo from the kitchen, and when the overjoyed child let go of his hand, everyone saw Yoyo's belly that he had been covering all the time.
... It's really quite round.
Ruthless lol machines:
[Hahahahaha why is my mother's little belly so round and cute! !]
[I can't do it hahaha I can't see it even in a small skirt, why is this belly the same as the one drawn by a compasses? ?]
[Finally got one of the same style hahahaha!]
[Why is the same belly on Yoyo so cute, I burst into tears]
Yoyo didn't remember what happened to her stomach until she finished drinking all the cans of strawberry milk.
Holding the milk bottle, the little girl with froth around her lips froze for a few seconds, looked around at the cameraman uncles who were holding back their laughter, and hurriedly covered their mouths.
"Don't laugh! This is not funny! Don't laugh so happily!!"
The little girl couldn't reach the cameraman with her feet on her feet, so the cameraman had to squat down and let her cover her, and promised not to laugh.
Yoyo was dubious, but he was slightly relieved to see the sincerity of the cameraman uncle.
As a result of being relieved, her round belly became a little round again.
Cameraman: "Pfft."
Yoyo: "Liar! Uncle, you are so funny!!"
They are indeed professionally trained videographers who can't laugh no matter how funny it is.
… unless you can't help it.
The photographer's uncle, whose lips were pursed with all his might, but the corners of his mouth still couldn't help rising wildly, turned around like a puffer fish, and angrily opened the beautiful ballet that the ipad in front of her had prepared for her last week.
Isn't it just to lose weight!
My sister said that she will definitely become beautiful in the future!
She can!
The video started slowly, and what appeared on the screen was a beautiful woman in a white training suit, with slender limbs and long hair.
The woman with an elegant smile introduced herself in English:
"I'm Mary Helen."
Yoyo wowed in a low voice.
She looks like a swan.
"If I exercise with her, can I do the same as her?"
The elders of the film crew nodded in unison.
They didn't know what it was, but Director Zhou chose it anyway, so they just nodded and it was over.
But the audience reacted very differently:
[Ah, what kind of devil is Director Zhou! !]
[To let our five-year-old Yo Yo child suffer such torture! Director Zhou, you have no heart! !]
[Yo, baby, don't listen to them! This woman is AI! There is no way humans can do it! !]
The audience cried and howled in the live broadcast room, complaining about their horrible experience of being tortured by this fitness video, while Yoyo, who knew nothing, stood on the yoga mat and started the first swan arm exercise.
The relaxed woman whispered softly:
"one, two, three, four, five, six..."
Yoyo, while doing it, she also read along with her. Looking at the relaxed face of the woman in the video, I thought this is not difficult...
Two minutes passed—
Yo Yo: ... Well, it seems that my hands are a little sore!
Three minutes passed—
Yo Yo: ... hand! I can't move my hand! !
Ten minutes passed—
Yoyo: She might be a useless goose that can't get up.
Yoyo, who survived only ten minutes, completely collapsed on the yoga mat.
Eyes full of doubts about life.
Audiences:
[This is too real hhh]
[This senior fitness retreat player said that ten minutes is not easy, I gave up in five minutes at the beginning]
[Beautiful Ballet: From Getting Started to Giving Up]
Undeterred, Yoyo tried a few more videos of thinning thighs and belly, but without exception, they all looked elegant and beautiful, but they were fatal in practice.
There were only a few moves that were similar to real ballet moves, and that Yoyo was inexplicably learned quickly, and she danced very standardly. She only followed the rest for a few minutes, and was so tired that she lay on the yoga mat and panted like a puppy.
It's easy, simple, beautiful and elegant! ! !
fraud! ! !
After practicing the piano, Gu Miaomiao came in from the yard. Seeing that Youyo was so tired, she couldn't help coming over to see what she was practicing.
Yoyo, who was lying on her stomach, was wronged and cried:
"This sister is too scary, won't she get tired? This ballet is not beautiful at all, it just wants me to die!"
Gu Miaomiao caught a glimpse of what video she was following, and said very understandingly:
"Leave her alone, that sister may be a robot."
As a former victim of a beautiful ballet, Gu Miaomiao participated in the international violin competition and overeat for a while because of the pressure. Later, she wanted to lose weight, and she did the same.
— Then in her dream, it was all lingering, the woman smiled and said "again".
horrible.
"... I'm going to take a break."
Yoyo went to the kitchen and found the marinated chicken feet made by Aunt Zhang yesterday, and thought while chewing:
So this is ballet
Is ballet such a scary thing?
No one thought that a simple fitness video would cast a deep shadow and misperception on Yoyo's young mind.
If ballet is such a difficult thing, then she must not learn it!
Yoyo, who had lingering fears, ate while thinking about it, but she didn't pay attention, and she ate up the whole box of chicken feet.
After reacting, Yoyo was obviously a little guilty, after all, her task today is to lose weight.
... But, but she has been exercising for so long! It took so much energy! It's not too much to eat a little chicken feet, right
Audiences:
[This may be one minute of exercise and one hour of rest.]
[No, it's a minute of exercise and a big bucket of snacks]
[I kind of know why I can’t lose weight all the time. I wonder if Yoyo has installed a surveillance camera in my house and learns from me every day? ? ?]
When Yoyo covered her ears and eavesdropped, eating happily, the doorbell of Gu's house rang.
"Good morning."
Today's guest is Ding Yao.
As a popular idol, as soon as Ding Yao came out, the whole barrage flew over his name, completely blocking the screen.
However, the discipline of the fans is also very strong. After only five seconds of brushing, they immediately control the field and stop their voices. It can be said that they are well-trained.
"Xiao Yao is here." Gu Qizhou came down from upstairs and said kindly, "I came here quite early, have you brought all the books?"
Youyou stretched out her head to look, only to find that Ding Yao was carrying a schoolbag.
"Brother Ding Yao, are you coming to my house to study?" Youyou scratched her head, "Although my brother is very smart, but brother Ding Yao, you are sixteen years old and a mature high school student. Why do you still ask elementary school students to make up for you?"
Ding Yao was taken aback, and couldn't help laughing:
"I didn't ask your brother Jichuan to teach me, but I came to ask Uncle Gu for advice."
This is too strange for Youyou, because for a long time, although no one said it, she also knew the status of Gu Qizhou's IQ at home.
The elder brother has the highest IQ in the family, and the lowest... the lowest is her father!
Yoyo cheekily moved her position up, not admitting that she was the one with the lowest IQ.
So Yoyo worriedly whispered to Ding Yao:
"Brother Ding Yao, don't look at my father earning a lot of money and think that he is very smart, he is very stupid, he is not smart yet!"
Gu Qizhou: ... your voice is too loud.
Yoyo also continued to say in a low voice:
"If you want to ask questions, it's better to ask my brother. I think that with my brother's intelligence, although the high school questions are a bit difficult, maybe he can do it too. He really knows everything!"
The child's eyes are full of blind trust in his brother and extreme distrust in his father.
Gu Qizhou couldn't help pinching her chubby little face:
"I'm sorry, your brother Ding Yao wants to ask me a question, and your brother Jichuan may not be able to do it no matter how smart he is."
Yoyo, whose face was pinched, danced and protested.
"No! Brother can do everything! Brother is omnipotent! Brother is a super little genius!"
Gu Qizhou: ... It's time for her to experience her true strength!
Gu Qizhou, who hadn't planned to let Youyou sit in on the sidelines, picked up Youyou by the waist in a rage, and put him on the small chair in the study.
And Gu Qizhou sat down at the desk, and confidently asked Ding Yao to sit opposite him, and asked him to ask any questions, and he would know everything!
Youyou, who is a fan of Shen Jichuan, sat aside unconvinced, waiting to prove her point of view that "brother is the most powerful".
"... Actually..."
Ding Yao took out the handout from his schoolbag, turned to a certain page and showed it to the Gu family and his daughter, and said to Yoyo with some embarrassment:
"Maybe, it's true that only your father knows the correct answer."
Ding Yao's handout is a book of real art exam questions over the years, and Gu Qizhou's name is impressively written on the last question.
[Try to discuss the lens language and aesthetic features in Gu Qizhou's "Anonymous Life"]