The Group Pet Villain is Three and a half Year Old

Chapter 91

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Although Yoyo has already recognized many characters, she still can't understand the meaning of the words written in this book.

Camera language

Aesthetic features

How can the lens speak

Her father's movies are all made of disheveled uncles, so how beautiful is it?

Yoyo stared blankly at the sentence in the book, and only wondered why the world of high school students was so profound, as if it straddled a galaxy with elementary school students.

When Gu Qizhou saw the shocked expression on his little daughter, he finally smiled with satisfaction.

"How about it? It's still a problem that your brother can't solve it, but only your father can solve it!"

Finally, Gu Qizhou, who once occupied the level of IQ, calmed down, took a sip of hot tea calmly, and even hummed the tune of "We ordinary people, so happy" in his heart.

But in fact, what shocked Yoyo the most was not this, but her discovery—

So their idiot father is so powerful!

It’s probably because all she saw at home was that her father was scolded by her mother and had nothing to say, so Yoyo always thought that her father could make so much money just because of good luck, and never thought that this has anything to do with his IQ relation.

It wasn't until Yoyo at this time, looking at the name printed on the book, that she suddenly realized:

In this way, isn't it really her who is the most stupid in the whole family! ! !

Just when Yoyo fell into a state of doubt about life, Ding Yao and Gu Qizhou also started their one-on-one master art exam make-up lessons.

Ding Yao: "... For this question, refer to the answer to the analysis of the montage shots in your film. It says that you used nearly a hundred different camera positions in three seconds to highlight the intensity of the killing process. and excitement, but I looked at it and thought, maybe it is because you want to imply the mental state of this criminal or something... "

While Gu Qizhou was listening carefully to Ding Yao's thoughts, the audience in the live broadcast room were also talking about this movie. After all, this is Gu Qizhou's famous work, and it was also the box office champion of the year. It is still talked about on the Internet.

[... I also think it is implying the inner struggle of the criminal...]

[Holy shit, there are more than a hundred seats in three seconds, no wonder I was so nervous that my toes were tightened]

[As expected of Director Gu, this skill is really amazing!]

Gu Qizhou himself doesn't have many fans, but his works have many fans. Everyone loves the house, and after complimenting the works, they also praise him a few times.

But obviously Gu Qizhou can't stand everyone praising him so much.

Because he said lightly in the next second:

"Oh, that's just for passing the trial."

Ding Yao & the audience: ... ? ?

Gu Qizhou was still unaware, and continued to talk:

"We shot the killing process in ten minutes, but the producer saw it and told me that it was too bloody to pass the trial. Let me be more reserved. I thought to myself, let's shoot a few more shots. Just cut the camera faster, it’s not easy.”

Gu Qizhou: As long as I have enough seats and a faster speed, the screening staff will not be able to hold me back!

Ding Yao thought that every time the film critics on Douban Zhihu mentioned this film, they would spend thousands of words to analyze how wonderful the three-second shot is, how skillful it is, and how worthy it is to be recorded in the annals of history.

However, they didn't expect that Gu Qizhou was an artistic genius full of talent. He directed plays entirely with his own keen artistic talent, and he didn't deliberately study the meaning of a certain technique at all.

I don't know if they will cry for their true feelings when they hear the original director's true thoughts.

Gu Qizhou also asked: "Is this answer more accurate than your reference answer? The exam is written according to this, and the answer is absolutely perfect!"

Ding Yao agreed with a smile, and crossed Gu Qizhou's answer in his heart.

If the exam really had to be written like this, then he would never even think about being admitted to the Drama Academy in his life.

"... Then the last long shot?"

"I suddenly thought of it, and it happened that the tracks were all paved, so I took the photo by the way."

"...The supporting actor's line echoed back and forth, and appeared twice?"

"Ask questions, don't you write essays without asking questions? Hey, how do you write a five-hundred-word answer for this reference answer?"

Director Zhou, who was sitting in the studio, had veins throbbing on his forehead.

Very well, his script of "Wise Dialogue between Famous Directors and New Actors" has really turned into a wise dialogue.

While Gu Qizhou and Ding Yao were discussing in full swing, a dumpling who had lost his dreams walked out of the study in a daze.

Some people say that growth is only in a moment.

In Buddhism, there is also the theory of epiphany.

Yoyo feels that she has a vague feeling that she is on the verge of enlightenment.

She suddenly realized that she is now the only salted fish in her family who has no direction or goal for the future.

My mother is good at acting, my father is good at directing plays, my brother is a genius, and my sister is a reserve violinist.

It can be said that the whole house is a winner in life.

But…

She doesn't seem to have any preferences or goals.

…if you don’t count eating and sleeping.

Seeing Yoyo sitting on the stairs in front of the house and not speaking, the cameraman asked her:

"Yo what are you thinking?"

The kid let out a long, sad sigh.

"I was thinking, who am I, where am I from, where am I going, what is the meaning of life."

Cameraman & Audience: ... ? ?

The silly and thoughtless little goose suddenly uttered such profound words, which really shocked everyone.

The audience didn't understand why the kid, who was still alive and kicking just now, was suddenly in such a low mood:

[? ? ? What's the matter? Why are you so sad, baby? ?]

[What's the point of being five years old? It is meaningful for children to play happily!]

[Yo Yo, don't think about it, don't say whether you want to understand it when you are five years old, your sister is twenty-five years old and don't even think about it]

[Ham, we yo baby, why shouldn't we be stupid when we shouldn't be stupid, and suddenly become smart when we shouldn't be smart?]

Although most of the audience felt that the happiness of five-year-old children was the most important thing, there were also many different voices.

[Five years old is not too young, is it? Like musical instruments, it’s not too early to start laying the foundation at the age of three]

[Now that social competition is so fierce, one must start from a child to become a talent!]

[One thing to say, Yoyo's brother and sister are so powerful, she should be a little stressed]

There are also some even more outrageous bad comments. Director Zhou was surprised when he saw it. How can there be such a vicious and vicious person in the world:

[I've been wanting to say it for a long time, every time I look at the barrage, I always praise her cuteness, this kid has nothing but cuteness, okay?]

[What can I do, I can't even match half a finger of her brother and sister, although the words are not nice, but they are really trash]

Of course, this kind of strange speech appeared in a normal barrage, and was chased and scolded by other audiences for half an hour as soon as it appeared.

[you can! You are not trash! Are you literate at the age of one and go to high school at the age of three and go to Harvard at the age of seven or something?]

[Some people in reality are still playing with mud at the age of five, and are still playing keyboards at the age of 20 or 30. They will pick on the thorns of five-year-old children. Does your family know that you are so capable on the Internet?]

[You mean nothing but a super cute face, a wealth of wealth, and celebrity parents and genius brothers and sisters? I think that if you give you nothing like this, you probably want it very much]

Director Zhou frowned as he looked at the smoky live broadcast room and the topics of the shows that were gradually becoming popular.

… something doesn’t feel right.

"We cheered up and started to delete the barrage."

There are a few keyboard warriors who have brains to cheat Thaksin, but with so many gangsters appearing together and making the show popular, Director Zhou will not believe it is a coincidence.

Check back after this issue is over.

but…

Director Zhou looked at the little girl who was holding her face in a daze, feeling a little guilty in his heart.

After all, he also grew up watching Yoyo, and the little girl was cute and cute, and he, as an elder, felt a little sad after seeing such a big grievance on the Internet.

Fortunately, she herself was ignorant of all this.

Moreover, at this time, Yoyo doesn't even care about who is blackmailing her behind her back, and her little head is blocked by various insoluble philosophical problems.

Children's thinking is very wonderful. Sometimes they are naive and naive, but sometimes they think about many esoteric questions that adults can't answer.

For example, she was lying on the lawn in the yard at this time, touching Mianmian who was also lying next to her.

She tilted her head, and suddenly said without beginning or end:

"I'll be a lamb with you, okay?"

Mianmian tilted her head suspiciously.

The little girl sighed maturely:

"When people are too tired, if only I were a sheep, a flower, or a cloud, it would be fine."

Mianmian chewed the grass, thinking while eating, the thinking of human cubs is really weird.

She is not human either.

She's half a little monster.

"… YoYo?"

Yong Ze, who had finished some errands from other places, just returned to the villa here today. Unexpectedly, as soon as he came back, he saw Yo Yo lying on the lawn... being filmed by a bunch of cameras.

Speaking of it, it seems that Yoyo did call him and mentioned that their family will be on a variety show recently.

But he will be shooting directly at home, which surprised him a bit.

Yong Ze originally didn't intend to disturb them, and wanted to go straight home first, and then come to see her after Yoyo and the others finished recording, but Yoyo's hearing was sharp, and she sat up from the lawn in a jiffy.

Yong Ze who was about to leave stopped.

…she wasn't smiling.

Although Yong Ze didn't usually pay attention to Yoyo's expression every time he saw him, but once there was something different from usual, he noticed it at a glance.

Usually he would smile like a little girl with a row of big white teeth, but this time the tails of her eyes drooped slightly, there was no smile on her face, and her big eyes were full of unhappiness.

"Brother Yongze..."

Yoyo pursed her mouth, looking like she was about to cry but not crying.

Yong Ze was taken aback for a moment, then changed his mind about going home directly, and pushed open the small door of Gu's courtyard.

"Can I go in?"

He politely asked the staff around him.

Just as the staff was about to refuse, Director Zhou's voice came from the earphones:

"Let him in."

Although it is an unexpected character, Director Zhou has a good intuition. If it is Yoyo's friend, he will definitely be able to appease her current emotions.

After getting permission, Yong Ze passed through many staff members and came to Yoyo.

"What happened..."

He had just squatted down, and before he finished speaking, he saw the little girl throw herself into his arms, crying loudly:

"Woooooh! Am I stupid, brother Yongze! Am I not good at anything! Am I so useless..."

Yong Ze was caught off guard by her crying.

"...what happened? Who said something?"

Yoyo covered his body with tears and snot, crying very sadly:

"I just don't know anything! I'm not as good as my parents, my brothers and sisters! I'm just stupid—"

The little girl yelled super loudly, pitiful and cute at the same time.

Yong Ze patted her on the back lightly, with a little smile in Qingyue's voice:

"Aren't you clever?"

Yoyo, who was crying so deeply, was paused by what he said, and then burst into tears again:

"I'm not smart anymore, I'm a fool now..."

Obviously, the child's epiphany was a little too thorough, and he began to deny himself frantically.

Yong Ze hugged Yoyo, like a mother coaxing her child, so gentle that she had her own halo.

"Who said that? I think Yoyo is very smart."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

"Really." Yong Ze thought for a while, "There are also many things that I can't do, but only you can do."

"... You are so powerful, what can't you do?"

Yoyo cried twitchingly, looking at him with red eyes.

Although Yong Ze has never shown a specific amazing talent, but the fact that he can transform into a lion alone, Yoyo thinks it is powerful enough.

She was indeed right. For Yong Ze, he was good at sports on land, and he was also good at learning. Although he seldom tried sports in water, it was not difficult.

The only thing I haven't tried, the only thing I'm not very good at...

"skate!"

With a flash of inspiration, Yong Ze suddenly remembered this.

Yoyo, who was still looking forward to it, was suddenly discouraged:

"I don't know how to do this either. I went to the roller skating class before, but I only went there once. I accidentally dropped Tan Rui's pants when I fell down."

... That's really pretty good.

But Yongze still continued:

"Although you fell down, you can also slip a little, right? But I have never slipped before."

Yoyo's little ears moved.

"And I'm not talking about roller skating, but on real ice."

Yoyo's little ears perked up a little more.

"You can still stand up and skate for a while at least, but I haven't skated once, and I can't even stand up."

Hearing this, Yoyo really moved her heart.

Yong Ze also noticed her small thoughts, and said with a gentle smile:

"Yo Yo, would you like to teach me how to skate?"

Now, Yoyo was coaxed to feel comfortable all over.

teach!

She can actually teach others! !

Still teach brother Yongze! ! !

Yoyo completely forgot that the self a few minutes ago was still crying, saying that she was a little idiot who knew nothing.

"I! Will! Will!!"

Everyone looked at the little girl who became rosy and energetic in a second:

[? You are too easy to coax, right? ? ?]