"--vomit!"
The Ultraman next to him bent down, covered his mouth, and looked like he was about to vomit.
Yu Nuo turned around and asked, "Are you okay? Do you want to vomit?"
"I really can't do it anymore..."
Ultraman vomited again.
Yu Nuo handed over a glass of water and asked worriedly, "Do you want to go to the toilet to vomit?"
Ultraman waved his hands and said to Yu Nuo in a serious tone, "It's okay. I was just offended by Er's words just now. I felt a little nauseous for a moment."
Yu Nuo: “… .”
Chen Yuzheng's forehead twitched, and the smile on his lips disappeared.
Ultraman yelled, "Zheng, you are only 19 years old. How can a 19-year-old boy be so greasy? The greasiest dish on the table today is not even one ten-thousandth as greasy as you. How come PetroChina didn't discover this treasure of yours?"
Yu Nuo: “… .”
Chen Yuzheng said to Yu Nuo calmly: "You go first, I will help him sober up."
Ultraman's expression froze for a moment, and he was almost sober from the shock. He quickly pulled Yu Nuo and said, "Sister, don't leave. If you leave, my life will be in danger."
Chen Yuzheng asked gently, "What did you call her?"
Ultraman trembled a bit, and looked at Yu Nuo for help, "Sister Nuo, save me."
Yu Nuo asked hesitantly: "Why should I save you?"
In the distance, Xiang Jiajia shouted, "Nono, come and help me hold Killer, he's too heavy."
Seeing that both of them were fine and didn't seem to need her attention, Yu Nuo ran to help Xiang Jiajia.
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After she left, Chen Yuzheng slowly turned his gaze to Ultraman, "Can you please say what you just said again?"
"What's wrong? I just said you're oily... Well, you're pretty..." Ultraman muttered, "That's not the way to flirt with a sister. I'll teach you some experience some other day."
Chen Yuzheng sneered: "What did you call her?"
"Sister."
Chen Yuzheng nodded, picked up the phone, unlocked it, and slowly pressed his fingers on the keyboard.
Altman asked, "What are you going to do?"
"Send a message to your little thing."
Ultraman was shocked and rushed over to grab his phone: "Let's talk it over, why did you send a message to Xiao Susu!!! What do you want to say to her? "
Chen Yuzheng raised his hand, not letting him touch him, and said calmly: "Tell me about your experience in picking up girls."
Ultraman felt a little aggrieved, "I am just following your lead. I am only 20, so I am younger than Yu Nuo. What's wrong with calling me sister?"
Chen Yuzheng remained indifferent and continued typing apathetically.
Ultraman looked at Yu Nuo's back in despair, then immediately bent down solemnly and made a 90-degree bow in front of Chen Yuzheng, "I'm sorry, Brother Zheng, I was drunk just now. Please be magnanimous and forgive Manman this time. Manman knows that this is your hobby. Only you can call me sister. I will never call you sister again."
Chen Yuzheng stopped what he was doing and pressed his phone, and the screen went black.
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Killer was drunk and kept holding Ying Jiajia's hand, mumbling something incoherently. He would push away anyone who came forward to touch him.
Xiang Jiajia was so depressed by him that she said, "Brother, you are like a bear. You are strangling me to death."
killer: "Jia, why do you dislike me too? Wuwuwu..."
Xiang Jiajia's small body was about to be crushed by the pressure, and she didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "You are so heavy."
Yu Nuo stepped forward to help, but his hands were opened by Killer again, "Don't touch me, I'm still a virgin..."
Killer's drunken look reminded Yu Nuo of the last time. Chen Yuzheng was also drunk like this, and it was difficult for her to support him. But he was much more disciplined than Killer... But he also liked to talk nonsense.
Van had the best alcohol tolerance. When the aftereffects wore off, he sobered up and was planning to come over to help. But after watching the situation for a while, he didn't go over and just stood aside and laughed.
Ying Jiajia was anxious: "Don't just watch the fun."
Van spread his hands, "Killer, as long as you help, what can we do?"
Thomas whispered, "This killer is so awesome. I don't think he's drunk at all. He just wants to take the opportunity to tease the girl."
At the end of the celebration banquet, everyone got drunk and didn't return to the hotel until three or four in the morning.
Yu Nuo was exhausted and lay on the sofa, not wanting to move for a long time.
While waiting for Jia Jia to take a shower, I checked Weibo for a while. The Intercontinental Championship was still very popular, and there were several related entries posted there.
She opened a few at random and took a look. After scrolling through them, she saw that they were all talking about Chen Yuzheng.
She didn't know why, but she was very happy for him. She felt the same as when she saw Yu Ge win the championship.
Yu Nuo looked at it attentively for a while, then came out of the bathroom and called to Jia Jia, "I'm done, Nuo Nuo, you go ahead."
Yu Nuo put down the phone: "Okay."
After the competition, several teams stayed in Paris for a few more days to rest. Two days later, the plane from Paris arrived at Pudong Airport, and the team bus was already waiting outside.
The dozen or so players were still wearing their Intercontinental Championship jackets. After picking up their luggage, they walked to the exit. As soon as the OG and TG players showed up, the female fans surrounding the airport entrance screamed.
The cheers were so overwhelming that passers-by almost covered their ears.
The situation has changed this time compared to the last time before I went abroad. Although fans of OG and Yu Ge still account for the majority, there is clearly another voice competing with them this time.
The female fans who were cheering for the various TG players were full of enthusiasm, and there were many slogans: "TGTG is the best in the world, TGTG will always be invincible!!!"
killer raised his hand to signal them.
Chen Yuzheng was wearing a baseball cap and a mask, dragging a suitcase, and talking to Ultraman with his eyelids drooping lazily.
The familiar loudspeaker appeared again: "--Chen Yuzheng! Chen Yuzheng!! Look here!!!"
It was still the same angry roar: "Chen Yuzheng!!! Can't you hear me? Are you deaf?"
Chen Yuzheng looked up.
The small group of trumpets dispersed and pulled out a long, red-based festive banner:
Let the whole world hear my voice and remember my ID - tger
The electric trumpet was very pleased: "Zheng, you have finally made it, you are famous, you are finally going to be famous, your mother has been waiting for this day for so long! Did you see it? This prosperous world is just as you wished, are you satisfied with the appearance your mother gave you?"
Chen Yuzheng: “… ”
Killer was a little stunned at the shocking scene in front of him. Thomas was also a little embarrassed by the banner for a moment and discussed with the people around him: "Why are people playing such embarrassing things now... It's outrageous."
The others were trying to hold back their laughter.
In order to maintain their image, everyone kept a straight face and pretended to be calm. When they got on the bus, several people from tg couldn't hold back any longer and burst out laughing: "Chen Yuzheng, what's wrong with your fans? It's so funny, you learned from Deyun Club, right?"
Killer said faintly: "Zheng, this prosperous age is just as you wished. Are you satisfied with the appearance your fans gave you?"
Ultraman pouted and laughed so hard that he could hardly straighten his back and kept pounding the chair.
Chen Yuzheng put on his headphones, sat down in his seat, ignored their teasing, and glanced sideways at Yu Nuo.
She was laughing too.
Seeing him glance at her, Yu Nuo immediately stopped laughing.
They were separated by a corridor, and Chen Yuzheng asked slowly, "Is it so funny?"
Yu Nuo held back for a moment and told the truth: "Indeed, it's quite funny..."
Chen Yuzheng: “… … ..”
It is already June and the weather in Shanghai is gradually getting warmer.
Xu Yitong bombarded him repeatedly on WeChat, so Chen Yuzheng took some time off to go home and spend some time with his parents. When he decided to become a professional, his family opposed it. His mother didn't say anything, but his father was quite angry.
However, the power of speech in the family is in the hands of Yu Yiyun, and Chen's father can't do anything about him even if he is angry. This time, Chen Yuzheng has been on the hot search several times, and the attitude of his family towards him has finally improved a little.
At the dinner table, Yu Yiyun was about to cry, and said tenderly: "Oh, Zhengzheng, you must have worked so hard in the competition. Look how thin you have become."
Chen Yuzheng didn't care much: "How am I thin? Fat handsome guys are not popular nowadays. Girls like thin guys."
Chen Bochang couldn't stand his dishonest look and scolded him, "Talk to your mother nicely!"
Yu Yiyun glared at him and said, "Can you not be so fierce? It's not easy for our son to come home, and you're yelling here every day. If you want to lose your temper, go outside!"
“… … ..”
Chen Baichang was immediately weakened by her fierce aura, "You have spoiled him since he was a child, and he is lawless outside..."
Yu Yiyun's face was full of pride: "A few days ago, there were a lot of hot searches praising our Zheng Zheng. My son is so promising. When playing cards these days, Zu Zhen and the others even asked Zheng Zheng specifically, saying that they wanted to introduce their niece to him."
Chen Yuzheng refused: "No thanks."
Yu Yiyun: "At your age, you should get to know more girls. When mom was 19, she had several boyfriends."
Chen Baichang: "..."
He couldn't help but retort to his wife: "He should work hard now, why talk about love? Don't tell him these things."
Yu Yiyun was not convinced: "Then weren't you also pursuing me in your senior year of high school? You didn't study hard in your senior year of high school, and you only wanted to date me. What right do you have to say that about your son?"
After scolding him, Yu Yiyun turned around and told Chen Yuzheng: "But at that time, I thought your father was too dull. It was useless to have good grades and good looks. When he pursued me, I was too lazy to look at him. You must not be like your father. Girls don't like him. Mom will introduce you to a beautiful girl next time. Although playing professionally is hard, it's good to relax appropriately."
Chen Yuzheng was eating, "Don't introduce me to him."
Yu Yiyun was puzzled: "Why?"
He said casually, "I have someone I like."
Yu Yiyun: “!”
She asked hurriedly, "How old is it? Is it good-looking? When can you bring it to mom to see?"
Chen Yuzheng paused and said, "We'll talk about it after we catch him."
Yu Yiyun supported her face with both hands, her face full of happiness: "That's great, my son is awesome, he has both career and love."
Chen Baichang: “… ... ... ”
After dinner, Chen Yuzheng went upstairs to change his clothes and came down with the car keys.
Yu Yiyun was sitting on the sofa eating watermelon, with an idol drama playing on TV. She asked, "Xiao Zheng, where are you going now? Aren't you going to accompany your mother?"
Chen Yuzheng changed his shoes at the entrance and said, "Call your friends to accompany you. I have something to do with Ji Gaozhuo."
"Are you going to look for Xiao Zhuo?" Yu Yiyun put another watermelon into his mouth and said vaguely, "I haven't seen him for a long time. Let him come to our house to play when he is free."
A welcome voice sounded, and someone opened the door curtain and came in.
Ji Gaozhuo was still busy with his work. He looked up and glanced: "Hey, what wind is blowing today that brings you here, young master?"
Chen Yuzheng shook the car keys in his hand, looked around the store, and sat down. "Don't talk nonsense to me. I have business to attend to today."
Ji Gaozhuo chuckled, "What else do you have to say? Tell me about it."
The girl in the store looked at Chen Yuzheng curiously and asked, "Boss, is this your friend?"
Ji Gaozhuo responded, "We are childhood sweethearts. We got together when we were kids."
Chen Yuzheng was disgusted by him: "Can you stop being so gay? That's quite perverted."
Ji Gaozhuo laughed: "Damn, there's nothing you say that's worth listening to."
The little girl went to pour a glass of water, cut a piece of fruit, blinked her big eyes, and whispered, "Boss, your friend is also very handsome, just like you."
"Of course not. Do you know what his nickname is? Chen Huacao."
Chen Yuzheng raised his foot and kicked him.
The little sister was a little confused: "Chen Huacao? What does this mean?"
"Chen Yuzheng is the schoolboy who is also known as Chen Huacao for short." Ji Gaozhuo sighed, "He used to be a well-known scumbag in our school. I don't know how many girls' hearts he broke. You must not be fooled by him."
Hearing this, Chen Yuzheng glanced at him and said, "Are you sick? How did I get this nickname? Don't you know?"
The little sister was curious: "How did it come?"
Ji Gaozhuo gave her some basic scientific knowledge.
The two of them knew each other since elementary school, and they were like-minded and hung out together. When they were young and frivolous, they did all kinds of bad things, skipping classes to fight, provoking seniors, and flirting with girls inside and outside the school. However, Chen Yuzheng was not very interested in flirting with girls, and the place he hung out most was the Internet cafe. Ji Gaozhuo, in the mentality of not wasting his handsome face, habitually added Chen Yuzheng's name as a friend every time he flirted with girls outside the school or junior girls.
Over time, word spread that Chen Yuzheng, the school idol of No. 4 Middle School, was a complete scumbag who changed girlfriends every week.
The little girl smiled slightly and said, "Boss, you are so mean."
Ji Gaozhuo wiped his hands and stood up. "Okay, what do you want to talk to me about today?"
"I came to get your tattoo."
Ji Gaozhuo was puzzled: "I asked you to tattoo me before, just to patronize my business, but you still find it annoying?"
Chen Yuzheng said, "Oh, that means you didn't have anything in particular you wanted to get a tattoo of before." "You have one now?"
Chen Yuzheng threw the phone over, "Here."
Ji Gaozhuo picked it up, looked at it for a while, and smiled strangely: "Okay, you are quite playful."
"Can this be tattooed?"
"Of course I can." Ji Gaozhuo patted his chest, "Your brother's craftsmanship is second to none in Yangpu District. No one dares to claim to be first."
Chen Yuzheng was too lazy to listen to his bragging and asked, "Where is the tattoo more obvious?"
Ji Gaozhuo answered him seriously: "It's more obvious on your face."
Chen Yuzheng: “… ... ... ”
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Ji Gaozhuo put on a mask, sat on a chair, drew the initial lines for him, and pulled the line of the tattoo machine, "A Zheng, are you ready? I'm going to start."
Chen Yuzheng lay on the bed, his eyes squinted at the bright light, "Be gentle."
"You're a man and you're afraid of pain?"
The creaking sound of the machine rang in his ears. Chen Yuzheng frowned and couldn't help but stand up and take a look. "Fuck, does it hurt?"
"It's the first time I see a man getting a tattoo and he's afraid of the pain. Aren't you ashamed?"
The tattooing took several hours. After a break, Ji Gaozhuo poured two glasses of water and said, "Hey, why do you want to get this tattoo? It will be hard to wash it off if you regret it in the future. I have seen too many impulsive young people like you."
Chen Yuzheng propped up one leg and sent a message.
Ji Gaozhuo took his phone away and asked, "Who are you chatting with so attentively?"
Chen Yuzheng was too lazy to move and let him flip through his phone.
"Love to eat fish? Why is this note so weird?" Ji Gaozhuo scrolled up the chat history and read it out in a sarcastic tone, "Sister, does the tattoo hurt???"
He almost vomited and threw the phone back at Chen Yuzheng: "I am really blind, little girls are not as delicate as you, Zheng, can you stop being pretentious?"
Chen Yuzheng took the phone back, and Yu Nuo just replied:
Huh? Why did you suddenly get a tattoo
er: celebrate
Yu Nuo: Remember not to get your tattoo exposed to water after getting it done to be careful of infection.
er: Don’t you want to ask me what I have tattooed
Yu Nuo followed his lead and asked: What do you have tattooed
Chen Yuzheng took a photo of the half-finished tattoo and sent it to her.
On the other side, Yu Nuo studied it for a while but couldn't figure out what it was. However, he still praised it against his will: Hmm... It looks quite artistic.
There is still half a month before the opening ceremony of the summer season. The entire TG team took three days off and returned to the base to live broadcast.
Because we had to prepare for the intercontinental competition, everyone concentrated on training and skipped classes for a long time. Now at the end of the month, everyone has turned into owls, staying up late to live broadcast and make up for the time.
As soon as Chen Yuzheng started broadcasting, his screen was flooded with gifts of all sizes, including planes and rockets. His popularity quickly jumped to the top of the LOL area.
An hour or two passed, and several games were played, but the fans' enthusiasm remained unabated.
Chen Yu raised his arm to block the camera, fiddled with the small window, and said, "Have a cigarette."
Although he acted quickly, some sharp-eyed fans still discovered his new tattoo and asked cheerfully in the comments:
Dog, you are so sexy, you actually got a tattoo?
What tattoo? Why didn’t I see it
Chen Yuzheng, you are worthy of being like this. You didn’t let your mother down. You are the embodiment of non-mainstream.
Chen Yuzheng smoked for a while, glanced at the comments, and did not deny it: "Yes, I got a tattoo two days ago."
What did my husband tattoo? Let me see it! (jumping high)
I didn't see it clearly just now, but I saw a line! ! ! !
My husband is so handsome, and his tattoos make him even more handsome! Not non-mainstream at all! He is obviously very manly! ! !
Chen Yuzheng was not serious at all, and joked with them: "Be careful, don't call me husband randomly, or you will be held legally responsible."
As soon as these words came out, the public screen was full of:
I am willing to take legal responsibility, woooooooooooooo!!!
Husband, husband, husband, husband, I call you eight hundred times every day, husband, husband, do you see it
Husband, why hasn’t the law come to punish me yet? ? Hurry up! ! !
Shout out loud, honey, I can do it! Honey, I do!
Love floats among countless husbands.
Chen Yuzheng laughed: "Don't shout, I'm not your husband even if you shout."
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Chen Yuzheng, I hate you like a stone! ! ! !
er, you are so proud of yourself. You finally became famous, but you dare to talk to your wife fans like this. Mom won’t allow it. Apologize quickly! ! ! !
After smoking a cigarette, the League of Legends ranking interface was ready. Chen Yuzheng turned off the barrage and said casually: "If a boss sends a gift, please thank him for me. I'm going to play games."
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The Weibo super topic has updated the nonsense that Chen Yuzheng just said in the live broadcast.
In addition, some fans are curious about what kind of tattoo Chen Yuzheng got.
Someone specially dug out the live broadcast clip just now.
The few seconds when Chen Yuzheng raised his hand were cut out and enlarged. Some of the pictures were very clear, and even faint patterns could be made out.
But it does look like the tattoo was just done not long ago, and the skin around the black lines is still red and swollen.
It was not a letter nor his ID, but a very strange pattern, with curves that didn't look like curves, and straight lines that didn't look like straight lines, a series of ups and downs and different lengths pieced together. It went along the inside of the forearm all the way to the wrist bone.
Some old fans answered the curious new fans: You can never guess what Chen Yuzheng is thinking, we have long been accustomed to his Shamatte style.
Some fans who have had tattoo experience found something wrong and posted: "If I'm not mistaken, this should be a voiceprint, right?"
Reply below: What is a voiceprint
——It’s a tattoo of a recording
Half an hour later, the poster came back: "I downloaded a skin mtin through a ladder, tried it, and it actually scanned it out. It turned out to be a girl's voice..."
Fans were excited and asked: What did she say
Another dozen minutes passed, and the poster revealed the final answer: "I listened to it three or four times, but it's actually a little unclear. If there's no mistake in the translation, it should be like this."
She posted this in the comments section:
——One day, er will definitely be remembered by everyone