Chu nightning: "..."
Ink burning: "..."
Almost in a hurry, Chu nightning didn't know where the strength came from, and he suddenly got up, his lips trembled slightly, his face was blue and white, and he was red, like extreme shock and frightened.
The majestic and powerful elder Yuheng, actually, unexpectedly, really seemed to be frightened.
The ink burned suddenly, and he was very uneasy. He clutched the chest that was so painful that he was kicked, sat up, and said carefully: "Master..."
Chu nightning took a big step back like being stepped on his tail.
It's really hard for him, even a pair of phoenix eyes can open round.
It looks terrifying...
The ink burned and smiled bitterly: "I'm sorry, I'm not... I..."
But don't know what to say.
On the contrary, Chu nightning's mind is full of stormy waves, what am I? What am I not? How can the ink burn react? Are you feeling wrong? But if there is no response, it is usually so hard and so big? That's how much...
Suddenly, I thought of the damn ranking list with four words written on it.
not vulgar...
Chu nightning's whole face was blushing. When he saw the ink burning, he wanted to say something, and he raised his hand suddenly: "Don't say it, you go back."
Mo Ran only thought that he was making him unhappy, where would he keep it any longer, he endured the pain and got up, and when he got up, he maintained a half-kneeling posture, and said in a low voice: "Master, I'm sorry, I'm not on purpose."
"..." Chu nightning looked at him with a complicated look. He seemed to be thinking about a lot of things. In fact, he didn't think about anything. His mind was stuck on the words "not a common thing" and would not turn.
The ink burned away, and Chu nightning stood there for a long time.
The fine hairs on his arms stood on end, and the whole person seemed a little sluggish and a little dazed.
I suddenly remembered that they went to Jinchengchi to ask for a sword a long time ago. When the hot spring was soaking, the ink burned and accidentally fell. At that time, I met myself by accident, but the contact time was too short at that time. Chu nightning was not sure if he felt wrong. But just now, Mo Ran personally said I'm sorry, not intentional, which also shows that he is really... having a desire... not his own illusion.
Although I know that men sometimes have desires and fires because of what they see in front of them, this is normal, but Chu night Ning asked himself and didn't think there was anything attractive about him. There are more beautiful people in the world than him. , Could it be that Mo Ran would like to have a messy bun in a hot sweat
… what a sight to behold.
Confused, but the feeling of goosebumps between the legs will not fade for a long time, even through the clothes, it looks so fresh and so hideous.
In the midst of all the chaotic thoughts, an idea suddenly came up at an inopportune moment.
He couldn't help thinking, if such a beast of a flood comes out, who can stand it...
Chu nightning gritted his back molars gloomily, but the flushing on his face was difficult to disappear, and the content in the phoenix eyes was blurred and messy.
Like a fever, surrounded by heat.
After standing outside for a long time before returning to the room, Chu nightning took off the bun, bit the hairband between his lips and teeth, raised his hand to re-close his long hair, and then tied it tightly into a ponytail.
He breathed a sigh of relief and looked up at himself in the bronze mirror.
The phoenix eyes are narrow, and when not smiling, there is always a dignified and cruel taste, which is not likable.
The bridge of the nose is not too high, the curve is gentle, and the contour is not too vivid and flattering.
mouth…
Forget it, this mouth is the same as the words that come out of it, it is very thin, the color is cold, there is no temperature, and of course it is not flattering.
Who knows what the madness of the ink burning is, there will be such eagerness.
Chu nightning has always been very conservative and rigid about love and affairs, and he knows very little. The kind of desolate, obscenity, book even feels dirty with his fingertips, so he stared at the mirror and pondered for a long time, or nothing. Can't figure it out.
That's it.
Then don't even think about it. Elder Yuheng, who has never experienced love, said, after all, men don't necessarily respond when love comes, maybe this is just a coincidence.
The next day, Xue Zhengyi and Mrs. Wang stood in front of the mountain gate early, waiting for the arrival of the other three people attending the meeting. The first person to come was Xue Meng. In the past, he wore the blue silver soft armor of the top of life and death, and he always looked sharp.
But today he was wearing a graceful and solemn robe, and his hair was simply combed, leaving only a jasper hairpin, and the temperament of his whole person was a little different.
Seeing his parents, he was actually a little embarrassed, he tugged at the corner of his sleeve, and then said, "Daddy, Auntie."
Xue Zhengyi couldn't help but admired: "Meng'er is so beautiful, and your mother is carved out of the same mold."
Mrs. Wang lowered her beautiful eyes, and her face was a little red because she was praised by her husband like this.
She waved to Xue Meng and said, "Come on, Menger, come here."
Xue Meng stood in front of her, and she looked up at him for a while. There seemed to be years and years in her eyes. After a while, she sighed softly: "This clothes lining you, it looks white, very good."
Xue Meng smiled: "It's not that my aunt was born."
"You will be poor, just like your father." Mrs. Wang said, with some emotion, "It's been more than 20 years in the blink of an eye..."
Xue Meng seemed to expect what she was going to say next, and suddenly her smile froze, and she took a half step back subconsciously.
But what's the use of this half-step, still can't escape the mother's words.
Sure enough, Mrs. Wang pulled him in the next moment and said earnestly: "Meng'er, today we are going to Confucianism Gate to congratulate Nangong son, look, you are about the same age as him, is it time to talk about marriage? age?"
"Auntie, I don't want to get married yet... I don't have someone I like..." Xue Meng muttered.
"Mother knows that you don't like someone, so this time you go to the meeting, you should pay more attention to the girls from other families. You don't have to be rich or famous. As long as the person is good and you like it, the mother will definitely give it to you. Take care of yourself and find someone to match you."
Xue Meng's face blushed: "The eight characters haven't been written yet, why did A Niang directly think of the matchmaker?"
"Mother just mentioned it..."
"But I don't like anyone. A-niang, you just said that the women we've seen in the upper cultivator world are not as good-looking as I am. If I marry them, won't I suffer? No, no Marry or not." Xue Meng's head shook like a rattle, and suddenly he had an idea and said, "Besides, why are you only urging me? Is the ink burning a year older than me? Why don't you worry about him? And My Master—"
"What kind of person is Elder Yuheng? Do you compare with him?" Madam Wang was a little amused, "Okay, I won't force you, that's what Mother said, I want you to pay attention, but if you really don't. If you go up, that’s fine. Mother can still tie you to worship?”
Xue Zhengyi thought about it for a while and said, "But I think Meng'er said it well. Last time I mentioned the Taoist companion to Yuheng."
"Ah?" Xue Meng was very surprised when he heard it. "Dad, did you mention this kind of thing to the master? He didn't turn his face with you?"
"I turned my face." Xue Zhengyi smiled bitterly, "Kicked me out."
Madam Wang: "..."
Xue Meng laughed: "I just said, my teacher respects the Taoist bone fairy style, not the gods are better than the gods, people like him have long been cut off, what do you want a Taoist to do?"
Xue Zhengyi sighed, obviously still not reconciled, and was about to argue with his son again, suddenly Mrs. Wang covered her mouth with her sleeves and whispered: "Husband, don't say anymore, Elder Yuheng is here."
In the undistributed morning fog, Chu Wanning walked slowly on the wet bluestone slab, the wide robe and the first, the sleeves fluttering.
He is wearing an embroidered acacia robe, the body is a straight moon white, and the edge is pressed with a gold thread. As he walks, the gold thread is faintly flowing in the sunlight, and the hair is a white jade hairpin. , The tail of the hairpin is inlaid with a plum blossom carved from a ruby.
At that moment, Xue Zhengyi suddenly felt weak, opened his mouth and closed it.
He thought that Xue Meng was right.
Such a person, what kind of woman must be placed next to him, so that he will not be annihilated by his brilliance and be dusted by his aura
The gods walked to the mortal world, stood in front of the mountain gate, frowned, and glanced at Xue Zhengyi.
"Your Highness."
"Haha, Yuheng, the clothes fit well."
Chu nightning raised his hand, a sachet with very complicated lines and shapes, swaying in the air, he said: "This sachet sent with the robe is not the same as the ordinary one."
"Ah, it was beaten according to Linyi's rope technique, what's wrong?"
The high-ranking and unrivaled Taoist priest, frowning slightly, said, "It's too difficult, I won't be able to do it, please respect the Lord for guidance."
Xue Zhengyi: "..."
He taught Chu nightning three times, but Chu nightning still couldn't get around the knot, and finally gave up. Xue Meng couldn't stand it any longer, and took the initiative to ask Ying to help the teacher to wear a sachet, and he wore it on his waist in three or two times. Chu nightning looked at it, and was a little surprised, and praised: "Not bad."
Xue Zhengyi couldn't help but turn his thoughts around, he thought, God, if such a person does not have a Taoist companion, will he really not die in the end and can't take care of himself
After a while, Mo Ran also came. His face was not very good. He was kicked too hard by Chu nightning yesterday, and he was embarrassed to find someone to heal. Others would definitely ask him who kicked the injury. It can't be said that Elder Yuheng was kicked for being frivolous, right
I can only meditate on my own, and now I feel better now, and I won't have chest pains that make it difficult to breathe.
But he saw Chu nightning standing beside Xue Zhengyi, quietly waiting for him. This man was wearing a moon-white embroidered gold silk dress with a high neckline. He was both abstinent and solemn—a very serious handsome man.
The ink burned and felt that the chest moved, and the breath was finally straightened. It seemed to be broken again, and it was impossible to breathe, and it was messed up.
"cough!"
It was terrible, he liked a man he could never like, and he swore never to touch him again.
The old ghost who has been reborn for two lives is really like a hairy young man in his early twenties. He is young and impulsive, and his blood is surging. He will feel that the world is in chaos because of a look in the eyes of a loved one or a change of clothing. From then on, happiness is related to him, sadness is related to him, heartbeat is related to him, breathing is related to him, even the moonlight that shines through the window lattice, an ant walking alone in the moonlight, the vein of stamens that attracts ants , all related to that person.
He felt very tormented and aggrieved in such love.
Because every flower and every leaf belonged to him, but he couldn't get it and couldn't pick it.
Damn, it's difficult for him everywhere in the world.
The affairs of the faction were temporarily handed over to Elder Greedy Wolf, and Xue Zhengyong took the invitation and set off on the road with his wife and son.
In the array of Chu Wanning's travel, as long as it is not a schedule, it is often a carriage, and this time is no exception. The group of people leisurely walked along the official road to Linyi slowly. They went up the mountain and played with water all the way. They also helped to get rid of some small monsters and monsters.
After doing this for about ten days, they arrived at Daicheng.
The rouge in Daicheng is famous. As soon as he arrived in the city, Xue Zhengyi took Mrs. Wang to buy rouge first. Xue Meng disliked their old husband and wife and was tired of it. I sat down at a tea stall and waited for my parents to come back.
The three teachers and apprentices all felt a little emotional when they revisited the old place.
Xue Meng said: "It's a pity that the teacher is not here, otherwise it will be exactly the same as when we asked for the sword six years ago, and we can still go to the top of Xuying Peak to play."
The ink burned and said with a smile: "You are not afraid of false hooks and Chen is still there. When you see you, I will pull you into the bottom of the lake and reminisce."
Speaking of fake hook Chen, Chu nightning frowned: "He doesn't seem to have acted in the past five years?"
Mo Ran said: "It's not good, there have been several big troubles, all of which are unsolved cases, related to Shenwu, I suspect it is him, but there is no evidence."
Xue Meng played with the cup in his hand and looked at the ink burning: "I think those unsolved cases have nothing to do with him. You think, a few years ago, he tried his best to find the essence of the spirit body, you are the essence of the wood spirit, he will He's behind you to kill you, so he should be looking for people, not weapons."
Chu nightning pondered: "But in the past five years, there has been no continuous disappearance of living people."
The ink burned his cheeks and raised his hand: "I have not encountered any containment or traps. But it is also possible that I have been unsettled in the past five years, and he does not know where I am."
The three of them pondered silently, until the proprietress brought the tea and preserved fruits they ordered, and Xue Meng scratched his head and said: "You said, he should not be doing too many bad things, playing with fire and burning himself to death?"
"… "
"Don't look at me like this, the magic of the general evil is not easy to be backlashed or something." Xue Meng muttered, "otherwise, why has he not made a big move for five years?"
The ink burned suddenly: "There is a possibility."
"what?"
"Look, Master has not done anything in the past five years."
The ink burned half of the words, and Xue Meng knocked him with chopsticks: "What do you mean? Do you suspect that fake hook Chen is the master?"
"...Can you wait for me to finish my words." Mo Ran said helplessly, "I'm making an analogy, I'm thinking, if those unsolved cases of theft of Shenwu have nothing to do with fake gouchen, then he really didn't do anything major in five years. . Then, is it possible that he, like Master, must stay somewhere and cannot come out for some reason, such as being injured or some other reason."
When he said this, he suddenly thought of something, and he was stunned.
"Master..."
"how?"
Mo Ran first shook his head, and didn't seem to believe his idea, but after hesitating for a moment, he still said four words: "Master Guilty..."
In the past five years, other masters did not know, but apparently there was one person who was also trapped in the red lotus waterside like Chu Wanning, and never left for half a step.
Guilty Master.
But this idea is too outrageous. No matter what the master of sin has said, he has also granted Chu Wanning a favor. In fact, Mo Ran doesn't know what kind of emotion the master feels about sin in his heart, so he also I really don't dare to be too rash.
Chu nightning said: "Don't think about it, it won't be him."
He said it lightly, but without any hesitation.
The ink burned and nodded immediately. Since Chu nightning was reluctant to talk about the past when he was a teenager, he would never ask more questions.
He continued to ponder: "Then, are there other masters who have never appeared in five years?"
"Jiang Xi, the head of Gu Yueyue." Xue Meng said, "Lingshan Conference, all the heads are here, but he said he couldn't come, and rarely showed up."
The ink burned and laughed: "Is that your mother's brother? Do you doubt him?"
Chu Wanning said: "Jiang Xi has a very high self-esteem, and has never been reconciled to Gu Yueye living under the Confucianism sect, so since Nangong Liu became the head of the ten sects, he has not gone to any gatherings, not only these five years. "
"Then there's no more." Xue Meng said, "Oh, forget it, don't think about it if you can't figure it out. There are too few clues, and my brain hurts when I think about it."
It happened that Mrs. Wang and Xue Zhengyi came back at this time. It was late, and the five people were ready to find a place to stay in Daicheng.
Xue Mengdao: "I know that there is an inn that is very good, and there are hot spring pools to soak in."
Ink burning: "..."
He knows which one Xue Meng is talking about with his toes, isn't it the one where they stayed when they were young
When he was in the hot spring, he fell into the arms of Chu Wanning without thinking...
Thinking of this episode, he couldn't help coughing lightly, silently turning his face away, not wanting to be caught by the subtle shyness and anticipation in his eyes, but his heartbeat involuntarily quickened.
Xue Meng's words are always a bit exaggerated. What he likes is desperately held, and he can't see the stains. What he doesn't like is trampled, and a hammer will not give him a chance to turn over, but the so-called Zhizi Mo Ruofu, Xue Zhengyi I felt that my son's words could only be trusted halfway, so I asked Mo Ran: "Is that inn Ran'er also lived there, what do you think?"
The ink burned and coughed twice, not daring to look directly at my uncle: "...It's not bad."
"Then go live." Xue Zhengyi made a decision. The ink burned and the palms were sweating, and the fingertips were slightly curled up because of the throbbing in the heart.
He lowered his head, and said "um" in a seemingly tame and gentle manner. But what I thought in my heart was: I... Can I take a bath with Master like I did in the past...
He couldn't help recalling that in the misty water, Chu night Ning Qi's handsome body, the lines were sharp and tight, and it was full of tempting and aggressive tension.
But if he really bathes with Chu nightning, can he really hold back in the steam blur
After discussing where to go, everyone else got up. Xue Meng finished eating the peanuts in his hand and stood up. He turned his head and looked at his cousin who was still sitting in the same place with an unpredictable expression.
"What's the matter, let's go?"
The expression of the ink burning is a little subtle. I don't know if it is because of the sunset, his handsome face seems to be a little red.
He reached out and poured himself another cup of tea, insisted that he would not stand up, but continued to sit a little embarrassedly, coughed a few times and said, "... I ordered so much and didn't finish it, it was a waste, you all go first, I know Lu, and I'll come over after drinking tea."
The author has something to say: Cough, although some friends should know about it, it is still popular science. Men really don’t have to react when they have desires. They are excited. When will really... emmmmm...
Speaking of which, I suddenly thought of an answerer on Zhihu. The answerer was a boy. Once in class, he was called by the teacher to recite on the stage. One summer, the boy was wearing the school's summer pants, and it was easy to see. The answerer said that he would never forget the embarrassed look on the female teacher's face and the blush on his face at that time.
Small Theater "I heard that Xue Mengmeng is very picky about choosing a mate, as if the family has a throne to inherit, so I don't know if the protagonists will be satisfied with the sex-transformed versions"
Miss Mo Weiyu
Result: pass
The reason given by Xue Meng: I cannot marry my cousin.
Shi Mingjing's small enchantment
Result: pass
The reason given by Xue Mengmeng: She's pretty, she's virtuous, she has a docile temper, and she graduated from nursing. In general, she's pretty good, but her breasts aren't big enough, her hips aren't upturned, and her figure is a bit lacking. Forget it. , I'll see if there's a better one, but I'll save this lady's phone number. If there's no better one, I can consider contacting her.
Miss Nangongsi
Result: pass
The reason given by Xue Mengmeng: This woman is definitely the most bizarre person I have ever seen on a blind date. She has a bigger temper than me. She also said that her family is the No. 1 rich family in Shandong, and her father is the governor of Nangong. Without looking straight, when I talk to her, she cares about teasing dogs, does she look down on people so much? I'm also the only child of the village chief of Shushan Peak Village. The more I think about it, the more angry I get. How can such a person want? By the way, Nima is still showing off her wealth in the circle of friends every day, saying that she is stupid to drive horses every day. Ladi, 246 open lazy boki mud, take a private plane on Sunday, really Chen Duxiu's show is more beautiful than the Dika show, I endured contempt, and commented on her euphemistically: energy conservation and emission reduction is everyone's responsibility, protect the environment girl looks best. She actually replied to me: Don't be troubled by being poor, take both ways. Rely on, remove the level and get rid of the level, and see who gets blocked faster! Hate!
Miss Ye Wangxi:
Result: pass
Reason: This young lady is good in everything, the height is suitable, the personality is smooth, the three views are correct, and the family is innocent. Although she does not look good, her life is pretty good. I have added her as a friend. I originally planned to invite her to go this week. If you eat Mala Tang, you can eat enough for sixteen yuan. Don't think I'm stingy, I just want to see if she is a person who hates the poor and loves the rich. I'm afraid she likes me because I'm the second generation of the rich, so I want to pretend to be poor first. She agreed to me, but on the day of the date, I sent a message to Sister Xiaoye, but received a prompt: The other party is no longer your friend... Emmmm, what did I do wrong? I only remember that the night before, Chen Duxiu's beautiful girl, Nangong's gold-worshipping girl, didn't post that car's Moments, I commented on her and dragged her down... But what does this have to do with Sister Xiao Ye? Could it be that Sister Xiao Ye is the trumpet of Nangong's gold-worshipping woman? ponder over fear qaq
Miss Chu Wanning
Result: pass
The reason given by Xue Meng: My mother said that the woman Kefu with fierce eyes on her eyes...
Miss Mei Hanxue
Result: pass
The reason given by Xue Meng: She is very beautiful and looks a bit mixed, but I sent her photo to one of my classmates. There are more than 100 men in that group, and suddenly it jumped out of eighty Many of them said they had slept with her... I was instantly stunned. The key point is that she is still my father's friend's daughter. I don't know if I should tell my father's friend about this situation and let her take care of her daughter. , what to do, in a hurry, online and so on.
The above is the blind date record of Xue Meng, a straight man who has the throne to inherit. Tomorrow's small theater will update the inner feelings of the young ladies and Xue Meng after the blind date.
Miss Nangongsi: tmd is so good, this guy is really weird! tomorrow! Let the old lady come to spit about this bird thing, straight male cancer! It's flamboyant!