On the day when Chu Wanning's retreat ended, an uninvited guest came to the top of life and death.
"Tuk Tuk Tuk."
Early in the morning, the door of the red lotus water pavilion was knocked anxiously.
Mo Ran is serving Chu Wanning to change clothes. This person has just finished his practice. After ten days of meditation, the whole person is a little confused. Hearing the knock on the door, he said rather coldly: "Please come in."
Ink burning: "Pfft."
"… why are you laughing?"
"Master has set up an enchantment at the door. Except for me and Xue Meng, who can get in?"
Chu nightning only remembered this, and raised his hand to untie the enchantment. Outside, a disciple with a message came, full of alcohol, like a headless fly: "Elder Yuheng, it's not good, there is a big monster at the door of the Danxin Palace!"
The two looked at each other and immediately rushed to the Danxin Palace.
Far away, Mo Ran saw a huge gourd spinning around in the square, and a group of elders and disciples watched dumbfoundedly.
Ink burns: "... big demon?"
Fat Gourd: "Gulu Gulu Bo."
Seeing Chu Wanning and Mo Ran coming, Xue Zhengyi's eyes lit up and slapped his thigh: "Ah! Yuheng! It's time to wake up! It's saved and saved, come on!"
Chu nightning is still a little stunned, but he is born cold, even if he is stunned, his face is still very unpredictable: "Huh?"
"It's another monster that escaped from the Golden Drum Tower." Xue Zhengyi grimaced, angry and funny, "Lai don't leave here - wine-colored gourd!"
Chu nightning looked up at the big gourd that was running wildly. The two were tall and exuded the luster of mother-of-pearl. There was a burst of pink smoke from the mouth of the gourd. demon.
Chu nightning said: "This monster does not hurt people."
"But it fills people with wine!"
This statement is true. The wine-colored gourd drives a group of young disciples to run around the field. As long as they catch up with one, they will immediately open a hole and start spraying wine into their mouths.
Chu nightning: "..."
"I heard that it only convinces people who drink better than it." Xue Zhengyi eagerly said, "Yuheng, look..."
Chu nightning helped the forehead corner with some headache, swept off the field, summoned Tianwen, and stood in front of the wine gourd.
"Don't run away," he said. "I'll drink with you."
The fat gourd was overjoyed, swayed back and forth, the cracked mouth immediately rose, and a small arrow of wine was sprayed towards Chu Wanning Qingjun's face. , everyone only saw the golden light shining, and the fat gourd was tightly restrained by Tian Wen.
"Another way to drink, do you have a cup?"
"Gulu Bo!" A small gourd scoop was spit out from the crack of the fat gourd, filled with wine, "Boom!"
Chu nightning sat on the ground under everyone's attention, and drank with the wine-colored gourd.
"Guru Bobo!"
"Okay, another one."
"Boom!"
"Is there any pear blossom white?"
"Boom boom boom!"
Xue Zhengyi said in amazement: "Yuheng, you seem to understand what it says?"
"Well." Chu nightning said, "You can always understand a little bit of this type of monster."
Wine-colored gourd: "Boom!"
The ink burned and smiled: "Master, what did he say this time?"
Chu nightning: "I was chatting with me and said that it has not been in the sun for a long time."
The wine-colored gourd looked very happy. It didn't know why, but it obviously understood the words of Chu Wanning, so it approached him intimately, and poured him a big scoop of wine diligently.
"This time it's pear blossom white?"
"Boom!"
"I don't love daughter Hong."
"Boom..." The wine-colored gourd slammed down the wine and replaced it.
Everyone was stunned, all speechless.
Seeing this person and a demon drink from morning to noon, people are not drunk, the demon is happy, everyone is stunned, and more and more people gather at the entrance of the Danxin Palace.
Xue Meng and Shi Mei also came.
When the ink burned to see the teacher, he remembered the previous misunderstanding, and felt guilty in his heart, so he wanted to take the initiative to apologize to him. Unexpectedly, when the teacher saw him, he turned and left.
Xue Meng saw the doorway and stabbed the ink with his elbow: "He seems to be still angry that you misunderstood him last time."
The ink burned and was a little worried: "What should I do?"
"Talk to him, you are like this, I am not a person inside and outside." Xue Meng said, "Go quickly, there is nothing for you here anyway."
Mo Ran glanced at Chu Wanning, who was fighting with the wine gourd, and felt that there would be no problem for a while, so he said to Xue Meng: "Then I will go to him first, don't go here, look at the master , if anything happens, let me know right away."
It didn't take much effort to catch up with the teacher, and the ink burned to call him in front of Wujianping: "Master!"
"… "
"Teacher!"
The teacher stopped, turned around, and looked at him quietly: "A burning is looking for me?"
"No..." Mo Ran waved his hand and frowned, "I came to tell you that what happened last time was really bad for me."
"What are you talking about?"
The ink burned for a while, and opened his eyes slightly: "What?"
The teacher's expression was still light and gentle, and the wind was blowing. He stroked the broken hair on his sideburns: "It's the red lotus waterside, you misunderstood what I want to do to the master. When you were eating together in Yuliang Village, you didn't Sit at a table with me. Or even earlier, when Master wakes up, I will bring you wine, and you haven't said a few words to me from beginning to end. Which one?"
I didn't expect him to mention the things that happened so long ago. The ink burned for a while, and it took a long time to say: "You... you were angry with me so early?"
The teacher shook his head: "Angry is not counted, but it will also care."
"… "
"A Ran, since the teacher respected the students, you have been deliberately alienating me."
The ink burned and was speechless. He is indeed deliberately alienating the teacher. The two of them used to go so close, so close that Chu nightning could see it clearly.
Just because I always felt that something was missing. When I was young, the layer of window paper between them was not pierced. Later, the ink burned to understand my own mind, and I didn't know how to deal with the relationship between the teacher and the teacher-
He had thought about talking to the teacher, but he felt it was inappropriate.
He has never confessed to the teacher, and he doesn't know what kind of feelings he has for himself in the teacher's heart. If he rushes over to express that he wants to clear the relationship, it would be too abrupt and self-righteous.
So his last thought was to slowly fade away.
The teacher stared at him quietly, and after a while, he said: "When you first came to the peak of life and death, I told you that I have no parents, no mother, and not many friends. From then on, we are a family. "
"… Um."
"Then why did you change?"
The ink burned very sad, and he was suddenly a little confused in his heart, and he didn't know why he was so alienated from the teacher.
Since he came back from the ghost world, has the words he and the teacher said add up to more than a hundred sentences
There used to be two people who were inseparable, but now they are drifting apart, and the ink burns hesitantly, whether he has done too much.
He said, "I'm sorry."
"... There's nothing to be sorry for." The teacher turned his eyes away, "Forget it, that's it."
"Don't be angry. When you are angry, I... don't feel well, you have always been good to me."
The teacher finally smiled lightly: "I am very good to you, what about the master?"
The ink burned: "This is different."
The teacher looked at the distant mountain Qingdai and said: "I remember you told me before that I treated you well and gave you a lot of warmth. What about the master?"
The ink burned: "He gave me life."
The teacher didn't answer for a long time, and finally sighed: "Furu also."
Mo Ran looked at him like this, and he felt more and more uncomfortable, saying: "There is nothing to compare, people are different, you-"
The teacher didn't wait for him to finish his words, turned his face, turned against the wind, raised his hand and patted the burning chest: "Okay, you don't have to say it. I know what you mean, in fact, I'm not that careless. , but you misunderstood me like this before, I'm really sad."
"Um… "
"Let's turn the page, don't think about it anymore."
The ink burned and the black eyes were warm and moist, and nodded for a while, almost gratefully: "Okay."
The teacher was slender and leaned against the jade fence of Wujianping. He looked at the forest below, and after a while—
"Let's go back."
"What did you want to say that year?"
Almost at the same time, the ink burned for a while: "Which year?"
The teacher said: "The year when the sky split."
The ink burned and then remembered that Caidie Zhentian cracked, and his unspoken confession was frozen for a while.
The teacher said: "You didn't finish a sentence with me at the beginning. I don't know what you want to say. Can I ask you now?"
Mo Ran just wanted to answer, and suddenly heard a loud noise from the Danxin Temple behind him.
He and the teacher's face changed, and the ink burned: "It's the teacher's side!"
The teacher had no time to chat, and said: "Go back and have a look."
The two of them swept back to the main hall, and when they reached the gate of the Danxin Hall, they found that there was a second fat gourd in the huge square.
The ink burned and said: "What is this?!"
Xue Zhengyi covered his face and said, "The wine-colored gourd."
"How many are there?!"
"Two, one wine, one color. They are twins." Xue Zhengyi almost exploded. "It's just the younger brother who is fighting with Yuheng, and it's just the older brother who is here now."
The ink burned his eyebrows and twitched, and it took a while to react: "The wine gourd likes to fight with people, that color gourd..." He turned blue and looked at the pink fat gourd that was spinning around.
Xue Zhengyi is not without embarrassment: "The color gourd can do all the temptations in the world, and it only obeys the orders of the most pure people."
The ink burned and turned his head: "Xue Meng!!"
The teacher said "Hey" and said: "Why is Xue Meng not here? Where did you go?"
Xue Zhengyi pointed at the color gourd: "... He has been tested in the gourd, and he said he wants to share the worries for Yuheng."
The ink burned with a sigh of relief: "That's okay, if even Xue Meng is not pure in this world, there will be no pure people."
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a "bang" explosion.
Xue Meng was sprayed out of the gourd mouth of the color gourd, and fell heavily in the middle of the crowd.
The teacher said stunned: "What's wrong?"
Another person was surprised: "Isn't even the young master..."
"Cough, cough." Xue Meng blushed and stood up from the ground staggeringly, with a pair of sullen and shy eyes, roaring at the color gourd, "You-you evildoer, you, you, you are shameless. !!"
The ink burned back and forth, and Xue Meng didn't know when he had changed to a set of golden red robes. He only felt funny and curious: "What's going on?"
Xue Zhengyi just held his forehead and was speechless.
The teacher said: "I have heard of this, the color gourd is not actually lustful, but infatuated. It wants to find the cleanest, most infatuated partner in the world, and there is no one in the heart to marry. It is said that the person who was absorbed into the gourd, They'll all be in a new house."
"… and then?"
"Then the primordial spirit of the color gourd will take on the appearance of a bride or a groom, but both the bride and the groom have their faces covered, and they have to wait for the other party to reveal it."
The ink burned: "Is it the color gourd deity that you see when you uncover it?"
"Naturally not, what you see will vary from person to person. If you have a sweetheart, you will see the appearance of your sweetheart. If you don't have a sweetheart, but lustful, it is said that what you see will be..." Shi Yan coughed, A little embarrassed, "A stunning man or woman without an inch of thread. Only the purest person can see the appearance of the color gourd."
The ink burned in disbelief and turned to look at Xue Meng, who was so angry that he was smoking: "What did Xue Meng see?"
He really can't believe that Xue Meng can have a sweetheart, but he never believes that Xue Meng can see any naked beauties or handsome men in his eyes.
But Xue Meng was actually thrown out by the color gourd, and watching the color gourd jumping and rolling in the same place, it was unbearable, and it was obvious that Xue Meng had a good joke.
The teacher couldn't bear it, and he helped Xue Meng and said: "It may be that the color gourd misjudged..."
Before he finished speaking, he heard Xue Meng pull out of Longcheng, pointed to the color gourd and roared: "You fucking turned into my own illusion to confuse me! You also let me wear women's clothes in the illusion!!! You , You bastard gourd!! You dare to humiliate me!!!"
"..." Many disciples at the top of life and death, including Mo Ran, were silent for a moment, wanting to bear it, but they couldn't bear it, and they all laughed out loud.
The most narcissistic is Xue Ziming, the peacock opens the screen and the narcissus shines, and the newlywed girl transformed from the color gourd, Xue Meng raised her head and saw her face with heavy makeup—
"It's reasonable." Mo Ran tried his best to endure it, not letting himself laugh too exaggeratedly, and nodded pertinently, "Xue Meng is a girl, it should be very beautiful."
Before he was finished, he heard Xue Zhengyi shouting with a headache: "Yuheng, why don't you settle the wine gourd, this color gourd, will you also help to treat it?"
The author has something to say:
Small theater "Xue Mengxing Zhuan" eg version, occ has it, don't take it seriously~
Miss Xue Mengmeng's recruitment requirements:
Man, the force cannot be lower than me, and the appearance cannot be lower than me. Since my family has the queen to inherit, I think there is a reason for my willfulness. I hope that the other party can earn a million a month and can buy it in the second ring of the imperial capital. I can afford a courtyard house, I can contract the entire Qi-refining path of Confucianism, I can cut off Jiang Xi's dog's head, and I can be filial to my parents. In addition, I hope that the other party can turn over all the salary to me after getting married. During the Chinese New Year and festivals, they must give me a red envelope of 99999 (forget the Qingming Festival), and they need cash. It is cool enough to take pictures and send them to the circle of friends. Cousin Mo Weiyu is jealous.
Most importantly, I'm looking for an honest person that my mom likes, thank you.
After reading Miss Xue's marriage request, the reactions of the male protagonists.
Ink burning: Now the heterosexual market requirements are so terrible? Luckily I got it.
Chu nightning: Fortunately, I am doing the base.
Teacher: Fortunately, I am doing the foundation.
Nangong Si: Why did the woman who scolded my prince as sick last time appeared again
Ye Wangxi: Fortunately, I am a woman.
Mei Hanxue: Fortunately... Is it too late to start a foundation now