There are three most arrogant and innocent people on the top of life and death.
Xue Meng.
Greedy Wolf Elder.
Chu nightning.
Xue Meng has been thrown out by the color gourd. The elder greedy wolf is not a wife. He once married a wife in his early years, but the woman was weak and died shortly after marriage. It is said that the elder greedy wolf is not willing to study medicine. Then see someone around you leave because of illness.
So only Chu nightning is left.
"Elder Yuheng can definitely settle it."
"Yeah, the young master can't do it, you can only rely on the master of the young master."
The ink burned on the side and sounded angry, but there was no way, only standing.
Unable to do anything, Mo Ran was rushed to the doctor, and he said to Xue Zhengyi: "How about, let me try it?"
Xue Zhengyi looked at him back and forth, and said quite euphemistically: "Ran'er, to surrender the color gourd, the first requirement is that there has been no love history."
Ink burning: "..."
Over there, the wine gourd has been dizzy by Chu nightning, and finally fell to the ground with a plop, and the blue smoke dissipated, becoming a small jasper gourd, lying quietly on the ground. Xue Zhengyi stepped forward and put the wine gourd into the Qiankun bag, and said happily: "Haha, it really deserves to be Yuheng, come, color gourd color gourd."
Chu nightning looked as usual, but his eyelashes fell, and he did not want to look directly at Xue Zhengyi: "Don't go."
Xue Zhengyi was stunned, not to mention he was stunned, all the disciples and elders around were stunned.
"Why, why?"
"...Drinking too much, tired."
Xue Zhengyi is not stupid, and a thousand cups are not drunk. This sentence is not a false statement.
He stared at the cold and cold man in white, and looked at Chu night Ning impatiently, turning his sleeves. Xue Zhengyi was suddenly stunned, and he blurted out: "Yuheng, shouldn't you—"
Chu nightning's ears suddenly turned red, he looked back in anger, and the phoenix eyes were like electricity: "What nonsense?"
Xue Zhengyi has not said the words "not a room", and he can't stand it. How is it possible in his heart, who is Chu Wanning
Wan Ye Yuheng, Big Dipper Immortal Venerable, if he ever had a dewy relationship, who would believe it
Xue Zhengyong patted his legs anxiously: "Then you, then try it out, otherwise this gourd keeps wandering around here. Although it doesn't hurt people, it's troublesome. And the wine-colored gourd skin is hard, I'm afraid it will take three years to five years. It can't even peel off a single layer of its skin."
"..." Chu nightning's eyes swept across the crowd, and all the disciples looked at him eagerly, only Mo Ran was ashamed, a little shy and hard to hide and stared at himself.
Chu nightning scolded in his heart. But at this moment, I am in a dilemma. If I leave my sleeves, I am afraid that there will be more right and wrong in the future. After thinking about it, I said: "Then I will try."
In the blink of an eye, the color gourd put Chu nightning into the gourd belly, and then shook his head on the spot. The disciples at the top of life and death have no doubts, and they all believe that Chu nightning will go in, and the color gourd will certainly be surrendered by him, only the ink burns and knows it—
The most innocent immortal in the world was already on that rainy night not long ago, in the dark inn in Wuchang Town, on the bed where lips and teeth were kissing each other on a blind date.
Soiled by my own hands.
Chu nightning opened his eyes.
There is no heaven and earth in the belly of this gourd, and it is a dream of its own.
As in the legend, the red candle shines brightly in the color gourd, and the happy tent hangs down. Going forward, I saw a big red rosewood bed covered with thick quilts, sprinkled with peanuts and red dates, and felt mattresses, tents, and quilts.
An old woman who looked like a gourd was standing at the door of the conservatory. She was smiling and had long blue hair. She grinned, and even her teeth were blue.
Chu nightning knew that he would never surrender to the color gourd, and he was too lazy to talk nonsense, so he stepped forward and said to the old woman: "Grandma, just send me out, you don't have to let me lift my head."
The old woman said cheerfully, "Hmmmmmm."
"… "
I didn't expect that the old woman could not understand human language, and she was not as smart as Jiu Hulu, so she couldn't understand what Chu Wanning meant. Chu nightning had no choice but to sigh and bite the bullet and walked to the bed.
There was a man sitting on the bed, with dark dragon pattern embroidered on his jacket, phoenix feathers embroidered on his lower robes, feet on red legs, with a hijab falling, and his face could not be seen clearly.
The old woman staggered and walked over calmly, with a smog in her hand, and a sapphire Ruyi emerged, handed it to Chu Wanning, and then made a gesture of invitation.
Although Chu nightning can't accept the appearance of the ink burning in a bridal dress, it is slightly disgusting to think about it, but thinking about the fact that he played a ghost wedding bride in Caidie Town, he also felt that the ink burning was ugly, and he didn't look at it. .
"… "
Yes, that's right. Disgusting is disgusting, don't look at it, don't look at it.
Chu night Ning Qing stood for a moment with a face, took a deep breath, and then stepped forward.
The old woman urged: "Hmmmmmm."
"Understood, don't worry."
Ruyi rises, the red silk falls.
Chu nightning opened his eyes slightly: "You are..."
Between the phoenix candles, a man wearing a nine-pearl crown raised his eyes, the light and shadow flowed on his pale and handsome face, a pair of black eyes mocked and ridiculed, he raised his chin slightly and smiled at Chu Wanning. .
Chu nightning couldn't help but stunned -
It's true that this person is burning ink, but his face is really morbidly fair, his eyes are sullen, and the whole person's expression is quite strange.
"Well, it seems that in Wanning's heart, he still can't forget this seat." Seeing him stunned, the man stretched out his hand and suddenly grabbed Chu Wanning's wrist. His fingertips were cold, staring at Chu Wanning's eyes, fierce and ruthless, like a vulture.
The ink burned and grinned, but the smile was not warm, but white teeth.
"This seat is very pleased."
…what a mess!
Chu nightning is both angry and funny, thinking that this color gourd is afraid of being stupid in the golden drum tower, and the people who have changed are so inexplicable.
"release."
The ink burned did not let go.
Chu nightning turned his head to the blue-haired old lady and said, "Let him let go."
The voice did not fall, the "bride" stood up quickly, Chu nightning only had time to see the bead on his head shaking, the waist was tight, the sky was spinning, and when he returned to his senses, he had been pushed in the golden red On the bed, the ink burned and leaned over, pressing him tightly, and he was going to break his face.
"It seems that you enjoy the taste this seat gives you?" The man's hot breath sprayed on the side of his neck, "so that you can't forget me..."
Chu nightning frowned and avoided dodging, and the words scolding the coloring gourd in his heart were simply too absurd.
The ink burning has always been gentle and polite, and he is very disciplined. How could he speak to himself like this? He was embarrassed and funny, annoyed and at a loss, and he avoided it for a while, causing the pillow and banquet to be messy.
Suddenly, between the electric light and flint, Chu nightning squinted his eyes, looked at the golden and red quilt, and suddenly remembered something—
Dream.
He froze for a moment.
Then his face turned red.
This, this is his dream.
In the dream, the ink burns like this, with harsh and exciting words in the mouth, and the actions and behaviors are very rough, without pity.
So this is not an illusion created by the color gourd at will, but the shady imaginings in his own heart? This idea is too shameful, and it makes Chu night Ning so embarrassed, extremely embarrassed, and even the tip of his ear is hot.
"baby… "
Suddenly, it was hot and humid, and in the night of Chu Ning's distraction, Mo Ran had kissed his earrings, greedy and evil, and inserted his tongue into the ear vortex.
"what… "
Chu nightning was caught off guard, and was shocked by the sudden strong stimulation. This sound was hoarse and moist, full of water vapor.
The sound has been exported, which is even more shameful.
But I don't know why, the scene in front of me is too real. It seems that I have kissed and entangled with Mo Ran a long time ago. Chu nightning was made by him on the bed, and Mo Ran couldn't help kissing his neck, cheeks, ears. side, the action is rough and rapid.
He was anxious and angry, and even the ends of his eyes were red. He wanted to struggle, but he couldn't take it off, until the "ink burning" lips were about to fall on his lips—
"boom!"
Suddenly, "ink burning" seemed to sense something. He froze for a moment, staring at Chu Wanning in disbelief.
Taking this opportunity, Chu nightning pushed him away, the golden light in his hand was shining, and Tianwen had suddenly lit up, and he slashed towards the "ink burning" in this illusion.
Seeing the light of the question that day, the "ink burning" was even more astonished, and blurted out: "You turned out to be... you turned out to be..."
The willow vines fell, and the fireworks were scattered.
"Ink burning" was painful, but did not resist, but widened his eyes in astonishment, and after a while, a thin puff of smoke rose.
The cyan-haired old lady disappeared, and the "ink burning" also disappeared.
In the flower candle conservatory, kneeling a strange young man with cyan hair, pointed ears, and an extremely handsome face.
Chu night Ning Yu's anger has not disappeared, got up from the couch, grabbed his open clothes, a pair of affectionate and angry phoenix eyes stared at this guy, his voice was low and dangerous, like an angered tiger and leopard.
He gritted his teeth and said, "Bastard."
This young man is the primordial spirit of "color gourd". The color gourd stares at Chu Wanning, his face is no color, and he is frightened and afraid: "It's you..."
Chu nightning was annoyed and turned his head suddenly to stare at him: "What is I and you?"
The color gourd was trembling with fright, and threw a thud to the ground, and kowtowed again and again: "I don't know what the younger generation is..." He seemed to be afraid to say the name of Chu Wanning, trembled, and continued to kowtow hard, "Please immortal Please forgive your sins, please forgive your sins.”
"… "
In the early years, Chu Ning slayed demons and eliminated demons, and subdued many ghosts and ghosts. "Tianwen" was famous among those cows, ghosts and snakes. There was a little demon who was so scared that he didn't dare to move when he saw him.
But I didn't expect this color gourd to have the same virtue.
Chu nightning accepted Tianwen, with a gloomy face, got up from the couch, stared at the young man who couldn't stop kowtow, and said for a while, "Send me out."
"Yes Yes!"
Where did the color gourd dare to neglect, and immediately recited the mantra, only to hear a "bang", and the smoke rose in place, Chu nightning was so fascinated by the fog that he couldn't open his eyes, and when the fog dissipated, he could see the things in front of him clearly , he has returned to the square in front of the Danxin Palace.
A few people gathered around immediately.
"Master, are you alright?"
"Yuheng, you cleaned up so well!"
"Master, Master, are you injured?"
The smoke had a smell of gourd rot, and Chu nightning was a little dizzy. After a while, he noticed that the color gourd had disappeared. On the bluestone plate in front of him, there was a small peach-colored leather shell lying quietly. gourd.
Chu nightning thought about the illusion just now, but it was still a little shameful. He didn't want to say more, but said to Xue Zhengyi inexplicably: "Take these two gourds and put them in the town demon tower. ."
Xue Zhengyi said: "Okay... uh..."
But the eyes stopped on Chu nightning, back and forth, quite hesitant.
Chu nightning was stared at by him: "What's the matter?"
"… nothing."
However, Xue Zhengyi's expression is definitely not saying "nothing", and Chu nightning suddenly found that in addition to him, the people around him were secretly looking at him with a curious and funny look. Chu nightning turned his head, and even the ink burned and looked at him a little embarrassedly, and the wheat-colored face was a little red.
"how… "
This time, "it" has not been asked, and Chu nightning knows the reason.
He looked down and saw his clothes.
It turned out that I don't know when, about the moment when he entered the belly of the color gourd, the clothes on his body were replaced with a golden crown and auspicious robe similar to Xue Meng. Clothes to wear.
Chu nightning: "..."
The matter of Elder Yuheng's auspicious clothing to subdue the demon quickly became a topic of discussion at the top of life and death.
And what the disciples are most keen to discuss is-"I don't know who Elder Yuheng married in the belly of the gourd."
Some people don't think their life is short, and they say happily: "It must be a fairy-like beauty."
Some people think that they have a long life and wink their eyes: "Maybe he is a god-like man?"
Some people cherished their lives, so they said solemnly: "The elder lifted the hood, and what he saw should be the color gourd itself, if he saw something else, the color gourd would not be happy, and he would have no way to subdue this monster. "
Everyone disliked this coward who cherished his life, and they all thought he was boring, shook his head and dispersed.
However, there is also a most heroic warrior who is not afraid of death at the top of life and death—
On this day, the weather was gloomy, and the morning repairs were suspended. The ink burned quietly and brought snacks early in the morning, and slipped away to the red lotus waterside, while people were not paying attention.
After the two of them had eaten, the "celestial beauty" and "the beautiful man of the gods" in the crowd took the hand of Chu Wanning with a smile and asked: "Master, you are in the color gourd, but did you marry me?"
The author has something to say:
Small Theater "This is a wide-cough report on buying a car"
0.5: Do you think I am not human
2.0: … You are indeed not human.
0.5: Forget it, I look down on a man like you who started dating from holding hands. Look at this seat, one second after appearing on the stage, the person has already pushed it, and if it is not an illusion, the car will arrive.
2.0: When buying a brake, please buy a 2.0 brand, and never hesitate.
0.5: Buy the accelerator, look for the stepping on the Xianjun card, and step on it as soon as you say it.