Someone in the rivers and lakes once said that the most miserable business in this world is not a funeral official, not a beggar, but an inn.
Throughout the ages, masters from all walks of life seem to have a special liking for inns. They secretly cheat in the inn, fight in the inn, fight for jealousy in the inn... There are also people like Ta Xianjun and Xue Zhangmen, who are obviously the brothers' housework. You can take two steps and roll back to the top of the mountain for a decisive battle, but they have their stubbornness.
In this regard, the innkeeper, an old lady, was very angry.
Leaning on crutches, she walked out tremblingly, and for some unknown reason, she reported herself to her family: "I, Shi Longxia, old lady."
The three of them didn't know what to say about this opening, so they looked at each other.
In the end, he stepped on Xianjun and waved his hand, and said: "I, Mo Weiyu, the emperor."
He pointed to Chu Wanning again: "He, Chu Wanning, Xianzun."
Pointed to Xue Meng again: "He... Forget it, he is not famous."
Xue Meng: "???"
Stepping on Xianjun said: "Just ask if you are afraid."
The old lady Shi Longxia was not afraid of force and violence, and dared to fight against the evil forces. She swept the mess with her crutches and dropped six big words: "You guys, your morals are too bad!!!"
Xue Meng's face turned red.
Chu nightning's face is not good-looking.
Treading Xianjun folded his arms, disapprovingly, and even quite unconvinced: "Hey, you little old lady, why are you ignorant? Don't you know the heroic deeds of this seat? Is there a king's land in the world, if not this seat? In that world-destroying torrent, you displayed your mighty power, your little shabby inn has long been washed into pieces of wood and bricks, so what if you smashed a few tables and several rooms?"
Chu nightning said sternly: "Mo Weiyu!"
Ta Xianjun coughed: "It's a big deal, the big deal is that this seat loses money, you can say how much you want! One hundred taels of silver is always enough!"
Shopkeeper Shi Longxia was unmoved by the money, still angrily staring at them with his cheeks pinched, repeating those six words sonorously and forcefully: "You guys, your morals are too bad!!!"
"Hey you-"
Xue Meng pushed away Step Xianjun, took a few steps forward awkwardly, and said to the shopkeeper: "Old man, I'm so sorry, my temper is too violent. I also stabbed a few holes in the roof. I apologize to you, and I will compensate you for the loss according to the price. Do you think this is okay?"
After finishing speaking, I looked back at Chu nightning: "Master, do you think this is okay?"
Chu nightning hadn't spoken yet, and the little old lady used a cane to slam the ground again, and repeated angrily: "Morality-"
"The morals are too bad." Step Xianjun interjected, rolled his eyes, and said impatiently, "Oh, no, old lady, what are you going to do? You have to apologize for the money, and the morals are too bad. Besides, you don't look at the monk's face, do you also look at the Buddha's face? You say that this seat has poor morality, and this seat has no opinion at all. You say that Xue Meng's morality is poor, and this seat does not want to talk to you about anything. But you always Don't you know who he is?"
Said to drag Chu nightning over.
"Are you blind?"
Chu nightning flicked his sleeves and wanted to free his sleeves from the palms of Xianjun's fingers, his sword eyebrows raised, and he said angrily: "Go to the side."
"I won't get out of this seat." Not only did Ta Xianjun not let go, but he snorted, forcibly pulling him to his body, reaching out and pinching his chin, licking his lips in a low voice and saying, "You have the ability. Play coquettish with me."
Xue Meng: "..."
Chu nightning: "... courting death!"
The old lady doesn't seem to really buy the account of the savior, and still has a crutch and a pestle, humming and chirping: "Morality is really bad!!!"
Everyone looked at each other, and this time even Chu Wanning didn't know how to talk to her.
Just as the three illustrious immortals were in a dark corner on the second floor of the inn, they were unable to get rid of them with a few words by an old lady who was so rude and helpless, when suddenly there was a creaking sound from the entrance of the stairs. With the sound of creaking footsteps, a half-year-old little girl ran upstairs, wrapped her arms around the shopkeeper's arm, turned her head and said to them, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! It's clear, she doesn't know what's going on outside, she doesn't know you, and she doesn't know who you are."
Xue Meng snorted and said: "No wonder, it turned out to be like this..."
Ta Xianjun was also stunned for a moment, and he coughed uncomfortably, and said in a low voice: "Then why didn't she say it earlier..."
"Huh?" The little girl blinked suspiciously, "No, every time my grandma talks to someone, she will definitely tell others at the beginning."
"What did she tell the others?"
"I'm a deaf and blind old lady."
Chu nightning: "..."
Xue Meng: "..."
Stepping Xianjun turned his head: "Who thought her name was Shi Longxia just now?"
Xue Meng said angrily: "Isn't it your dog!"
Because they smashed the old lady's shop, they couldn't find a carpenter to come to repair it, but the sky was dark and it seemed like it was going to rain at any time, so the three of them took the initiative to stay and help the shopkeeper before the heavy rain. Repair the building properly.
The three of them, one is a mecha master, one has been used to hard times since childhood, and one Xue Meng often helps Xue Zhengyi, working together to get busy together, repairing a table, chair, bench, roof or something is not a problem.
When the last piece of broken beam was repaired, there was a torrential rain outside, and the entire town of impermanence was shrouded in an earthly mist. The old lady's little granddaughter saw that the rain was too heavy, so she simply left them here for a short stay and went back the next day when the rain stopped.
In fact, for Chu Wanning's group, it is not difficult to open an enchantment to return to the mountain, but it is still a little troublesome after all, and the three of them may not have been together for a long time.
Rain can't trap people, only the heart can trap people.
Chu nightning saw that Xue Meng had been looking at himself, sighed, and said to the little shopkeeper: "Then disturb the store."
"You're welcome, you're welcome!" The little girl knew exactly who was in front of her, her cheeks flushed with joy, and she jumped three times to prepare dinner and the room.
The atmosphere of this meal was very delicate.
Mo Ran once said yes, their master and apprentice three are not suitable to stay under one roof at all. Although Xue Meng misses them very much, and really wants to go back to the days when they were inseparable, but some windows are broken when they are broken, and they are just self-deceiving. It is impossible for them to pretend that nothing happened and get along as before.
Can Xue Meng pretend not to know what their relationship is? Obviously not.
Therefore, although he has been trying to chat with Chu Wanning, he always feels awkward, especially when he was told that in Taobao Mountain Villa, Chu Wanning used to be in front of him, separated by a curtain. Possessed by ink burning. Although it's been a long time since it happened and the most intense sense of collapse is long gone, when he sits next to them together, he still can't help but think back to the verse, and then he can start imagining uncontrollably...
Chu nightning and ink burning...
His master and his cousin...
Uh…
He actually wanted to know if Chu nightning was bullied so badly that he didn't dare to resist. After all, the ink-burning fellow was too unreliable. But he didn't dare to ask, and he didn't dare to say it, so he had to look at Chu Wanning several times, but he stopped talking—
"Master..."
"Um?"
"...you eat more meat."
"Master..."
"Um."
"...you eat more meat."
"Master..."
"… "
"...You still eat more meat."
The so-called one-shot and three-year-old exhaustion, Xue Meng felt that he was a little exhausted. And Step Xianjun watched Xue Zhangmen flatter the Big Dipper Immortal Venerable, uncharacteristically did not block, but instead looked like he didn't care, biting his bones and sneering.
A table of three ate silently. In the end, Chu nightning couldn't stand the weird atmosphere and got up and said, "I went back to the room."
Stepping Xianjun said: "Okay, I won't send it."
Chu nightning looked gloomy and walked away.
Xue Meng finally couldn't help it, and slammed the chopsticks: "The ink burns!"
Ta Xianjun bit his bones lazily: "What are you doing, then look for the sun?"
"You—" gritted his teeth, "you ignorant thing!!"
"Where did this seat provoke you? Chief Daoist Gai?"
"… What?"
"Gai Shilangwa Gai Daochang."
Xue Meng almost jumped up and strangled Step Xianjun to death. The two of them jumped and gasped. They stared at each other across a table. Xue Meng patted the table and said: "You said! Why do you betray the master! "
"Hey, no, Xue Meng, your dog's legs are not such a dog. Before you unravel the illusion spell, you said that he was sorry for this seat. He is Chen Shimei in the comprehension world, keeping pace with Jiang Xi, you yourself said."
"That's because you took it out of context!" Xue Meng shouted angrily, "What left you alone in the empty room, obviously he was already... already..."
They have all turned into ashes for them and the world.
Even if the misunderstanding is solved and the whole story is known, this past is an inescapable scale for Xue Meng and Ta Xianjun.
Ta Xianjun glared at him immediately: "Don't say it."
"I'm not going to say it anymore."
After staring at each other for a while, Xue Meng said: "Anyway, I don't believe that the master will be unfaithful to others. The person who digs your corner must be made up by you!"
"Not in this seat!"
"Then who are you talking about?"
"It's that hypocrite from Master Mo!"
"You..." Xue Meng suddenly choked, he was even a little stunned, stunned for a long time, choked for a while, he finally reacted, slammed his hands on the table and stood up, angrily said, "You are crazy!! "
"I've been making trouble for so long, and I've wasted so much time with you. It turned out to be listening to you slap yourself in the face! You even eat your own vinegar and you're sick! You, you... You really should go to Guyueye for treatment!! Do I make an appointment with Jiang Xi for you? Report my name and save money!!!"
"Oh?" Ta Xianjun is a man who is particularly sensitive in certain aspects. He raised his head very quickly, bypassing obstacles and hitting the blind spot: "Wait, why can you save money by reporting your name?"
"I-"
Ta Xianjun narrowed his eyes: "When did you have such a good relationship with Jiang Yechen?"
"me… "
Xue Meng "me" for a long time, but I don't know at all.
If it is said that Step Xianjun has lived for two lifetimes and there is nothing that he does not know, it is probably the mystery of Xue Meng's life experience. In fact, the fact that Jiang Xi is Xue Meng's father has been kept secret by Mrs. Wang. After Mrs. Wang and Xue Zhengyi passed away, only their father and son knew it in their hearts, and the world did not know.
Stepping Xianjun naturally couldn't think of the true relationship between Xue Meng and Jiang Xi. He looked at Xue Meng's small face from white to red, from red to blue, and finally he couldn't help but have a hard look. Suddenly, a flash of light in his mind, suddenly Such as Daigo empowerment suddenly realized.
-what! Could it be…
I see! !
Stepping Xianjun himself likes an old and cold man like Chu Wanning, and pushes himself to others, and feels that other men must also have this taste. So I thought about it for a moment, and looked at Xue Meng with admiration. While watching, I sighed in my heart, I really can't see it...
"Don't say it." Ta Xianjun suddenly lost his anger, he got up, filled a glass of wine with a heroic attitude, raised it in admiration and drank it, and then took out the empty wine glass and praised, "Xue Meng ah, Shibei will be that person for three days... Cough, I am impressed, you are really capable! Congratulations to you!"
Xue Meng: "???"
I have to say that Xue Meng has too little contact with Mo Ran under the personality of Ta Xianjun. He is used to getting along with his upright cousin Mo Zongshi, and he did not realize a very important point: talking to Ta Xianjun, "capable" This word is often not the kind of meaning that normal people would understand.
Until Xue Meng was stunned by him, he poured a glass of wine and poured a glass, and he didn't react to what the "brother, you are really capable" said by Step Xianjun, and what was "congratulations" congratulating him.
He could only vaguely hear Ta Xianjun leaning beside him and asked: "Hey, how do you feel about it? Is it good? Are you strong enough?"
Xue Meng thought he was talking about wine, and hummed: "Why is it not enough, it's too strong... I just can't stand it..."
Dizzy, more and more want to vomit, ink burning this dog thing actually poured his burning knife.
No, he is going to complain to the master...
I wanted to go to Chu Wanning's room, but I was stopped by Step Xianjun. Xue Meng's eyes were straight, and I don't know why Ta Xianjun was suddenly so enthusiastic, he said vaguely: "You, what are you doing?"
Treading Xianjun grabbed Xue Meng and raised his eyebrows: "There are thousands of cups of confidants in the wine, and we finally have a chat, what are you shy about. This seat tells you, in fact, it is your character, Ben You have long thought that no girl can stand you, it's not easy for you to be enlightened, listen to my brother--"
Xue Meng couldn't stand anymore, his face was blue: "Let go, I... I think... "
Ta Xianjun doesn't care what he thinks.
He only felt that Xue Meng rarely understood so much that this younger brother finally learned from him and understood that Sleeping Immortal Venerable was the most meaningful thing in the world.
First, my elder brother favored Wan Ye Yuheng Chu Xianzun.
Later, there was a younger brother who occupied the dark fragrance and was like Jiang Yeshen.
Wonderful!
He even wanted to go back and write a special book on the heroes of the two brothers and then put the knife on the neck of the bookseller and demand that 10 million copies be printed and distributed throughout the cultivation world!
So he's rich again!
So Ta Xianjun excitedly said: "This seat has special research in this area. Seeing that you are my younger brother, I can give you a few hands with reluctance..."
"Let go... I want to... "
"This seat knows you want it, but your physical strength is not as good as this seat, you can't ask for too much, the key lies in skills. And this seat's skills are naturally very-"
"Vogh--!!!" A violent vomit interrupted the endless self-recommendation of Ta Xianjun.
Xue Meng, Xue Ziming, after vomiting at the face of the beautiful senior brother Mei Hanxue, he vomited wildly and unreservedly at the handsome face of the sphenoid beauty Xi Human World Emperor.
"… "
Stepping on Xianjun's face suddenly turned black!
"Xue Meng!! Don't fucking spit on this seat's clothes! This is the one who went down the mountain and chopped firewood for a day to earn enough money to buy it! Fuck!"
In response to him, Xue Meng rolled his eyes and turned the river again and again: "Ouch!"
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ps. The statement that it is dangerous to open an inn at the beginning of this chapter is not original, but I don't remember where I saw it, and I can't find it on Baidu... If I remember correctly, it's probably Liushen Leilei who said Jin Yong... Hang on like this, so as not to misunderstand, boo boo!
And Meng Meng's oolong is really much hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haha hahahaha haha hahahaha haha hahahaha haha hahahaha haha hahahaha haha hahahaha haha hahahaha haha hahahaha haha hahahaha haha hahahaha haha hahahaha haha hahahaha haha hahahaha haha hahahaha haha hahahaha haha hahahaha haha hahahaha haha hahahaha haha hahahaha haha hahahaha haha hahahaha haha hahaha hahahaha hahaha haha hahaha haha hahaha haha hahahaha haha hahaha haha hahaha haha hahaha haha hahahaha haha hahaha haha hahaha haha hahaha haha hahahaha haha hahaha haha. By the way, look back on the forgotten plot. I eavesdropped on a Xue Meng. Later, it was the Mei Hanxue brothers who became suspicious because of Jiang Xi's subtle attitude, but the Mei Hanxue brothers didn't get into it, so now only their father and son are left who know the true relationship between Jiang Xi and Mengmeng. . Neither of them wanted to recognize each other, Mengmeng just wanted to scold him, Jiang Xi just wanted to make money for Xue Meng, and didn't want to have any feelings...
President Jiang: Xue Meng, give you 100 million, don't come to see me before you spend it. I'm busy and don't want to chat with you about life.
Xue Meng: ? ? ?
Jiang Xi's heart: I am a man without feelings.
Xue Meng's heart: Who wants to talk to you about life? ?
However, in the eyes of outsiders—
The female nun obsessed with Jiang Xi: The dog forced Xue Meng to post Jiang Zunzhu! shameless!
The female cultivator obsessed with Xue Meng: the dog forced Jiang Xi to support the head of Xue! Dead pervert!
Alas, all the misunderstandings and oolongs in this world are really caused by one party's lack of clarity, and the other party thinking too much = =