Fu Jiayan: "..." Are you disgusted
His deflated expression was too funny, and the comments in the live broadcast room were filled with hahaha.
—[Reason with girls, brother, aren’t you giving away your head?]
—[Does "Two People in One Room" have any degreasing and decontaminating functions? Even Fu Jiayan looked pleasing to the eye]
-[Shock! A popular male artist with two girls, actually doing such a thing in broad daylight...]
…
Amidst the audience's gags, the three of Xiangyi arrived at the farm.
The little black pigs are free-range on the hillside.
Fu Jiayan asked curiously: "Yi Mei, how many pigs have you raised in total?"
Xiangyi: "Not many, just a few dozen."
"!" Fu Jiayan looked shocked, like a walking emoji, "I'll do the math, if a catty of pork is 40 yuan, a pig is 100 catties, and a pig is 4,000 yuan... This is all over the mountains and plains, not pigs, It's money!!"
Jiang Jiujiu said with disgust: "Look at your face that has never seen the world!"
Fu Jiayan scratched his head, a little embarrassed: "Then I'll go grab it first and see if I can catch it. The shade of this tree is cooler. You two wait for me here."
Xiangyi: "Uh, actually, there's no need to catch..."
Jiang Jiujiu rushed to say: "Who do you look down on! I'm not a waste! I want to go too!"
Fu Jiayan: "Then let's compare who will catch it first."
Xiangyi: "It's really not necessary..."
The two of them didn't listen to her at all, and inexplicably ignited their feelings of comparison and rushed up the hillside.
Xiangyi: "..."
Forget it, as long as you are happy.
…
Fu Jiayan and Jiang Jiujiu fell in love with the same little black pig, and they jumped on it, one left and one right, but they both lost, and the little black pig ran away with its trotters.
Fu Jiayan regretted: "It's a pity, this pig is quite cute."
Jiang Jiujiu licked the corner of his mouth: "It should be delicious to make braised pork."
Fu Jiayan:? ?
Sudden…
A sturdy, powerful big black pig appeared in the field of vision of the two, followed by a whining little black pig.
Ginger Jiujiu's pretty face turned pale: "It, it actually called Dad!"
Fu Jiayan cried and said, "Is it too late for us to call him Dad?"
The answer is, too late.
The big black pig paved the ground and rushed towards the two menacingly.
"Ahhh!!!"
Ever since, the screams of the two being chased by pigs echoed in the live broadcast room.
—[Girl catching pigs, cute and cute]
—[Fuck, what kind of sand sculpture variety show is this, I'm going to die laughing in front of the screen]
—[? Fu Jiayan is a comedian at heart, it's a pity that he doesn't talk about cross talk!]
…
Fu Jiayan and Jiang Jiujiu fled crazily, and ran with the photographer, somehow alarming the nearby black pigs. For a moment, the scene was extremely chaotic, and the hillside was full of wild piglets.
Seeing the situation getting more and more dangerous, the audience gradually felt that something was wrong.
—[This will not be a surprise, right?]
— [The program team is poisonous, the artist's life is not his life if he arranges such a dangerous task?]
— [If you fall down, there may be a stampede accident! What if I hurt my little sister's hand? She's a violinist! !]
—[It’s really a deceptive act of the year, can’t you catch the vase by yourself? Why put His Highness the Crown Prince and Miss Sister at risk! It's too much! !]
—[emmmm I suspect she did it on purpose, because she is jealous of Jiang Jiujiu, he is the chief of Orpheus! People are most likely to be jealous of their friends, she went to Orpheus, do you think they want her! !]