"Shuo Shu? What do you mean?" Wen Leyang asked with a puzzled look on his face while chewing a carrot. wWW. QUanbEn-xIAoShUo. coM He carried a schoolbag and followed his uncle out of the village the next day and walked into the mountains. The mountains were inaccessible and there were no roads to follow. However, after practicing wrong boxing, the descendants of the Wen family became nimble and agile in the mountains. Although it is rugged and difficult to travel, to their uncle and nephew, it is no different from the flat continent.
As the uncle walked along, he talked to Wen Leyang about his past practice of Wen family medicine.
Wen Tunhai sang with a sad tune, shaking his head and shaking his head: "The big rat, the big rat, has no food for me! I am not willing to care about a three-year-old girl..." The Book of Songs is a lesson that Wen family disciples must learn since childhood.
The uncle kept humming and chirping until he finished singing the entire "Shuo Mouse" before sighing fully. Then he turned his face and said sternly to Wen Leyang: "If we, the Tuoxie sect, want to become a disciple, we must complete the tasks that our elders have done." Only one question can I tell outsiders about the font size of Tuo Xie. The test question that my great grandfather gave me at the beginning was "Shuo Mouse"."
Wen Leyang chuckled: "Refining prescriptions with the Book of Songs as the title, is this title interesting?" He said this, but in his heart, he was thinking that he should try not to use the font size of Broken Shoes when it can be used.
Wen Tunhai glanced at him with a sneer: "Weird? You'll know when the time comes. Anyway, this exam has a variety of questions, and you'll be able to think of it when the time comes!"
Wen Leyang stuck out his tongue, then smiled again: "Then what did you do back then... rat poison?"
Wen Tunhai had been getting along day and night with his nephew for two years. He knew that this boy was sometimes extremely smart and sometimes extremely stupid. He shook his head and smiled and said: "The title of "Shuo Mouse" is to make rat poison. What if the title is "Papaya"? Breast enlargement? It's not that simple. If I had brought back a bag of rat poison, your uncle would have beaten me to death! If you want to complete the question, you must first solve it. "Shuo Mouse" sings not about rats, but about suffering! So! I named the recipe I made Wushan!" Wen Tunhai was extremely proud of the recipe he originally answered the question. He deliberately stopped here and looked at his eldest nephew with a smile.
Wen Leyang immediately asked: "Wushan? What does it have to do with Shuoshu or Ku?" Not just for fun, he admired his uncle and Mr. Wen's ability in his heart. He also became interested when he heard his uncle talk about his proud past.
Wen Tunhai walked a few steps and climbed over a ridge, which whetted his nephew's appetite. Then he replied calmly: "This recipe means 'except Wushan is not a cloud'. I collected seven Fourteen medicinal materials, six types of insects, tested dozens of times, and finally refined it for six days and six nights, and finally made it into Wushan for me! This recipe is tasteless in the mouth, but after a while, the fragrant and sweet fragrance rushes directly to me In the bone marrow, it is difficult to find such a sweet aftertaste in the world! People who have taken Wushan will feel extremely bitter even if they eat honey again, and cannot swallow it at all. Even if they swallow it with their eyes closed and gritted teeth, their stomach will feel The bitter taste is unbearable, so I vomit out what I have eaten!”
Wen Leyang was startled: "You can't eat anything, aren't you starving to death?"
Wen Tunhai sneered: "Without an antidote, people will starve themselves to death!"
Wen Leyang took a breath of air-conditioning. This "Wushan" recipe sounded very artistic and had a sweet aftertaste when eating it. In fact, it was a thousand times more poisonous than poisonous wine. Compared with "Wushan", his own Wangzi steamed buns The delicious Yang Yang Pill has really become a kid's toy.
Wen Tunhai smiled and patted his shoulder: "This kind of question tests the state of mind and character. After I became Wushan, although I was able to answer the questions fairly well, everyone said that I have a dark character and am not suitable to lead the whole clan. , so the position of head of the family was not passed on to me."
Wen Leyang raised his head in shock and looked at his uncle stupidly. He didn't know why he told him this, let alone what he should say.
Wen Tunhai smiled openly, stretched out his hand and gave Wen Leyang a shudder: "Where did you think of it? I mean, you don't have to think about it now. Things about your state of mind cannot be faked!"
Wen Tunhai paused for a moment, then continued: "Poison is divided into five elements, vegetation, birds, beasts and insects. What are their attributes? Which part of them can enter the prescription? What will be the effect of combining different materials? What kind of heat should be used when refining? , even if you have a short life, you may not be able to remember all these things, it depends more on understanding! This time I take you into the mountains to let you learn some real skills left by our ancestors of the Wen family! Use your mind, After three or two years, your horizons will naturally broaden. When the grandpa asks the questions, you will naturally have the solution in your mind. If you solve it well, you can also play mahjong with the three grandpas, haha!"
Wen Leyang suddenly realized that he ran a few steps and walked side by side with his uncle: "I have to practice in this mountain first, learn some useful skills, and refine a poison recipe that suits me. In two years, my uncle will give me some After you take the questions and pass the exam, will you be considered a teacher?"
Wen Tunhai nodded: "That's pretty much what it means. However, if you want to refine your physique, it's not easy to continue to use the wrong fists to refine the poison into your body. Take your time."
"Then, I have been learning from you for the past two years?"
Wen Tunhai laughed loudly: "Boy, I don't have that much time. Our Wen family has too many things to do outside. I have been delayed for two years just because of you, a little brat. Someone will naturally teach you when I take you into the mountains." You, you will know when the time comes!”
After walking a few steps, Wen Leyang looked at his uncle again with doubts on his face: "You mean, you want me to learn from the experience left by my ancestors in the past few years?"
Wen Tunhai waved his hand impatiently: "You will know by then. There is no point in asking now."
"That's not what I meant, I meant..." Wen Leyang choked for a long time, holding it in until his face turned red, and finally he said calmly: "No one among our ancestors has figured out the method of cultivating heaven... Follow them I don’t think the experience and skills left behind may...might lead to immortality." Ever since he found out that his family had a background in cultivating immortals, he has never forgotten this matter. This is not his fault, as long as he is a young man, who would not want to He ascended to immortality in one step and flew around the world in the sky.
The uncle staggered on his feet and directly waved his hand to the back of Wen Leyang's head: "What's going on in that wooden head! I don't know how many amazing geniuses the Wen family has produced in the past two thousand years. Even the ancestors of Wen Lazi failed in the end. You should give up this idea as soon as possible and think carefully about how to prepare a poison recipe suitable for your own body. This cultivation of heaven, hehe, in my opinion, it is It’s just a sweet dream, it’s okay to do it once in a while, but thinking about it all day long will delay your homework!”
Wen Leyang was stunned: "Ancestor of Wen Lazi?"
The uncle snorted and stopped talking. He just lowered his head and hurried on, as if he didn't want to discuss this topic with him.
Wen Leyang pinched out a carrot and began to hum "Invisible Wings" while chewing it.
Invisible wings make dreams last forever, leave a wish for yourself to imagine...
Wen Tunhai laughed loudly, raised his leg and gave him a kick.
The uncle and nephew were talking and laughing, and their feet did not stop. You could not see them running wildly, jumping and trotting all the way through the mountains and green fields. After a while, their figures were completely swallowed up by the mountains.
In the depths of Jiuding Mountain, there are large expanses of primeval forest without any trace of technological civilization. Uncle and nephew Wen Tunhai talked along the way, and drank some mountain springs when they were thirsty. Unknowingly, it was already completely dark. Wen Leyang helped his uncle poison some wild game. The two of them, a former county magistrate and a high school dropout, set up a bonfire to barbecue nationally protected animals, and their mouths were full of oil.
After eating the barbecue, the uncle threw away the bone stick in his hand and smiled at Wen Leyang: "Boy, take out your black jade incense cauldron. I'll teach you how to use the incense cauldron first!"
Wen Leyang was overjoyed. He had long wanted to try out the precious incense cauldron. He quickly took out the incense cauldron and a bunch of herbs from the bag. After a while, the herbs ignited, and an intoxicating fragrance filled the air in an instant. The two uncles and nephews were Climbing up the big tree twice, using the afterglow of the bonfire not far away, I opened my eyes wide and waited for the poisonous insects and strange beasts.
Wen Tunhai was hiding not far away, and he did not forget to remind Wen Leyang: "Ordinary poisonous insects are afraid of the aroma emitted by this cauldron. Only powerful insects dare to come. Be patient. If there are no powerful things nearby, it may be possible overnight." Nothing happened." Before he finished speaking, a sudden burst of sound broke the silence of the mountain night. Something was flying high up. Wen Leyang opened his eyes in excitement on the tree, but he was also a little uneasy in his heart. Hearing the noise What came was definitely not a bug, but more like a rhinoceros. If it was really a big guy and sat down on the incense cauldron, the treasure would be broken into pieces.
The sound of pounding footsteps gradually became clearer, and suddenly Wen Leyang's eyes blurred, and then his pupils dilated, staring at the open space below him in disbelief.
The ones who threw themselves into the woods were two sturdy men.
The two people had dazed expressions on their faces. They cheered immediately after running in. They ignored the ink jade incense cauldron and threw themselves at the leftover barbecued meat on the bonfire. They didn't mind burning their mouths and grabbed the barbecued meat. Open your mouth and chew.
Wen Leyang used the black jade incense cauldron for the first time. He did not attract poisonous insects, but he attracted two stupid men.
The two big men's faces were so dirty that you couldn't tell how old they were, and their beards and beards were messy and tangled together. They were fighting over each other over the fire. After a while, they ate all the remaining barbecue. Wen Leyang, who was sitting in the tree, suddenly oops. With an exclamation, he remembered that the prey he and his uncle roasted on the fire had been poisoned by the Wen family's poison. They had all soaked in medicinal wine, and their bodies had long been immune to this poison, but for ordinary people it was not. Enough to be fatal.
Like a strange bird, Wen Leyang rushed up from the tree crown and pounced on the bone sticks in the hands of the two big men: "The meat is poisonous, don't eat it randomly!"
"Someone is trying to steal the meat!" The two big men looked at each other and yelled at the same time. Before Wen Leyang could get close, two people were already attacking him, one on the left and the other on the right.
Their fists, elbows, knees and shoulders moved together, and countless sounds of force breaking through the air sounded from around their bodies. Every blow contained huge power. Wen Leyang was horrified. The fighting style of these two weirdos was the authentic Wen family's wrong punch. , and his attainments were much deeper than his own, and he seemed to be no less generous than his uncle. He had just pounced on him, and had already been beaten up by two people. He was beaten so hard that he was beaten away. If he hadn't been drinking medicinal wine since he was a child, and his body had become much stronger in the past two years, Wen Leyang might have time traveled by now.
Fortunately, the two big men did not add poison to their punches, otherwise Wen Leyang would be black in Africa now.
Wen Le couldn't resist at all, so he shouted in a panic: "Don't hit, don't hit, the meat is mine, I am the Wen family..." Before he could finish his words, the two weirdos suddenly screamed.
"Lao Qi, the meat belongs to others!" the big man screamed.
"Old Eleven, run!" Big Han Yi turned around and ran away.
"Lao Ba, wait for me." The big Han Jia followed the weirdo in front and ran away.
"Third brother, take the meat!" Han Yi shouted again.
"Old Fourteen, I'm full, let's run!" The big man looked at the bones left on the fire, hesitated, and ran away.
Listening with my eyes closed, I thought it was a group of people snatching the meat.
Wen Leyang was lying on the ground, as if all the bones in his body were falling apart. After hearing the two weirdos calling each other, his brain began to hurt.
Only then did the uncle Wen Tunhai laugh and jump down from the tree, shouting to the two silly men: "Old Nine, Old Thirteen, don't run away, big brother is here to see you!"
Wen Leyang wanted to vomit blood to express his admiration for the two men's mathematical attainments.
The two fools suddenly saw Wen Tunhai jumping down. They were startled at first. Then they cheered loudly and rushed forward with laughter. Four big, greasy and dirty hands stretched out to hug him tightly and screamed and jumped.
The uncle didn't take it seriously at all, and just let the two silly men hold him. His eyes were full of love, and he turned back to Wen Leyang and smiled: "Boy, come and meet your ninth uncle and thirteenth uncle."
Wen Leyang got up swaying. When the two fools saw him getting up, they ouched and wanted to run away again. Wen Tunhai, with quick hands and eyes, grabbed them both: "No need to run, no need to run, his meat is roasted for you to eat!"
The two fools let out a sigh of relief at the same time, stood side by side, bowed to Wen Leyang, and shouted together:
"Uncle Nine!"
"Uncle Thirteen!"
Then the two men looked at each other in confusion, and one of them asked: "Is it the ninth uncle or the thirteenth uncle?"
"It's your ninth uncle and my thirteenth uncle, because we are of different ages." Another man explained.
"Oh!" The first man suddenly realized.
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Wen Leyang brought some water and looked carefully at the two weirdos in front of him who were smiling at him: "Ninth uncle? Thirteenth uncle?" Then he looked at the uncle again: "They... are my ninth uncle and thirteenth uncle. ? They know how to throw punches, and they are also inner disciples of the Wen family?"
Wen Le had never seen these two weirdos before.
Wen Tunhai groomed the two weirdos, and they sat motionless on the ground with smiles, letting him play with them: "Lao Jiu and Lao Thirteen have bad brains." As he said that, he pointed at his head, The other two people also giggled and stretched out their hands, imitating Wen Tunhai and pressing his own sunburn with one finger.
"Their brothers have extraordinary muscles and bones, and their physical aptitudes are unique among our generation. However, they are not familiar with the world. Although they are unable to refine a recipe suitable for them to further their practice, your uncle still listed their brothers on the doorstep and taught them With Wrong Fist, you can just let these two play in the mountains when nothing happens. In the future, when you practice boxing, you can ask these two uncles for advice. The tricks they created based on Wrong Fist are even more difficult for me to handle. Come!"
While Wen Leyang was listening, he also helped his uncle wash his Ninth Uncle and Fourteenth Uncle. The two silly men grinned at him very politely: "Thank you Seventh Uncle (Nineteenth Uncle)!"
The concepts of numbers between these two people are really confusing to the extreme.
Wen Tunhai patted the two weirdos on the shoulders and pointed at Wen Leyang: "He is your nephew, not your uncle. From now on, you will call him Keta Leyang!"
Wen Leyang suddenly remembered something and looked at his uncle with a panic face: "Uncle, it's not these two uncles who will teach me in the future!"
Wen Tunhai spat: "Fart, these two brothers don't know the poison recipe, someone else will teach you!"
Wen Leyang let out a sigh of relief, and his two silly uncles laughed at him and said, "Don't be afraid of the sun, the old goblin will teach you!"
It didn't take long for Wen Jiu and Wen Shisan to freshen up. After kicking off their beards, they both looked dignified, but their eyes were dull, and their grins were even more silly.
Wen Tunhai looked at his two brothers with a look of love on his face, and said with a smile: "That's cool. Just wait, and when I go down the mountain, I will help each of you bring back a wife!"
Wen Jiu and Wen Shisan looked at Wang Dalue: "Boss, is your wife delicious?"
The four of them were talking and laughing when Wen Tunhai suddenly stretched out his hand and slapped his forehead: "Damn, I almost forgot about the business!" After saying that, he threw his two silly brothers up the tree and whispered: "No one is allowed. Move!" After that, he added: "Whoever moves is the bastard!"
The two people were thrown into the canopy of the tree and were about to move. When they heard the second half of the sentence, they immediately became like clay sculptures, each holding a big branch and motionless.
Wen Tunhai pointed at the ink jade incense cauldron not far away and made a silent gesture to Wen Leyang. The uncle and nephew also climbed up the tree gently, making almost no sound.
It was midnight, and there was silence all around. It was only then that Wen Leyang noticed that the chirping of insects and crows in the forest had disappeared at some point, and there was only an extremely slight hiss, like the sound of burning paper. From a short distance away, something was slowly swimming towards their direction.
Wen Tunhai patted Wen Leyang gently and pointed in a direction. Wen Leyang looked around and saw that in the northwest direction, the lush grass was lying strangely on both sides, and a thin line spread from far to near.
Wen Leyang has made great progress in the past two years, and his eyesight is much sharper than before. Even in the dark, he can vaguely see the distance, and the nearby scenery is even clearer.
The thin line was extremely slow, as if you had to lie down for a while after walking for a while. It took nearly two hours to walk for a distance of tens of meters. The two weirdos were still holding the branches and still maintained the expressions they had when they climbed up the tree. It seems that he really doesn’t want to be a bastard.
Wen Tunhai seemed to already know what was coming. He glanced sideways at his eldest nephew and smiled softly: "What a good boy, you have a good life!"
Wen Leyang was nervous and surprised, and wiped the sweat from his palms on his trouser legs. (Quanben Novel Website www.QUanbEn-xIAoShUo.com)