Dust danced in the light of the car. The Toad Taoist tilted his head and stared at the bumper that fell to the ground. "Liangsheng, your cultivation is so shallow? You only cut off the lower lip of this monster with one sword?"
"Master, I haven't even swung a single sword."
Lu Liangsheng was also a little surprised. The monster came with such force, but suddenly stopped. There was no demonic aura around it, just a pile of iron lumps. Confused, he retracted his sword.
Snap~~
The car door over there slammed, and the scholar raised his eyes. A man walked out from the side of the monster. He was slightly fat, with an ordinary face, a pair of short and thick eyebrows like two caterpillars, and especially the curly hair on his head, which made Lu Liangsheng frown a little. Could this man be a monk
The man walked to the front of the car, took a look, kicked the bumper with his foot, and turned his head away with a frown, "Brother, if you damage my car, it will be difficult to deal with it. Standing in the middle of the road in the middle of the night..."
Looking back, he saw a figure opposite him in a green shirt and white robe, with his hair tied up high. The man laughed, "Oh, you're wearing ancient costumes, and you're trying to scare someone with a sword. This sword looks great. Where did you buy it?"
The sword body was wide and long, with dense carvings of magic patterns on it, and anyone who saw it would feel that it was extraordinary. The fat man stroked his chin and glanced at Lu Liangsheng in a rather obscene manner.
"Why don't you just give me your sword? I won't let you pay for the repairs."
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to touch it, but before he touched it, a bright yellow light crackled in the air. The man cried out in pain and stumbled back, bumping into the front of the car. Looking at the sword in the book of the man in ancient costume, his face changed, thinking of the lightning that had just struck him... Could it be that he encountered a ghost
cluck~
The man swallowed and forced out a rather bitter smile.
"Which one... I think I'd better forget it. I'm an open-minded person. I don't leave my name behind when doing good things. It's just a bumper. I can take it back and hit it a few times with a hammer. Goodbye, don't send me off!"
The man turned and ran, but remembered the warning from the older generation that he must not turn his back. He ran two steps and then stopped, turned around, and nodded with a sneer, "Don't send me off. If you do, I'll be mad at you!"
"Let's go too."
Lu Liangsheng was too lazy to pay attention. The strangeness of this place made him uncomfortable, especially the turbid air and the thin spiritual energy. The people he met were crazy. When he took out the Kunlun mirror, a faint voice came from the mirror, "Master, the spiritual energy is poor. The several trips have consumed too much divine power. I am afraid I will have to wait for a while before I can leave again."
On the bookshelf, Toad Taoist jumped onto his disciple's back and climbed onto his shoulders with a solemn expression.
"Liangsheng, if that's the case, call that person over and follow him to his residence. There's no harm in staying there for a while and recovering a little."
"Master, are you hungry?"
Toad was stunned for a moment, half-closed his eyes and turned in one direction, "Humph, how could my teacher be that kind of person!"
While the master and the disciple were talking, the man who opened the car door turned around and slammed the door shut. He turned the key tremblingly and muttered something.
"Don't check the almanac before going out!" "You'll either be struck by lightning or see a ghost in the middle of the night."
"It's out in the middle of nowhere, why would I park my car?"
"Go quickly, go home, take a hot bath, get into bed, and everything will be fine tomorrow."
Whoosh—
The cool night breeze squeezed in through the car window and blew inside, bringing a chill to his face. The slightly plump man stiffened, and suddenly there was a rustling noise behind him.
His Adam's apple rolled, he swallowed his saliva, twisted his neck with difficulty, and turned around to see a man sitting there. There was a big toad lying on the scholar's shoulder, with a pair of bulging eyes that were so cold that it made his back feel cold.
There was an old donkey huddled next to him, with its front hooves resting on his hind legs, its long snout open to reveal a row of big yellow teeth, and it neighed twice.
Lu Liangsheng didn't want to scare him, so he patted the old donkey and raised his sleeves to bow to him.
"Don't be afraid. I'm not a bad person, nor am I a ghost. I'm new to your place, so I hope you can help me and let me stay for one night!"
"I... I... I'm not scared."
The man pursed his lips and mumbled something, then turned around and started the car with an effort of calmness, "Brother, you are so gentle. I am also a grown man, how could I be scared? Haha... Brother, you are really a joker."
"Then why are your legs shaking?" This was asked by the Toad Taoist. The man who held the disc had his legs shaking like a sieve, flapping back and forth.
"Brother, why did your voice change?"
"Nothing, my throat is uncomfortable. Can you please grant my request?"
Hearing the gentle voice, the scholar reflected in the mirror hanging in the middle had a handsome face, gentle eyebrows, and eyes that seemed to contain stars, which was quite comfortable. The man calmed down a little, but he didn't dare to refuse. He nodded repeatedly: "No problem, let alone asking for a place to stay, you can stay as long as you want."
Seeing that he agreed, Lu Liangsheng nodded and bowed again. Since the host said so, he would stay for a few more days and wait for Tuoer's power to recover before leaving.
"Thank you very much, brother. I will not refuse and will stay for a few more days."
"Ah? How long is a little?"
The man opened his mouth, hesitated for a moment, and did not dare to say the second half of the sentence. With a bitter face, he stepped on the accelerator and drove the creaking car slowly. This made Lu Liangsheng feel a little curious. He looked at the night flying past on both sides and his eyes were fixed on the place where the key was inserted.
"Brother, can you drive this carriage away just by plugging it with that thing?"
The man driving the car glanced at the rearview mirror. The young man in a green shirt and white robe reflected in the mirror was touching the interior decoration of the car with a curious look on his face, and it didn't seem like he was pretending.
"Isn't this guy an ancient person?"
Seeing the other party looking around curiously, the man suddenly felt superior and puffed out his chest: "That's right, this is called a car, start it with a key, my car is better than any BMW, it can go very fast as soon as I step on the accelerator, and your old donkey can't even see the taillights on the road."
After saying that, the man suddenly turned his head and confirmed again: "Brother, are you really not from here?"
"no."
In this matter, Lu Liangsheng had just arrived, so there was no need for him to hide it deliberately. His attire was different from the other party's, and it could be seen at a glance that he was not from this place.
Of course, that's what he thought at the moment.
Looking at the night passing by outside the car window, Lu Liangsheng just smiled and did not respond to the man's words. This speed was only comparable to Lao Sun's underground escape technique, and his magical speed was much faster than this.
Buzz—
The car was speeding, and the not very bright headlights illuminated the long suburban road, heading into the distance.
The old donkey in the car turned its head to look out the window with some discomfort, then moved its hoof and pressed somewhere on the door, causing the window to suddenly drop. The old donkey immediately stuck its head out with joy, its mane fluttering in the wind. It immediately felt much more comfortable and neighed twice in comfort.
Soon, a pair of lights shone from behind, the engine roared, and an off-road vehicle passed by, suddenly slowed down and drove parallel to this side, the window was lowered, a man leaned out and said with a smile: "Brother, others are carrying dogs, but you are carrying a donkey, which is quite interesting."
The window behind him was lowered, and a woman with dyed blond hair, holding a large golden retriever in her arms, saw the donkey's head sticking out of the opposite window. He broke free from the woman's hands, rushed to the window, put his front paws on the door, and barked wildly at the outside.
Woof woof woof—
The old donkey drooped his eyelids, tilted his head and opened his eyes. In his sight that is invisible to ordinary people, a shadow appeared, with a dragon head, lion mane, deer antlers, and a long snout opened to roar.
"roar-"
Woohoo~Woohoo~Woohoo~
The big golden retriever in the SUV was so scared that it tucked its tail between its legs, turned around and ran into the woman's arms, and screamed "Ouch" in pain, then ran to the driver's seat. In an instant, the whole car slowed down and staggered to the back.
Lu Liangsheng patted the old donkey's neck, motioning him to retract his head. The man holding the steering wheel in front of him looked at the rearview mirror outside the car and laughed. The feeling of being ridiculed just now disappeared immediately. After getting familiar with Lu Liangsheng, the conversation started. They chatted from time to time along the way. During the conversation, Lu Liangsheng roughly knew that the man was called Lu Jun, who had the same surname as him, was from the south, had been here for only a few years, and had been acting.
“…Brother, the house I live in is not that good, it’s in a village in the city, but I believe that one day I will become famous and make a lot of money, and in the future I will definitely buy a big house over there, in the city over there!!”
A plump young man named Lu Jun pointed at the dense lights in the distance outside the car window. He could vaguely see tall buildings standing in a row. It was the first time for Lu Liangsheng and Toad Taoist to see such dozens of stories high buildings. They were quite surprised.
After a while, the vehicles drove into the dilapidated streets. It seemed that it had rained the day before. The potholes on the ground were filled with muddy sewage. Signs of various colors flashed lights on the street. The open shops were noisy. More than a dozen people were holding something in their mouths and smoking. They gathered around a few large tables, chatting and laughing, while leaning over with long poles to poke small balls into holes.
'What a bizarre world.'
The dirty old red car rolled over a pool of sewage and slowly stopped. Lu Liangsheng looked at the unfamiliar surroundings and felt a foul smell. He was dressed in a green shirt and white robe. When he got off the car, many people looked at him and talked and laughed in low voices. Especially when they saw a donkey coming out of the car, someone shouted to Lu Jun who was locking the door: "Brother Jun, did you bring back the donkey from the set?"
"Ball roll!"
Lu Jun pouted at them a few times, called the scholar who was still in a trance standing in front of the car, and imitated Lu Liangsheng's tone and said with a smile: "Brother, we have arrived at my humble abode."
Walking up the dirty corridor, Lu Liangsheng led the old donkey and followed up. He watched the other party in the corridor open a door. Amid the creaking sound of rust, a foul smell hit his face.
There was a slight clicking sound.
The soft light illuminated instantly, and Lu Jun said, "Sit over there!" He rushed to the sofa and pressed a black object. The TV lit up. Then he grabbed some clothes and ran to the room in a panic, slamming the door.
Lu Liangsheng looked at the on light, then looked at the switch that the other party had just pressed. He went over and pressed it twice, and the light dimmed and then lit up again, and a rare smile appeared on his face.
"This is a benefit to the people, don't you think, Master?"
The toad lying on his shoulder looked around. Since the man was not there, he snorted, "It just stinks. There are strange things in the house. Be careful not to touch any mechanism."
At this moment, a sudden voice, "Your Majesty!" came from the square thing over there. Lu Liangsheng frowned when he heard the voice and walked over. He saw a few little people fighting and playing inside the bright light. One of them was wearing a dragon robe and sitting in the Golden Throne Hall. He clapped the armrests and spoke in a sonorous and powerful voice.
"There are so many parasites in our Great Qing Empire that should have been found out long ago..."
"The Qing Dynasty?"
Lu Liangsheng's cheeks puffed up, and he slowly squatted down, carefully looking at the little man talking inside. Over there, the door opened, and Lu Jun's slightly plump young man came out drinking a can of Coke. Seeing the scholar's appearance, he laughed.
"Why are you getting so close? Can you drag the person out..."
Before the word "come" was uttered, Lu Liangsheng reached into the TV screen, grabbed the person's head, and pulled him out of the TV bit by bit.
puff-
Lu Jun spit out a mouthful of soda, looking at the man in a dragon robe lying on the ground, he yelled at the top of his voice: "You still say you are not a ghost!!"
His eyes rolled back, he hit the door frame with a bang, fell straight down and fainted.