The sunlight passed over the eaves and fell on the figure who was talking angrily under the eaves.
"The spider spirit turned into an ancient being?"
On the recliner placed at the door, Toad Taoist pressed down the newspaper, became interested, dragged the recliner to sit next to Sun Yingxian, and patted the other's bent calf.
"Come, tell me some interesting stories."
Over there, Sun Yingxian dug open his frog web and saw Lu Liangsheng looking over. She pouted, put the bowl and chopsticks aside, and sat down on the ground. Before she could say anything, she remembered what made her angry and stomped her feet hard.
"Your mother..." I saw Toad Taoist glaring at me from the corner of my eye, and added, "I'm not scolding you."
She spread her hands towards Lu Liangsheng, placed them on her bent knees, and angrily talked about what had happened before, but it all started when he was playing with his mobile phone.
"Ever since the old toad stopped playing that tower-pushing game with me..."
"That's because my account has been blocked!" Toad Taoist said hurriedly, causing the Taoist to turn around and wave his hands vigorously, shouting: "It's what you deserve! Who told you to use... Don't interrupt, let me finish! This is what happened..."
Guided by the words, Lu Liangsheng listened quietly to him slowly telling the story of how Sun Yingxian had been buried in his mobile phone for some time. It turned out that Sun Yingxian was bored and saw a thing that could talk to strangers. After downloading it to the phone, he fiddled with it casually and went in. Unfortunately, he was asked for money after just a few words. The Taoist simply used magic to adjust the 0 in it to 66666. With money in it, he could chat with women everywhere without restraint.
Half a month ago, on the way to the island country, he met a woman named A'lan. The two of them chatted enthusiastically and even had the same interests. As time went by, they chatted very freely. But thinking that Lu Liangsheng was still around, he naturally did not dare to have any thoughts. After all, he was also the brother-in-law of the great scholar Lu. Of course, that was more than a thousand years ago.
But you can't just openly have an idea, right? After returning to Nanguan City, seeing that Lu Liangsheng had gone out for something, he made an excuse to stay at home. As soon as the person left, he hurriedly found him and chatted with him. Then he struck while the iron was hot and asked him where he was. He learned that he happened to be in a nearby city. Lao Sun was not familiar with the place, so he simply asked him to come to Nanguan City.
I also looked up some things to note when meeting netizens on the Internet, chose a coffee shop that looked romantic, used paper-making skills to cast a spell to create a yellow supercar and a set of well-fitting clothes, and hurried to the agreed place.
Having said this, Sun Yingxian wiped the spit from the corners of her mouth, stood up, faced Lu Liangsheng and Toad Taoist who were trying not to hold back their laughter, and gestured to try to express the scene at that time. Even the listless old donkey and Yanzhi who was hiding in the room repairing the demon pill came out curiously, sat on the chairs like a lady, and listened quietly.
"My goodness, you don't know that I was sitting inside, waiting for a long time, and several groups of beautiful, revealingly dressed women came to chat with me."
The Taoist was afraid that Lu Liangsheng, Yanzhi and the others would not understand, so he repeated it: "It means to hook up."
Over there, Yanzhi, who was sitting on the chair, suddenly spat.
"shameless."
"Are you still going to listen?!" The Taoist glared back, dragged a chair to the courtyard, sat down with his knees bent, and continued with what he had just said:
“… I sat there waiting for a long time, and suddenly my phone rang. Guess what? The woman named A’lan said she had arrived. My heart was so excited that it almost jumped out of my chest. After thousands of years, a woman finally fell in love with me.”
Old Sun paused, subconsciously glanced at the smiling Lu Liangsheng, and hurriedly waved his hands, trying to explain, but was scolded by the Toad Taoist: "Keep talking, if anything happens, I will support you."
"Okay, I feel relieved with your words."
Sun Yingxian took a sip of tea to moisten his throat, adjusted his tone, slowly waved his hand, leaned forward slightly, and asked vividly in a tone that whetted people's appetite: "Guess what happened next? My goodness, before I could come to my senses, a bearded man wearing glasses stood in front of me holding a mobile phone and looking for the table number. When we looked at each other, I almost vomited the overnight meal."
"And then?"
"Later? There is no such thing as later. If the other party was not a mortal, I would have pinned him down and beat him hard. As a man, why not learn something else but learn from women! I ran away as soon as I saw something was wrong, but that guy even chased after me and scolded me."
"That's it?"
Yanzhi didn't seem to hear anything interesting. She rolled her eyes at the Taoist, stood up, swayed her waist, pushed open the door and went back into the house. The old donkey under the locust tree also closed his eyes again, yawned listlessly and continued to doze off.
"That's all, what else do you want to hear?"
Sun Yingxian angrily shouted at the closed door, "This is already difficult enough, what else needs to happen for you to be interested?!"
When he turned back unhappily, he saw Lu Liangsheng sitting on the chair opposite him still looking at him with a smile. His pointed and monkey-faced face was stunned for a moment, and he subconsciously took two steps back.
"Old Lu... why are you looking at me like that?!"
The scholar slowly stood up with a smile.
The Taoist took another half step back, leaned against a chair and sat down on it, swallowing his saliva: "Hey, hey, hey... Nothing happened, right? Don't laugh, it's too scary."
As he said this, he turned his head to look at the short figure dragging a small recliner away from under the eaves, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Old Toad, do you mean what you said just now? Your apprentice is coming over!"
The Toad Taoist stopped flipping his flippers, turned around, threw away the small recliner, and yawned lazily, "I will certainly keep my word!" As he spoke, he stretched out his arms above his head, used his flippers to push himself up twice, and then... he left behind some soft words and dragged the recliner to the door.
"I tried to hold on, but unfortunately I can't hold on any longer."
"you!!"
Sun Yingxian was so anxious that she cursed loudly. In her sight, a figure coming towards her cast a shadow with the sun behind it. Amid the Taoist's cursing, the wind blew away the small bamboo forest. Lu Liangsheng spread out his sleeves, and several puffs of smoke appeared on the ground. More than a dozen short monkey shadows, dragging sticks and squeaking, rushed in like a swarm.
Bang!
Boom boom boom—
The bamboo forest shook, leaves fluttered and fell, and a series of shrill cries of pain were heard, "Ahhh~~~" kept calling, scaring the birds that flew here so much that they turned around halfway and flew to other courtyards.
After a while, the noise gradually died down, and a group of monkeys carrying sticks, with relaxed looks on their faces, came out from inside. They jumped into the scholar's sleeves one by one, turned into hairs and burrowed into his sleeves.
Lu Liangsheng walked slowly along the edge of the bamboo forest with his hands behind his back. The Taoist priest, in tattered clothes and with messy hair, was lying on a stone table, gasping for breath. He looked at the scholar over there with tears in his eyes and waved his hands weakly.
“… Lao Lu… don’t slap me in the face next time… I’m going to start a video… uh… ah…”
After saying this, he fell down.
There will be a next time
Lu Liangsheng was also amused by his words. In fact, the injury was not serious, but he still took out the medicine to wipe it for him. Before he could go over, there was a knock on the door in the distance.
Boom! Boom!
Bang bang~~
Outside, a rough voice was shouting outside the door.
"If you have the guts to pretend to be a woman, then open the door!!!"