"This courtyard is nice, elegant and quiet, without the hustle and bustle of the city. Cao wants to live here after seeing it."
The bearded man kept calling the Taoist "Cao" all the time. Seeing that the Taoist ignored him, he put his hands behind his back and looked around with his glasses like an old scholar. He saw Toad eating snacks on a small recliner at the door of the main room. The latter was also looking at him while holding a piece of potato chips. The expression on the bearded man's face froze.
Rustle…
The bamboos and locust trees in the yard swayed gently. Lu Liangsheng over there was also stunned. He forgot to cast an invisibility spell on his master. It seemed that it would be best to make this outgoing guy lose his memory later.
After a moment of thinking, the bearded man who was looking at the toad suddenly laughed, waved his hand, walked to the kitchen, smelled the fragrance of rice in the pot, opened the lid of the pot and scooped a bowl of rice, which made Sun Yingxian displeased and yelled at him.
"Hey, aren't you surprised to see a toad eating snacks and reading a newspaper?"
"What's surprising?"
The bearded man wiped his chopsticks, picked up some dishes and piled them in a bowl, brought it out and smiled at Lu Liangsheng and the Taoist priest, "People in ancient times could come here. It's not so strange to have a toad that can read newspapers and eat snacks."
He casually took a few bites of food, raised his chin towards the stunned Taoist, and whispered, "Come to think of it, I am the same. Back then, I was the King of Wei and the Prime Minister. I have seen a lot of things in the world."
Toad Taoist tilted his head and rubbed his flat chin.
"Hiss... why does this sound so familiar?"
"Old Toad, he interrupted you." The Taoist moved his mouth towards the bearded man, then shook out his wide sleeves and pointed at the scholar next to him.
"You are the only one who is amazing. The one next to me was also the Imperial Master of the Great Sui Dynasty and a deity. I also have magic skills. If I didn't see you as just an ordinary person and didn't have any bad intentions, I would have used a spell to make you lose your sense of direction."
When Lu Liangsheng heard what the Taoist said, he felt awkward, but he felt that the bearded man's mentality was indeed not that of an ordinary person. He interrupted Lao Sun's words, removed the illusion, and changed into the outfit of a scholar in a green shirt and white robe again.
"I haven't asked for your name yet."
“Haha…” The man put down his bowl and chopsticks, clasped his fists and bowed: “Cao Cao!”
Not only the Taoist priest, but also Lu Liangsheng was stunned at this moment. He was well-read in classics, and historical materials were naturally a must-read. He knew many figures from the late Han Dynasty and had even talked to Zhou Yu before.
How come he is still alive if he lived in the late Han Dynasty
Staring at the man in front of him who claimed to be Cao Cao, Lu Liangsheng frowned, and suddenly remembered that when he just came back, Wuhu City God Xu Sheng told him that many of the Yin gods he had canonized were resurrected by people using the power of demon stars. Could this Cao Cao be one of them
Lu Liangsheng would not deny the ability of the demon star. The corpse disaster in Chang'an that year was all caused by the incorruptible bones attached to the demon star. It should not be difficult to resurrect the dead as long as the bones are still there.
Then if... I also use this method to...
The moment the thought flashed through his mind, the scholar quickly discarded it. Perhaps it was a little pedantic, but he still held a great hostility towards the demon star. The concept formed over the years was extremely difficult to change. Even with the examples of Xia Yi and Bai Ning, he was unwilling to use it.
The sun was slanting, and the rays of light fell on the gently swaying locust tree. Cao Cao, who was eating his meal unceremoniously over there, was walking around the yard with his bowl in his hand. When he saw the painting on the wall, he couldn't help but comment on it.
"It's a pity that Cao was best at poetry and prose back then, otherwise I could have discussed it with you."
After leaving the main room, he saw the old donkey under the locust tree, and squatted in front of it to look it up and down.
"Yes, it's a pity that the BMWs I gave away were given away, and those that were not given away are gone long ago. Otherwise, I could have given them to you."
Hearing the bearded man's constant words of flattery, Lu Liangsheng could not help laughing. He walked to the table, poured four cups of tea, handed them to his master and the Taoist priest, took the other two cups in his hands, walked over there, squatted and looked at the donkey's back.
"Has Prime Minister Cao always been so calm? I imagine he was also so graceful when he led his troops into battle."
As if recalling the past, the bearded man named Cao Cao took a sip of tea, closed his eyes and savored the sweet fragrance that flowed through his mouth and tongue, then raised his hand, waved, and walked away.
"Cao was not like this at the beginning. Let's not talk about the past. After all, people who have died once will naturally be more open-minded about everything. After all, I have a new life, so I should enjoy it well."
When talking about sex, Cao Cao could hardly control himself. Perhaps things were indeed different after his resurrection. In the Taoist's "I don't believe you" look, he started to gesture excitedly.
“… If we don’t live well in such a good era, it would be a waste of natural resources. At that time, Cao had nothing, but he tried his best to create conditions. The military budget was insufficient, and he went to other people’s graves everywhere, and he would drill into the holes he saw. Later, Cao wanted to explore the holes he saw, and he felt relieved after exploring. He was no longer anxious about the troubles he encountered, and he became adept at handling affairs.
Now that I think about it, Cao wasn't looking for the treasures buried with the dead in the graves. He was just trying to relieve stress and experience the fun of drilling holes. So now he has changed his goal. The various chats on the phone are really good. Every time he chats with those women, he has to prepare a lot of work. Once he succeeds, he will feel a great sense of accomplishment. "
The Taoist's mouth twitched. He had never seen anyone more shameless than him.
"You describe hooking up in such a refreshing and refined way. This is the first time I've seen it..."
"That depends on how you understand it."
Cao Cao didn't care about his contemptuous expression. He laughed with his hands behind his back, and went over to hook Lao Sun's shoulders. "Whether it's the literal meaning or the physiological point of view, what Cao said makes sense. Little Taoist priest, what do you think?"
"I am over a thousand years old!"
"Cao is still a man from the late Han Dynasty. Don't take it too seriously."
The two people who were arguing with each other before suddenly became as good as Lao Sun and Zhu Ganglie in the past. They squatted in the corner of the yard with their arms around each other, took out their mobile phones to exchange experiences, and laughed from time to time.
Lu Liangsheng slapped his face with one hand and was about to talk to his master when he seemed to hear a different sound coming from outside the yard. He glanced at the two people squatting in the corner, then turned and walked towards the gate.
Squeak~~
The door opened inward with a unique wooden groan. Lu Liangsheng stepped over the threshold and stood under the eaves. From afar, the sound he had just heard came from the end of the alley.
"It's right here. Fortunately, you are not far away, otherwise you would have to run to the northern desert to get help."
"Who is it?"
"A man dressed as a Taoist priest, and a handsome young man, here they come out, Wen Hou, that's him!"
At the other end of the alley, a burly man was walking on the side, constantly pointing in this direction. When he saw Lu Liangsheng under the eaves, he seemed excited. Following behind him, there was another figure with a burly build and a heroic appearance, who walked over with the gait of a dragon and a tiger, and followed the direction he pointed with a pair of majestic tiger eyes. When he saw the scholar under the eaves, he was stunned and stood still.
"Marquis Wen, that's the man, Wen..." The burly man turned around and saw his companion looking absent-minded, "Marquis Wen... what are you doing..."
As the question came out hesitantly, the burly figure over there suddenly raised his hands and clasped them together.
"Lü Bu, meet Master Lu!"