Outside Yunzhou City, Yangliupo
"Jade Emperor, I will fuck you..."
In the grass, a child suddenly sat up. Before he could finish speaking, his hands had already tightly covered his mouth, and he swallowed back the words that had reached his lips.
The Jade Emperor, as the Lord of the Three Realms, controls the heavens and has always been committed to maintaining the peace of the Three Realms and allowing the order of heaven and earth to develop healthily. He has also been loved and supported by thousands of people in the mortal world.
Why is this child so disrespectful to the Jade Emperor? Is he Dong Yong? Is it Cowherd? Or Erlangshen
Neither, because he was only a child, only fourteen years old.
However, he has one similarity with Dong Yong and Niulang, that is:
I can’t get up even if I want to!
Mo Ming is not from the mortal realm. Ten seconds ago, he was an immortal soldier in the heavenly realm. He guarded the Nantianmen for nearly 40 million years. He was selected by the Jade Emperor and came down to earth to show off!
That’s right, you’re just showing off!
Moreover, it still needs to be broadcast live!
While the mortal world was still focused on "cutting off the secular world, purifying one's mind, and pursuing the path to immortality," various new entertainment elements in heaven had already become popular!
"Live broadcast" is one of the most popular entertainment activities in heaven currently.
Mo Ming still doesn't understand. There are so many talents in heaven. There are Yuanshi, Lingbao and Daode "Three Purities" to suppress the heavens. There are thousands of immortals and gods below who perform their own duties. Why did they choose him to do this kind of job
A majestic heavenly soldier was reduced to being sent to the mortal world to live broadcast and show off. Everyone would laugh out loud if they heard this!
Everyone wants to go from hell to heaven, but no one wants to go from heaven to hell, and the same goes for Mo Ming.
Mortal people have to endure birth, old age, illness, death, suffering, pain, sorrow, and fear throughout their lives. After death, they also have to endure the pain of reincarnation without stopping.
In his previous life, he was an immortal who did not fall into reincarnation and lived as long as heaven and earth. How could he be willing to eat and wait for death in this mortal world and suffer the extreme suffering in this world
In his previous life, he escaped from the world!
In this life, he will return to the immortal path, cultivate immortality, and break away from all shackles!
Aren't you asking me to show off? Then I will install a big one for you!
"When I return to the immortal path and visit the Lingxiao Palace again, I will definitely give you a big surprise!"
Mo Ming's voice was not loud, but it seemed that he had exhausted all his strength, and every word was sonorous and powerful, showing his unshakable determination!
However, when Mo Ming saw his current body, he suddenly realized that his road back to immortality was so difficult:
At this time, he was lying in the grass like a dead dog, with blood and flesh all over his body, and there were even white bones exposed in some places, like a rag doll that had been torn apart by wild beasts, and was randomly Abandoned in this wilderness.
I always feel like this is a joke...
Why is this body so injured? The Jade Emperor wouldn't let him use this dying body to show off, right
That's not "pretending", but "seeking death"!
Could it be that he was being persecuted
Mo Ming sorted out the remaining memories in this body, trying to figure out what was going on, but it was better for him not to look at these memories. When he looked at them, he almost spit out a mouthful of old blood!
The original owner of this body is also named Mo Ming and is fourteen years old. There is no problem with this. It must have been arranged by "above".
The key is the identity of this body: a descendant of the No. 1 family in Yunzhou City, the Yan family!
Well, it looks awesome, but it just "looks". In fact, this identity is quite problematic!
Because his surname is not Yan!
He was brought here by his father when he was looking for a son-in-law. He was a buy-one-get-one-free kind, and no one wanted him yet...
One can imagine what the life of the original owner of this body was like before.
If he could live up to his expectations and practice diligently, it might be a little better, but he failed to live up to his expectations. Instead, he was infected with the bad habits of many playboys, and hung out with the playboys in the city every day.
Especially in the past few days, I don't know if these little dudes took the wrong medicine or how they got it, so they insist on forming some kind of "awesome gang"!
What else can you say, as long as you can go to Yangliu Slope, thirty miles east of the city, and kill a pack of wolves, you can become the leader of the awesome gang!
Mo Ming has lived for nearly 40 million years, and he has seen many awesome gangs, such as the Zhatian Gang, the Ritian Gang...
This is the first time he has heard of this "Awesome Gang". If possible, Mo Ming would like to suggest that they change their name to "** Gang"!
Because Mo Ming feels that in his nearly 40 million years of profound knowledge, apart from the word "**", there is no other word that can describe the IQ of these little dandies!
Especially the original owner of this body. If the IQ of other dandies is zero, then the IQ of the original owner of this body is simply a negative number!
People said that Yangliupo could become the leader of an awesome gang if he took down a den of wolves, but he actually came. Then, he was attacked by wild beasts, leaving a half-dead body...
how to say…
Although it's a bit tricky, there's nothing you can do about it. This is human life - fragile and precious. A beast can take away a person's life.
This is why Mo Ming doesn't want to fall into the mortal world.
"That's all, since my soul has descended into your body, then I am you. No matter what, I will take your body out of this barren land!"
Mo Ming remembered that the original owner of this body was a descendant of the Yan family in Yunzhou. His parents, relatives and friends were there, and he should return to the Yan family.
But then, a big problem was placed in front of him:
Yunzhou City is thirty miles away from here. The injuries on this body are so severe that it can't even stand up. How can we return
Mo Ming groped around on his body for a while, trying to find some elixir for healing.
But after touching all over his body, he was completely speechless...
I can’t carry it, I can’t carry it, I really can’t carry it! Mo Ming has lived for almost 40 million years, and this is the first time he has encountered such a cheating teammate!
As soon as I heard that I could become a gang leader by carrying a pack of wolves, I didn’t even want to risk my life. Not to mention the elixir for healing, I didn’t even bring the necessary water and dry food for travel!
If your strength is not good enough, you still have to go out for fun, so forget about it. Why don't you bring medicine with you? Aren't you looking for death
"Can we just wait to die? This way of death is too frustrating!"
Unwilling to give up, a majestic heavenly soldier was tricked into death by a mortal child less than five minutes after he descended to earth. If you tell me this, are you going to laugh him to death
What the hell, even if a passing fairy friend could save his life!
Just as Mo Ming muttered this in his heart, a circle of ripples suddenly appeared in the space next to him, and then a black hole opened.
One black and one white, two figures came out of the black hole:
"Hello, Bai Wuchang 2980 is at your service!"
"Hello, Hei Wuchang 2981 is at your service!"
Suddenly, everything felt bad!
(End of chapter)