The Jade Emperor Told Me to Live-stream!

Chapter 20: Buy a Xiaomi power bank

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Like "Xianyu Live Broadcast", this "Zhutian Taobao" is also an APP of Tianting, but unlike the former, this "Zhutian Taobao" is mainly for online shopping.

When the scene turned, the first thing that caught the eye was the God of Wealth holding a big ingot in his hand, flying from a distance on seven-colored auspicious clouds, and then the gold ingot began to crash in the sky and underground.

The screen skips and the system prompts you to enter your login name and password.

As one of the many hanging silks in heaven, it is impossible for Mo Ming not to have a Taobao account.

After logging in to the account, the screen changes again, and a dazzling array of products comes into view. There are five small icons at the bottom of the screen: homepage, stall, counter, shopping cart, and My Taobao.

At the top of the screen is the search bar, below are various scrolling ads, all kinds of bells and whistles, and below are various categories.

There are categories based on item types, such as: elixirs, weapons, pets, groceries...

There are also categories based on merchant discounts, such as: Taobao sales, super affordable, daily specials...

There are also categories based on merchant types, such as: Three Realms Famous Products, Heavenly Cat...

Mo Ming clicked on "My Taobao" in the lower right corner, and the screen turned, and several icons popped up: pending payment, pending shipment, pending receipt, pending evaluation, refund/after-sales, and my wallet.

There is also a customer service phone number at the bottom of the screen.

Mo Ming clicked on "My Wallet", and the system immediately prompted that the available balance was 10,000 yuan of Tianting coins.

Just by looking at this number, you can tell that Mo Ming is living a long life in heaven, right? Erlang Shen rewarded him with this 10,000 yuan today.

There is no other way, I am poor, I will shed tears if I talk about it too much.

"Grandma, it's better to make money through live streaming!"

Mo Ming felt a sense of emotion in his heart. He could earn over 10,000 yuan a day. This was something that Mo Ming never dared to think about before.

People like Erlang Shen, Sun Wukong, and Taishang Laojun are all prominent figures in heaven. The most important thing in their hands is money.

Yes, even though Sun Wukong is a Buddhist, in terms of wealth, he is not necessarily less than anyone else!

What "money is something external to oneself", shit!

What is the difference between saying this and "I never wanted to be the richest man from the beginning" or "I have never touched money and I have no interest in money"

What is an external thing? You have so much money that you can no longer keep it inside your body, so you can only put money outside your body. This is called something outside your body.

To treat money as an external possession, you must first have money!

Moreover, you must have enough money!

Not to mention other things, Sun Wukong’s Huaguo Mountain has a tourism industry every year, but it is still very popular. The monkey sits in the water curtain cave every day and just counts money, and his hands cramp.

However, although these big guys are rich, they also have a fatal flaw, and that is their spiritual pursuit!

Each of these great gods and immortals are ruthless people who have lived for millions or tens of millions of years. They have money, they don’t have to worry about food, drink, clothing, or use. They live as long as heaven and earth. Don’t worry about death either.

Of course, even if you die, you won’t have to worry about having no money to buy a cemetery.

When people no longer have needs in the material realm, they will turn to the spiritual realm to seek excitement and joy.

For these big guys, watching someone's live broadcast and rewarding them with tens of millions of dollars is not a waste, it is a promotion of economic circulation!

Therefore, from a certain perspective, Mo Ming's live broadcast this time can be regarded as complying with market demand.

In the final analysis, Mo Ming is just a loser. He is male and likes women. He pretends to be cool when he has nothing to do. He cannot compete with those big guys. He is already very satisfied with his daily income of over a thousand.

In fact, Mo Ming now feels that this mortal world is quite good. At least he doesn't have to worry about eating or drinking every day. He can live broadcast himself and show off when he has nothing to do, and he can get a lot of money.

It seems that the Jade Emperor did not lie to himself at the beginning, and he was pretending to be cool, and there were indeed many benefits.

"Buzz-"

At this moment, the iPhone 8 in Mo Ming’s hand suddenly vibrated:

The battery is low, with only 10% remaining.

The battery was fully charged in heaven before I descended to earth, but within a day, it was out of battery...

In the past, Mo Ming had heard people say that this crappy phone had a small battery and was slow to charge, but now he finally understood the lesson. I just started two live broadcasts, and the battery almost ran out without even playing, and I was drunk.

Complaints are complaints, but the battery still needs to be charged. Now I am in trouble. This is not heaven. There is not even a plug. Where can I charge this mobile phone

Although the spiritual energy of heaven and earth can be decomposed into electrical energy if controlled properly, my current cultivation level is not yet able to control it so exquisitely.

Just as Mo Ming was fumbling around, the battery power on the phone's status bar had dropped from 10% to 9%, and the battery icon had also changed from green to eye-catching red.

Mo Ming was anxious.

Damn it, I went down to earth to show off under the orders of the Jade Emperor, and I didn’t bring anything with me. When I got into trouble, I relied on my cell phone to help me out. This cell phone ran out of battery, so why are we just having fun? !

With this in mind, Mo Ming typed the words "mobile phone charging" in the search bar on Taobao's homepage. In an instant, all kinds of products filled the entire screen.

Mo Ming took a look and found that most of the items found were accessories such as data cables, charging heads, and power banks.

Needless to say, there is no need to mention data cables, charging heads, etc. There is no electricity in this world, so buying them is of no use.

As for the power bank, it seems to be of some use, but...

"Damn it, you can't just throw it away after you're done with it, can you just throw it away and buy it again?! You have to find an economical way. If there's something that charges automatically... Hey, wait!"

A flash of lightning flashed in Mo Ming's mind, and the six characters "solar power bank" appeared in his mind!

Not to mention, Mo Ming really found what he needed - Xiaomi solar power bank.

Click to open the product introduction: Xiaomi Solar Power Bank will take you on an artistic journey with a ray of sunshine. The cumulative sales in three years have exceeded 55 million units. If you are too lazy to use Xianli to charge, then buy it quickly!

Further down are the specific parameters of the product: size: 130*71*14mm, battery capacity: 20000mAh...

Mo Ming remembers that the battery capacity of the iPhone 8 seems to be just over 1,000 mAh, less than 2,000 mAh. If calculated that way, then this power bank is enough to charge it back and forth more than a dozen times.

Coupled with the solar automatic charging function of this power bank, it can perfectly solve Mo Ming's problem.

The price was 79 yuan, which was not expensive, but there was an additional 21 yuan for postage, which made Mo Ming feel a little unhappy. However, Mo Ming still decisively placed the order and paid.

After all, this phone is now Mo Ming's plug-in. Only by feeding it can Mo Ming enjoy more benefits.

The system jumps immediately:

Locating your location...

Your location has been located: Fanjie, Dayan Kingdom, Yunzhou.

The staff is picking up the goods, please wait...

The staff is delivering it to you, please wait...

Suddenly, a notification sound came from the mobile phone:

Transactions in different worlds will be kept in a state of absolute confidentiality, and the time and space locking function is enabled...

Bo!

A ripple suddenly appeared in the surrounding space, and the world around him solidified instantly, and time and space were stopped.

Mo Ming was startled, but he soon realized that this was Heavenly Court's confidentiality measure.

Boom, boom, boom!

There was a knock on the door, and then Mo Ming heard someone shouting outside the door:

"Open the door and get your express delivery!"

(End of chapter)