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Chapter 22: Let’s start with a box of flying monkeys

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Seeing Mo Ming's interest, the waiter explained:

"Have you ever heard of the legend of 'New Year's Eve'? Back then, with the help of 'Nian', mortals used the flying monkey to get rid of 'Xi'."

Hearing this, Mo Ming was stunned:

"Damn it, I don't study well, don't lie to me. Didn't mortals scare Xi away with firecrackers back then? When did they start using flying monkeys?"

"Whips, firecrackers, is that so? Isn't it right? Impossible, I've read a lot, I won't lie to you! I did this back then, I must know better than you!"

The waiter's words shocked Mo Ming. The "New Year's Eve" thing happened in ancient times, right? You said you did it? So what kind of person do you have to be

Just when Mo Ming was guessing the identity of the store owner, another message popped up in the chat box:

"Dear, I am the Nian beast!"

As soon as these words came out, Mo Ming almost fell off the bed in fright!

Oh my god, who is the owner of this store

This is a veritable ancient beast. Thinking of how indifferent he had been before, Mo Ming felt frightened:

"Hello, I'm Mo Ming. I would like to ask, how can I use this flying monkey to defend myself?"

"Just light it on fire and stuff it into the other person's crotch!"

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Damn it, is this really an ancient beast? Why are you so obscene

After all, I am a heavenly immortal soldier and have lived for nearly 40 million years. How could I do such a wretched thing

But having said that, it's not impossible for this thing to look very powerful and a little bit vulgar.

Of course, what Mo Ming values most is that this thing can coordinate with his moves, such as "Monkey Stealing Peach", "One Pillar to Hold the Sky" and so on.

This is a bit interesting. Maybe he can create an "enhanced version of One Pillar Optimus" or "One Pillar Optimus Version 2.0" or something...

"Then, let me get you a box of Sky Monkeys first, and let's test its power!"

"Okay! You are welcome to place an order and we will ship it immediately!"

After exiting the conversation box, Mo Ming immediately placed an order for 2,500 yuan a box without any hesitation.

Soon, there was a knock on the door...

This is a flat box, only four to five centimeters thick, with a standard "top and bottom" fit. After being opened, five "Sky Monkeys" are neatly placed inside!

There is also an instruction manual pressed under the box:

Dear, when using this product, please be sure to choose an open area with no people. When using it, just use fire to light the fuse at the tail of the main body of the rocket.

Ps: This product is a dangerous product. Please do not use it on people unless necessary, otherwise you will be responsible for the consequences.

"You are responsible for the consequences? Is it so serious?"

Mo Ming's heart jumped. After all, the Nian beast is a legendary beast. It has existed for a long time. The things it sells are definitely not ordinary things. Even if it is just a small seemingly inconspicuous gift, it must have extraordinary power. .

Re-seal the box carefully, so as not to blow yourself up if you don't get it right, which would be embarrassing.

Early the next morning, Mo Ming yawned and walked into the main house where his parents lived.

"Hey, is the sun coming out in the west today?" Mo Ming's father stretched out his head to look outside.

To be honest, sometimes, Mo Ming would think that his father might have drunk too much Ganges water and his brain is not normal. Otherwise, a man in his thirties or forties would act like a child all day long. Whimsical!

The sun rises in the west, why don't you say that the sun rises in the north and south

At this time, Mo Ming's father and his mother were already sitting at the dining table, preparing to eat. Originally, they were waiting for Yan Qingcheng to come out to eat, but unexpectedly, Yan Qingcheng did not come, but Mo Ming did.

This is so abnormal. You know, usually Mo Mingke sleeps until noon and wakes up naturally, then wakes up and eats lunch directly.

"Mo Ming, where is your sister? Why haven't you come yet? Didn't you make your sister angry?" Mo Ming's father asked. It wasn't just once or twice that Mo Ming made Yan Qingcheng angry. Sometimes Yan Qingcheng didn't Being happy will make you lose your appetite.

However, what makes him a little confused is that in the past, whenever Mo Ming made Yan Qingcheng angry, he would get beaten up badly. Why did it seem like nothing happened this time

"Who, who made her angry?"

Mo Ming glanced at his father with dissatisfaction. What's wrong with this? Why did he rely on him whenever something went wrong? He immediately became the scapegoat of the Yan family!

"She said she was going to Three Thousand Devils Peak in the next two days to practice. Is she already gone? I'm going to brush my teeth. I'll be back in a minute!" Mo Ming yawned and went straight into the house.

"brush teeth?"

Mo Ming's father looked thoughtful, and then looked at Yan Ningxue beside him:

"Do you feel that Mo Ming has changed a little? In the past, when he was with us, he always felt a little bit unable to let go, but just now he felt very natural."

Even though Father Mo Ming usually has a low sense of presence, he can feel every little change in his son and daughter.

"Well, I feel the same way. In the past, he was a little afraid of Qingcheng and would deliberately hide when he saw her. But yesterday, he was able to call her sister so naturally, and he also took the initiative to help her out, just like a real sibling."

Yan Ningxue nodded and said.

"This change came too suddenly..."

Mo Ming's father was lost in thought. Although they had always hoped for a good relationship between their son and daughter, this expectation came true too suddenly, and they were still a little bit unable to accept it for the moment.

"I'll test him later with what happened last night. Just watch my eyes and act!"

Yan Ningxue nodded somewhat ambivalently.

After a while, Mo Ming finished washing and came over: "Mom and Dad, I'm going to eat, you can do whatever you want, you're welcome!"

After saying that, he started to feast. There was not much food in the morning, but everything was delicious, such as crystal shrimp dumplings, Bazhen poached eggs, five-grain almond tea...

Of course, the so-called "super delicious" is for the inexplicable Diaosi. In comparison, what he ate in heaven before was simply pig food!

Damn it, no matter where you go, having money is the best thing!

Mo Ming sometimes thinks that this mortal world is actually not bad. At least he can eat and drink. The key is that he doesn't have to work to make money.

Yan Ningxue was sitting nearby and was almost stunned. It had been a long time since she had eaten. Did she come here to escape the famine

"Slow down, no one will fight you."

After saying that, she also pushed her own breakfast in front of Mo Ming, as if she was afraid that this silly boy wouldn't be full.

"I know, I know, wuwuwu..."

Mo Ming replied vaguely, but his hand speed didn't change at all.

Yan Ningxue looked at Mo Ming's father and winked secretly. After his father received the look, he coughed twice and asked lightly:

"I heard that you beat up some gangsters from several families last night, and one of them was a man who moved to the fourth level of the Blood Realm. Is this true?"

"Well, it seems so, but as for whether he is the fourth heaven, I don't know!"

If Mo Ming's father hadn't told him, Mo Ming wouldn't have known that one of the three gangsters yesterday was from the fourth heaven. However, the feel of the fight seemed to be no different from that of the third heaven.

"How did you defeat a gangster who had reached the fourth level of blood realm?"

When they heard Yan Shao'an say last night that Mo Ming beat up someone in the Library Pavilion, and that there was also a person from the fourth level of the Blood Movement Realm among them, they didn't believe it and wanted to ask Mo Ming for questioning.

However, because of the engagement ceremony, the two of them really couldn't get away from each other, so this morning, his father and stepmother were waiting for Mo Ming's answer with complicated emotions...

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