The Jade Emperor Told Me to Live-stream!

Chapter 23: Pretending can't save the world

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"Of course it's strength!"

Mo Ming glanced at his father strangely. Did he drink too much water from the Ganges River and his brain was not working properly? Or something? If you don't rely on strength to beat someone, why should you rely on bragging

If bragging could defeat the enemy, then he would be the number one Martial God in heaven by now!

"It's so early in the morning, stop joking with me!"

Who did this kid learn from the word "fart" written in capital letters on his father's face? He was bragging at this dinner table early in the morning:

"The average cultivator of the second heaven of the Blood Moving Realm will take at least a year and a half to reach the fourth heaven. Speaking of strength, where did you get the strength?"

"You said it yourself, that's for ordinary people. A genius like me, whose talent is beyond the sky, can kill those little losers in the fourth level of the Blood Realm instantly with just a few days of practice!"

In fact, Mo Ming didn't even use "a few days". He went from eating the True Phoenix Egg of Enlightenment Tea, to breaking through to the third realm of moving blood, to beating those little gangsters yesterday, which was just one day.

But he couldn't say this because he was afraid that his father would be scared to death.

In fact, this matter is nothing to Mo Ming himself. After all, he has been cultivating for nearly 40 million years. It is normal for him to quickly improve his cultivation level in a short period of time, beat someone up, act cool, and act like a gangster. .

But to mortals like his father and stepmother, Mo Ming was just bragging!

"Tsk, I said you kid, are you addicted to bragging? Stop fighting with me here, haha, tell me the truth quickly!"

"I...I'm not bragging. The truth is, I just use my strength to kill my opponent in seconds!"

Mo Ming was a little helpless. Why did he tell the truth? No one believed him. He had to be forced to tell lies, right? He actually framed him for bragging. Isn't he that kind of person

"you… "

His father pointed his finger at Mo Ming and held it in for a long time, not knowing what to say.

This kid's bragging sounded like it was true. Hearing this made him really want to give this kid a big mouth.

However, after thinking about it, he still didn't take action. He turned to Yan Ningxue and said:

"Xue, tomorrow you go and invite the best doctor in the city to take a look at this child. I think this child may have been hit in the head."

Yan Ningxue glanced at Mo Ming with a strange look and nodded.

In fact, she also thought that Mo Ming might have a mental problem. After all, how could a normal person brag so seriously

But when they said this, Mo Ming was not happy:

"What do you mean? Huh? Do you think I have a disease in my head?! I tell you, this is in the mortal world, I will let you, if this were in heaven, you don't know how many times you have been knocked to death by me! "

As soon as these words came out, his father became even less calm:

"It's over, it's over. This child can no longer distinguish between reality and hallucination. This is just a minor treatment. Please quickly notify the funeral team to prepare for his funeral!"

This is so true...

Mo Ming has lived for nearly 40 million years. He has never obeyed anyone but this dad!

He felt that the IQ of these people in the mortal world was not at the same level as his own, and it was completely futile to argue with such people!

Because they will lower their IQ to the same level as them, and then use their rich experience to defeat themselves!

"Don't eat it!"

As soon as the chopsticks were put down, Mo Ming stood up and left with a dark face!

Grandma, you have to prepare the funeral arrangements for me. If it weren’t for the fact that you are my current father, I would call King Qin Guang right now!

As soon as he left his parents' yard, Mo Ming took out his iPhone 8, dialed a number while the servants on the roadside stared blankly, and shouted angrily:

"Hey, Jade Emperor? Please let me go back quickly, I can't stay in this mortal world anymore!"

"Hey, isn't this our big baby Mo Ming? Why are you so angry? Who made you angry?" The clear voice of the Jade Emperor came from the other end of the phone.

"Who else can there be except these mortals?! Especially this inexplicable father, he talks too much!"

"What did he say?"

"He said that I was mentally ill, and that I could no longer be cured and could wait to die at home!"

Hearing Mo Ming's complaints, the Jade Emperor on the other end of the phone fell silent. It took a long time before he heard him say:

"Actually, we all think so too..."

“…”

Mo Ming was speechless at that time. He was desperate. He hung up the phone silently. What could he say? What else could he say? What's wrong with the world? Is he crazy, or is the world crazy

He deeply realized that pretending could no longer save the world!

However, he will continue to show off...

Life goes on and pretentiousness goes on. As for this world, let it go crazy!

Yunzhou is the largest city within hundreds of miles and the economic center of this region.

Yunzhou City is also the gathering place for cultivators in this area.

What Mo Ming has to do now is to find a teammate who can do 1V5 and lead him to score points.

Three Thousand Devils Peak is not a good place. There are all kinds of ferocious beasts and spirits in it, and there is also some kind of strange energy shrouded in it. It can be described as "dangerous mountains and bad waters" and "barren land".

If it were Mo Ming in the past, he could go to the Three Thousand Devils Peak and flatten it with one foot, but that was not possible now. Good equipment was not enough. He also needed to find a backer to go with him.

However, as soon as Mo Ming stepped out of the Yan family's door, seven or eight 13- and 14-year-old boys rushed towards him from outside:

"Mo Xiaoming, did you really go to Yangliupo? You actually came back alive! When Yan Shaoan told us, we didn't believe it!"

"Mo Xiaoming, you are awesome! I respect you, and from now on you will be the leader of our awesome gang!"

"That's right, that's right, you will be an awesome brother from now on!"

Mo Ming was startled by these naughty kids. At this sight...

Hehe, they are all "acquaintances".

It was these naughty kids who instigated "Mo Ming" to go to that Yangliu Slope, so that "Mo Ming" was buried in it, which made him suffer a crime in vain.

Mo Ming was already very angry, but how could he look good when he saw these young dandies again? He directly kicked out the few dandies who rushed towards them, pointed at them and yelled:

"Ganggun, don't you see I'm angry? Don't bother me! What a gang, I see you are all burping like eagles. You've eaten too much chicken! Gungun, get out of here, all of you!"

Damn it, every time I hear this "awesome gang", Mo Ming has the urge to laugh, and even asks him to be the gang leader. If he becomes the gang leader, he won't have to hang around in this mortal world anymore.

Mo Ming walked out without looking back, leaving only those young dandies with hurt expressions on their faces.

In fact, they regretted that they had urged Mo Ming to go to Yangliupo, so they rushed over as soon as Yan Shaoan told them that Mo Ming was back safely.

In order to make up for Mo Ming, they also specially discussed that Mo Ming should be the "Awesome Brother" of their Awesome Gang, but they did not expect that Mo Ming would be so popular, and he would scold several people.

Although they also knew that it was their fault, they felt extremely depressed when they thought of seven or eight of them forming a group to hit the muzzle.

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According to this body's original memory, there was a place specializing in "selling services" on Sanyang Street in the east of Yunzhou City.

For example, if anyone has the ability to enter the Three Thousand Devils Peak and wants to make some extra money, he can go there first and offer his own services: it can guarantee people's safe entry into the Three Thousand Devils Peak...

At this time, if Mo Ming wants to go, he can go there directly and pay the corresponding price in exchange for this service.

To put it bluntly, you just pay for services!

Sanyang Street belongs to the new urban area of Yunzhou City. It is named after three poplar trees that once grew here and are said to have lived for more than 300 years.

There are many buildings along the wide street, including restaurants, inns, shops and medicine pavilions. People are coming and going on the street, and the sounds of hawking, shouting, and bargaining are intertwined and noisy, creating a lively atmosphere.

At the corner of the street, there is a very elegantly decorated pavilion. Except that it is already bustling with people coming in and out early in the morning, the appearance seems to be no different from an inn in the market.

However, when Mo Ming saw the sign hanging on the door of the store, he was shocked!

(End of chapter)