The Jade Emperor Told Me to Live-stream!

Chapter 27: Are you here to trick people?

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"Since little brother Mo dares to go to Three Thousand Devils Peak at such a young age, he must have some extraordinary means. I didn't know you..."

"Of course I have the means!" Before Li Dao could finish his words, Mo Ming took out a square box from his arms: "Brother Li, look at this, this is my means!"

"Oh, it looks quite exquisite!"

Li Dao nodded repeatedly. He didn't recognize the items in this box, but they looked quite unique and exquisite in appearance. Each section was made one by one, but he didn't know what the use was.

I heard that the Longmen Inn in Yunzhou City is only open to cultivators. It not only provides food, drink and accommodation, but also gathers local snakes from all over Yunzhou. If you need help, you only need to pay the corresponding price.

This Li Daoyi came to Yunzhou for the first time today. He originally plucked up the courage to go to the Yan family and ask Yan Qingcheng for help, but when he arrived at the gate of the Yan family, he was discouraged again.

I accidentally heard people on the street talking about such a place, and I came here out of curiosity.

Anyway, he has money, and there must be a brave man under the heavy reward. If someone can really provide services that satisfy him, he doesn't mind the price.

"Hey, Brother Li, don't underestimate these things! These are excellent weapons!"

Mo Ming introduced enthusiastically.

"Weapon? There is such a weapon?"

Li Dao was stunned. He had seen a lot of weapons, but this was the first time he saw this kind of weapon. This thing looked very similar to the fireworks that were set off during the New Year when he was a child, but it seemed to be a little different. What was the difference? He Can't tell.

Mo Ming stretched out his hands and took out a Sky Monkey from the wooden box with great care. The brightly colored paper, as if dyed red by blood, was painted with real dragons and fairy phoenixes, reflecting the dazzling light. Just looking at it like this gives people a high-end and classy feeling.

"This weapon is called... called... called Sky Exploding Thunder! Yes, Sky Exploding Thunder! As long as it is hit by this, even a cultivator in the bone-carving realm of Dzogchen will die or be miserable. In terms of power, this weapon is comparable to ordinary cultivators. The weapons are much stronger!”

As he spoke, Mo Ming pointed out the appearance of the Sky Monkey to Li Daoyi:

"This weapon is not only powerful, but also very simple to use. You only need to light the rope below with fire, and it will shoot out like a laser. It is fast and lethal. Even ordinary people can use it!"

"What is a laser?"

Li Daoyi was curious. He was indeed interested in this, this "exploding sky thunder".

"Well, don't worry about these details! In short, this thing is very powerful and can be used as a weapon. I am here to ensure that Brother Li enters the mountain safely!"

Mo Ming's mouth was full of golden lotus, and he was seriously bragging about his awesomeness. Even the gods who were watching the live broadcast were confused.

Especially Erlang Shen, the corner of his mouth twitched and his face was burning.

Just now he was mocking Mo Ming for not being able to retain customers like this, but he didn't expect to be slapped in the face in the blink of an eye. Not only was this guy not scared away by Mo Ming, but he was also immersed in the feeling of being flattered by Mo Ming!

Is this what people often say: "Foolish people are blessed"

No, stupid people have stupid blessings, but idiots don’t!

He, Erlang Shen, still doesn’t believe it today. How can this anchor blow this business down by just talking nonsense? If this can be done, then wouldn’t all those old vendors who have been selling things for decades be able to jump off the building

So, he thought for a moment and typed a few words in the barrage:

If this anchor can negotiate the business, I, Erlangshen, will eat iPhone X live!

It doesn't matter what the gods in the sky think. Now is the time to concentrate on bragging. Even if the sky falls and the earth collapses and the universe explodes, you have to wait until he finishes bragging!

Mo Ming continued to brag about this awesomeness for more than twenty minutes, until he felt a little thirsty before he stopped:

"I wonder if Brother Li is satisfied with me? Actually, Brother Li, you really don't have to worry too much. This sky-exploding... No, this sky-exploding thunder is just the tip of the iceberg of my methods. If you are not satisfied, I still have many methods here. , which can definitely guarantee your safety!”

"Well-"

Li Daoyi looked around again. It seemed that except for this child, there was no one else going to Three Thousand Devils Peak. Even if he wanted to find someone, where would he look for him at this moment

After thinking again and again, Li Daoyi returned to those flying monkeys:

"By the way, little brother Mo Ming, can you try this out first and let me see its power?"

"This... well, I'm sorry, this weapon is too powerful, and there is no suitable testing site locally!"

It is impossible to let you try out the trial. It cost 2,500 yuan to buy these 5 SkyMonkeys. If you try one, it is equivalent to 500 yuan wasted. Isn't this a joke

Besides, these are used to deal with unknown and powerful enemies. One less one means one less chance to escape.

"Oh, in that case, I won't force it, but I don't know what the price will be for Little Brother Mo?"

After going around and around, I finally came to this key topic!

In addition to wanting to find someone to team up with him to enter Three Thousand Devils Peak, if possible, Mo Ming also hoped that he could take this opportunity to make a fortune. After all, Mo Ming also wanted to practice.

Now, I just hope this guy is a real big fat sheep!

"Ahem, Brother Li, you also know that these weapons are forbidden weapons. Every one of them is hard-won. They are all made by me after spending a lot of money and hard work, so the price is naturally a little higher. .”

"How many?"

Li Dao raised his eyebrows. He had a premonition that he was about to be slaughtered, but he was very interested in the well-spoken young man in front of him. Moreover, he was also very curious about this explosive thunder.

He has plenty of money, and as long as the price is within his acceptable range, it doesn't matter if it's more expensive.

Mo Ming thought for a moment, then raised a finger.

"A penny? Well, it seems unlikely..."

Li Dao paused and added:

"Is that one tael of silver? Or one tael of gold?"

One tael of gold is equivalent to ten taels of silver and ten thousand copper coins. The value of one copper coin can buy two white-faced steamed buns, which is almost equivalent to 1 yuan in heaven.

One tael of gold is ten thousand yuan.

After hesitating for a moment, Li Daoyi said:

"Forget it, one tael of gold is a bit expensive, but I feel that I have a good rapport with little brother Mo. How about this, little brother Mo, how about we set off tomorrow?"

As he spoke, he took out a golden gold ingot from his arms.

However, Mo Ming shook his head repeatedly: "No, no, Mr. Li, it's not one tael of gold."

"Is it twelve taels?" Li Daoyi's smile froze: "Brother, don't you think this is a bit expensive?"

"No, no, no, brother Li, don't get me wrong, I don't mean silver or gold, I mean, a piece of blood stone!"

"A blood stone?"

Phew~

Li Daoyi vomited blood on the spot, looked at Mo Ming like a madman, and then walked towards the door of the inn without looking back, muttering in a low voice as he walked:

"No wonder no one is paying attention to him. This is simply a money grab. Just go to Three Thousand Devils Peak and ask for a piece of blood stone. Is this crazy?"

(End of chapter)