That's right, these people didn't come to see Mo Ming's live broadcast without any work at all.
They all came to listen to Erlangshen explain "how to evolve from a hanging silk to a rich and handsome man"!
Looking at the barrage area in the lower left corner of the screen, the barrage scrolling faster than lightning, Mo Ming was speechless on the spot.
He looked at the name of the live broadcast room and the host's ID. Yes, this is the live broadcast room he opened!
But now, how come the protagonist has become his Erlangshen
How come everyone is here just for his Erlang Shen’s barrage speech
"Hey, no, you got the wrong person. I'm the one doing the live broadcast now. Why do you only discuss it with him?"
"Did you hear me when I spoke? Is my camera broken and you can't see me? If you can, I'll give you a 1!"
"Hey, let me ask you, have you heard what I said? Can't you just ignore me for a while? Don't you love me anymore? Don't you like my routine?"
…
Mo Ming felt that he was really screwed. He shouted here for a long time, but no one criticized him.
No, in fact there was someone who bit him!
Erlang Zhenjun: Sorry, only ugly people need tricks, handsome people only need tricks!
Wocao, what I said...
Mo Ming was furious at that time:
"Erlang Shen, you've done that! I'll show off in my territory. If you want to show off, go live it yourself!"
However, this time there were only eleven words in response to him:
Erlang Shen: I'm sorry, today's pussy, I'm pretending!
Heavenly Court, True King’s Mansion,
As the number of viewers in the live broadcast room continued to soar, Erlangshen's interest also reached a peak!
Messenger of the Pure Altar: True Lord, True Lord, I want to know how to get the goddess in my heart
Erlang Zhenjun: First of all, you need to be as handsome as me. Secondly, you need to be as rich as me. Both conditions are indispensable!
King Qin Guang: Do rich people have no worries
Erlang Zhenjun: I'm sorry, I can tell you responsibly that although I am rich, I also have a lot of worries. For example, I worry about whether to drive a Lamborghini or a Ferrari to work every morning!
…
Phew~
Damn it, I have been in the world of pretense for nearly 40 million years, and I have never seen anyone so good at pretense!
Nearly 40 million years, what a long and long time this is!
For the first time, Mo Ming felt ashamed!
Look at her pretense, it’s like a 6 turned into a 9!
Mo Ming was still puzzled. Is this Erlang Shen abnormal today or something
Is it interesting that a rich, handsome man has to show off in front of this group of salted fishes and hanging silks? Do you feel a sense of accomplishment
It’s okay to show off, but you still have to come to my live broadcast room to show off. Aren’t you clearly trying to steal business? !
This is not what annoys Mo Ming the most. What annoys him the most is that Erlangshen actually uses him as a negative teaching material to preach!
What about "this bitch, why is she pretending to be wrong?" and what about "what should be the correct way to pretend?"...
This is no longer a "slap in the face", this is simply "troubling", you idiot!
This is simply feeding yourself shit in front of the gods and Buddhas, my God!
Mo Ming really wanted to shut down the live broadcast room right now to see how Erlang Shen could keep showing off, but his reason told him that he couldn't shut it down now.
Because the current situation is that the audience is here to see Erlang Shen, and they are all in high spirits now. If he closes the live broadcast room, he will definitely be scolded to death by the audience, and he may not even be able to save his ancestral grave.
To be honest, Mo Ming has been in the world of pretense in the heavens for nearly 40 million years, and this is the first time he encountered such a heartbreaking thing. If this were normal, he would definitely put his pretense back without saying a word.
However, now that he is living in vain, even the roadside vendors have closed their stalls and gone home, who can he ask to show off
Besides, Erlang Shen is not an ordinary person. He is tall, handsome, and rich. He can pretend to be cool, very handy, and get twice the result with half the effort. For ordinary people, let alone flattering, you can't even catch up with them when flying a plane!
If you want to win back the audience, ordinary pretentious tricks will definitely not work!
Just when Moming was thinking about it and didn't know what to do, there was a sudden "boom" explosion in the distance!
The sound came very suddenly without any warning. It made Mo Ming tremble and almost throw away the iPhone 8 in his hand.
Not only Mo Ming, but also Erlang Shen and other gods who were listening carefully to Erlang Shen's speech were all frightened by the sudden big explosion!
In the east of Yunzhou City, the earth trembled, and even the houses on both sides of the street were shaking!
"Wocao, what's going on? Is there an earthquake?"
Mo Ming feels bitter in his heart. I'm not pretending to be cool. Why is this earthquake happening to me
"boom-"
There was another explosion, and then Mo Ming heard the sound of the house collapsing, accompanied by roars.
"No, this isn't an earthquake, it's paralysis. Is this someone trying to go to heaven?"
Mo Ming turned over and jumped to the roof of a house, looking in the direction of the source of the sound.
Under the dark night, two figures were doing something. The one in front was dressed in black and was sneaking under the night, and the person behind was surrounded by blood.
Due to the long distance, Mo Ming couldn't see their faces clearly, but these two guys were moving very fast.
In the distance, Mo Ming heard a shout:
"Shameless evil thief, follow my mountain-opening technique."
Immediately, Mo Ming saw that the black figure seemed to have pulled out some powerful weapon, and the light in his hand was strong, and he rushed towards the blood-red figure behind him.
"There is a road to heaven but you don't take it. There is no door to hell and you break in. Do you think you can escape by escaping to this Yunzhou City? If you want to kill me, I will kill you first now and use gold and stone to open the way!"
And the bloody figure was not to be outdone, and his shouts were loud, echoing in the street, like a broken drum beating, and at the same time, he pointed out.
There was another "bang", and it was like a landmine exploded between the two of them. Smoke and dust flew around, and several layers of soil were lifted up from the ground.
Not to mention the several surrounding shops, their doors and walls were shattered on the spot, with tiles and rocks flying everywhere.
After a hard fight, the man in black used his strength to fly back, but the bloody figure behind him followed him like a shadow, chasing him down.
As they moved, the sound of "bang bang bang" explosions was heard endlessly, and several shops were blown away on the spot. Needless to say, the destructive power was so destructive that for those who didn't know, they thought the demolition office was coming!
However, this is not the most terrifying thing. The most terrifying thing is that these two people are rushing towards where Mo Ming is standing!
However, at this moment, not only was there no panic in Mo Ming's eyes, but his eyes were shining as if he had just seen a peerless beauty!
Mom, you're so good, you can get whatever you want!
Mo Ming took out his mobile phone, found the "guess" icon in the lower left corner of the live broadcast room, and said:
"Everyone be quiet. I'm going to start showing off. Please watch carefully!"
(End of chapter)