The Jade Emperor Told Me to Live-stream!

Chapter 30: The flying monkey stuffed his crotch

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Mo Ming clicked on the "Bet" icon, and a small window popped up:

Please enter your guess content...

Mo Ming pondered for a while and typed in: Can the pretense be successful

Then, Mo Ming clicked "Submit", and at the same time, the gods watching the live broadcast in the live broadcast room received a reminder at the same time.

Erlang Zhenjun: Pretending? I advise you to act like an idiot quickly! If you can pretend like this, I will eat this iPhone X!

"Holy shit, you're so cruel! Okay, this is what you said, I'll pretend to be this bad, and you'll eat it on your phone during the live broadcast!"

Mo Ming has lived for nearly 40 million years and has never seen anyone eat a mobile phone.

Needless to say, just to let Erlangshen eat the mobile phone as he wished, he had to put on this show today!

At this time, the two people fighting had arrived not far away, and Mo Ming finally saw the appearance of those two guys clearly.

The person behind him, wrapped in blood, was a vicious middle-aged man with a scar on his face. There was a strong smell of blood all over his body, which made people frown.

But the figure in black made Mo Ming raise his eyebrows. It was none other than the little fat sheep who was scared away by Mo Ming during the day - Li Daoyi!

Almost at the same time, the two of them also saw Mo Ming standing on the roof with an excited look on his face.

Li Daoyi was obviously stunned.

The bandit leader laughed strangely:

"It turns out he's just a young boy. Since you caught me, I can't keep you!"

Immediately, he flicked his finger, and a bloody bolt shot towards Mo Ming.

"Profiteers beware!"

Li Daoyin yelled out instinctively. Although he had a bad impression of Mo Ming, he couldn't just watch a kid who was several years younger than himself die from being implicated by him!

But at this time, he wanted to save him, but he couldn't spare any effort.

"You'd better be careful with yourself."

After the leader of the bandit struck, he attacked Li Daoyi fiercely, so that Li Daoyi could hardly breathe.

In his opinion, his cultivation level in the eighth level of the Blood Realm was enough to kill a third-level kid with one finger.

There is no problem with this idea applying to ordinary people. The problem is that it does not apply to ordinary people.

Who is Mo Ming

The majestic heavenly soldier has lived for nearly 40 million years. If a mere cultivator from the mortal realm sticks his butt up, he will know what the other person farts!

The moment the bandit leader raised his hand, he had already moved half a meter to the left, just in time to avoid the blood-red horse.

"Chi"

With a soft sound, the roof under Su Xin's feet was instantly pierced by a blood-red bolt, leaving a dark round hole at Su Xin's feet.

This power...

Looking at the roof that was pierced by a finger, Mo Ming couldn't help but smile. Damn, I just want to show off, but this idiot is actually being serious!

"You can do it! If the tiger doesn't show its power, you think I'm a sick cat. You forced me to do that!"

You really want to play, right

Okay, I'll play with you!

Damn it, if I don’t stuff the Sky Monkey into your crotch today, from now on I’ll write my name upside down!

Kicking the phone into his arms, Mo Ming yelled at Li Daoyi who was fighting: "Little fat sheep, get out of my way, I'm going to send him to heaven!"

"What did you say?"

Li Dao asked subconsciously. He felt that he might have heard wrong. He was kicked in the head by a donkey. Didn't you see the situation here? Why don't you run for your life and seek death

But at this moment, Su Xin had formed an indescribable dharma seal with his hands and ran over, with a strange red object between his index fingers.

Li Daoyi's heart skipped a beat. He had seen that thing during the day. It seemed to be called "Exploding Sky Thunder". It was definitely not a joke!

Immediately, without thinking, he struck out with a sword and rolled on the spot. Like a monkey, he nimbly opened a distance of more than ten meters from the bandit leader.

At the same time, Mo Ming's body surface suddenly appeared red, and the shadow of the real phoenix flashed behind him. His whole body felt like the wind was blowing under his feet, and he appeared in front of the bandit leader in three or five steps:

"Sending you to heaven, the ancient martial arts of heaven? One pillar holding up the sky!"

At such a short distance, before the bandit leader could recover from his surprise, he only felt a tightness in his crotch, and then his whole body was lifted up into the sky by a strong force.

Chirp—

There was a sound of piercing the sky, and a brilliant firework streaked across the night sky. Then with a "boom", the fireworks bloomed and exploded in all directions, carrying a shocking wave of weather.

call-

The shock wave caused by the explosion was like a strong wind sweeping down leaves. For a time, the entire Sanyang Street was filled with sand and rocks, mud and tiles were flying, and buildings collapsed. The scene was chaotic for a time.

When all the storm calmed down, Li Daoyi looked at Sanyang Street in front of him and swallowed silently.

If his previous fight with the bandit leader was about "destroying shops", then this guy is basically "destroying streets"!

The entire Sanyang Street felt like it was turned upside down. Buildings collapsed. Mud, bricks and tiles, as well as dilapidated wooden doors and wooden windows were everywhere. But the worst thing was the leader of the gang, a powerful man from the eighth level of the Blood Realm. , was actually blown up to the point where no bones were left, and no bones were left behind.

This power is too terrifying! It is simply more terrifying than a full blow from a strong man in the bone-burning realm.

Li Daoyi was frightened for a while. Fortunately, he was obedient at the time and kept a distance of more than ten meters from the bandit leader. Otherwise, he might have been taken to the sky by him.

Thinking about the explosion just now, just being hit by the aftermath had already shocked his blood and made him unable to calm down. If he was really at the center of the explosion, the consequences...

It's really scary!

In fact, not to mention him, even Mo Ming himself was startled. Wocao, this... Damn it, a sky-leaping monkey is too powerful, right? This is completely different from the Sky Monkey he expected!

Buy 5 for 2,500 yuan, no loss at all! Not a loss! Not a loss!

Mo Ming muttered in his heart that all his attention was focused on the Sky-Threading Monkey. He felt that the Sky-Threading Monkey could be renamed "Exploding Sky Monkey"!

As for the bandit leader who wanted to kill him, it was already cheap to blow him up!

In the words of Black and White Wuchang, that is: People like him deserve to go to Huangquan Road and fight those poor ghosts for Huangquan Road tickets!

"Brother Mo, thank you for your help just now!"

Li Daoyi calmed down the blood that was still churning in his body, walked over, clasped his fists and expressed gratitude.

"Brother Li, you don't have to be polite. Saving you this time is purely a coincidence. Don't worry about it. It's just a pity that I am a thunderbolt..."

Mo Ming regretfully opened a wooden box, and there were only 4 flying monkeys left in it.

"Well… "

Li Daoyi took a sneak peek and felt that his throat was a little dry. The power of one explosion was terrifying, and the young man actually had four more in his hand. He couldn't help but swallowed:

"Brother Mo didn't show his true face. This forbidden weapon is so powerful that it can walk sideways on Three Thousand Devils Peak..."

"Through the sky...it's just a thunderbolt, it's nothing. I still have a lot of things, like marlezi, big flower, earth red, two kicks, small mushrooms, big mushrooms..."

Listening to these weird names, Li Daoyi's forehead was already sweating a little.

Although he didn't know what these things were, just hearing these names gave people a very powerful feeling. Thinking of this, he felt a little embarrassed again and asked hesitantly:

"Mo... little brother Mo, I don't know... I wonder if you will still accept the order to go to Three Thousand Devils Peak tomorrow?"

"Of course I'll take it, but the price will definitely be more expensive tomorrow than today. If you want to come, come early tomorrow!"

After that, Mo Ming didn't give Li Dao a chance to speak again. He turned around and disappeared around the intersection.

(End of chapter)