The Jade Emperor Told Me to Live-stream!

Chapter 35: Specifically bite your balls

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Looking from here, there are dark clouds above. I don’t know how high the mountain is. There are mountains below, I don’t know how deep the mountain is. From time to time, there are sounds of beasts roaring and demonic cries, which seems to be evil and terrifying. .

The mule the two were riding was originally docile, but as it approached the mountain, it gradually became restless and unwilling to approach, as if it was afraid of something.

"Further ahead is the boundary of Three Thousand Devil Peaks. Your mission has been completed and you can leave!"

Li Daoyi said while taking off the camping equipment from the mule.

"Hey, didn't you say you wanted to pick a Jade Snake Orchid? The Three Thousand Devils Peak is so big, do you know where the Jade Snake Orchid is?" Mo Ming asked.

"I don't know, do you know?"

"I don't know!" Mo Ming shook his head.

"Then you still ask..."

Li Daoyi glared at Mo Ming with disdain and curled his lips in dissatisfaction.

He also saw that this boy was a dead profiteer and a big liar. Except for a few forbidden weapons, he had no real material at all.

Li Daoyi even suspected that the reason why the two of them got here was not the boy's so-called "experience" at all, but the map in his hand.

He decided that Mo Ming was a little liar. Even if he entered Three Thousand Devils Peak, it would be a hindrance to him and would not be of any help at all. Therefore, he wanted to drive Mo Ming away.

The river stretched in front of the two of them like a horse. The river was extremely wide, but not deep. The deepest point only reached the thighs of an adult, and the river was not very fast.

After carrying the things on his back, Li Daoyi wanted to cross the river with his sword.

However, at this moment, Mo Ming, who had been following behind just now, suddenly rushed forward, grabbed Li Daoyi's collar and pulled him back.

Li Daoyi was unprepared and was pulled by him. He leaned back and almost fell to the ground. He looked at Su Xin and shouted angrily:

"Are you crazy?"

"Are you crazy? You just crossed the river like this. Do you want to be a eunuch in your next life?" Mo Ming looked like an idiot.

Li Dao took a look at the river water, but saw that the river water was clear and he could see the bottom at a glance. There was nothing weird about it. Then he turned back and shouted:

"The water in this river is clear, how can there be anything strange?"

"Don't believe it? Okay!"

Mo Ming casually picked up a pebble the size of an adult's fist, weighed it, and then threw it into the river with a "pop" sound.

Suddenly, in the originally clear and seemingly empty river water, sparkling lights appeared, as if something was constantly churning, and the number seemed to be thousands!

They swarmed towards the pebble that fell into the river at the same time, biting desperately, and faint sounds of "click" and "click" were heard. However, the hard pebble was bitten into pieces in just a moment.

In the process, the entire river turned blood-red, shrill and terrifying.

There are countless strange fish hiding in this entire river. However, their bodies are usually translucent and cannot be seen when they are hidden in the water. Only when they are hunting, their bodies will show abnormalities, which can be distinguished at a glance.

Mo Ming photographed a strange fish from the river. This fish was no more than 20 centimeters long. It was blood red all over, with thin and dense scales. It had a ferocious face. Even the fish's eyes faintly exuded the ferocity of a killer.

The most different thing from other fish is its short but powerful upper and lower jaws!

Mo Ming picked up a branch and pried open the mouth of the strange fish.

It doesn't matter if you don't look at it. After looking at it, Li Daoyun suddenly broke into a cold sweat and his mouth and tongue went dry.

In the mouth of that strange fish, there are two rows of teeth that are the same as those of humans!

Seeing the horrified look on Li Daoyi's face, Mo Ming couldn't help but show a weird smile and said:

"Judging from the shape of the teeth of this strange fish, it should be specially designed to bite the balls! If I hadn't pulled you back in time, I'm afraid you would have been a eunuch for the rest of your life as soon as you entered the river!"

Li Dao suddenly felt his lower body was cold and stammered:

"Many, thank you... little brother Mo..."

"The earth energy of the Three Thousand Devil Peak seems to be evil. If it is infected by this evil energy, it may cause changes, which is very dangerous. It is your first time here and you want to go in and out safely by yourself. I'm afraid..."

Before he finished speaking, Mo Ming changed the topic and said: "Since Brother Li thinks I am a burden, I will go back now. I wish Brother Li good luck on your journey!"

These strange fish are hidden under the river water. Under normal conditions, they are almost invisible to the naked eye. If ordinary people come here, they may really wander past the river without knowing what is going on.

But who is Mo Ming

The majestic heavenly immortal soldier has lived for nearly 40 million years. Although he is now a mortal, his soul consciousness is still at the level of a true immortal!

No matter how well these strange fish, poisonous insects, and wild beasts are hidden, how can they escape his perception

Mo Ming turned over and got on the mule to leave.

Seeing this scene, Li Daoyi panicked and ran over to stop him:

"Little brother Mo! Little brother Mo! Just now, I was reckless just now. I apologize to you! Can you, can you accompany me... accompany me in..."

As he spoke, two blushes appeared on Li Daoyi's cheeks, and he pointed in the direction of the other side of the river with some embarrassment.

Mo Ming raised his eyebrows, glanced sideways at the Three Thousand Devil Peaks in the distance, and then shook his head:

"Don't go, don't go, don't go... In such a dangerous place as Three Thousand Devils Peak, I, a profiteer, will only hold you back. Besides, you don't believe me, why do you want me to accompany you in?" You are so capable, go in alone, bye!"

"Brother Mo, it was my fault before. I believe you. I must believe you. I promise! I swear!"

Li Daoyi became anxious and said: "If it doesn't work, I can give you more money!"

"Add money?"

Mo Ming's eyes lit up, but then he calmed down and said:

"I've squeezed you dry like a little fat sheep. What else is valuable on you?"

"me… "

"Forget it, forget it, for the sake of your sincere apology, I will forgive you and I will take you there!"

Mo Ming waved his hand, looking reluctant.

"Thank you!"

Li Dao cupped his fists and said:

"In my opinion, little brother Mo, how should we cross this river?"

"Ahem, this, this, let me think about it..."

Although Mo Ming was just showing off, he really had no idea how to cross the river.

Generally speaking, cultivators can fly directly in the air and cross the river without any problem, but now neither of them have this kind of cultivation.

Then there is the matter of crossing the bridge and rowing a boat like ordinary people do. There is no village in front of them and no store behind them. And no ordinary people will come to the Three Thousand Devils Peak. It is impossible to find a bridge.

Rowing seems impossible, let alone there is no boat, even if there is, the river is so shallow, if those strange fish jump on the boat, don't we still have to behave like eunuchs? !

If you take a detour, you can get around it, but "how far" is the question...

If you look at it this way, if you want to cross the river, you can only wade across it.

"Walk over there..."

Suddenly, a flash of lightning flashed in Mo Ming's mind, and he remembered that when he was showing off during the Yan family's live broadcast, he received a very special thing, which might come in handy...

(End of chapter)