The Jade Emperor Told Me to Live-stream!

Chapter 36: You put on your pants

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When Mo Ming was showing off in Yunzhou before, he received a lot of miscellaneous rewards, among which there seemed to be... there was... a man in red pants.

Well, yes, that’s right!

It’s just a big red briefs head!

It seems that it was worn by Superman before, and it also said that after wearing it, you can have a body of steel like Superman or something...

The rest is nothing. The most important thing is that it says that this thing can protect the most critical part of a man and make it indestructible!

At that time, Mo Ming still called the person who gave him the trousers a fool, but he didn't expect that it would play a big role in the blink of an eye.

Well, maybe this is the so-called "blind cat meets a dead mouse"!

I just don’t know if this thing is reliable or not. After all, gods are not omnipotent. There are so many people who can’t catch the ball in heaven, can’t seduce girls, and can’t get into the rank.

What if this guy in red trousers is a braggart? If he wears these gadgets and goes down into the river, in his next life...

Well, I guess there will be no next life!

No, you have to find someone to try it first!

Mo Ming squinted his eyes and glanced at Li Daoyi, who was standing by the river and frowning in thought.

"Brother Li, I have a treasure that can protect my body from evil things. However, this treasure can only protect one person, so I may need you to carry me across the river later."

"real?"

Li Daoyi said in surprise: "Don't worry, little brother Mo, as long as you can cross this river, I will protect you!"

Mo Ming nodded, took out his iPhone 8, clicked on the "Anchor Assets" interface, then selected the "Superman's Red Pants" and clicked "Withdraw Cash".

Immediately, the void in front of Mo Ming distorted, and a black hole emerged.

A red packaging bag fell and landed in Mo Ming's hand.

With a "stab" sound, a brand new red trousers appeared in Mo Ming's hand.

"Come on, put on these pants!"

"This, what is this?"

Li Dao was stunned. This style looked quite unique, but the color was too coquettish...

However, he likes it!

Li Dao put on a pair of red trousers and without saying a word, he plunged into the river with a "pop"!

As he went down into the river, the sound of "wow" and "wow" immediately erupted, and the whole river was boiling, blood red, and shrill and terrifying.

Mo Ming stood on the shore, his face turned pale with fright, it was so scary!

He stretched his head and looked between Li Daoyi's thighs, but saw the river water churning, and blood-red strange fish jumping up from time to time, biting Li Daoyi's crotch.

But it is amazing to say that the blood-red monster fish that could easily bite even fist-sized pebbles just now has no way to deal with this big red trousers and cannot bite it at all!

Looking at Li Daoyi's face, he looked calm, like someone who was fine, without any feeling.

This time, Mo Ming was so happy that he slapped his thigh:

"Oh my god, it turns out this thing is really useful. I thought, I thought..."

Mo Ming didn't finish the rest of the words, because when he saw Li Daoyi's eyes, he could almost kill someone.

"Holy crap, it turns out you don't even know if this thing is useful? Are you just using me as a test?"

Even though Li Daoyi was very cultivated, he was no longer calm at this moment.

Damn it, can this be tested casually

Thanks to God's blessing, these pants are really effective. If these pants are fake and ineffective, how will he live for the rest of his life

You know, for a man, the most terrifying thing is not death, nor is life worse than death, but living as a eunuch!

"Ahem, Brother Li, please don't misunderstand me. As far as our friendship is concerned, how could I possibly cheat you like this? I'm just giving you a chance to be a hero!"

While speaking, Mo Ming ignored Li Daoyi's eyes that were about to spit out fire, and jumped on his back:

"The road ahead is long, and we don't know what dangers await us ahead. You and I must take care of each other. Let's cross the river now and drive!"

"Drive your head, drive!"

Li Daoyi's forehead was throbbing with veins, and his face was almost blackened into charcoal!

This naughty kid is experimenting with his happiness for the rest of his life, and now he actually wants him to carry this naughty kid across the river. This is like selling him, and asking him to help count the money!

But he still had to rely on this naughty kid, and he could only swallow his anger in his own stomach. This feeling was extremely frustrating!

As for Mo Ming’s mood…

He just likes to see others looking down on him and not being able to kill him. If you have the ability, why don't you come and beat me!

After crossing the river, we were already less than a hundred miles away from the edge of Three Thousand Devil Peaks.

What you see is the boundless Gobi desert, with gravel everywhere, and occasionally one or two rocky mountains, as silent as tombstones.

Separated by a river, it's like two different worlds. One side is a green world full of vitality, while this side is a desolate no-man's land.

"Profiteer, do you really not know where the Jade Snake Orchid is?"

Li Daoyi and Mo Ming had been walking on the endless Gobi desert for almost a whole day, but they still found nothing.

"Tsk, brother, are you making a mistake? You are looking for the Jade Snake Orchid, not me. Didn't you make any preparations before you came to find the Jade Snake Orchid?"

Mo Ming was very impatient with being pestered by Li Daoyi. Li Daoyi had asked him this question four times today!

"I… "

Li Daoyi was also aggrieved. He thought this assignment was easy and he chose it, but who knew it would be so tricky!

Apart from the sentence "Go to Three Thousand Devil Peak to find a Jade Snake Orchid", he was given no other clues, which made him wander around here like a headless fly.

"It's hard, am I really going to miss out on Nanling Mansion? Oh my god, please give me some inspiration!"

Li Daoyi suddenly looked up to the sky and howled, almost frightening Mo Ming to death.

"What the hell, isn't it just a jade snake orchid? Are you acting like a cuckold?" Mo Ming said angrily.

"You don't feel it. Do you know how hard I worked to get into Nanling Mansion?! If I can't complete this lesson, then I won't be able to go back to Nanling Mansion!"

Li Daoyi yelled at Mo Ming full of grievances.

Mo Ming was frightened at that time, not because of Li Daoyi's reaction, but because of what Li Daoyi said.

Damn it, Nanling Mansion is so perverted, if you can't finish your summer homework, you will be expelled from school!

No wonder Yan Qingcheng had to let him enter the Nanling Mansion to prove himself. The Nanling Mansion had such perverted requirements. There must be top academics there. Being able to go to the same school as a top academic would prove that he was also a top academic!

Mo Ming also went to school in Heavenly Court before, but he was always a scumbag. When he was good, he was just an ordinary student. This suddenly made him a top student. Thinking about it, he was a little excited!

So, Mo Ming came to Li Dao's side and said:

"Hey, do you really want to find the Jade Snake Orchid?"

"nonsense!"

"Then beg me, as long as you beg me, I will take you to find the Jade Snake Orchid!"

“…”

Li Daoyi was speechless, and until the end, he did not say anything to beg him.

Of course, it would be useless even if he said it, because Mo Ming had no idea where the Jade Snake Orchid was!

Hahahahahaha…

In fact, Mo Ming just wanted to tease this guy. Every time he was in a mood, he liked to do such dirty things, and he had been doing it for almost 40 million years!

However, after laughing, Mo Ming could not help but feel soft when he saw Li Daoyi's "baby feels wronged and wants to cry" look:

"Okay! Baby, don't cry. Be good! I'll check it for you and take you to find that thing later, okay?"

"How to find it? It's so big here, and you don't know where the Jade Snake Orchid is..." Li Daoyi didn't believe what Mo Ming said at all.

"Oh, don't worry, isn't it just a Jade Snake Orchid? I can definitely help you find it!"

Although Mo Ming doesn't know where the Jade Snake Orchid is, and has never even seen what the Jade Snake Orchid looks like, for him, a hanging silk in the new era of heaven, it takes at least a hundred to find something. Way!

While talking, Mo Ming took out his iPhone 8, opened the browser, then clicked on a website icon with a bear paw logo, entered the words "Magnolia Orchid" in the search bar, and clicked "Search"!

Immediately, all the information about "Jade Snake Orchid" popped up...

(End of chapter)