The Jade Emperor Told Me to Live-stream!

Chapter 38: There is poison in the feces and I have to eat it

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In fact, what a new anchor like Mo Ming should do most is live broadcast for a fixed time, so as to attract fans more.

However, there is a problem, that is, Mo Ming’s live broadcast content. He is not live broadcasting games or simple outdoor activities...

He was showing off during the live broadcast, and showing off is a very casual thing. It requires someone to cooperate and an environment with conflicts and contradictions, which are not fixed.

Therefore, Mo Ming could only do it casually.

Fortunately, when he was in Heaven, the Jade Emperor promoted him, such as Taishang Laojun, Erlang Zhenjun, Sun Wukong... They all paid attention to Mo Ming.

Despite the small number of people, these are all well-known big names in heaven and have considerable influence. This makes Mo Ming's live broadcast not so embarrassing. This is also the reason why Mo Ming's first live broadcast had so many viewers.

It can be said that Laojun, Erlangshen, and Monkey are Mo Ming’s first fans. Basically, every time Mo Ming broadcasts live, they are the first to receive the reminder.

To a certain extent, it makes up for the loss of fans caused by Mo Ming’s inability to fix live broadcasts.

Taishang Laojun enters the live broadcast room...

The fighting Buddha enters the live broadcast room...

The Queen Mother enters the live broadcast room...

I don't know why, but looking at these names, Mo Ming always feels like something is missing, but what exactly is missing, he can't tell...

At this time, Li Daoyi had walked a dozen meters away and was not far from the dangerous area 21 meters away.

"Hey, are you sure you really want to go there? That's a dangerous area. You'll really die if you go there. I'm just a puppy!"

Mo Ming shouted a reminder from behind.

Hearing this, Li Daoyi glanced around and saw that the bloody Gobi was peaceful and there was nothing unusual. He immediately sneered twice and continued to stride forward.

For a cultivator, the distance of twenty meters passes in an instant.

After walking forward to the twenty-first meter, Li Daoyi stopped, turned around, and said with disdain and sarcasm:

"Didn't you say that I would die if I walked here? Why am I still alive and well now?"

“…”

Mo Ming opened his mouth, but soon he closed it again, and then he took a few steps back calmly.

At the same time, the barrage in the live broadcast room also exploded, with [pointing backwards] symbols flying all over the screen, all white.

Li Daoyi thought it was Mo Ming's trick. He turned around and saw that it didn't matter. At first glance, he froze from head to toe.

On the distant horizon, a blood-colored whirlwind rolled up sand and dust all over the sky, like a thick layer of blood mist, covering the sky and the sun, coming from far to near, covering the sky and the earth.

"Woooooooo..."

The sound of the wind was frightening, as if there was a ghost whimpering, which was extremely scary.

The smile on Li Daoyi's face disappeared, and his lips trembled.

Mo Ming didn't hear what Li Daoyi said, but he believed that Li Daoyi would want to say "WTF" now to show off his personality!

He watched the barrage in the live broadcast room and couldn't say a word for a long time.

Taishang Laojun: Oh my god, the anchor has started to trick people again...

Dou Zhan Buddha: Although I think you are very handsome, Dababy, I still want to say that you are not a kind person!

Purity Messenger: Have you noticed that since this anchor started broadcasting, everyone who has anything to do with him has been tricked by him...

King Qin Guang: As he said, doesn’t he also accept people who have nothing to do with him

"What are you talking about?"

This barrage really left Mo Ming speechless:

"Who did I cheat? Ah, let me ask you, who did I cheat? Didn't I warn him of the danger ahead? Not only did I remind him, I reminded him twice! I even assured him that I was lying to him. The puppy is dead and he doesn’t believe it, what can I do?”

"I can't stop a person who wants to show off, right? Stopping someone from showing off will be punished by God!"

Mo Ming was really drunk. This was really "a man sitting at home while the pot came from the sky."

In fact, he was also very puzzled. He didn't understand what was going on. No one believed him when he told the truth. They would only believe him if he was forced to tell lies...

There is his father in front of him, and there is Li Daoyi in the back. How can I say...

There’s no way to tell!

Really, I admire the intelligence of these two people!

Just as Mo Ming was sighing, the blood-colored whirlwind in front of him rolled up sand grains all over the sky. In the blink of an eye, he had arrived not far away, pouring down on Li Daoyi from all directions.

The sky and the earth were pitch black, with shadows everywhere. There was no way to avoid or escape.

Li Dao waved his hand and held out a psychic weapon, which was suspended above his head. The spiritual light enveloped him, protecting him inside.

"Dang, Dang, Dang..."

The red whirlwind was like a sharp sword slashing through the psychic weapon, making an ear-splitting sound.

In just a moment, the psychic weapon's glow dimmed, as if it was about to lose its spirituality, and gradually became inoperable.

You can imagine how terrifying the power contained in this bloody whirlwind is!

What made Li Daoyi even more nervous was that this bloody whirlwind seemed to have some strange power, sealing the sky and encircling the earth, making it difficult for him to move!

At this time, Li Daoyi also understood. No wonder Mo Ming led him to turn left and right. Most of those who were bypassed were destined to die.

"Mo, little brother Mo..."

"Stop talking nonsense and show off!"

Before Li Dao finished speaking, Mo Ming interrupted him decisively and neatly.

"Get me out quickly..."

"What are you doing out here? Stay inside and show off!"

"Do you have..."

"I'm sorry, no, just wait to die!"

I told you kindly before, but you didn't listen and had to pretend to be cool. Now I'm fine. I can't pretend anymore. Are you begging me again

Don't you want to show off

Come on, pretend hard! You are so awesome at pretending! You've pretended enough!

Not only will I stand here to watch you show off, I will also provide you with a broad stage to show off!

In fact, all the immortals watching the live broadcast were quite speechless. At first they saw Li Daoyi insisting on showing off, and thought he had some ability, but...

Alas, let’s forget it…

The distance of twenty-one meters is between heaven and hell.

One stood under the scorching sun and clear sky, calmly holding up his mobile phone to broadcast live. The other was trapped in the red whirlwind, terrified and unable to move.

Suddenly, Li Daoyi's whole body was covered with chills, and a coldness shot up from his back to his forehead!

Just now, there was clearly a sound of heavy breathing in his ears, but when he looked carefully, he saw nothing.

Could it be that there are some terrifying creatures in this bloody whirlwind

Li Dao's scalp was numb. He felt an unprecedented terror. He was covered in cold sweat and even his clothes were soaked.

"Brother Mo, there is... something in this whirlwind!"

Li Dao became anxious and his voice was trembling. He never expected that this place was actually full of dangers as Mo Ming said.

At this time, he no longer had the confidence and high-spiritedness he had before to "see through the truth."

"None of my business?!"

Looking at Li Daoyi who was gradually swallowed up by the dust, Mo Ming was really drunk.

To be honest, Mo Ming has never seen such an idiot as Li Daoyi. He is even more idiot than Mo Ming's father. He even said that shit was poisonous, but he insisted on eating it.

However, despite being despised, people still need to be saved, so he carefully observed the red whirlwind and then said loudly:

"Sit cross-legged on the spot, close the five senses, meditate and concentrate, hold the essence and maintain oneness!"

"What did you say?!"

Li Daoyi looked in Mo Ming's direction in disbelief. Isn't this tantamount to letting him wait for death

"If you want to be cool again, you can pretend I'm farting!"

Mo Ming spread his hands, young people nowadays are like this, they want to show off whenever they disagree, and they don't even think about it, is that something ordinary people can pretend

Pretending is a noble cause that perfectly integrates technology and art. It is very professional. Not everyone can just pretend. If you don't do it well, you will end up pretending to be a fool.

Li Daoyi thought for a long time and decided to do as Mo Ming said.

Sit cross-legged and close your eyes, guard your mind and body, keep your essence and energy introverted, enter the realm of oneness between things and self, and let the bloody whirlwind hit your body.

Time passed, and nearly half a day passed before Li Daoyi, who was covered in dirt and dust and in a state of embarrassment, slowly opened his eyes.

The red whirlwind had long since dissipated, and the land had returned to calm. A figure squatted not far from him.

Mo Ming curled up his lips and showed an unkind smile, saying:

"Hey, Saonian is awake? Do you still remember what happened just now? Do you still insist on taking this path?"

Li Dao felt ashamed for a moment:

"Yes, I'm sorry, I was reckless, let's go another way!"

Hearing this, Mo Ming nodded with satisfaction, made an encouraging gesture and said:

"Don't be discouraged, Saonian, you are the most promising idiot I have ever seen, come on!"

"Thanks!"

Although Li Daoyi didn't understand what Mo Ming was talking about, he understood Mo Ming's gestures. Remembering how he didn't trust Mo Ming before, and Mo Ming not only saved his life, but also encouraged him to cheer up and cheer up, Li Daoyi felt a sense of sadness. warmth.

"Okay!"

Mo Ming waved his hand and said:

"Young man, if you want to get in and out of Three Thousand Devil Peaks safely, you have to remember this sentence: I can pretend to be cool, but you are in danger if you pretend to be cool!"

After that, Mo Ming didn't explain much, turned around and walked towards the right.

After what happened just now, he also figured out what was missing in the live broadcast room today.

The missing thing is none other than "Er Lang Shen"!

In the past, every time Mo Ming showed off during live broadcasts, Erlangshen would come, and most of the time he would go against him, but this time he didn't come.

No wonder Mo Minglao thinks this guy is not so good at pretending...

"Have any of you seen Erlang Shen? Why didn't he come today?"

Anyone who has followed Mo Ming will receive a system reminder when Mo Ming starts the live broadcast. It is impossible for Erlang Shen not to know that Mo Ming starts the live broadcast today.

Mo Ming thought of the show-off in Yunzhou a few days ago.

Isn't it because you are scared of yourself

Like Erlang Shen, the tallest, richest and handsomest man in heaven, although he is full of character and arrogant on weekdays, once he is frustrated, he will be in trouble!

"Strong yet easy to break"!

This is a bit troublesome. After all, Erlangshen is a big financier. If he doesn't come to watch his live broadcast, the income from the live broadcast will be reduced by at least one-third!

It seems that we have to find a way to win back this big benefactor.

Just when Mo Ming was frowning and thinking, a barrage from Taishang Laojun caught Mo Ming’s attention:

Taishang Laojun: Erlangshen, it seems that his birthday will be in fifteen days, maybe he is busy with this!

(End of chapter)