As soon as the Jade Emperor's call came, the entire live broadcast room was "clean" instantly. The barrages that were originally flowing like a surging river suddenly disappeared completely, leaving no trace behind!
At this moment, the emperor and queen were silent, the gods and Buddhas were speechless, and the Nine Heavenly Palace was deathly silent!
Slap in the face!
An absolute slap in the face!
Chi Luoluo's slap in the face!
An unabashed slap in the face!
All the gods who had placed bets stared at their mobile screens with their eyes wide open and their mouths wide enough to stuff a goose egg in!
Especially Erlang Zhenjun, his face turned red. Just now he said that the Jade Emperor would not answer this guy's call, but in the blink of an eye, the Jade Emperor actually called Mo Ming back!
This mortal boy, he, how does he have such a big reputation
Even through the phone screen, he could feel Monkey Sun's maniacally laughing expression.
At this moment, the Huaguo Mountain was shaken and the lake water poured in, as if there was an earthquake.
And in the Water Curtain Cave, a golden-haired monkey was lying on the ground, making a fist with his right hand and hitting the ground repeatedly. His mouth was grinning almost to his ears. His expression was as if he had seen the most ridiculous thing in the world. :
"Hahahahaha, hey, I can't do it anymore! My old grandson can't do it anymore! I just laughed to death! Hahaha..."
"Help, help, I can't help it anymore, I'm going to die laughing, I'm going to die laughing..."
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At the end, the monkey's cheeks almost cramped when he laughed, and then he gradually calmed down. He picked up his mobile phone and started tapping:
"Erlang Zhenjun, please send the real phoenix eggs of Enlightenment Tea leaves to me as soon as possible. We want them to be sent by Shuntian express. Don't forget to pay the postage!"
"Tai Shang Laojun, my grandson has not eaten jelly beans for many years. Hurry up and send me a gourd of golden elixir. We will also send it by express delivery. You will pay for the postage!"
"Queen Mother, hehe, you must deliver the pearl that has been nurtured in the East China Sea for three thousand years properly without even a scratch. I have a sharp eye!"
"Bajie, don't think I've forgotten you. Also, I won't mention that person just now. Let me, Sun, be more conscious!"
Throughout the live broadcast room, Sun Wukong himself sent four barrages in succession, which were hung in the center of the screen in the live broadcast room.
After a long time, no one replied.
All the gods who had placed bets just now were as if they had eaten dead children, unable to speak even a single word!
As for Erlang Zhenjun, needless to say, it took him tens of thousands of years to obtain the true phoenix egg of enlightenment tea. Mortals can reshape their bodies and spirits by taking it, causing qualitative changes in their bodies. Immortal clothing Then you can suddenly realize the great truth and improve your cultivation diligently.
His heart bleeds at the thought of giving away tens of thousands of years of hard work to this dead monkey.
Taishang Laojun was not much better. He felt so regretful that he couldn't figure it out for a moment and got involved in it? I originally wanted to add insult to injury, but instead I picked up a stone and hit myself in the foot, losing a gourd of Nine-turn Golden Elixir for nothing!
The Queen Mother was also extremely depressed. The unparalleled big pearl was the essence of the ocean. In addition to being used as jewelry, it also had the miraculous effect of nourishing the soul and nourishing the body.
With such a noble status as hers, she was reluctant to touch it after getting it, and it has been sealed and preserved.
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They feel that whatever they say now looks stupid!
In the underworld, King Qin Guang tremblingly answered the phone:
"Hello... hello, I, I am King Qin Guang!"
What is the concept of the Jade Emperor
That is the supreme ruler of the Three Realms and Six Paths. If the entire heaven is regarded as an interest group, then the Jade Emperor is the supreme boss of the headquarters!
And he, King Qin Guang, has worked hard for hundreds of thousands of years, and he is only a department head, and he is not from the group headquarters, but a branch.
Now that the top BOSS at the group headquarters is calling, can he not be nervous
Especially the boy named Mo, who has a joking look on his face, and is probably up to no good.
"Xiao Qin, someone anonymously reported to the Heavenly Court that your hell palace is seizing souls and disrupting the order of the three realms. Is this possible?"
When King Qin Guang heard this, his heart suddenly thumped. The Jade Emperor didn't specify what happened, but it was clear that the Jade Emperor was here because of Mo Ming's matter.
After all, King Qin Guang is an "old man" who has been in the officialdom for many years. He knows very well what to say and what not to say under any circumstances:
"Great Emperor, it's all because of the poor management of the little gods, so that the subordinates Hei and Bai Wuchang were ineffective in doing things, made omissions, and failed to distinguish between two people of the same age with the same name. No, I found out as soon as little brother Mo Ming came here. , are preparing to arrange for him to return to the earth!"
The two people standing next to him, Hei and Bai Wuchang, were stupid at that time. Damn it, we also acted according to your request of King Qin Guang. Now if something goes wrong, we have to take the blame...
Although I was dissatisfied, after all, King Qin Guang was the lord of the underworld and their immediate superior. If I had any dissatisfaction, I could only keep it in my heart. This was really a dumb man eating coptis and unable to express his suffering.
There was silence on the other end of the phone for a moment before he responded:
"Well, Xiao Qin, there are no big or small matters in the underworld. Everything must be done strictly in accordance with the rules. There must be no negligence. I don't want to hear such reports again in the future!"
"Yes, yes, great emperor, what you have taught me is that the little god will definitely be strict with himself and his subordinates in the future!"
King Qin Guang kept nodding.
"Okay, I've made a note of what happened this time and will deduct 30,000 years of your salary as punishment. In addition, little brother Mo Ming, please arrange it well so that no one can suffer this grievance in vain!"
"Great Emperor, I..."
"What? Do you think thirty thousand years' salary is too little? It's not enough. You can deduct fifty thousand years, one hundred thousand years, or one million years!"
The Jade Emperor's tone gradually became harsher.
As the ruler of the Three Realms, the Jade Emperor rarely had violent mood swings, but now he spoke harshly, and he was obviously really angry!
King Qin Guang secretly complained that for a branch manager like him, a salary of 30,000 years was really too much!
It wasn't until the Jade Emperor hung up the phone that King Qin Guang took a deep breath, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and talked on the phone with the boss at the headquarters. It was really stressful!
The salary of 30,000 years was gone. Just thinking about it made King Qin Guang feel heartache. He didn't want to see Mo Ming in the first place, but now he felt even less good.
He couldn't figure it out. Why was this Mo Ming, a fourteen-year-old child who didn't seem to have anything special, getting involved with the Jade Emperor
Returning the phone to Mo Ming, King Qin Guang thought about the meaning of the Jade Emperor's last words, "make good arrangements so that no one can be wronged in vain."
He opened the book of "Mo Ming"'s life and death.
The life and death book records a person's life and death experience. A normal person's life and death book is as thick as a book, but "Mo Ming's" one is only as thin as a few sheets of white paper.
When I opened it, I saw this: Mo Ming was born in the mortal world, his life was mediocre, he made no contribution to the three realms, his yang life span was 14 years, and his yin life span was none!
King Qin Guang thought for a while, anyway, this Mo Ming was the soul captured from the corpse of the deceased, so why not let him use the corpse to resurrect him!
King Guang of Qin added a zero after "Yangshou 14" and changed it to "Yangshou 140 years".
Mo Ming took a sneak glance and smiled immediately, "Young man, I thought even the Jade Emperor couldn't cure you!"
"Brother Xiao Qin, if nothing happens, I will take my leave!"
With the support of the Jade Emperor, Mo Ming is naturally full of arrogance!
"Let's go, let's go! Let's go as soon as possible! Our underworld cannot tolerate a great god like you!"
King Qin Guang waved his hands repeatedly. He now has a headache when he hears Mo Ming speak!
This guy is so unkind. Why didn't you tell me earlier that you have something to do with the big boss above? Why do you have to come here to show off? !
Hei and Bai Wuchang brought Mo Ming, so naturally they were responsible for sending Su Xin back.
After leaving the mansion, the space ruptured, and a large black hole emerged. Mo Ming stepped into it, and the space passage slowly closed.
Before leaving, Mo Ming didn't forget to take one more look at the underworld. He couldn't help but feel excited. Today, he was pretending to be so exciting!
Yangjian, outside Yunzhou City, Yangliupo
Next to Mo Ming's body, the space suddenly distorted, a black hole flashed, and Mo Ming's soul stepped out and floated in mid-air.
The sky in the east was already turning white, indicating that Mo Ming's soul had been out of the body for quite some time. Not daring to delay, Mo Ming hurriedly got into this body.
About ten seconds later, Mo Ming's physical body suddenly opened his eyes. Because his soul had been out of the body for too long, his physical body had already suffered from rigor mortis. The blood that had stopped flowing started to function again, leaving his limbs completely numb. All filled with numbness.
Mo Ming turned on his phone and took a look. When he was at the peak of his pretense, there were tens of thousands of viewers, but because of the monkey's bet, there was now only one viewer left.
Just when Mo Ming was wondering about the identity of the last audience member, ribbons suddenly floated across the top of the screen:
After winning the battle, the Buddha rewarded him with a "True Phoenix Egg of Enlightenment Tea"!
After winning the battle, the Buddha rewarded him with a gourd of "Nine Transformations Golden Elixir"!
After the battle, the Buddha rewarded him with a "three-thousand-year-old pearl"!
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At the same time, the system asks:
The anchor received a reward from a fan, would you like to withdraw it now
(End of chapter)