Although Mo Ming used to serve as a soldier in Heaven, this does not mean that he is really a fighting maniac. On the contrary, Mo Ming is actually quite peace-loving in his heart.
Has anyone seen Mo Ming take the initiative to shout and kill people? no? !
Not to mention these mortals, even the gods in heaven who have known Mo Ming for many years have not seen them before.
It has been a long time since Mo Ming first came to earth. How many people has he killed in such a long time
Apart from the gangster who was chasing Li Daoyi back then, who had he killed? no? !
What, those two grandsons from the Wang family in Jingzhou
Sorry, how can you say Mo Ming killed them? That can only mean that Mo Ming saved them!
The grandfather and grandson of the Wang family in Jingzhou were both obviously mentally ill, and their illness was not clear. With their IQs, it was a mistake to join the human world!
As for that brat from the Wang family, and his few guards, it was obvious at first glance that he was used to being arrogant and domineering. When he came up, he said, "I am the best in the world. You all have to listen to me. If you don't, you will die." , you will die after hearing this.”
Such a person must have grown up drinking Ganges river water and Samma milk powder. If you say that his brain is not sick, who would believe it
As for his grandfather, that’s even more abnormal!
His grandson wanted to kill someone, but he kept saying, "Killing you is your blessing." Think about it, how could a normal person say such anti-human things
Since he said such things, he must be abnormal. His IQ is not as good as Sanmao, Nezha, and King Kong Gourd Baby!
It doesn't matter if a person is sick in body, but if his brain is sick, that's the end of it! Mo Ming is not killing them, but saving them with great mercy, letting their souls go to the underworld to reincarnate and be reborn!
It's like playing a game. If you lose one account, don't you have to start over and practice again? !
It's just that the time is a bit uncertain. I heard that due to the surge in population in the mortal world, more and more dead souls have accumulated in the underworld, and the road to the underworld is almost full.
I heard that even to cross Huangquan Road, people have to rush to buy tickets, including the Naihe Bridge behind. When they can get the tickets, it depends on the fate of their grandfather and grandson!
Looking at it this way, Mo Ming is actually very compassionate. The best example is: Huo Qingyun of the Huo family in Qingzhou!
You see, such an arrogant person wants to steal Mo Ming's girlfriend if they disagree with her, but Mo Ming doesn't even kill him, which shows his deep love for peace.
But, what to say...
Sometimes, reality is not something you can decide. Just because you don't look for trouble doesn't mean that trouble doesn't look for you. Just like Mo Ming, he didn't want to show off, but the other party forced him to show off. What could he do? He is also desperate!
However, since you have decided to show off, you can’t pretend in vain. You have to start a live broadcast first!
Counting the time, it seems that I haven't broadcasted to show off for a long time. The last live broadcast was more than ten days ago.
At that time, we were still at Three Thousand Devil Peak. In order to help "Ji Xiao" treat his injuries, Mo Ming contacted Jigong to help. Under Jigong's command, he successfully received a pair of divine wings for Ji Xiao.
For this reason, he wasted an opportunity to withdraw cash and exchanged it for a KFC chicken wing coupon.
Don't ask why it's a KFC chicken wing coupon, you have to ask Jigong about this and what he did back then!
In addition to the "Superman's Red Pants" he had withdrawn on the way to Three Thousand Devils Peak, he has withdrawn it twice now.
Mo Ming's current live streaming level is still at Level 3 Small Bronze, and he can only withdraw 3 items in total. Excluding the two previous withdrawals, there is only one left now.
Mo Ming has now met the entry requirements of Nanling Mansion. He only needs Yan Qingcheng's recommendation to enter Nanling Mansion.
It means that soon, he will leave the Yan family and go to the second place of his pretentious journey in the mortal world - Nanling Mansion.
We still don’t know what kind of trouble we will encounter by then, so while we are still in the Yan family, we should upgrade to Level 4 Little Bronze in advance to be prepared!
This is the third key to Mo Ming’s “Pretending Guide”:
Pretenders need to have a long-term vision and know how to plan ahead so that they can handle the upcoming conflicts with ease!
Mo Ming was not in a hurry to start the live broadcast. He first clicked on "My Profile" and checked his experience bar. He still had 298 experience points to upgrade to level 4, which is basically 300 experience points.
In fact, Mo Ming had live broadcasted twice before at Three Thousand Devil Peak. The first time was when Li Daoyi wanted to show off, and Mo Ming started a live broadcast for him. However, Li Daoyi failed to show off and asked him for help.
That time, because the protagonist was not him, and Erlang Shen was not around, no one was against him, so I always felt less impressive when I pretended to be cool, so I didn’t receive anything. In addition, the time for pretending was short, so I didn’t gain much experience. value.
The second time was the time when I connected with Jigong to save Ji Xiao. It was not a pretentious live broadcast at all, so the popularity was very low and I didn't get much experience points.
Mo Ming now sees that this experience value is calculated based on the popularity of the anchor, and this popularity is calculated based on various factors such as the length of the anchor's live broadcast, the number of viewers, and the gifts and rewards received.
Mo Ming didn't quite understand how it was calculated.
In fact, when Mo Ming first started live streaming, he did get 100 experience points in one live broadcast. Therefore, if he can pretend to be more powerful in the future, only three live broadcasts should be enough.
Mo Ming set it up briefly, turned on the camera, and his figure appeared in the live broadcast room.
At the same time, the mobile phones of all the immortals in heaven vibrated, and various notification sounds kept ringing.
Messages kept popping up in the lower left corner of the phone screen:
Welcome Taishang Laojun to the live broadcast room!
Welcome Fighting Buddha to the live broadcast room!
Welcome the Queen Mother into the live broadcast room!
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The number of viewers is also changing rapidly. In just a moment, the number of viewers has increased from 0 to 1021, and it is still increasing at a very fast speed.
The first thing many gods said when they came up was: Did the anchor have sex during this time? I don’t broadcast live either. I let my pigeons fly every day. If I continue to do this, I will be unblocked!
Alas, what should I say...
In fact, Mo Ming is also very helpless. Other types of anchors, such as game anchors and singing anchors, just like clocking in at work every day, starting live broadcasts at the right time.
But he can't do it. He is showing off during the live broadcast, and he can't control the show-off. He needs a conflicting environment and conflicting parties!
Just for the past few days, how could he live broadcast while being locked up in the medicine cauldron? He can't just pretend to be cool with himself, right
However, having said that, it is not a problem if this continues. If they really want to cancel the test, then they are still playing tricks on themselves. They should really find a way to solve this problem.
Just when Mo Ming was thinking about how to solve this problem, a familiar name suddenly jumped over in the lower left corner of the live broadcast room...
(End of chapter)